Frustration Unlimited

FU Podcast - s01 e02 - March 7, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE - Special Guests Molly & Reagan

March 24, 2021 Devin G Ewart Season 1 Episode 2
Frustration Unlimited
FU Podcast - s01 e02 - March 7, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE - Special Guests Molly & Reagan
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Frustration Unlimited
FU Podcast - s01 e02 - March 7, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE - Special Guests Molly & Reagan
Mar 24, 2021 Season 1 Episode 2
Devin G Ewart

Frustration Unlimited - Full Episode s01 e02 - March 7, 2021 - LIVE 
Special Guests Today, Live in Studio Molly and Reagan... 

Topics discussed: 
• Coming To America 2 Flaws in the Movie
• Pontiac Catalina vs Toyota Prius
• Which Vehicle Got the Most Action
• Patrick's Fisher Price Car
• Six Flags Amusement Rides
• How Many Fast n Furious Movies Are They Going To Make
• How Molly and Reagan First Met
• Instacart - What is it and How Does it Work?
• and much more...

Show Notes Transcript

Frustration Unlimited - Full Episode s01 e02 - March 7, 2021 - LIVE 
Special Guests Today, Live in Studio Molly and Reagan... 

Topics discussed: 
• Coming To America 2 Flaws in the Movie
• Pontiac Catalina vs Toyota Prius
• Which Vehicle Got the Most Action
• Patrick's Fisher Price Car
• Six Flags Amusement Rides
• How Many Fast n Furious Movies Are They Going To Make
• How Molly and Reagan First Met
• Instacart - What is it and How Does it Work?
• and much more...

[Music] is it picking up yeah oh yeah that means and we're live welcome yeah welcome back well today we have my daughter molly we have my daughter molly here see right there beautiful beautiful beautiful and her boyfriend reagan reagan and from from uh he's from somewhere out in east texas somewhere or something like that white right from where what's his name mahomes oh patrick yeah yeah okay for some reason i was thinking white right and looks like you need to bring his cap up a little bit too let's see his beautiful face i didn't say that a little bit more a little bit more a train connector did you say a connector or a conductor conductor well my daughter is a little bit more of a smart ass than i am takes it all from my mother yeah takes everything from her mother what from what from you my mom no 99 yeah one for my mom okay we're not going to get into this okay all right so anyway that's who's here with us tonight today tonight whatever what time is it 11 15 yeah today and um now devin has questions for him oh i do yes you do are you putting me on the spot huh yes i am so where were you the other night that will that that will get that will get him in trouble oh yeah well actually so tell me the history of you too oh god starting from the beginning not from like the beginning of like me and him yeah um how you all came to be oh god so [Music] we um met online the same it's weird because the same place as his sister met her significant other and his mom met her certain significant other um and what was the name of that what's up hey look she's lost she's she's looking at christ she's looking at me she don't want to talk meet me it's like a live streaming app i was going through my nearby and then i saw reagan i joined his live and i talked to him so so you looked at so you looked at reagan with she couldn't resist i said oh he's probably gonna let's see what's going on no so ironically they met each other on a live streaming well i was live and she joined it and then now you're here on a live streaming exactly it went full circle here we are so carry on it's kind of like it's hold on it's kind of like what uh biden's uh press secretary says that we'll have to circle back so what they did was they circled back and they're saying in their own life that's what they're doing is circling back come on lord okay anyway anyway as we were and then um he got off live and then i messaged him and i was like why did you get off live i was gonna come back and talk to you he's like oh okay well i'll get back on live and then he got back on live and then after about 10 minutes he had my he had my phone number at that point um what are you doing giving some dudes when you look this good patrick it all pays off okay oh i'm not talking to you well when he looks that's good dad i'm pretty i feel like i'm hosting an intervention right now i feel like i'm under an oath oh god you're in the hot seat within 10 minutes within 10 probably not 10 minutes that was like a little over exaggerated maybe like uh maybe it was four maybe like five minutes it was like i'm just kidding it was probably about 30 to 45 minutes it wasn't very short but it wasn't very long we had a good conversation though yeah oh yeah lightness i know i don't even want to know the conversation oh geez i want to know what a realtor is i i don't i [Music] hey you're cute okay well here's my number i mean his personality was there i still have a good parsley yeah we haven't no he said hey you're cute that was the first message and then we had a conversation and then he got my number it's not like hey you're cute and then here's my number it wasn't like that we had a conversation but at that point i did not realize that he was two and a half hours away oh well there was that yeah yeah okay what show where i was located at you just haven't it just said miles not how long but yeah so how many miles did it say it's 150 there boy yeah it just wasn't yeah did you kind of gloss over that part yeah i was just too focused on the way you look so he called you boy you're gonna let him you go around get away with it come here yeah right yeah okay all right oh we got comments on there i've totally forgot oh my bad do we have comments nope no no comment all right so what else happened i probably don't want to know oh my god i'm not that bad i don't i probably don't i don't probably don't care to know so i mean i don't know here we are we basically just met up and then we just talked we met up at tanker outlets in terrell yeah um because that was like a halfway point yeah he didn't think i was gonna show up i sure didn't i you know what the funny thing was is that when we first started talking i thought she was underage yes i really thought she was like 16 17. he asked for my driver's license i sure did smart man smart man i didn't want to go to jail look look who's back dean's back beans back yeah so hey dean what's up dean is on my page yeah okay hey dean you want to go to the one the stream yard that i that i posted on my page that would be cool if you did do that so um all right y'all keep talking what now yeah i mean he asked for my driver's license i showed my birthday he didn't believe me even when i showed him did he ask for your social security card no do you have her passport did you get three forms of id i'm terrified i like covered up my driver's license and just showed the birthdate i didn't give him that's why he's making sure she was an age let's give him a credit report yeah you should have you should did you run a credit report i think my mom and yeah i think they actually ran a background check on him i'm not sure that's a good thing that's a good thing it's good that's a good thing that your mom did there my mom didn't know about him for like i know a long time i knew i knew about him way before she did yep because i think he knew that i would probably be more understanding than her and now here we are almost two years later wow congratulations two years thanks it's been that long it's almost really yeah that's been three years yeah that's crazy lots happened the last yeah well whatever okay that's wow you know thanks dad sure thanks for the compliment patrick i really appreciate it thanks not talking to you no problem thanks devin it's it's at this point right reagan reagan is okay he's cool you can at least let these people know that i'm a good man hey you did you did call him your uh future son-in-law earlier yeah that slipped yeah he did he said devon be careful driving mach 10. so did that actually sound like that i really cared yeah no i don't care i don't it's okay we don't have to talk about it anymore it's a tough love that's all right that's okay whatever it's a bromance you know the seniors don't want to admit the thing is reagan be quiet the thing is is this is that you know as long as long as he takes care of my daughter i'm okay with everything that's it and do what a man is supposed to do well i haven't failed yet buddy really you had to make a comment i guess i haven't failed yet i haven't i haven't done anything wrong i know you haven't done anything wrong but i'm just saying as long as you take care of my daughter everything is okay well i'm sure the image in his mind when you first met him you looking up at him and saying do not hurt my daughter and sticking with him well don't hurt don't hurt my daughter because the thing is is that even though that if i i mean even though the first time i met you and i looked up at you i felt like you were like a little brother of mine so you know that's not cool dude it's a joke i'm a dad i know it's a joke i know it is sensitive i'm not being sensitive i am being a father i know yeah yeah and you would be the same way you would be the same way with your with your daughter i don't know we're good though we're good yeah we are all right anyways yeah he don't want to see he don't want to talk so how about the cowboys go bills oh my god here we go with the damn bill [ __ ] so how did you become a bills fan let's talk about that no we don't need to talk about why not you went to buffalo one time became a fan and here we are no i didn't i didn't go to buffalo one time i went to buffalo a few times and me and him went together one time that's why no i think we went twice now me and you went once i think you went another time by yourself because i wasn't allowed to go no what was he doing in buffalo we won't get into that oh jesus yeah there you go thank you molly headache thanks molly i appreciate that i mean i don't want to talk about it either you're not the only one yeah okay that's cool that's cool it's a great story yeah anything else free story great story okay y'all are dismissed reagan had so much to say it was like man we need microphones inside the car okay ready all right what did i have i have a question for you go ahead oh damn [Laughter] oh [ __ ] i can already tell this is gonna be absolute hell okay so um what do you think about uh dr seuss yeah you know i actually had some green eggs and ham up here but it got cold because uh we had technical difficulties yeah we did and you do know that we have a microwave yeah but he wants to eat it's just cold and i i wasn't feeling it at 11 o'clock at night okay i wasn't feeling eggs at 11 o'clock tonight patrick i'm so sorry especially green right yeah i mean but anyway anywho so tell us more what do you think about the dr seuss stuff and what do you think about all the disney characters and you know i have to watch what i'm saying because i don't want to offend anybody i think that there are others in the way that's that's that i think that there are other things that should be focused on you know in study movies instead of you know worrying about world hunger or poverty or anything else we're over here canceling disney people because of the way that they act or you know it's so stupid to me my opinion okay so i think if the people that are so offended by this that um they're the actual problem you know if you get offended by a cat playing a piano with chopsticks i mean you really need to just you need some kind of psychological help yeah what'd you say with chopsticks there's a cat in the aristocats that is it's a cat but it's a chinese cat and well he's smiling siamese yeah there you go not a chinese whatever whatever it's a cat and he's smiling get your cat right sorry that i'm not into cat vocabulary anyway the siamese cat is smiling like from ear to ear and he's playing piano with chopsticks but you know everybody is like oh my god that's racist because you know whatever but all in all do you really think that disney took that route to be racist and then you wait 20 30 some odd years and then bring it up as it's racist and then they ended up canceling it just like they did with you know peter pan there there's like a scene in there that um they have like they meet the indian girl or whatever and then there's the chief with you know the tobacco pipe in his mouth and here they are canceling that so i mean there's a lot of other things that you could worry about instead of you know taking movies off disney plus i think they should be more worried about the electrical grid than these disney movies okay okay and y'all two are millennials no yeah you are no you all two are i should have been born in the 80s i really think that i think you should have been born in the 80s close enough you know because generally you know i'm not going to get into this go ahead do it man just that should have lived in the 80s yeah i should have should have lived in the 80s in the 90s well you did but i'm talking about growing up in the 90s so i mean even though you know even like the late 70s would have been fine oh that was great late 70s well late 70s i was only what uh 12. it's just the generation z or whatever they're called is just it's horrifying yeah i wish i could have went to woodstock and everything with these laws and all this other stuff but i don't think yeah i know but i don't think mom and dad would have let me go to uh woodstock when i was two years old i i wish mom and i wish mom and dad went to woodstock and uh just carried me in there what's so what about you what do you feel about dr seuss why do you feel about that it doesn't affect you it it does because i mean that's i mean i read that when i was in elementary school you know we now watch the movies so my mom actually has all the collection of every disney movie that was back on vhs there's a guy selling all these books that has the whole collection he's won like 10 grand for them that it's it's just getting out of hand yeah you can't go buy a bookstore and go buy a book because it's all been sold out yeah now here on amazon that they're being sold out on amazon too it's coming like the ps5 now i can't find that [ __ ] anywhere yeah you can't you can't well what what really bothers me not i mean not not uh i mean dr seuss bothers me but what really bothers me is uh looney tunes that's what bothers me no instead of horton here's a who from dr seuss it should be like important here's a sensitive person say that again instead of horton here's a who from dr seuss it should be called horton here's a sensitive person well yeah or a complainer oh my god i don't agree with that at all i went into marshalls and the doctor shoes book was eight dollars really yeah eight dollars too much for me they sell dr seuss at marshalls yeah isn't that [ __ ] i would have brought that up marshall's has everything i would have bought i don't would have bought that hell i would have gotten some messages you would have bought and resold it yeah probably aim into that yeah i would have resolved it hell yeah so but now learning tunes is what is what are you talking about the lola bunny they're making her wear jumpsuit the entire movie that's stupid they took away her titties for a reason and nobody can figure it out everybody's offended you know so anyway um oh yeah the um looney tunes yeah pepe look for you you sammy sam what happened to them everybody's offended because i mean how peppery didn't have to do with yosemite yeah that was guns just like oh so easy so so and then you can't run you can't i always we had a clip of that one where he ran to the mason dixon line was that was because he's a redneck wow well yeah i mean he's you know that's whatever your sammy sam has the attitude that's me i think what the people that created these characters didn't intend for it to this is way out of line is what it is yeah it is out of line and so you know because everybody has a character even you know that's just crazy yeah well whatever it's just it's i don't know just blows my mind because everybody is offended by everything and does anybody know what anybody was offended by today because i don't have a clue yeah not yet nope so i actually have about an hour to figure it out so actually we went one day without someone being offended by something as far as we know you know i don't really have any friends on my facebook they get offended by anything it's probably because they're all from east texas but you know all rednecks from east texas hey you know what i think if you went to east texas i've been to east texas i think i've been to east texas more than you have i've lived there my whole life okay you're only what 25 yeah i'm happy so i've been to east texas more than you have okay well when i first met him he told me he was from new england that was because this is not the time to pull the sounds of the basket molly he really isn't wait i like it because you like the patriots because i lied at the time let's get this straight is that bus basket whatever anyway i told her that it's a lot worse than a basket my self-esteem was really used in the backseat is just for wussies my self-esteem was really low the first time i ever talked to her i didn't even know that she was of age to even be talking to in the first place so this happened like way before i even checked her like driver's license or anything yeah i wanted to know where i lived you know i mean you can't tell i need your license and registration yeah i heard about his last crazy one so i can understand relate where he's coming from with the i live in the south pole you're gonna need some sled dogs come visit me well at least he's got i mean like right now at least he's got one that sort of kind of has it together sort of kind of sort of kind of she's got it together what are you talking about pretty much i mean almost almost yep there's some things but they're little well whatever you know i'm i'm proud of her of any way i don't care well okay nice no i said that i'm proud of her anyway yeah what you got something to say oh my god i'm just sitting here don't get so offended i am not i am not being offended i can say we were almost one day without somebody getting offended over some [ __ ] and here we are uh-oh no we've got 20 minutes don't read your comments patrick you might get offended oh god what happened oh god they're doing the dude oh they're doing the same to the little house on the prairie dean said they're canceling the whole childhood oh my god tara okay where are you at on your page yeah i was on i was on my page oh yeah wait so what's uh where are you at where's the comment it's in the stream yard i don't see em oh i gotta refresh no you gotta look at the thing where it says comments i don't see it comments private comments private chat oh my god oh my god technology oh dean you voted for hillary are you kidding come on dean you know i don't always have to say that i voted for hillary no i did not and you know the other night you know what 20 minutes i'm offended and uh molly tara woodley said hello and tara molly say hello so all right okay so so you voted for hillary dean is starting all kinds of [ __ ] why don't you take hillary on a date i thought you voted for yourself i did vote for myself how did that go i got zero zero zero zero zero zero wait you didn't get nearly kanye .0001 of the vote it was only you that's right that's so sad and the guy just looked and said who the hell is patrick martin you know if you were president i would be assassinated within three days i would i thank you yeah but who would come kill you see even even even my daughter said that's accurate you can handle some things the correct way but you're too sensitive i am not sensitive what would you do if you were even damn your daughter just called you sensitive i got my sensitivity from you so you're sensitive oh my god no you know this podcast is freaking great no well i am sensitive when it comes to my kids i don't care how old they are as you should be yeah i don't care how old they are see he's like molly's going to be 25. i'm going to beat jesus christ bro i'm sensitive to my children she's going to be 25. how old is jimmy good god jimmy is 26. 27. jimmy is 28. i thought jimmy yeah jimmy's 28. okay i just want to make sure his age is right oh my god jimmy is 28. tara are you still here terror i need uh i need a little bit of counseling yeah jimmy's 28 he'll be 29 this year i'll be 27. oh my god that makes me feel old anyway no it does it makes me it makes me feel i don't work it just makes whatever i just anyway when it comes to my kids i'm sensitive i don't care how old they get you know so i got you what happened i think i got cut out yeah this one's not working yeah i'm getting cut out too really no it's okay oh yeah yeah what's going on is it your left bud it's my left one yeah a little bit of technical difficulties oh so tara said yes you're no man okay yes tara i heard we're back in the saddle i'm not gonna say anything i'm just because he doesn't want to get offended again you'll end up calling me and i know what will happen please call him no i don't know yeah i don't know if it's [Music] so what is this it's on my left bud i'm wondering if it's one of the mics yeah we're just oh well i'm just still there that sounds better well i can't hear on this one i'm still on yeah wondering today are you cut out molly hold on i just pulled there just to see if it's oh okay if it stopped the cutting out i think it has to do with this okay we're having a little bit of issues with sound again not with i mean not not with not with our original board but with the board that goes to them because we have to use this yeah right there oh [ __ ] are you gonna have to like just hold it the entire podcast i'm gonna hold it like this all right no it's still cutting out is it wow hey monster cable if you'd like to sponsor us and give us some actual decent cables that would be fan freaking tastic yeah it would be it would be so anyway molly you on yeah kind of well the microphone is working perfectly yeah it's just the headphones it's the headphones yes oh okay all right okay all right all right let's uh maybe if we don't look at it yeah don't look at it don't look at it if it if it's just the headphones don't worry about it we'll just we still got good there we go here we go turn the headphones all the way off and then no we could just pretend like you know like old school where we have to like wait it's working yeah it's working yeah it's working okay it's working fine now okay all right sweet so what was i talking about uh the birds and the bees and the flowers in the trees no i was not talking about the birds and the bees how you forgot how old your daughter was i think yeah i forgot how old my daughter was he has dementia it's okay i don't just because he's old molly you remember what i said if i ever got it right take him out in the back and shoot him yeah take me out back and shoot him you gotta go shoot me why are you saying you know what i'm offended too because he keeps on aiming at me and i'm offended now i'm not talking i'm talking to her i wouldn't i wouldn't shoot you in the back it'd probably be in the front no that's not where i want to be shot anything to be opposite of what you asked for dana says wait till your kids turn 30 then you'll feel super old who almost there dana dana where's dana dana's on the dinosaur dana dana stream yard dana dana dana how old do you feel wait until molly turns 30. uh okay dana can you believe you're only like three more years yeah well and i still look like no 20 oh no no no i don't want i don't want i don't want my daughter to turn 30. three years buddy okay that it's coming around the corner i need a drink hey what you got in there what you drinking out there that's crown nice yeah looks like piss water you know what you're starting to piss me off that's probably the one if you're still here uh you see the link on my uh on my page uh that link that you're sending that's to make them be on the actual really yeah so if you look on versus hold on hold on the lower left you see where it says hold on so i don't know how to say just this or where where i can tell everybody else how she was able to uh get into the comments because her comments are showing up perfect on the stream yard yeah dan can you do that on my page that'd be great if you can do that sharing enlighten everybody else because uh we got comments all over the place because we're broadcasting on eight different places even on just the muffins oh god so tell me what's going on with this guy like how did this whole i don't know he he commented he won into this podcast and we already got a hater well i don't think he well maybe he does i don't know uh but there's a um he left a comment and i went to go check i want to go check his stuff out and everything but when he uh commented he said right wingers are what do you say i don't know so i'm asking you morons he said right winger's a [ __ ] so he just assumed i was a rot winger well which i kind of am so i guess i'm a freaking [ __ ] but you know i mean i watch some of his stuff and yeah according to a guy that has like zero views well i'm not even gonna say i'm not even gonna say this is his last name really muffin and you've got a muffin is it like i don't know the griddle or what is this because the grill sounds really good right now it gives directions how to actually make muffins and you look like a big toe with a goatee i mean you just need to stop [Music] me no him oh you're small i'm talking about him that's hilarious sensitivity you're on the right ball you're right you know what i think i thought we have 12 minutes left of the day and you already ruined this sensitivity why are you on my ass for i didn't even got it on your ass i was just asking he wouldn't say that i thought you i thought you were calling me a big toe with a [ __ ] break you're not even big i mean because now that you say that it kind of small oh my god oh my god here we are in this podcast we said nobody was going to get offended but i'm not even trying to be offensive he's not getting event dead offended i'm a big teddy bear patrick why can't you just love me okay yeah um so dana said that she clicked on frustration and commented from there then left and went to dge to watch and then comment what okay so it's basically she's saying it's showing up on our pages that we're streaming to and so when she comments on those pages it's showing up here but whatever reason when they comment on your personal page i guess because it's not a business page maybe right it's not showing up on here so if they comment on either the dge media page or they comment on the frustration uh unlimited then it will show up just like it's showing up on the screen right here okay so awesome thank you for that because we kind of needed that input it's only podcast number two we're still learning yeah still still i gotta tell as we learned tonight that uh we had to buy a new mixer right there thank god for facebook marketplace we were able to get that faster than we could go to walmart jesus i swear to god [Laughter] that was awesome we made it to downtown dallas back in like 45 minutes it was quite a drive and we didn't get robbed or murdered along the way so we did good we went to dallas without packing nope in a mercedes yeah good times you know what's even more better than that was uh i was sitting in the passenger seat it was so poverty i couldn't even figure out how to move the seat back because my leg hit the control on the side of the door he could figure it out he's like why is my chair keep moving on its own [Laughter] it was his knee like his knee was hitting the controls up on the felt like i was in a [ __ ] spaceship right 12 seconds he was about to eject up it's like self-destruct this is what happens when poverty hits you you own a mercedes poverty yeah we don't even know how to spell mercedes no i'm talking about east texas where i came from not about her m-e-r i was just being smart i know how to spelm [Music] thanks molly you're welcome appreciate it how do you spell bins yeah why is he spelling champion no there's something that happened in one of his spelling bees it was so funny what i can't say it down here what is pretty funny no he was asked to spell something else but then he spelled it a totally different way um go ahead do it no i don't remember the word but i know it was like offensive so yeah we don't want to get uh patrick offended again no i'm not mike you got eight minutes come on now i'm talking about somebody else tick tock mofo all right let's talk about the mask mandate let's talk about it okay go ahead talk um you know just because you're an old fart doesn't mean that uh we don't have an opinion no that's not really it it's because i'm not even listening you know just because we're millennials doesn't mean our opinion is not valid our opinion is very much valid yeah um and my opinion is is that he is a co-idiot co-video and who's this should we refer to mr greg abbott comedian he's a good idiot and why is he a cove idiot um that was very that was very dumb what was it i think lifting the mask mandate was very dumb even though stores can make still make the decision on if they want people to wear mask or not my job is making the decision to continue wearing masks which is great well i think what he was meaning is to leave it up to you to voluntarily either was it because it was independence day that he that he texas yeah okay got to clarify it's not independence day for well texas independence day well people listening aren't just from texas so you got to clarify okay so i got a question molly no yeah okay probation oh god what's happening what do you mean oh god bring it on let's what's what is it it's not a big deal patrick okay no it's not would make him the size that he is today angry it's all that angry see do you see what dana says i think you were like a six foot here one time what dana says yes your governor is the bomb standing up for texas that's right that's right don't say nothing bad about dana i understand i mean but okay that's my opinion and that's your opinion so that's all i'm gonna say you know i think a lot of people's opinion is valid a lot of people are happy about not wearing a mask which i can get because i don't like wearing it either but now i feel like not wearing it because i'm not against not wearing it and wearing it i'm just whatever because i have to i wear it to work because i have to but hey boo bear and sprouting yeah okay go ahead sorry i thought it will just happen i saw your face somewhere i was like i'm waiting for it yeah started right here sorry to interrupt we we had to do that because that's kayla so hello hey do you know what the g stands for for uh oh jesus uh devon's uh middle name gaylord okay go ahead uh that makes sense anyway i think i think that it's randall i'll start calling you randall hell i forgot your name dude oh my god jesus christ my heart goes out to you bro oh my god damn anyway it should be called the reagan roast i think jesus it's like everything coming back to me you know what he can handle and that's good so go ahead you're gonna roll with the punches go ahead i think that wearing a mask and then not wearing a mask because i don't like wearing it either but i have to wear it because of work but it's almost like because the vaccine you know everybody that's getting it is being positive about it i'm not against it and i'm not with it i don't know i'm in the middle but he's getting it i'm getting forced to get it but i'm not against not getting it either so i want to i just want the [ __ ] to be over with i mean basically i don't know how effective masks actually are but and then you know a lot of people they're against wearing it because of trump and whatever happened that mess i just want the [ __ ] to be over with i don't care if you're against it i don't care if you don't like it if you do like it whatever i don't give a [ __ ] but that's just my perspective i just want the [ __ ] to be over let's go back to living normal that's it and then dealing with patrick normal yeah normal just normal just normal without the mass normal let's talk about the people that wear masks it's not going to be normal it's not going to be normal anytime soon that would be your dad yes that's right let's talk about people that wear the mask but don't wear it over their nose oh my god listen i'm fat i wish you could turn these cameras hey look there's julian oh julian jillian hold on i gotta show this they're like condoms i'd rather have it need it and need it and not have it there you go there you go dana are you still here in the rest of it thanks julian the reason why i don't wear it around my nose or i wear that with my nose at work but i'm [ __ ] fat okay and i gotta breathe this big boy's gotta breathe okay so okay well see the thing is with mine with mine is i mean devin has seen it kayla's seen it you've seen it i don't think you've seen it i don't know molly but my thing is is that with mine i mean i have the severe anxiety disorder and i have to bring it out you know say you seen it yeah i've seen it yeah it's so funny because that at the casino i'm not gonna name names you'll uh you get all irritated when they tell you to pull your mask up like yeah we walked into walmart and this guy looked at reagan he had it under his nose he goes hey big man he said put the mask over your nose use it yeah in your dreams little boy i mean little man or little uh smurf whatever yeah okay all right whatever it's all love hey can i can i hit that no you can't that was easy [Music] all right so what else what else is going on y'all didn't did y'all ever finish the story of how y'all met yeah i wasn't enough dude or i just didn't pay attention i think you got it well you didn't know your daughter's age so that kind of [ __ ] the whole story oh that deterred your whole story yeah it's okay all right it happens all right it's all good okay so what what else is going on oh cheese is still melted cheese is still melted well he's been worried about is this cheese i haven't been worried about my cheese the whole time we're talking about our relationship you're too worried about that well that's cool how y'all mad but my my damn cheese milk cheese melted well that's cool how y'all mad but my damn cheese melted yeah whatever all right okay definitely got anything for them no really all right what why why am i going to be on the spot because you're not being on the spot i mean you can ask him a couple questions just don't ask the questions that i wouldn't no just ask oh man i could dash them really just but i know they didn't full range of fire they ended up taking separate vehicles oh no no we've gotten better about that go ahead yeah yeah oh [ __ ] those are some things that we've worked on yeah there's uh every relationship has to happen what's something you like to do that drives molly nuts i can answer that what do you like to do that drives molly insane hobbies or anything or even bad habits or even bad habits or they could be both they can be one of the same i think my number one downfall would be gaming it'd be her number one pet peeve with me gosh she looks like her mother well you know i can read her mind but i just do it anyway because i'm stupid but you know it's just a little you know you know the little smirks that she gives she looks everybody i feel like everybody should have a hobby yeah and you know in previous relationships beating up each other's ass 24 7 it's a catastrophe what's my opinion on that yeah go ahead so let me ask you that same exact question um so hobbies you have that drive reagan nuts that's the problem i don't have any hobbies and so like i kind of just like lack of having a hobby i like i mean i like like i clean and i cook and i work and i sleep i sleep a lot but you just looked like you were a baby my perspective of his gaming is that in the past i've had people or one relationship where that's all he did um and then cheated through gaming and so you know those are just my insecurities it's not that i hate any games it's just you know but anyways i don't have any um hobbies i don't have any friends so can y'all can y'all have a hobby that y'all could do together you go to the grocery store that's a hobby oh that's not a hobby that's not a necessity oh my god that's something everybody does when we do have extra money we go and do stuff or we you know we we used to watch jerry springer together that used to be a hobby that's not a hobby looking at everybody else's problems i think you need to uh go look at them those are actors no we actually we get along pretty well most of the time i mean i cook and i clean too just as much she does maybe not as much but it's there um gabe is not the only thing that i do i mean we hang out we do stuff we go see my daughter when we can and you know we're at work half the time so you know what what uh what um what console do you have i have a ps4 really i got xbox for sale i don't want to buy xbox no [ __ ] is it 360. wait is it 360 or is it yeah yeah i don't oh my god i have two of those no we have one of those already hopefully it can be as quick as that facebook marketplace we got for that oh my god that was that was lightning fast that was yeah that was fast yeah we drove like a 130 going on yeah hey nobody needs to know that so what uh yeah so whatever he asked him same go with you i answered it already oh you did oh i guess i was a painting i do i mean i work and then like i do like instacart on the side so i guess that's like a hobby it's just making extra that's not a hobby well what is it it's called instacart what is that grocery delivery is it like like through uber or who's it from is it like it's through instacart it's their own company it's the car and it's the cart with the teeth okay with a t okay just want to make sure yeah i've never heard of that one so they work with like all the different grocery stores or just specific ones specific ones they don't work with walmart but they do work with the target i think walmart's probably like the what about what kroger yeah albertsons and all that oh yeah um they do five below two and cbs five below uh-huh dude you know five below yeah so have you ever thought about doing anything like that in the uh we hang on we actually used to do it together yeah but i used to work at walmart in online grocery so i know how it rolls but it's just i don't know and my opinion of it it's not a waste of time and it's not a waste of anything it's just boring i mean he doesn't like shopping as much as i like shopping and so i see you actually that's most guys i mean i hate grocery shopping i'll admit like i hadn't gone in like months and i went the other night till like what was it like midnight or something because i was like i just got to do it and i know they're not having any other time to do it so i was like i'm doing it at 10 o'clock at night right luckily there is nobody there yeah i think it's just like i like shopping so it doesn't really bother me as much as it bothers him he's a homebody i like being out yeah yeah i think i mean amazon is a good job and everything it's just it wears you out when you get home seriously physically physically i'm in the position i'm in both yeah yeah except work jobs work a lot demanding and it's like you just want to drink it you walk you walk a lot do you yeah it's a lot there's stairs and how many miles do you typically walk per day in amsterdam do you have a counter or anything um i know it's like i was gonna say yeah look if you have a couple it's like two miles to the back of the building to where i go just to clock in wow so um of course they put the clock all the way at the back of the building of course every job does that yeah so they may you know they can you know if you're late well my building has two facilities in it so it's like a different facility and then my facilities in the back so it's two different things and what's going on in these facilities um the one is a sorting facility and then i process returns let's see on friday i did 10 miles 10 miles yeah that's it the day before that was what's better because that makes you feel better about yourself it does that's a long way so i used to uh when i was bartending i was curious one time to see how many miles or whatever because it's a little area it's like literally smaller than this room that you're going back and forth back and forth 21 miles and i'm like how the hell is that even possible like i'm in a 25 square foot space but yeah that was physically demanding busting it yeah busting it definitely then i go from that to you know the i.t jobs and then it's like mentally draining after i get home and just like i just want to decompress so it's like you go for one job where it's physically demanding to another one that's just mentally demanding yeah and this one right here which is just demands my nerves who his retirement naps are physically and mentally yes patrick can speak on that no no i i need my retirement naps yeah me too i'm like devin uh that's answering his phone oh he's taking your retirement now i'm like what time is it hold on is he in oh it's the retirement window he's in the yeah he's in retirement you know you know patrick as much as uh we don't get along you know i actually actually like drove to come see if you were still alive that night molly was bawling her eyes out oh at the hotel yes like she was bawling her eyes out yeah and i actually came to see if you were there yeah and i was i was asleep no but i i cared devon told me to get you a welfare check that was devin's idea but but i was asleep yeah but you didn't talk to him all day you didn't talk to me all day i asked jimmy he said he didn't talk to me all day and then you know nobody you didn't talk to anybody all day he's like i was having a me day and i'm like okay well that's great let everybody know you're having a good day it was okay we got off of work and i came in my car and i was like oh there is there's this little you know toyota from his little camry okay so i mean he facetimed me from the parking lot yep it was like he's alive he's here i don't want him well you should be happy people care about you yeah i truly care about your best friend i truly oh he's a big teddy bear yeah yeah see just because i'm taller than you doesn't mean i'm going to eat you yeah devin cares about you too soon don't always be scared okay okay devon cares about you yeah and devin's like twice the size see i'm sure devin is tired i'm sure devon's tired of getting phone calls from me asking me asking him where my dad is yeah it's been a while yeah it's been nice i know yeah i think what really helped you is if you like got some gorilla glue and like did on the bottom of your shoes got a step ladder and just make you just a little bit taller than everybody could just you know screw and then get longer pants you look like a lamp shade start where uh start wearing bell bottoms again you are you could just wear a dress okay after this podcast are we gonna live stream for the parking lot meet me on the driveway a little bit oh man tmz how did we go from being sweet to sincere to like i'm i'll beat your ass you know i really care for you patrick uh but but i'm gonna beat your ass in the parking lot show you how much i care about you i'm gonna show you how much i care about you i'm just gonna beat your ass boy okay that's completely something different no i don't know no i don't know julian julian said to spice girls platform shoes is that julian [Laughter] julian you gotta change that picture too you look like you're stoned you could very well be you never know it is really really you got it no i'm just kidding hey julie we gotta get you in here in the podcast yeah that would be great now you're making me cough because i didn't see i didn't last time i mean when we did our first one we and i said who the hell was julian yeah and um you had no frame of reference he had no idea what he looked like no i had no idea i don't even know what a avron looks like well i guess we're never going to know because he doesn't have a facebook page anymore no so well we can always tell the login to youtube yeah could do that too could do that too so uh is boo bear still here hey boo bear boo bear you still here boo bear oh julian i was i was stolen yeah this is a good one nailed it sorry he didn't mean to hit the mic it's all good i gotta get unraveled here what's where's your no my my uh headphone mic or my headphone cord yeah got some oh yeah she's still here blueberry's still here dana are you still here or did you go to bed time because it's late 12 o'clock 12 15. nice all right so it's a new day so uh who wants to offend somebody first so ladies and gentlemen this is your opportunity it's a new day it's a new day new opportunity 15 minutes into march 8th so who wants to offend away say anything to offend someone on this podcast you know what you're all eyes at me so i bet you got something to say [Laughter] i am not saying held here nope sure i'm gonna have to come back to another podcast just piss him off [Laughter] i ain't worried about that man oh you're not nope i'm not i can see inside of your soul patrick so let's see molly's not worried either yeah whatever okay this is what it is i guess now you're starting to sound like him it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is i guess so what uh how long how long have been doing this right one hour even we are already yep one hour one minute since it's midnight what do you want to do no we go about 15 minutes 15 minutes if you want patrick's gotta go to bed yeah he's gotta go i'm gonna go to bed yeah no i don't know no but i don't have to go to bed i'm not tired he's trying to get a wind star oh no i'm not going to win star either why not because i'm just hanging i'm not going to we could run the stream yard from windstar all i gotta do is log in on your phone yeah yeah i guess so yeah i got you a free room up there anyway yeah i got some free rooms up there i'm not going to give y'all one how do you answer that's okay i can get one under my name yeah didn't i have like free player free room under my name yeah well how about it we'll go we'll go go get it done you're halfway you're in denton so you're halfway up there yep yeah but then we have to take [Music] yeah but you have to care about his feelings too it's not all about me and then she's tired i know she's tired and then i don't want to drive up there and then yeah [ __ ] that okay so he's the first person to drop the f-bomb on this one not me no i think we've already uh no have we already done that you did that i did that when yeah you were like five minutes on uh-huh yeah oh we're gonna have to review the footage oh that's bad it wasn't me it's been said a couple times all day that's bad i haven't said it what i haven't said it oh oh have you ever seen uh the new coming to america yeah i watched that last night julian it's pretty good i liked it hey thank you for mentioning that because we were actually supposed to talk about that tonight yeah we were until hey julian are you a mind reader because i'm beginning to think you are for real so yeah we watched it so what do you think patrick from a director editor producer standpoint evan harris evan harris what the hell hold on from a from a what director producer standpoint i thought it was good i did and i did mention that you know man they spent a lot of money on that [ __ ] yeah they did the music was i like to i mean i like the the kind of the music too have you all seen it no i'm never here i haven't seen the first one god when did the first one come out because i i barely even remember the first one and i kind of was almost like well do i need to watch the first one in order to watch the second one yeah but to get it yeah i mean it's just like any it's like any sequel i mean you know what i'm saying so it's like what is it even about kill bill who even watched this kill bill people are in their 70s people in their 70s i'm not in my 70s there's a straight to straight face there's a flaw in the timeline a what so you're gonna have to explain that one julian a what there's a flaw in the timeline what are you talking about julian i think he's talking about the timeline of the movie oh there is 1988 okay so yeah 1988 1988 was what when the first one came out so i was what eight years old then and i was 21. wow that's probably why i don't remember because i was freaking eight and i don't think any eight-year-olds would be watching it i thought your mother would let you watch it i saw it with my mom you were 21 in 1988 what the hell is that because like i guess i can hear your mom yeah how does she sound a little [Laughter] [Music] well patrick i'm down over there i can't hear your mother if i said it i don't want it i don't want to come over here like tomorrow or bob's [ __ ] over the next door or the next day and just walk up to me oh i sound like that huh it slapped me that is probably what would happen i know i'm not gonna lose it's too much it is it's just funny slap like molly oh my god one of these days we'll have to have my mom on the show god could you imagine jesus will be i've never [Music] did you read what i put on this thing uh the first movie they go to america okay yeah they did uh even kayla killed it he's an emoji man up to the face i think caleb would note that kayla did you see her face palm oh god my chest hurts okay all right all right uh in the first movie they go to america and their their four months can go back and he marries the woman he wanted in a second they say the celebration celebrate 30 years so what he's basically saying is it takes longer than a few months to conceive a kid so it actually would be 31 years and he'd be 30. is that what um yeah that's what i'm reading julian now that's a good point yeah that is a good point but all in all other than that it still was a pretty decent movie yeah and i couldn't believe the all-star cast that they had man that was crazy and to see wesley snipes again that was like whoa yeah i know that was cool that was cool seeing uh snops so do you think snipes is gonna be in anything do you think he's gonna bring back the uh oh god you still on the whole mom thing let's talk about something else oh my god i'm trying to change the subject back on the other thing keep going keep going man keep going so do you think uh snipes will oh my gosh no seriously jesus what's what's the reason we're even here anymore no okay all right there go ahead oh jesus we can still hear your mother okay go ahead what's he in uh serious face blade member blade that series that would be awesome to bring him back hey what if we get them back let's get them in uh fast and furious what number nine ten what are we on now uh anybody know they just didn't i think we're on eleven ah stop when they have every single superhero that ever existed it's literally becoming gta yeah you're doing heist after christ yep after heist yeah oh god and yet they still don't have a 300 zx just breaks my heart all the cars i jack and soup up no 300 yeah makes me angry i just wanted to see a whole body of chevrolet that'd be nice chevy what old chevy cheyenne 1500 oh look at the 90s models oh gotcha i had a 69 chevy it was a beast so i had a 73 pontiac catalina oh my god catalina story 1973 pontiac catalina [ __ ] brown that reminds me of my my very first car was that same color [ __ ] brown pontiac phoenix wait it's usually pontiac too right what the hell's wrong with our parents giving us pontiacs god there's a few of them in the first one hey plenty like many like good cars though yeah back in the day now now that i got a trend yeah but now they don't make nothing because they're they're part of gm yeah no they were part of gm yeah they always were yeah they've always been does pontiac make anything anymore they're completely out they came out with a body kit on the camaro make it look like a fireman no man was a beast too yeah yeah it was i like the super bird yeah one of my friends had the big wing [Music] thing was a beast yeah so what was y'all's first car molly um i had a [ __ ] green twitter corolla does that make sense or like a [ __ ] green no it would have to be a bait a baby [ __ ] yeah or baby it was like a baby [ __ ] green guacamole green guacamole oh it was like a rose guacamole it was a toyota corolla okay so whatever happened to that car it's probably still rolling around somewhere um i don't think it is i gave it to my grandparents and i think it got sold after a while so it's gone it's still wrong probably somewhere i had a 1992 obs chevy 1500 it's on my facebook if you want to look at [Laughter] they're dead uh they didn't they didn't there's like 10 or 20 different garages that come out with body kids to turn your camaro you have to click on the photos and go all the way down [Music] hey i had a lot of fun in that pontiac catalina especially when i had my first job at six flights i'll show you a picture of it yeah it's oh why is everyone showing like so weird let's see all under i don't know that's video videos yeah but for photos it doesn't see all right oh there it is yeah let's see oh oh he's gonna who did it he's gonna scroll all the way down right there right there no go over to the next one none right down down yeah right there right there yep yep it's all cheyenne he had to sell it yeah i could we won't we won't say the reasons why but oh okay see the old skyline in there yeah that's not mine yeah that's definitely not mine i wish it was though yeah hopefully he'll be getting a truck soon after his car payment if you keep being negative you're not going to get negative responses i mean you're not going to get positive it's because i just don't want anything that's don't start arguing on here stop nobody's arguing i just don't want anything to stop with no rooms no i'm really boozy when it comes to that i'm really particular yeah i got stacks of rooms in my backyard as i was looking at your rooms i was like i think i got some 24s just like that sitting in my backyard you wrote on 24. you should have like a massive oh he was a big boy 24s pontiac catalina [ __ ] brown how many girls did you pull on that [ __ ] a lot not a lot i'm just kidding you know vault of cars and i probably shouldn't be saying this that uh pulled the most what out of even all my sports cars and everything else now toyota prius the prius i mean i i'll never forget this car so i bought it just because i was like you know what i'm tired of spending money that was back when gas was like four something a gallon or whatever and so i was like you know what i'm gonna buy this car paid like 10 grand for it cash and like it paid for itself winning the first year and then through the lifetime that i had the car i think i saved over thirty thousand dollars in gas and um oil changes and all that sort of crap yeah and so that's what i justified having the toy the tundra because i was like well that thing eats gas like crazy so if i have this prius then in the middle i'll be like what 30 something miles a gallon something you know that i was telling devin there's somebody out there and if they ever watch this video they get a shout out because they got a prius that's stacked you're telling me that yeah they got a prius it's stacked with slicks on it with slicks and like two turbos that i saw at a car show with a wing on it i bet you they ain't getting 60 miles a gallon dude i got a bit video or picture or something of me going over 120 miles an hour getting 99 miles a gallon in a prius i had to not take 80 i didn't know we could go 120 miles an hour all right get 99 miles a gallon and then i had a 1979 a 1979 buick regal and wasn't that one of the most stolen cars of all time no that was cutlass well the cutlass was because i think rachel's car was stolen once because she she had a uh no she didn't have a color she had a mark carlo oh that was all yeah the colors in the mardi gras aren't they the same car basically almost yeah yeah yeah well most stolen cars of all time and then i had the um capri the black capri um somebody on here would remember the black capri and now he's got a cam free ham right yeah that was funny at least yeah that was fun i'll be here all week yeah that was funny yeah that wasn't funny and then uh i had the black oh sorry the color black uh capri you don't want a mercury 32 minutes in you've offended somebody the capri that somebody would probably remember and then i had a 1979 uh regal burgundy how many times did you go back to them oh my god you know what this never fails for the past three months yeah i had a eight-track i had an eight-track player in it too and i took that [ __ ] out and put um what i put in there um what did i put in there oh yeah fisher uh a fisher cassette player yeah oh you're a badass that wait fisher price did he say fish wait a minute i said a fisher fisher price yeah fisher fisher prices anyway when i had that catalina did it have a yellow roof [ __ ] brown it was not red when i had that i uh or was yeah those cars are two doors yeah there are two doors i'm glad y'all think that's funny i'm crying so how many pairs of socks did you go through a lot well you know a lot of tickets paid we didn't have lottery tickets right there in the 80s when i worked at six flags so when i worked at six flags um so were you part of the amusement ride i was i was in the uh it was in the parking lot it was free so how many quarters did they have to put in there this man's crying they'd have atms back then all right fine i can't tell the story you won't even let me tell a story aren't you focused on that you see me laughing dude this is going to go on all the social media whatever oh but i did have 1972 it doesn't feel [ __ ] now when i worked at six flags and he made a proud of that and every time that i would be late going home and i would see bright lights behind me that was your grandparents molly no hero past time to come home well how could you ever what they uh whatever car it was [ __ ] a 1973 pontiac there's only one did you have a six flag sticker on there too buddy uh extra horsepower yeah i did i had to have five extra i had to have a six flag sticker on her my entire family worked at six flags almost you know he had to get the sports edition had the spoiler on the back of it there was no sports edition what kind of engine did that old catalina have in it i had a a duple i think v12 no it's a v8 it was a hammock twin turbo it was a v8 i think dude you know what i think it was like a 350. all right that damn thing is that that was big and kevin hungerford that was i think he was here earlier i think or whatever um yeah he remembers working on that damn thing too and the regal we worked on the regal back in the day yep so anyway so much for my 1973 pontiac catalina [ __ ] she got that tattooed on her forehead go buy you one [ __ ] what is it like 40 bucks we can go probably pick one up in dallas again me and devin can just go get it for you facebook marketplace all right i'm looking right now you don't have to look [ __ ] brown you know what would be funny the same person that we bought this uh thing from has the 1973 catalytic system in their apartment complexity i found it's a 1973 pontiac catalina oh excuse me i left that pony egg wait did it have the white leather in the back no it didn't have no white leather back it was [ __ ] brown what um how many door was it two-door four-door two-door it was like it was a sport coupe it wasn't a sport coupe it was just a coupe it wasn't a sedan man look at this they got a 1980 right here dallas showroom yeah they want ten thousand dollars for a planet catalina [ __ ] brown upon it dreams are driven that's okay you can drive it all the way to windstar 41 000 miles bro but i probably wouldn't be able to drive it back because that little [ __ ] will probably break down or fall apart one two yeah yep yeah okay come on all right you got anything else i wanna say no okay i think we're all good man all right well i love you molly i love you yeah great show guys thank you for uh that's all right patrick i love you too evening you go in a minute yeah yeah what's been fun devon it's all right man you know i do i ain't gonna tell you that [ __ ] so i wish i was worth a uh 1973 pontiac uh [ __ ] bro [ __ ] brown catalina let's talk about what you have to do you all said it you said it wrong it's 1973 pontiac california all right all right everybody all have a great night thanks for tuning in catch you next time