Frustration Unlimited

FU Podcast - s01 e11 - Special Guest Andy Henning - March 29, 2021 - LIVE

March 30, 2021 Devin G Ewart Season 1 Episode 11
Frustration Unlimited
FU Podcast - s01 e11 - Special Guest Andy Henning - March 29, 2021 - LIVE
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Frustration Unlimited
FU Podcast - s01 e11 - Special Guest Andy Henning - March 29, 2021 - LIVE
Mar 30, 2021 Season 1 Episode 11
Devin G Ewart

FU Podcast - s01 e11 - Special Guest Andy Henning - March 29, 2021 - LIVE

About our guest tonight: Andy Henning (According to His Facebook Profile)

A human once said.... "Give me freedom, or give me death!"..... Well it looks like we chose death' because human kind is imprisoned by.....HATE.

Whats up everyone? If you know me and if you know how to read you know my name. I am flagrant and very animated. I was born in Indiana but have lived most of my life in Texas. I love to travel. My teams are Dallas Cowboys and the Stars, the Astros, The Longhorns, The Rangers and the Hoosiers. I don't like the the Mavericks (no matter how good they are they still suck in my book). So stay tuned! I'M DIFFERENT!

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FU Podcast - s01 e11 - Special Guest Andy Henning - March 29, 2021 - LIVE

About our guest tonight: Andy Henning (According to His Facebook Profile)

A human once said.... "Give me freedom, or give me death!"..... Well it looks like we chose death' because human kind is imprisoned by.....HATE.

Whats up everyone? If you know me and if you know how to read you know my name. I am flagrant and very animated. I was born in Indiana but have lived most of my life in Texas. I love to travel. My teams are Dallas Cowboys and the Stars, the Astros, The Longhorns, The Rangers and the Hoosiers. I don't like the the Mavericks (no matter how good they are they still suck in my book). So stay tuned! I'M DIFFERENT!

[Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] in a world full of chaos we are your outlet to voice your frustrations the world's first interactive podcast where the audience can become a guest of the show presenting your hosts devin g ewert and patrick martin and we are live [Music] i think you think you think you're alive or alive i think i'm alive but uh also well yeah it's obvious that you're alive but um the hell there we go okay finally we're officially live okay we're officially live tonight we have a special guest with us his name is andy henning in a world without much further ado there he is the man the myth the legend what's up everybody how are you doing this evening by the way fellas it's a pleasure to be here with my boys devon and patrick on the fu podcast i do i do i do uh take pleasure in that title it's pretty funny to me well good glad you like it in a world where you can f off where we can literally tell all of social media f.u lmb yeah just kidding anyways how are you all this evening good man all right how about you better now now that we're on the air and not a lightning storm outside and calling um spectrum rectum no that is a good name for them i mean yeah it is uh they are can be a new sims sometimes a nuisance yeah it's funny because you were literally here talking about all the problems you had with them i'm like yeah no we didn't have any problems and then bam nah that couldn't have been me not my fault it does not follow me around yeah it's been uh crazy the past couple uh podcasts we tried to have and everything and anything that could go wrong did go wrong right yep and then no no then on youtube they're uh always trying to uh come after us for monetization demonetization yeah not monetization i would love for them to come with me to with monetization yeah oh sorry i mean it would be nice i mean i'm using incorrect words out of context excuse me this is not english class you're good no my grammar's terrible sometimes let's be honest saw the streets speaking of yes do you still uh record music or free flow freestyle tear up the microphone yes i guess i mean i do occasionally not near what i used to do it's more like in the car on the way to work now it's uh it's not like it was in the old days um it's definitely a perishable skill i can i can vouch for that um it's one of those things that if you don't keep doing it you uh kind of yeah i'm losing sharpness so to speak you know i i've never i've never won't veteran to say that i was like great but i mean i could hold my own back yeah man ten years ago that was that was a long time ago i had um and by the way real quick i just want to get something out of the way everything that i say tonight is reflects my opinions and my uh my own actions alone i'm not here representing any company or any anything in any form any shape form or fashion i just want to get that out of the way um because i do have a day job also i'm really not planning on something like this paying the bills right now that was a good uh i like these are all my own opinions and views this reflects nothing and and also at the same time i'm not gonna get too s super crazy out of hand but yeah back to the whole freestyling thing that started off you know with uh angelo which unfortunately i don't talk to anymore about i was gonna ask we we went our separate ways and it's it's for me it's no it's no uh harm no foul um you know he respectfully bowed out of my life and i didn't like you know i'm not i don't harbor any ill will towards them so at this point in life stuff like that you've got to let go of but we used to freestyle together and like uh we getting uh believe it or not just like so many like you know basement rappers and and underground rappers we would get we'd go in his closet and he had he had some he had some legit production equipment and he knew how to use it he went to school he learned he paid for classes for it um and we legitimately like would go in the closet like like me and him would be on the mic what happened in that closet and then this dude this dude we uh hang out with called justin his name was justin he would just uh was that little skinny justin yeah justin uh he was i mean he was skinny but he was tall you got to understand to me everybody's tall yeah so you know saying that oh yeah that's true no that's not true everybody to me hey patrick you can relate to andy with the hype challenge well we got a yeah we got a little moth here what the hell is that that's a moment know justin used to sit in the uh the the uh out in the bedroom and run the levels or whatever hit stop and play and me and angelo would freestyle till like shoot three four in the morning and the thing is is it like every now and then we get a really good verse in or whatnot but the majority of the time it was like us bombing on each other like just on each other's moms like right yeah like like i remember those days justin would say something from the board and and next thing you know like we'd go back and forth and this is just the jokes man we're crazy we have cds of this stuff recorded this i mean we would even when i was living in that hood ass apartment over off uh kelly in frankfurt um wait what's the name of that uh you remember because i lived over in that area too for a while was kelly crossing when i was there okay and not not not the kelly crossings hood but it's not called that anymore so i you know but um i i mean so i had my little wannabe surround sound hooked up and it was like iowa system but i had like i don't remember what was running but iowa that's why there was companies that disappeared to i mean i i overdid the system i also had a surround sound that went on top of it and i ran it all together and you know i did you know it took basically you know scraps that i had and made a really nice sounding at-home stereo that looked ghetto us af and so he didn't worry you're allowed to cuss he had a portable cd recorder and he'd just plug into the back of the iowa and we'd record on this radio shack mic all night long and it's just mostly like mom jokes and i mean like hardcore like if you didn't know each other it's like you probably shouldn't see each other the next day if you didn't really let go right yeah but it was it was obviously you all had thick skin like y'all didn't know oh and i'm telling you i've got sleeves of these cds dude like just us dog and [ __ ] i'm i'm sure some of it i i would never let get out i mean it was it was bad stuff you know like if my parents ever heard what we said to each other and there they'd all that my mom probably would never look me in the eye of what i said about somebody else's mom right that raised you better like it was it was rough you know what i'm saying because we'd be up drinking and other things and and you know it was just it formed its own thing and it was a good time for a long time and and and you know i miss those days like i said i don't i don't wish him any ill will anybody that's in my past i don't wish him any ill will you know there are people that have done me wrong there are some people in this world that i probably won't won't let go of things for a really really long time but as far as angelo and all that and hop to we separated uh we went our separate ways too right before uh you know right before my wedding and again i don't harbor anything oh really yeah you know we didn't we didn't like angelo and i didn't quit you know it wasn't on good terms you know i'm saying they they just kind of ghosted and you know but at the same time you know i get why they did but you well as i know is like in life especially if somebody's man enough to truly apologize right you know i'm saying it's it's one thing it's just it's just like with my boy billy like we've been just like you and i we've been in and out of it really man how's he he's he's apparently he's in culinary school oh that's cool so yeah so it's just you know like i said i don't i don't harbor any of will i wish i'm nothing but the best i'm not sure what either one of them are doing anymore but you know it was uh it was a good time back then man it was it was absolutely just carefree and like i said there's just some stuff we get in trouble for right especially in today's culture oh yeah could you imagine if they had canceled culture yeah they can't support you all the time yeah could you imagine that like i'd be i'd be you probably wouldn't drug down the street you wouldn't be where you're at right now i'd be drugged down the the the social media street and stoned to death and so speaking of pretty much like i know how you you know mentioned with angelo how like you know you kind of fell apart and you kind of both kind of went your separate ways and you kind of related it just a little bit about how like you and i we kind of like we're in each other's lives and then we're out of each other's lives and we're in each other's lives it's like but and it's the weirdest thing because no matter like we never like really left on really bad bad bad terms well no this i'm gonna like and i'll be this is completely on air too so this last time was completely on me and it's because i got i finally saw somebody that like matched devon's willingness to go just above and beyond and like i was like no i enjoyed the show and i took offense to something that you did to my now ex-wife which you know i'm not i can't go too deep into that but at the same time i let that come out in the wrong way right and so i just why i apologize to you that's why i ended up reaching out to you and i yeah i kind of did the same thing i reached out to s individuals i'm not going to name any more names yeah and i've always said look you know i know we're not in our lives anymore but i apologize yeah hit me up if you ever and you were the only one that's ever hit me back so yeah you know i mean it takes it takes like me we all make mistakes we're only human so like if somebody has the you know the wherewithal to put together and formulate a you know apology that heartfelt or you know anything like that it's like to me that like that speaks volumes for somebody's character because it's like it's when everything's going great everybody acts you know fine but it's when [ __ ] hits the fan and how people react and more importantly act that is the true test of somebody's character so you know in in to your point you know um i i realized i was like hey you know what you know andy and i have we've been together before you know his relationship whatever and it kind of like you know rubbed me wrong that he's choosing his wife but at the same time i was like i understood it's his wife it's his new life it's you know it's it was the mother of my child exactly mother of your child like it made like and i was like i didn't have any you know qualms or any any problem with that but you know i do appreciate and i'm glad that you know you reached out and you know here you are you know what i mean and um no it's just going back to like when i first met you we were at a brookhaven country club you remember that this sunk dude those oh my gosh like there's a there was a period of my life and this not not those but yeah that i literally are truly were true there's like a three year period in my life that i wish i had omit the only part of it that i that i recognize is is the part that i went to broadcasting school that was that was but there was a three year period past 27 with a certain person yeah i won't go into it no i think i know who you're talking about but yeah real short or not like that's the true dark period of my life that was like a black hole but this was like the brookhaven days was like like dark days like like man um you had like that bmw hatchback but um the little ti yeah man that little thing for the zoo you know what's funny is that car had three exhaust three mufflers on it and it was still was loud is all hell yeah it was was it louder than my 1973 pontiac catalina [ __ ] brown no no no so you did bring so if you had like if you got a v8 and you got the pipes dumped underneath the doors or if you got the cats off you probably i mean it would get close but it was more of a that was more of a zhz yeah i was driving that what was that 88 celica yeah oh you had a celica yeah i had an 88 sound like a gts that would have been nice to have right that'd be still yeah that's kind of like collector car now i had the 2.4 cylinder man you could have put a bullet through that motor i ran it with a blown head gasket for almost two freaking years man just really as long as i fit the toyota i would i would hand to god i would cruise to the light shut it down let it cool off and get on the highway as quick as possible so i could just haul butt and haul ass and just let the cool air cool because i was doing like 60 to 70 i was cool breeze but as soon as i went to the light it was the temperatures yeah i like biking shut it off start it up yeah i mean you do check the i you know let a little oil out put a little oil in to check it it just drips right off the stick instead of sitting on it looking milky as crap it was oh man yeah it's not supposed like when it was running and when i like actually kept it running good and the problem is is it was old and i i was hard on it i got it with 86 000 miles which is nothing for an 88 but i man i jumped on that clutch man anything that that thing could push i did and and the problem is is is is i warren tore that thing so when i blew that head gasket and drove it for a year and joel says uh man make it 40 something there was several three-year periods we wish we could admit or emit sorry i remember a few of their names yeah i'm sure we all had periods of time in our lives where we wish we could just uh omit not emit well that dark but now that dark period i'm talking about i did run back into you remember that's so that's where that's where we originally started i was like if you want to pull some good out of like if you want to no no that's what i'm saying is like some bad [ __ ] happened don't get me wrong and like there were some hospitals that were involved in er and like there was some crazy crazy [ __ ] that went down but at the end of the day i'll never forget so i was i opened up lake dallas point and then uh the owner the owner of this had a few drinks there with you yeah on you not really well the owner's in jail so you can go ahead and talk about that i'm talking about it i don't just plug it i i don't care who we offend i don't care if those yeah whatever um so yeah so i opened up that and then the owner of shots came in um i'll never forget she's like how much you making over here and i told her whatever shots man yeah she's like hey i'm the owner of this bar called shots and uh louisville and i was like oh yeah so tell me about it she tells me about whatever and she's like i'll pay you like 750 an hour plus tips blah blah blah and i was like [ __ ] i was like i'm making 213 an hour in tips so i'm like 7.50 i'm like hell yeah let's do it yeah so i show up when was that what year 7 15. so it's so it had to be it had to be sometime between 07 and 09. oh okay so it's because i remember i remember part of my life yes okay so yeah but as far as functionally yes and that that's how i know when it was because that's the time i want to admit it's like 07 to 09 right in that like no and i have no excuse either i wasn't i wasn't into anything and i still made bad decisions i was stupid anyways kayla says i'm glad y'all are good devin has spoken about you many many many times over the two and a half years not bad just bringing up good times he missed you oh oh oh you're trying to get like let me go oh geez you know what hey if you can't do that i'm an empath i'll start i'll start getting teary-eyed damn girl you're trying to like make me like i got i got i got teary eyed when iron man died so you know what i'm saying oh geez yeah when and in game man oh really he died to save the world man oh [ __ ] i didn't know i lost it i was going to watch that uh like there's still people out there they're like i haven't seen star wars and i'm like really i've been seeing star wars uh come on shut the [ __ ] come on come on i'm not seriously and gullible is a star there's a star named really yeah yeah you were born under it you didn't know no i gullible is not defined in the dictionary oh stop it no i'm going to start believing you like what i have a bad habit i'm gullible that's why i know the jokes because i'm i don't joke about stuff and that's not me like i'm gullible go ahead man i got tough skin if you can if you can get a if you can do a serious enough face i will believe you like you almost have me going there like when you're like iron man died i'm like yeah man he really no really i haven't seen it really really i haven't seen anything did you know iron man died though no i didn't know that you [ __ ] with me see you seem saying like like you got me second guessing so you ruined it for me yeah you [ __ ] spoiler all right hey you know dude i'm just kidding i've seen sometimes in life you know i actually hey i should be an actor because i keep a straight face yeah you do man i was busting your balls on that catalina remember that one oh my god the infamous catalina the podcast if i if i haven't been around somebody enough like like i just i can pick up a vibe but sarcasm like straight face sarcasm nah yeah he's got straight face i got a straight face like i used to i had i had a dude that used to work with me that like man he he laid some stuff on me sometimes man like and he would just ask me these questions that i'm like no way this is happening and he would just stand there stone face and i would like answer him he's like i'm just messing and it happened over and over again and you never knew like what the hell was because you're like okay really good guy though really good he's hilarious i mean that's i like that kind of humor i'm not gonna say that because that reminds me of dan the next door neighbor which dan oh he's dry sometimes dude like is the emotion like the face and everything like you're like wait is he serious he's a cool cat though man yeah i know well yeah the first time i met him i was like yeah is he serious about this or what and i'm just gonna go along with it and i did yeah you remember when we had uh we had this investor over um this guy owns like a replacement [Laughter] he's like hold on pause the podcast got but if you want to go ahead dr pepper senator make the check out too check out to uh go check out our website there's a donation go ahead feel free to donate whatever the hell you want yeah and then you know tomorrow hey man there's a hundred thousand in there yeah okay give me ten of it we'll wrap the check around the dr pepper bottle the next time and we'll hold it up like we'll get ourselves a like a uh let's call it a cashier's check and wrap it around the bottle no we need one of those big [ __ ] eight-foot chicks [Laughter] oh he really did cry when iron man died oh wow you just posted that liz i told you i look if you if you know me if anybody knows me or even has an inkling of following me on even facebook or or even instagram you know when the hell did he get some the avengers are like near and dear to me i have watched from beginning to end and and looked at all those conspiracy videos on the plot holes and stuff and how to connect them and stuff since uh iron man came out no way i'm i'm fully invested like there's people out there like superhero movies and i'm like yeah you're right i get why you can say that but [ __ ] i like them and and the only one that's been able to do it like the only series that's been able to keep me hooked x-men started and then they fell off with a couple wolverines until they let logan out then i was like okay and then the avengers series like from iron man on started and i was like holy [ __ ] and with the exception of incredible hulk it was okay it's a good connecting story whatever but let's be honest that didn't really follow because like what's his name uh american history x why can't i think of his name the actor oh uh edward norton edward norton edward norton mark ruffalo favorite actors of all time yes he's a good actor but they went from him to mark ruffalo and avengers so you got to be like oh are you talking about the hulk yeah hulk was there as a like they feel it but the problem the thing is is and that nobody knows is because hulk is honed by owned by another entity and so spider-man i don't remember who hulk is owned by but spider-man's owned by sony still and won't they won't let it go that's how they're getting their money from disney from the whole marvel collaboration but that's why you'll never see a standalone uh uh spider-man movie on disney currently they may change that in the future we've all seen like all kinds of crazy things happen with media in general between disney netflix um amazon whatever you want to name but right now sony owns that right that's why you can't find any of the spiderman entities on disney which oh by the way sony um i think you should sponsor this because all the cameras are sony and all the lenses are g master lenses and oh by the way my ginormous tv downstairs with sony and all the screens in both my cars i think are sony i used to own a sony and and the headphones andy's wearing right now i lost the i lost the sony in the divorce oh no it's okay i've still got a 70 inch it's cool jokes jokes jokes i can give you uh um a link to some if you all need some tvs i got i got a link look man i'll be trying i'll be 100 honest i was walking through target i saw an lg 70 inch screen hg or hg home and garden guard tv hd uh what uh fork 4k 4k yeah okay and it was like 670 i was like done in the cart let's go nice it's pretty it's pretty see so you know i'm renting so i didn't go through the walls i bought that conduit that white conduit and i did it all oh i got you along the wall oh so you're not like you're not like devin he had to run all kinds of [ __ ] wires all through the walls if i own the house oh you better believe i'm up in the attic just okay fine whatever you should see me in my car you you saw the wiring right yeah yeah yeah so this to wire what i've done in that car i've had to contort my body that at 40 years old i should not have contorted my body to and i've literally spent two to three days like so yes if i owned the house man i'd be like like up in the attic having him downstairs knocking on the wall like do you hear yeah just put a hole there right we'll fix it i own the house well that's what's funny you mentioned that because like with my you saw my ceilings downstairs like looking like swiss cheese i was like you know i've really been wanting to do a fourteen point two certainly oh god and uh you might as well run it just pull those boards down they're not plastered yet just [ __ ] get up there man you have kitchen speakers you could run them into the [ __ ] the old red room oh [ __ ] now he's trying to one up he's like no just wire the entire downstairs i know how you think you'd do it event you would be you would be in the kitchen wiring that and being like you know that's only another 15 feet yeah and you'd be like i hate when this guy knows how i think it's because everything that you do like you do it it gets done and then you're like like something else like jogs your whatever you want to call because i get the same thing too it's happening with the car you don't even want to [ __ ] know how long i've been working on this [ __ ] oh you know i asked andy i go hey is your car done yet i'm [ __ ] i'm like i get an id and i start i started to put on like and then you and then i'm watching like the instagram feeds and i'm like but if i switched it up like that and then i go in there i'm like oh i can do this and i just it's like design change and that's the whole [ __ ] problem with building a custom design is like yeah you have to be ready to start over and [ __ ] and make a mistake and [ __ ] and the thing is is like your panels on your your kitchen are already ready to come down and like literally you could if you had one of them uh like a [ __ ] not a plumber snake i don't even know what they are a wire yeah yeah yeah i have all right excuse me i don't mean to burp on the air it's all good shoot this [ __ ] it's like a [ __ ] arrow could i fly a [ __ ] drone with some wires through oh snap that would be one of your [ __ ] f you cast like hey check us out man like all right just go through the yeah somewhere what if you find treasure what if you find like some valuable [ __ ] in your floor bro oh you recorded that live [ __ ] yeah i'm just saying man like little they got those little drones like i saw it on uh that chan uh josh gates guy oh he had this thing threw it into the cave and it had this little t and then he's like they use this to [ __ ] explore like where bombs are and [ __ ] and just goes back in this cave it's got a little tail and two wheels throw that [ __ ] in between your [ __ ] ceiling yeah man just like yeah this is good right here have it pull that wire over there rig something to let go of the wire so it can't come back you know what i'm saying yeah no no i feel you if anybody can make it happen all night thinking about [ __ ] like this i know i got the idea this idea didn't just come out of nowhere okay so like but you got to make it work i'm not the i'm not that smart okay how how did all that go again which part the whole thing so it's not a drone dude i'm just kidding no not this hold on devin's home diy man if he grows his beard back he'll be the next bob villa kayla says yeah devon begins with impulse then squirrel yeah that's true i i sympathize with your plate devin well it's just like that 300 z that's sitting in the garage i'm like well yeah my original intentions were to take the whole damn car apart and build it right devin and then andy goes devin you don't have you're busy okay so [ __ ] time all right so listen i wanna and this is just coming from the and again rusty man i work with you can get the building i've worked with with i've worked with technicians yeah in my industry well tell them when they get [ __ ] bored they come over i got 300 calling their names they do this for a living and their their cars are sitting in their in their in their garage not done yeah so just understand you are a busy man when when you have time to i mean yeah when i have to that's what's funny because my parents like oh you didn't finish this this and this yet i'm like no that's priority number 387 hundred forty one i i when it gets up to the 386 000 sorry i'm just okay from from an investment standpoint yeah and i know i just know there's some forums you could sell that thing on and get a lot of money for it people would pay a lot of money for that car unfortunately i've i've already been down that road and everybody and their mom's like i want it running i want it served to me on a silver platter and um i'm like no [ __ ] it's buy it where it is as it is i'm trying to get it out of my damn garage so that way i have a garage so i can actually park okay a hundred thousand how much how much will wrecking yard pay for it [ __ ] i don't i mean that's kind of where i mean i mean if you don't get rid of it you just take it out to the wrecking yard or have them come and get actually and this is what i told raymond i said hey i know that hurts oh no i know it hurts it's a 300 zx if anybody's looking for a 300 zx what year it's a 93 93 300 zx convertible what's done to it uh it's got lowering springs it's got low boarding springs yeah it's got uh it's it's in let's be honest well i mean the interior is probably a nine out of ten you need a detailing you need to clean it it's sitting in this garage it's okay yeah but i mean i did the new fuel pump new fuel regulator fuel rail fuel it's our turbo on this thing there's not a turbo on it how much you ask well put a [ __ ] turbo in maybe it'll stop it stop it let's not encourage them to spend more money on this i'm just kidding you know he'll listen to you though he you give him that serious face you gave me no that's why i bought the mercedes no hey dude hey listen let's no let's get the [ __ ] turbo on 300 no [ __ ] yeah yeah let's do it 300 turbo let's spend the money on it well the problem is that i'm running into his face i can't do it in the little space that i have in the ground let's pay somebody to do it get done like for real yeah yeah i go the parts alone that i'm is it is it because it's a convertible no actually uh convertibles are a few and far between now but they're heavy they actually i can't remember what the weight differentiation between there's a lot of weight doing the convertibles are heavy because of all the mechanical gears that make the top come up it's manual yeah so that's why guys back up i'm sorry it's not heavier because you'd have to put the top down by hand sorry i don't know if that's in some people's book that's a plus and like like probably millennials they're probably like what that would be what does this mean yeah i know that would be way too much work for a millennial to put back the top on not not all millennials there are some like i've actually met a couple that do they they're a few and far i respect them i really do but if you need more eyes do you hey look they look like little weird [ __ ] they're ice holes he calls them ice holes i know i was like that's a good [ __ ] [ __ ] greatest thing ever i apologize i like those [ __ ] can i put some ice holes in my drink please [Laughter] everybody that doesn't know what the hell we're talking about they can't all they see is ice you gotta hold one up and like put it up to the put it up to the camera and like make it go through the [ __ ] yo make the camera go through the [ __ ] man i need a haircut look at that [ __ ] yeah you do oh damn bro hey do we know any beauticians that can come up here and do a live haircut uh kayla said uh andy you're fired i don't know what about but oh look at that see there's an [ __ ] oh look at that yeah yeah you gotta thank those sony cameras the things you never thought you'd see on it on a podcast is ice holes no no no no martin martin no you know you know how i got the [ __ ] thing no it's because okay hold on it's because uh oh i gotta know right now hurry up fast quick damn it still waiting okay no how i got it was uh uh when i mean a group of friends we went to binnigan's when bennigan's was in business back like in the late 80s and um so we were there at a big table and everything and one of the girls were there she got the straw and she put it to you know put it through the eyes she goes look patrick an [ __ ] and i just kind of oh okay that's cool that's cool well yeah now he's [ __ ] patented it and i want to pat it you should because i mean she's no longer here with this so oh you know yeah see so see you like if she was still alive i probably would have ran with the story i'm like yeah i couldn't know if like when she's passed you got to do the right thing because then yeah you got to do the right thing yeah patent it yeah like let's listen she's not going to all right let's get on there right now we can patent it we can patent it right now hold on okay y'all too talking to me all right so kayla says telling devon to turbo the 300 you don't know the struggle lol yes i do and then she goes uh kayla says uh he just started to let let it go don't don't forget i've been in and out of his life for a long time he i trust me i understand that's why i'm trying to tell him to get get get it speaking of which i never did get to finish the damn shots story oh yeah what show a story back to the shot story shots shots shots he was hired as shots yes basically for 750 yes plus tips plus tips and so the uh i can't believe my short term memory i know man i'm [ __ ] with devon here so is the uh weird enough to listen to your story was the tips good you're better than my host over here [Laughter] oh excuse me sorry f you if you yes thank you there that's that's situation unlimited unlimited [ __ ] all right so shot 750 okay go ahead 750. all right so then i was there and you know i was on the bartek all right my bad i'm gonna show you so this girl kept coming in right and i was like damn this girl's like you know pretty pretty hot looking like yeah okay anyways hold on anyways for the environment okay let me oh when there's nothing but pigeons around it's easier to look like an eagle i understand beautifully beautiful so this chick was a [ __ ] or a pigeon which one was [ __ ] i think where's your buzzer a buzzard again again i prefer condor no condor let's not go too deep into it i know let's just put better looking but i don't i like i said i only hit this part of my life yeah yeah so anyway okay yeah okay no more go ahead he omits this part i'm gonna go ahead and talk about it so uh as i take another shot you might need a couple more so any [ __ ] i mean any yeah it's [ __ ] great look at me you think it's funny yes i don't i'm sorry oh i prefer substance i prefer sub-sophomoric humor because i can't help myself so we we uh start talking whatever it's like oh yeah my boyfriend blah blah blah my boyfriend is my boyfriend and i'm like alright cool so i'm not even talk to this chick but i'm like compared to the dinosaurs and all the pigeons that i saw i was like damn this girl's like way at least decent looking whatever so anyway so uh she comes in like three or four times and saw like i knew her drink blah blah and then the last time she came in she was like oh yeah my boyfriend's gonna be here you know in about five like five or ten minutes i was like oh yeah she never once told me her [ __ ] boyfriend's name right she just told me boyfriend then who shows up 10 minutes later this guy him andy shows up and i'm like going oh my i was like all this time this chick kept talking about her [ __ ] boyfriend and i never once thought to ask his [ __ ] name who it was and then he shows up and i'm like so so just to give you a bit of a backstory on that too so the brother to who i was dating his wife worked shots with you and so did tucker and tucker we used to come up there i don't know where he's at so i don't really care about using his name but tucker we used to come up there and so i don't know i don't remember how i did this i really don't like i think back to it because one night i actually counted what i drank and i legitimately he used to make these bong waters but not not the normal that's what they call the shot sorry let me let me preface this so he make this bong water but it's called a bong water but he made his own version of it because i've had a bong water and it tastes like [ __ ] [ __ ] just shot oh and and i've had i've had different versions of it and most of the time it tastes like [ __ ] trash like like what you think bong won like water smells like yeah right so not that i wouldn't know but anyways um so he makes these things and i would like every two i would drink a [ __ ] glass of water and granted i pissed a lot but dude there one night dude i knocked back like 11 shots it was over a long period of time this isn't like within two and a half hours i knocked back 11 shots it was over a period of time but holy cow dude like i knocked all this but i remember walking out of there like you're like well i mean it did it also helped that i literally lived like stone's throw distance from the bar but right like i was like what and and and like granted like not all the liquors he put in it were heavy stout liquors but he still put like eight liquors in a one [ __ ] shot it doesn't matter when like everything in it is a liquor yeah i i don't know what what he did or if i just drank enough water to balance out but i there's now sometimes i take you know two or three shots i'm like hey you know what i'm good for the rest of night let's not let's not i mean it depends it just but yeah back then like i don't know i was like i said it was a very dark time in my life well that's what's funny like kayla introduced me these things called beatbox it looks like a little uh almost like a capri sun but it's like a cardboard was that a uh louisiana thing i don't know like she gets them a qt and i try i drink one because it was in my fridge forever and i was like what the [ __ ] is this and i didn't have any mixers like adult beverage yeah it's adult beverage it's like 12 percent out ball hey you know but by the time i got the look of it i was like going down i'm feeling some kind of way i was like holy [ __ ] i don't know what the hell they put in this thing but i'm like damn oh earlier uh when i was up there at qt yeah and um go get you some of those beat boxes you know oh and beatbox if y'all want to sponsor this no hey you know i i wear them like a lot what size you wear nines oh [ __ ] i love k-swiss i was like i got a pair in my closet right now they haven't been warming oh you're not going to go with nike nike's been boycotted haven't you heard no no nike is going after little nos x and the company that's producing those speakers oh yeah that's right those sneakers have you so so all right go ahead so if you want the what i've gotten before one went on so oh it's real so little nice x number one he yeah yeah okay so number one anybody that's doing their thing i'm not going to sit here and say i hate on them because then it's going to look like oh they're making millions of dollars why am i not doing that if you know i could do that and this and that so little nasdaq's he's doing his things you know bigs up big ups to him i'm not hating on him but he released his video i don't know if you've seen it but he is lap dancing a devil and and i don't judge lifestyles i accept all lifestyles i believe everybody should love and marry whoever they want 100 back that up but this this video is not something i personally would watch i know other people would watch it the the thing is is what has happened now is little nos x did the old town road yeah and i know he's probably regretting that he has attached to him like this but children love that song i absolutely love that song okay my kid that comes on he's like and i know it's not the greatest song in the world and some of the lyrics aren't that great but it's got like kids love it every you you go to a little rodeo stadium and they play and all the children are singing it right so that is what it is i've seen his videos he's always gone a different direction again nothing against him but this this video he's lap dancing a a devil and i mean totally like like what you'd see him i wish i could play it on here but i know damn well you'd like [ __ ] copyright and the only reason the only reason i saw it is because it went with the advertise or to his his response to the shoe to what's going on on the internet to his shoe yeah so what's this what originally do you know what originally started so so so he it's not a dude he's he partnered with like so if you ever look on instagram you see all those instagrams now that like there the artist customizes shoes or draws stuff and people pay them to do that yeah so he got with somebody and decided to i don't know if he purchased the shoes himself i don't know the whole background i'm only speaking on what i know but he launched 666 pairs of these shoes and they're called the knife i don't remember what nike version there are but they're called the satan and they include a pendant that has human blood in it supposedly supposedly i don't know i haven't gone to the sin is this human blood like he didn't dna so yeah and it's a pentagram it's a pentagram it's a freaking pentagram wow and and look here's the other thing is like so i i okay let me go ahead and preface this too i don't have anything necessarily against satanists i'm not going to go out and call you guys a bunch of you know bad words and not because i don't down other religions and i don't think my religion is absolutely perfect um i choose to believe something higher than myself but the religion of angel when i see shoes coming out that say satan on him and everybody i guarantee you these things are going to sell out if he doesn't if it doesn't turn into a lawsuit right okay these things are going to be off the shelves with the quickness and because it's because dude it's a marketing genius he's doing his things you know i don't agree with it yeah and at all but the thing is is if they're going to sell well nike today like came out and total spoke out against they're not into spreading this message and that he should not have uh put his this whatever this branding is on this shoe yeah and so because i thought when i first heard it i just like everybody else i thought i was like f nike i can't believe this i can't believe they would get behind us and apparently they're not well i mean because look at the drake video where everybody's like dude is this a nike commercial well apparently they're not they're not behind it so they're they came out and spoke and of course tmz is already you know this is all tmz we're on everything i know i didn't you know i don't you want to talk about true liberalism that tmz is the epitome of that especially when it comes to purporting anything about police but i'm not going to go there either because that's just no i will save that topic for another day yeah so but because there's a lot of police yes in the news there is look look so i know there is you know i know there is but the thing is is it's like it you pick and choose who you put in the news man that's that's the problem that i have with the news they don't like originally they don't you don't pick they don't pick and choose who they put in the news man some somebody else does but it's their producers that do it i know that's what i'm saying they that's the you know what i can't i can't like no no hold on you don't have to you don't have to i'll do it we'll do it either one of us will do it for you because i actually worked for i can't multiple media i don't want to get political god damn it dude don't don't get political there's nothing about getting political you don't just take a shot though that's just it okay you know it is well it all is it all ties back to yeah just take a shot and we'll tell you we'll tell it yeah no uh i mean is that peanut butter this one's peanut butter cup this i don't like this one as much as the other ones but it right now sorry devin go ahead i'm gonna oh [ __ ] okay i want to taste like we're gonna talk about nelson it's i don't know me i'm gonna talk about it i don't have a glass do you got a cup up here somewhere no i don't have a cup really that's no that's gonna taste like cherries and peanut butter dude nobody wants that would you want peanut butter in your cherry gross andrew [Laughter] no i just want just just a little bit go ahead go ahead i'm listening [ __ ] i don't want to go no no no you don't want to do it i was going to have devon started okay i just wanted it now sorry i got distracted by most do crimes to their level you have paper towels fake uh the news to gain street credit and uh what what billy joel award oh billy badass award what's going on i thought it was billy joel patrick what the hell's in your drink no i will i will re-read this dr pepper patrick completely pushed but [Laughter] is that enough you want more that's good all right thank you you're welcome i just wanted to try it kayla says so yes most do crimes to the level that would make the news to gain street cred and a billy badass award i thought it was a bit like joel no it's not billy joel okay your reading is no bueno enchilada i know i just feel like i'm the oldest [Laughter] don't play one joel says uh man walter cronkite reading the newspaper on tv days are just gone don't get me started wrote those [ __ ] stories for fun when they actually still paid for them hey news feel free to write media sucks all media sucks yeah when conquer uh concrete even the media that i used cron kite yeah uh that guy was cool it was you didn't hear no ben walter cronkite tom brokaw hi i'm tom brokaw i'm here with and this is nbc news so yes going back um it's pretty good man when we originally started this podcast the idea came from uh a certain somebody who said fake news fake news this fake news that so we were like you know what let's start a podcast that everything we broadcast is fake news and let's just call ourselves fake news but then we were like you know what now my my political stance is uh oh playing we're waiting for it car audio avengers and firearms that is not a political stance sir you know you would vote for me right now you know you would well just on that car somebody somebody would vote for me yeah what's going on in the current presidency somebody would vote for me yeah i'd get i'd get at least three somewhere three at least three votes if i got three votes in a presidential race are you kidding me i would parade that in front of everyone somebody likes me damn it i [ __ ] told you even if it's only [ __ ] three [ __ ] all y'all this is a presidential election i didn't ask for your local opinions the country what the [ __ ] sorry i digress oh no it's funny because actually we just did this kind of like as a outlet or whatever because there was so much [ __ ] going on and it's just like owlette yeah thank you oh yeah yeah it is thanks so much support what you're all doing dude there's so much [ __ ] going on every [ __ ] day it's like and to not be edited and scripted and like that's what that is like our quintessential key is that there's absolutely no script and everything is not pre-planned it's not pre-broadcast you didn't when you came in here you didn't have any topic or anything you wouldn't or would not would or would not discuss like it literally it's free form as they call it in the industry it's organic organic exactly and that's one of those things yeah i call it orgasmic but you know organic organics that's what she said you know i gotta relate it to the oh yeah that's uh maybe some butthead these are cosmic sounded like that sounds like sex operated but oh what are you wearing [Laughter] sorry oh my bad i know like you know it is right now the the uh is now this time this platform gives everybody a voice another might be y'alls or like you said you know what it's inspiring everybody to do this craze right now it's broken yeah um a couple of gentlemen at my work uh they actually started a podcast too as well pretty interesting um i'm not gonna advertise because i don't know if i have the rights to advertise or whatnot but um but they uh they do a really good show you guys have been like pretty funny like some of your topics and like i said the intro like you guys so just anyone that doesn't know devin and patrick like i do so that's their work that they have done um it was when i first saw it i was like man this is a little dark like like but it's some of the work that they've done both on film and and kind of acting at the same time as well and etc so you know if anybody tunes into this podcast don't let that be off-putting that's actually some of the actual like uh production values that they've had and some of the work that they've done so like i said if i think that it looked like something real that means the production value wasn't bad at all like good so so yes don't let that put you off um like the first time i saw it i just like i saw the thing flash again it was just patrick holding somebody down i was like where is this going what the hell is this podcast you know what that was kind of fun i don't know i'm not close but too bad we couldn't get it uh you know the reason i agree with you though this was kind of funny oh yeah you are acting acting gives you all a chance to let go it does oh yeah it's like our outfit yeah it does i'm not saying catch a charge okay but it does give you a reason like i'm not saying that i would do it i'm just saying i understand yeah but that that the first part of that that's [ __ ] great the first part of that intro i think chris rock says something like that i was like i've heard that before that's not mine it's not mine i'm just saying it wasn't exactly i didn't slate it right those you're gonna be like you didn't say correct right i didn't it doesn't matter timing but everything i am giving credit where credit's dues it's not mine oh yeah thank you but i mean i mean if we would have if we would have finished that and and everything i mean i mean it would have been pretty good you know and i mean it was my riding patrick you want to talk about that day or a couple days you want to talk about that set or that no i don't want to talk about that that's a perfect segue uh i know but man no because i mean everybody it means things that people used to ride around on 10 years ago like segway segways i have one he still does he's still he still does and we call him paul blart i thought you had i saw a hoverboard in there i didn't see a segway yes no there's a segway in there we call them paw patrol you got a hoverboard too right yeah yeah or what they call it well the hoverboard i'm just taking the batteries when people when people say hoverboard yeah you think about make blocks like this [ __ ] hovering who's calling it it's got wheels it's on the ground it ain't hovering like who advertises lick my balls like for real like yeah so when he's on it we can call him mcfly so the hoverboard so i'm basically taking all the parts out of it all right any babies backwards segway segway sorry sorry squirrel 80d 80d bunch of funny [ __ ] that's what happens sorry so the set the [ __ ] no the reason why i'm talking about this set and the reason why i'm talking about hollow road and that particular clip and why so so here's the deal okay let me back up even before that so oh before before we get is this going to be a deep subject because i got to pee giving it real i got to pee man well it's going to this part is gonna be like 30 seconds but then the the there's a hollow road parts probably wait and then what if i gotta go again pour it out and pick it up there's a window right out here which is good so can i can i you know you guys yeah go ahead we got this okay go ahead so anyway um no the reason well it got quiet they did so what i was gonna bring up is because like trying to explain the intro to people that don't know you or i right it it doesn't make sense to them like oh no i know it doesn't perfect example right here but what other people don't realize is all of those clips and videos they've either are into some major projects we worked or were a part of or they were some kind of a [ __ ] [ __ ] headache that reminds us of never to do this the same way again right but look at the results yeah look at some of the good [ __ ] we got out of it you know i mean i i wrote calamity calamity is the one with the two girls that are fighting and then lance holding them you know hostage or whatever and then uh the you know audrey um you know stabbing lance in the more an ankle yeah yeah with the little sword and i mean other in other video that we took you know of the flower um the um what you call it uh the models in the flower and all that uh and then you're you know and then when we shot jill down in corsicana i mean it's all of our work that's it yeah it's like it's our either i saw either we shot the video or i wrote it or i produced it uh whatever you know and then on my side of it it's either i directed it uh produced it or i was acting in it or it was something that um you know is obviously out on amazon or out in youtube or out on netflix or whatever so it was kind of like scenes that i was actually which which one was out on amazon because i was the clown one right clown yeah i watched that i haven't seen it that was like not bad actually is it still on there yes i think so i don't know so like like i said i'm an empath yeah so i watched that and i was like so there's actually is it what does that mean they're supposed to i mean you i mean there's a met like there's a message in it like you're trying to think like okay i'll watch it tonight um i'll watch it it's a kid oh man he runs back into his father right oh okay his father basically he's a billionaire and he says uh dude it was just it was like i was like i get the storyline but this is a like you know saying you throw this in the front of the right people and it's a tear-jerker yeah oh is it see so so the thing is is though i'm a big fan of movies like if you can fall asleep to in a good mood but if you fall asleep sad yeah like [ __ ] that like i hate that feeling dude like i'm like i'm i don't know if it's something that just is you know and i took that role on because a lot of the roles that i've taken on were either a detective or a pi right yeah or a swat or a pi or some kind of a military like police or undercover type role or swat or dea for some reason and i'm like this was first roll that i was like okay i i can now be like this billionaire mobile is completely outside of what i normally get you know typecasted and it's funny because they always talk about in the industry how people get casted and so i was like well this you know maybe i'll do this role because of getting me outside of that [ __ ] but yeah well get talked about yeah whatever dude like as somebody like and the reason i do that with movies and i don't know why i do it like people like you the people that are big readers they do other books a lot i legitimately put myself in the shoes of that person like if this right even when it's like fantasy as as fantasy as [ __ ] i'm still like like what if i actually lost somebody like that did it and how would it [ __ ] affect me this and that i do that for some reason my mind immediately goes into whatever i'm watching well and so what patrick does that's a good job of a story writer and a director and at the same time a uh dp is that they can make the audience it's called a suspension of disbelief yeah so the audience is watching it they actually put themselves in those shoes so as a director and as a director of photography and in film your goal is to get the audience to relate to what is actually being filmed that's easy for like we got me as your audience yeah and i'm not trying to say anything's bad it's you're going to catch me no matter what you put a a humanizing moral plot to something and i'm going to be like oh yeah well you know what i mean calamity is one of them yo you'll love calamity like honestly like so that's one of the okay so that's talked about the back track of how you and i make okay calamity okay uh and uh and i'll i'll explain this right quick calamity is about my dad and when he first started develop developing dementia and he was you know of course he was getting everybody confused you know and and all that and he had a lady friend that pretty much you know screwed him over you know okay um so uh dementia lady friend screwed him over right speaking of dementia all right bye perfect timing a little bit of the face down or whatever if you can do it face down it's distortion yeah there we go no it's just headphones is it my headphones yeah you're turning mine down or something because all of them aren't uh okay that's fine just fine that's fine what are you doing sorry but no i mean it's it's about dementia it's about you know dealing with dementia it's about learning learning how to deal with it and and everything and of course i mean there were certain things there were certain things that i wanted to be in there but other people decided to take control of it while i wasn't able to be off work and you know all that crap you know what i'm saying so that's it and i'm sorry no you're good the microphone was dimension is and and when you get really close yeah i gotta get over-modulated the heart part of me that hit as far as the empath i dementia is one of those like yeah it's hard man yeah you can't you can't explain it's you know it's there's all kinds of loss but it's very hard to lose somebody while they're still alive oh yeah yeah that's probably one of the worst things yeah yeah because lights are wrong but nobody's home you know right well it's like i have an uncle i have an uncle out there in east texas that is just there you know what i'm saying the brain does right he forgot how to eat he i mean yeah yeah and that's my dad's brother and then my my aunt was just diagnosed with uh dementia uh and i took her you know from what my cousins told me uh it took her nine hours to get from uh abilene back to course of canada which is only like a two and a half two and a half three hour drive it's it's a tough nasty little [ __ ] the things that the the the things that the the the brain we take for granted and you find that you find out in like and this is and this is if y'all want to keep going it's okay but this is as much as i'm gonna say the the the things you find out the expect that the brain controls and the pieces of people's personalities and stuff because you can take a dementia patient back to a neighborhood they grew up in in like 1964 and they'll tell you exactly where they lived and they'll recall it or a mute or a certain song comes on and they'll like be instantly transported back but then when you were trying to recall you know what they did yesterday or what they it's it's or or the fact that the hardest thing is is a child or even a grandchild like looking into that person's eyes and then not recognizing who they are that is a that is hard that is true truly truly like and heart isn't even the word to describe it but i'm not going to go into description but yeah that's a whole that's a whole road we could go down to as well i mean that's does it sound like is that something that you experienced or something that uh uh jackson's great grandfather which is pretty much his granddad um that's he cuz it sounds like it was really personal that's why i was wondering well you know i've seen it happen to people yeah but no to seeing it happen to people and then actually experiencing it are two different things from what i'm gathering from what you're saying is something that you experience that's why i was asking well so when i met ashley's grandfather like he was you know he's six two six three and he's getting close to his eighties and he's still drinking you know saying we used to kick back like jose cuervo a little bit together like not like can't get hammered or anything but he you know at one point in his life he had a uh you know a court of uh jose you know cuervo by the chair for a little while you know um when he had heart problems even his doctor is like you know does it feel better when you're having that because at a certain point you can't put somebody under anymore and he's like does it feel better when you're drinking he's like yeah the pain goes away he's like quality at life at this point right well he ended up with dementia and you know unfortunately you know and and i say unfortunately it's you know it's it's all part of life and this experience but i had to go when i didn't have to i chose uh to go see him as he was hospital bedridden hadn't eaten in two weeks this is like right before christmas and he and he he did pass but you know this is a man that like you know no more than four or five years ago was drinking at one of his uh relatives funerals with him in the parking lot you know saying like not drunk not getting drunk but sipping out the flask before we went in to have breakfast after the funeral you know saying he was a funny funny man like he was a little bit of an old little you know one of those old uh i say little no old uh dirty old man oh yeah yeah they had some great jokes and stuff and whatnot and he was pretty funny but you know and i i i miss the man and unfortunately i had to be part of seeing him go while he was still alive and it's not as personal if it was like direct descendant of me but it's still like it's you know again and this the empath for me like even thinking about having to put myself like even if like if i put myself in his shoes right and have to like look at that and you know and also look at it from jackson like that was his grandfather yeah exactly jackson took it well i'm not gonna lie when he you know he he understood and and he was a little bit sad but he's six years old you know maybe one day he'll get it he might be a little more upset but but yeah no it was uh it was yeah it was a little bit you know a little personal but that happens to people you know it unfortunately it wasn't dementia it was age but that happened to my mother and not too long ago when she lost her fiance so i mean it goes around it's part of life and it's something you have to deal with and learn to yeah somehow you know yeah so what's going like on that point like i haven't heard about you know because i know you lost your father how was your yeah how's your mother doing mom's living here local cranberry okay so i got an aunt out in pecan plantation i got an aunt and uncle out there and i'll tell you the truth like there's a couple aunt and uncles that i really i i like how they retired and this is one of them because um my uncle's an engineer very smart man very dry sense of humor very smart man has a cessna 195 you know old tail dragger built himself two of them first one i don't i can't remember if he bought but the second one he did build because he caught a crosswind with his first one and actually wrecked it uh but he lives out pecan plantation one half's a golf course and the other half is pilots and they have their own airstrip in the neighborhood and their alleyway is a a lanny strip and his his quote unquote man cave is a 1200 foot square foot hanger like you know i'm saying like i'm like that's amazing with a plane a z06 and a not a modest boat it's not one of your boats it's a modest boat but my my uncle one of my boats you make it sound like i got a [ __ ] menagerie okay okay the boats that between you and your parents okay it's it's it's a modest boat it gets the job done it takes my parents aren't listening to this podcast you don't know that man i still beat you on boats anyways anyways they they got something guys they they got something to take the kids out when when the kids are in town my uncle's a modest man so but he does he loves his plane he loves flying so he lives there my mom lived moved maybe 30 minutes from them in granberry so that translated into a lot of like hey can you come do this for me can you come help me out of course it's mom so i'm like yeah let's get it done um i hung a lot of pictures for and stuff i gotta go build a fence around her uh electrical box because electrical box right in the front but she's living in granberry now uh she's doing well that's good not bad at all her uh fiance's family did her pretty dirty but oh [ __ ] i'm not gonna yeah cause i remember uh the last time i saw her i think was your dad's funeral you want to talk about somebody could [ __ ] drink yeah my irish catholic mother she's not yeah german german sorry german german muslims yeah so german heritage your hair normally can drink yes that's german you got to understand like my mom growing up it was always wine i always saw drinking wine she'd get a little tipsy she'd be good right i mean she there was a break there was one time in arizona where she accidentally stuck a dart in my sister's cheek by accident but i digress it was an accident mom was like trying to throw the dart back to her and who throws a dart at somebody and it went my sister's cheek and mom thought it was funny because she was pretty tipsy what am i doing what am i not you start going carry on so so yeah so sorry i was trying to side note no your language okay so i'm out with and this is back when i was this was back this was back before even the dark days uh-huh i'm out with angelo my mom and we're at one of my mom's hotels because she used to travel for business all the time she's in dallas i don't specified that she's at one of your mom's hotels i'm like dude she traveled so much dude she she traveled so much she like stayed and traveled for free for like another 10 years after she retired yeah it's crazy like she even paid she even paid for some of my stuff like yeah mom mom's been really cool on the points so anyways um so we're out at a bar and and i'm drinking i don't know i'm sure it was like rum and coke or something something stupid and mom is drinking whiskey and water straight up jack and ice with a splash of water no cherry no like and she knocks like five of these [ __ ] back in like an hour and a half and walks like in like well i say about two hours let's say close to two hours but just walks straight lined out of the bar not a thing wrong by the way if you want to pay if you want to sponsor the show old forester old forester right oh forced to write hunter proof i don't want to i don't want to advertise mine this one's not as good as the ones i like oh but yeah not as good as oak cliff texas bourbon okay actually no this is garbage no i mean uh no no no no we also have crown royal salted caramel yeah that is pretty damn good is this hey is this what it's like when banks fight for your loan yes to finance your house is this what it's like i mean yeah they all fight so anyway anyways but yeah mom mom walked out of there like four or five whiskey and waters deep and i'm like maybe two three rum and cokes and i'm like man i need to drive home i'm like when when did mom ever drink like this she looked at me like it's just her everyday thing i'm like what where have you been were you home by eleven like like what but yeah that was no it's funny you say that because like when i grew up my parents always had a liquor cabinet right and it was always full but i never saw them like rarely ever drink now these fools well i mean you know you can you've seen bands as soon as the kids [ __ ] leave the house like knock them [ __ ] back like like in all honesty my sister is is extremely smart and very self-sufficient uh she's she's killing it man she's crushing her and her husband are crushing it they're up in fort collins uh he actually was teaching at brown for a while he specializes in addiction research and medication treatment he got his phd wrote dissertations i mean the dude is smart and we're talking like a turnaround story there i'm not going to go into details of life but where he's at now like and from what i've been told this i mean he is killing it that's awesome um and he dude a couple of the papers he's written he got his his uh loans forgiven or paid off from grants or something i mean absolutely brilliant brilliant guy uh his name's noah um they just had a baby last july uh my my niece april we just got back from visiting him jackson got to meet him um where are they living again or did you say excuse me fort collins fort collins colorado okay gotcha uh which is i'm sure a lot of people know is about an hour and a half away from estes park so estes sds however you say it sorry if i'm butchering if i'm butchering the city and you're from colorado that's my apologies but um which we did visit estes park which was really nice high-end awesome uh we went through rocky mountain park it was beautiful but uh honestly the best part was really getting to see my sister because uh because of covet and et cetera we haven't been able to really see them and so we you know she i'm like spring break can we come up and she's like yes you can no problem and so we were like we jumped the chance and jackson kept talking about meeting his cousin april and he he got along with her awesome uh with my mother so it was a family thing and we i don't think we've all been together in quite some time so yeah that's awesome i mean you were but not for good purposes no that well no we've been together since then yeah uh we we got together for my sister's wedding also my grandma's uh passing away she was in the hospice so we took jackson when he was like six months old first plane ride killed it took him again i don't remember what age wasn't so hot he's all right he's all right okay he had a tablet back then so oh yeah keep them occupied they're good yeah that was the thing it's like i traveled most world by time i was 18. i'm just like going but we didn't have tablets we didn't have i'm like you travel you have a coloring book you traveled most of the world because it was you jim and liz yeah when you have when you add a second and a third in there yeah because i'm not gonna lie man like you know i don't like where i'm at but i will say if it was me by myself with two and don't look you know i say by myself i'm not by myself i don't that's the whole let's understand something let's get something very clear right now as far as this divorce it's very much co-parented at this point 100 we talk we we don't have we have custody and papers but we reflex on each other all the time like hey you have them here you have them here but that's good that you all have that up yeah we had that me and uh my kid's mother had that so you know it that part of it it's really good but um where was i going with this um jim liz me traveling yes i will say this right now like the with the e we're 50 50. so it's not like i'm burdened i don't want anybody think like oh andy's out there doing a single father thing i am a single father but i have plenty of help so it's not it's not even that so um but i will say that having a single child helps out tremendously in expenses especially if you want to do something like disney world or go out of the country because best believe if i get to a point where like hey me and ashley are in the same point like hey i want to take jackson to like jamaica or something like that i want to i want to be able to do that at one point so so what's going to happen as if you decide to do the passport and decide to take them outside of this country it's i mean in all honesty right now probably wouldn't be a good time i mean it's still very it's still relatively new but at the same time if it's been a couple years and we feel that jax is mature enough to handle a trip like that we're going to be mature enough to also talk about that [ __ ] too so that's good you know it's there's there's always going to be stuff that if you really want to dig deep down i'm going to be a little bitter about yeah but if you want to talk about hindsight it's it you know at this point it is what it is i i uh i can't there's certain individual i won't forgive for probably a really long time if ever her i'll forgive because she's the mother of my child you know saying like i have a very forgiving heart in general you gotta really truly completely [ __ ] wrong me for me to truly like be done with you um because i've been done dirty and i'm still like yeah live life there's there's just individual that i don't you know i don't wish harm but i don't wish well either so right um but yeah no but for the most part like and i i'm not at the same time i'm not going to let those feelings affect how we parent jackson i've got i've learned very well to like i need to put that to the side yeah just from a maturity standpoint like i recognize that i have those feelings and maybe i will let go of them maybe by the time i you know kick the bucket in this world i'll have forgiveness for that side but i also am smart enough to realize like hey i can't let that haze the relationship because i i was at first dude like it was it was you know anytime i heard things that had to do was it was war you know saying that i went i was like that i have a tendency to overreact so so to your point in what you're saying that was where i was at because when the girl i was digging at the time and your girl all of a sudden clicked i know and then it was like it almost felt like them versus me well because your girl cornered her and like well in this [ __ ] it was dude i'm not gonna lie savagery was scary bro well no i'm not even talking about savagery i'm talking about stephanie oh that yeah i agree on both man yeah that's the no steps tree did me [ __ ] ten ways from work no no stephanie stephanie was a mentor no no you two both were i'm gonna be real with you two should have gone your separate ways oh yeah we should you two did like you fed into each other's like it was called the uh codependent [ __ ] um what do you call that like a god it was a [ __ ] toxic yeah [ __ ] yeah and so it was like savagery just could match your level of of of of uh um what do they call it now savageness she's you know what i'm saying like in hindsight both of them were just [ __ ] up but but the thing is is like you got your girl your uh your ex excuse me i apologize but your ex felt like if she formed alliances she could get you know then i'm not talking about savagery i'm talking about about that one before but the thing is is like you guys played into like just and you guys should have just been done it was so just oh we should have and then when so here's so let me give you a back story excuse me excuse me i already know no uh so his ex and my ex both at their phd's master so they looked down upon us because we didn't have wait who wait mine stephanie and your oh she's got her mba in business yes so they both have their mbas whatever i can't say she looked down on me i make i was making almost what she was talking about you i think stephanie did no offense stephanie looked down upon me because oh oh oh i just had my bachelor's blah blah blah no she just because she had a 500k home and she wanted a divorce and like hold on you know i don't know let's talk about that because she said no no i i have nothing you got him going man no no no [ __ ] yeah let's do it [Music] again she doesn't want to do it like you know what you know no no she was the reason why you and i like kind of win our own ways and it was because she put this wedge in between you and me and then when like i hung out with you i felt like i'm hanging out with you because you're my boy and i'm teasing her but i can't [ __ ] stand her that was part of it i'll tell you what i'll tell you what started the separation and and i could really talk but i don't want to i'm talking about so no no this this is legit check this out so so the first time ashley like called you out and like i was like just leave it alone and you guys got into a verbal battle online and then you just disappeared from her feed and then she took offense to that and then we saw you at the state fair yeah and then you came over and like only addressed me all night long like no [ __ ] like like you only answered me you only looked at me and i was like what the [ __ ] cuz at that point i had ripped her off and i know and then and i'm like you are dead to me now remember remember now even having said that like yeah i def the one thing i will defend she was although there was one particular time she was the first one at your house when you needed someone i know what you're talking about i'm not going into detail and and believe me like i don't i don't defend her actions and whatnot but there was she was the first one over here at that particular time yeah like she hauled ass to get here so so there was a time when she cared yeah so you know but that's that's where i'm at and it was like not her fault and i'm not saying it's her fault at all oh i i her the fault was when stephanie no no let's let's be real let's be real stephanie may not been her fault but savagery was it was gonna be she cornered savagery cornered ashley and was like tell me everything you know [ __ ] i didn't hear about this in a while yeah cause it scared me too holy [ __ ] do you know like i know about her family her fam like to that whole background i don't mess they don't play dude those those people don't play i know they don't that's why like yeah like like she's hi ty they're very oh yeah yeah yeah they eat durian fruit i mean like yeah like you can't look at them if you can stomach that don't [ __ ] with it yeah yeah they'll [ __ ] you up yeah for real no [ __ ] but no it's you know it i i ain't gonna lie i got i got a laugh that i shouldn't have out of that and that's why i called you or text you and apologized because i i remember one night i don't even remember like i don't even like like the whole sap thing like so i know she [ __ ] a lot of things up don't get me wrong but like that no savage it wasn't so much stephanie it wasn't there was a but now like now i'm like really like there was a there was a period of time with staff that yes i understand we kind of didn't talk but we came back together but when savagery because the thing is is you ended up like apologizing as an ashley you sent something to her and but that was right before stephanie's over but when savagery came into the picture that's when everything went south because because i reached out and thanked savagery for the entertainment that day because she matched your level that day on facebook live i'm not gonna lie dude like i've seen you go to extremes this [ __ ] was right there with you and i was like oh [ __ ] this is like my social media today and and it was wrong of me like 100 like i totally should not have fed into it totally a [ __ ] of a homie 100 own that [ __ ] like seriously but like that's what truly like was the final nail before with our last separation and then when i was when i was going through when i went through my my split up i was going there was a day i was going through like some just some like feelings and over the last couple years dude i've gone through some uh personal development training that's really opened my eyes that my where i work has provided for me and it teaches me how to look at different things i don't always have a different it doesn't yeah a different perspective mindset i yeah don't get me wrong it doesn't always work dude it's something you have to take constantly no but this is an eye opening for me because i'm like so so there's dude i had no idea there's like oh she [ __ ] my life but there was i didn't realize there was like one there was one night there was one night when uh whenever i texted you i don't remember it was day or night but i was like i was like man i was thinking about everything i was going through right then i was like like you know everybody is right or something like that you know and and the thing is is i can't i can't hit people up and say man you were right or this and that this is what happened but i was like dude you know what i did was completely wrong and i apologize like you know i did you wrong i shouldn't have you know what i'm saying and and that's just me being real because there's there's nothing that it sucks and it's always the wrong time but there's nothing that brings out like what you realize that you did than like loss like you know there i've gotten certain apologies since uh ed jackson's uh grandfather has died and that's honestly those apologies have helped a lot in my uh my temperament with with dealing with jackson's mom ashley um like as far as those apologies it helps a lot you know and we've said sorry but it wasn't like this sorry you know and so it and then as you know i've been dating lindsay and so we've been together for get getting on almost a year now almost wow um it was it was a little bit after like well actually right around the time i moved out it was it was like kind of surprising but at the same time it wasn't you know what i mean it was like like wait what she you know when we when we used to talk back in the day it was me not getting my [ __ ] together you know saying like i was i was a bit of an [ __ ] back then like and and it was like i had commitment issues yeah and then this time bro yeah and like this time around it's it's it's quite a bit different um you know we're old we've fatherhood man i tell you the truth fatherhood has changed me in a lot of ways man like it normally does but but she she got the the version of me that she deserved back then and or she's get excuse me getting not got the verse she's getting the version of me that she should have gotten back then and you know as far as divorce you you know is this this is for any divorce unless it's you know abuse you know there's there's all kinds of excuses of you know alcoholism abuse drug abuse child abuse uh cheating etc um you know in hindsight you know hindsight is always 20 20. this that's a age old like that shit's older than when i was in diaper smoking crack you know um but you know hindsight's 20 20 you know was there stuff i could have done better as a husband yes was there stuff she could have undone better as a wife yes could we have communicated more yes dude it's it's always a two-way street um there that that that's just the way it is i did if you asked me like back then did i get done dirty um my old me is always going to say yes now current me is going to be like you know what it is what it is kayla taylor respond whatever clearly haven't met a cajun girl um actually yeah actually i have yes i'm dating i'm dating uh that's why i'm putting that on there the current the girl i'm dating right now is honduran slash cajun which is why our um on drop fish oil [Laughter] you got me on the show you know what i mean like if y'all if you're gonna invite me like eventually andy's gonna come out and i've been i'm feeling good baby i've been trying to crack the real andy out oh like hey you know what i i i know my real andy like crack that [ __ ] i'm gonna tell y'all 100 i appreciate y'all allowing me to come on here giving me a guest spot like it's really fun to do this [ __ ] i get i love it like i i i you know i love talking as you can tell like truth be told not to interrupt you because like i really you that sentiments everything is absolutely appreciative but i was telling patrick i was like what if we had a spot once a week that we just have you on just come into the treehouse come hang out sure why not dude i will be glad to to add my input because you know if we had even if we had another even if we had another guest here too i don't know yeah dude i'm i'm down for whatever we have enough for like 10 other microphones so real quick and and i'm gonna i'm gonna be on on people at works podcast so i know i i'm sure i told you this oh hit me up what theirs are and then okay yeah we can in december in december december uh i'm going i'm going down i know it's far off but i'm going to the conjuring house like the the house that the movie was based on oh did you see that what what what happened did you see it which one lindsay she said shut the [ __ ] up did she wait why is she saying shut the [ __ ] up i don't yeah i'm about which part i don't i'm not the cajun partner like what the hell there was nothing bad going on yeah like i don't get it hey um i don't see thanks for derailing the show hold on i'm looking right now like wait what oh so now kayla decides to talk some [ __ ] she's watching with me and so i'm like i'm watching live on my facebook we only have three viewers man you need to tell your friends about this [ __ ] well we have tell your friends about me we're on multiple platforms so what you see yeah so basically he's sucking head so yes so it's you know there's going to be stuff that eventually if you do have me on here is going to come out it's not going to be so bad but but man y'all need to tell your moms about this show too they will love me actually my mom was all like oh my god tell andy i said hi bye-bye no she didn't say it like that what'd you say say it oh my god tell andy i said hi no she [Music] [Laughter] effects over here it's pretty awesome yeah he does that's my real voice so yeah this is uh how frosty the snow pants i'm gonna i'm gonna have a real moment here so oh [ __ ] anybody that's listening so real moment we were talking about the freestyle days right and for a long time i did go by add but before that and this is real talk so i used to run what was you know run with some friends that you know were from the streets of carrollton it was street but it was a street i mean it depends on west side did a vanilla ice cream at one point they used to call me kid frost and then they call it frost and they turn it to frosty for some reason and then for some reason some brilliant i don't know what reason probably the same reason i got a weed leaf tattooed on my shoulder don't worry i covered it up did you really oh [ __ ] i gotta get it you did see that remember did i oh [ __ ] i was over here in the tank top right after i got done because it was like parting and i didn't want the sleeve on it oh damn well yeah i remember the tattoo that's right i covered it up yeah it was it was pretty and i have no excuse i've got it when i was sober and i put it like put a pot leaf on your shoulder right when i could develop government never mean a corporate job so i mean i mean needless to say i'm a firm believer and cover up most of your tattoos if you can um kayla did you hear that not all of them i'm just i'm still thinking about getting a half sleeve so that's you know what i got well i work with one of my boys at work has is fully sleeved out and he's cool and he you want to talk about somebody's good at his job but you would never guess it while he's at work so um what you can call it there there are some professions don't get me wrong if you're you know obviously a tattoo artist um hairdressers uh yeah none of my jobs artists dude dude that's that nowadays nowadays bro bro there are millionaires don't come on dude and they are not rock stars and they are not raptured own the company that's why how do you think they got there you think they got there just by being an employee they started as an employee and guess what they're they're where they are because of their drive not their tattoos bro like no don't even get it twisted tattoos these days do not if you stop somebody from getting a job for a tattoo and you're looking at cancer culture like a [ __ ] that's the next minority all right all right let me know with your [ __ ] time we'll [ __ ] battle [Laughter] not a fortune 10 not a fortune 100 not a fortune 50 fortune i need anybody who works for a fortune 500 company with tattoos the message the show right now i want to i want to hear on fortune 5 not 500 5 meaning the top five companies because i've worked for two of them i got five balls [Music] is it weird when the right one is bigger than the other four oh my god what are they called come on somebody yeah the [ __ ] you know what i'm talking about something or other come on somebody somebody put in the comment chat right now tell me what the [ __ ] it is with the balls that bang back and forth yes is it the marble balls that go back and forth yes what are they called um goddammit somebody get their google out right now all right audience the audience for audience all right it's like it's like five or six balls come on somebody's smart not oh what'd she say no no it's got like six balls and they bang back and forth and you see him in psychiatrists uh office a lot on their desk when they're telling you what's wrong with your [ __ ] life here you are and here are your you want to know what's what's wrong with your little disc desk knickknacks motherfu that's what's driving me crazy you want to talk about bipolar you can't [Laughter] what it happened what he just said happened at armageddon i gotta go back and watch that show well [ __ ] i don't remember i remember i remember um um aerosmith's daughter and ben affleck what is her name aerosmith's daughter tyler live tyler uh her name is isn't her name ottawa in the lord of rings she looked pretty hot as an elf she was all right i think i don't dig pointy ears though that wasn't cool i think it was uh she was from the woodland realm was it michael clark duncan that did it she was she was banging aragon marissa says and i just googled six balls what legit six balls of bang oh my god that sounds like a porn i watched once oh my god oh damn i just beat the mic it's it's we're having we're having some technical difficulties in here tonight oh what what newton's cradle newton's cradle that's it i thought that was the spread between your balls in your bottle [Laughter] you see what uh the tate it's called a cradle yes it's called the newton's cradle chase oh so he so our 11 year old pretty much knew it thank you chase no 11 year old living in this and i just talked to you bro i just talked about all audiences i don't want to taint his view on the world because this i can't stop falls in your butthole as a tank i thought it was a newton's cradle my bad it might also be called a newton's cradle yeah you never know let's ask stephen hawking while we t back him oh [ __ ] no you don't want to do that too far andy too far uh 80 there's never two faults i don't know i think i just crossed the line okay listen and i have tattoos believe in them love them david calls them bumper stickers bumper stickers can be torn off yeah you don't put a bumper sticker on you can't ferrari you can't laser off a bumper sticker well i know you can you probably could probably lay off the paint too and probably melt the plastic whatever's underneath it oh [ __ ] i stand corrected you don't ever see a bumper sticker on a ferrari or a lambo or bugatti hey uh my audience hey show me you know that bugatti i bet there's gonna be a rapper out there right now that just just to do it just to say [ __ ] devon [Laughter] [ __ ] straight up stood on top of his [ __ ] lambo he stood on top of bam you see where bam is now right getting kicked off of his own [ __ ] movies because he can't yeah of course dude what the [ __ ] jackass j the next jackass is coming out and because he so so you understand he was going through a whole sobriety thing dude he dude he fell off [ __ ] hard are you serious oh yeah he's like damn i'm like he's like he's he's big yeah he's he's like look gained a [ __ ] ton of weight and he's gone through n a narcotics anonymous he's been on several programs uh-huh and and so one of the stipulations for him to stay on the jackass the new jackass movie uh set was for he needed to stay sober and he could not abide by the contract because you know steve o's over now stevo has been sober for a long time he knows not only sober but he actually has he does stunts he jackass three 3d was done sober he like legitimately showed the burns on his back from when they were walking through coals because they decided to use a uh steel plates for some reason instead of the concrete because it would burn through the concrete or something he fell onto the plates and like cooked his [ __ ] skin and he did all that [ __ ] sober i watched all those videos and so damn did you see his his latest he's he's not in the podcast field he's not who is it so steve oh is uh he's got his own rv and he's uh in the podcast realm trying to compete with all of us and what's funny is i sent the links out to uh patrick and a couple other people but it was literally like the microphones were held in their laps and they're sitting around a rv bench i cannot hear you can i hear me yes now i can't okay i turn your microphone or levels up all right oh [ __ ] so anyway yeah so uh he has his own uh podcast now and i saw uh one of his episodes and like literally the the guests were sitting around this l-shaped bench um talking with the microphone in their lap and i'm like okay the production value the what boom what you need this one or that one either one i'll give it a good shot i'm listening yeah there you go yeah so uh stevo has his own podcast now and um i tried to watch it it was just is anybody looking dude am i on the camera right now is it which one is it which one films me this one right here that one right there in the center i'm wondering what the [ __ ] going on with the cap and this this is what comes off i think did i do something wrong no this is just how devon takes a look at it you know what hey you know what if this is a special bottle i understand it's not a special bottle feel free to drink it all right i don't know what happened to the cab but [ __ ] it yeah that cap i don't know it's kind of special and by special i mean like special ed i mean we don't say that anymore we say we don't say [ __ ] no no yeah so we say i'm canceling that one i can't do that i get a lot of trouble they will come after us man i'm telling you they will head hunt i can't say that out loud my bad sorry for the listening audience we had to pull the audio i don't know if they just so you know they probably could i don't know i pulled all the audio only your mom knows my mom knows everything i know i'm talking about the people just ask patrick you don't think i don't have her phone number but yeah she knows everything yeah i love how she comes over and just [ __ ] about everything do we have any first time listeners tonight uh [ __ ] don't know um yeah yeah i'd have to check okay well it's all good well the problem is is so with this and i i've been uh in direct contact with the owners of our platform because we've been having issues in the beginning of the the stream where it like freezes the video freezes but the audio is good i got a touch of rolling no come to find out it's not a roland issue roland it does sounds like like it wasn't rolling like a character in a series or something yeah he was yeah what what series was it apparently he's my character in our series here with the podcast yeah he couldn't help us out when it was raining right there [ __ ] this [ __ ] right here spectrum rectum look at this [ __ ] right here look at it spectrum i rectum okay in the rectum vr one hd i'm fancy i am white and metallic oh it does look fancy it's cool no i'm cool with it man i hate right away same time it controls the what are you talking about i'm talking not hearing you yeah but it works hey you know what if you want to buy a new one i'm not going to stop you but hey it seems like it works so i'm not going to tell you i'm going to buy a new one [ __ ] no we ain't buying a doing this this thing was over he ran but you won't sell your 370 or 300 sorry 370 that's the modern one my bad yeah 370 sucks you need to go ahead just sell the 300 dude just let it go oh listen this we're having a [ __ ] uh intervention here because man because why because every time you get a new [ __ ] project you just start working on that project and working on that new project i wonder if your mom will go out there and work on a piece of candy oh piece of candy [Laughter] by the way credit given where credit's due it was family guy that i got from i know it is yep uh oh you're gonna like copyrighters no no i i call it i don't know trust me they've they've made more than enough money to work than to worry about my peon ass i ain't nobody i'm not even a blip on their radar right hey seth macfarlane if you're looking for somebody to come to your staff let me know if you're listening right now no that guy would love to be a writer that guy would be cool to work with mcpartlin so here's here's we're talking about family guy so i love family guy i'm back from the old school days but if you haven't noticed i don't know i haven't really launched any new episodes in almost the last two years but towards the last uh end of the like the last few seasons uh-huh they used to be so clever all the way through the episode oh yeah but but the last light into the [ __ ] radar four to five years no no they're still they still they still they're on fox dude they're not flying on anybody's radar but their comedy has just like it's been like straight up shock value like what can we just say that it's like they just throw the most [ __ ] up jokes they can think of into the script and like see if we can get away with it right back in the day it used to be like driven into the storyline and now it's still story lines and i still love family guy but it's not the same family guy that came in i know things change it is what it is right simpsons had to change too and one of the longest running series ever they had to change but the thing is is like the the comedy that goes on the family guy right now is just like let's throw let's see what the [ __ ] we can say that's so [ __ ] up and just get away with it and you know nobody's going to get us because we've done it for so long it's phil's analogy like throw a bunch of [ __ ] at the fan and see what sticks we call in the in the firearms community they call that the spray and pray method accuracy by volume you just go ahead and shoot as many bullets downrange and one of them will hit the center of the target if i shoot 28 rounds i'm hopefully if my eyes are open i should hit you either in the chest or the crotch or the face depending so yes that's that's the spray and pray different industries call them different things that's also that's also the way the democrats went about the 2020 election let's go spray and pray just throw as many candidates out there as we can and see what sticks and you saw which that [ __ ] so that's just my bad i did it you did you still you talked about politics you said you weren't going it's the spray and pray method and now i'm not saying nothing they threw everything they could out there and you know even even poor bernie sanders man which became the meme of the [ __ ] oh my god you know what man i actually thought bernie was gonna look i'm not i'm as you know i'm probably i'm sure you can assume i'm not a fan of bernie but man like at one point i was like leave that man alone the dude just had his mittens on right he's been screwed twice by the democratic party just leave that man alone like let him go don't don't they dragged him and they're still occasionally dragging him on the memes and he was dude the way he like uh i forgot who where where he talked about it on but he took it in grace too he's like i was just there and i needed to stay warm or something that was kimmel yeah and he took it in stride but the internet just like put everywhere everywhere they even put him in mma in the ufc pictures it had him had his mittens in an arm bar is it like some fighter's legs with his mittens in an arm bar that's like you know like the internet and i even put it on my facebook i was like y'all need to leave that man alone like like i'm not a bernie fan but damn like the man didn't deserve that like actually patrick and i we were actually in uh arkansas where we filmed [ __ ] um holler hollow road when all of a sudden all these memes broke out and when i finally got internet connection all sudden that was pretty recent then yeah yeah i was in january yeah through all my feeds all sudden i started getting all this meat me me that was actually the very next day on january 21st damn look at this guy with the [ __ ] you want to hear something funny yes you want to know what i always want to hear something so so i had covered you know they're right no i didn't hear that okay so so i had coven you did i'm an expert and and and so oh [ __ ] cover up ah i'm in my i'm in my immunity face what are you talking about i got antibiotics so so i had covered over here we caught it we caught it on the way back from padre and padre you want to talk about no you want to talk about a city that's on lockdown worse than dallas dude their tables were 15 feet apart at the restaurants instead well alice is not on any type of [ __ ] no they were okay we were this is back in october okay okay so we come back we have like 2 000 people just guess when i guess when i got my official diagnosis are covered what november 3rd guess when the presidential election was november 3rd november 3rd i should have known when i got diagnosed with kovid the direction we were [ __ ] going in by january president but but in all honesty i tested negative on november 10th so and by the next tuesday i tested negative but i probably had it two or three days prior to that and honestly for me i had the mild case i had no smell which was crazy because i as a single dude i use my nose as a timer cooking anything yeah and i burn a pizza and you want to talk about smoked ability in my face and i didn't smell a goddamn thing and so and so it felt like for me it was allergies yeah a bit of almost like my asthma but around this time around fall i always yeah like that like it didn't allergies sucked i ran a 99.2 fever for an hour and a half like mike mike and that point doing [ __ ] my my peeps at work we're doing we're doing virtual meetings because obviously i'm not at work and they're like man hey where you know we're hoping for you and it's not like guys like if i did if this wasn't if this wasn't quote unquote covid i'd be in the office if this was a regular co cold like this is not you know for me you know save the thoughts for the people that are really going through it bad but for me right now thank you but let's stay working like it was it wasn't i lindsay got a little worse than i did but still it wasn't like what you hear in on the on the bad side of things um i get we were very lucky i did a breathing treatment like maybe once or twice the whole time the whole time and we we did the whole solstice distancy thing dude i was washing my hands before it was cool you know saying before was the thing to do like what was the thing my mom my mom believe it or not growing up she's like don't talk to strangers so staying six feet away from [ __ ] people is not hard but right like and and i wore the mask i said you know i i don't like the mask okay i am one of those people that wish we could just completely [ __ ] take it off but at the same time out of respect and what people are are thinking and seeing right now i wear it unless it is you know if it's if it's gonna cause an issue i'm absolutely gonna wear it because i'm one of those people that number one you know i carry and my first hey raymond are you [ __ ] listening [ __ ] when i walk out the door if i'm carrying if i'm carrying my first no matter what is de-escalation and how do you de-escalate you avoid the situation period so if i mean and if i'm in a place that you know requires mass or somebody's going to get butt hurt about a mask i'm going to i'm going to wear my mask period it's about a respect thing i don't think that masks necessarily slow especially with as many people as been vaccinated currently i don't think that necessarily especially when they're changing oh you can be three feet you can get the vaccination but wear two masks like i i don't i don't feel you know i i don't feel i don't feel like we're being told the truth but at the same time i'm not the agitator like if i'm out in public and and people wearing masks i'm going to wear a mask that's just it just because the fact that i'd rather go home safe and just have a normal day then have and then cause a [ __ ] confrontation period yeah i don't like masks i don't know if we truly need them maybe we do maybe we don't but when i'm in a place that's public and people are wearing masks i'm wearing masks and it's more out of a respect thing for me so i agree i agree and i like your answer and the thing that i have biggest problem with all the cdc politicians and everything is because i'm a data guy i read numbers because people lie numbers don't and at the end of the day i'm like i want to see the numbers if you say do this because of this give me the numbers you say these double masks do x amount of good give me the data like so i i do have to ask you a question okay which is it goes right into your data so and and this has actually been fact checked et cetera so what's what has happened is and this is a good example like with a friend of mine a co-worker okay so a co-worker of mine caught it in december um had it for about a week mild symptoms like me and by the second week he was in the gym working out again okay he still he still has his windedness he didn't just go back full force he didn't like full recovery nothing i'm not trying to talk him up okay yeah he went got a second test tested positive couldn't come back to work work from home not taking sick days because he felt fine we're talking three weeks into it that he's worked out for two weeks now not full force not like i'm going gung-ho i'm gonna kill myself because i just got off recovery but three weeks into it he test positive there has been research into it even though that he is out of symptoms every time you test positive that goes into the cases across america of to who has tested positive it's not like oh curtis tested positive three times it's like oh we have three individual tests now multiply that by you know however like i'm not saying that's every single test but you're you're right you're right about the numbers completely agree numbers don't lie but when they're being fed to us believe it you know they're being manipulated all right so that goes back to my second point okay but thank you for that by the way because yes numbers don't lie but they can be skewed to benefit somebody's agenda somebody's ideology somebody's ulterior motives but what you know what i just you know what i just thought of but honestly like like honestly true numbers would account for the gray areas account for all of that but anyway yeah go ahead go ahead i agree no what i was completely off subject okay you should have a wireless microphone and a wireless headset we have that when somebody has to take a piss they can still yeah it man hey you wanted this you wanted this to be organic devon you wanted this to be live like you don't need a camera you just need a mic and headphones like these are the wireless headphones and like and like you know what i mean like and i'm sitting there pissing like no you're absolutely right devon the numbers are all right this isn't that it does matter of fact i'm releasing about a liter of piss into your commode right now which i'm going to do excuse me for just a second i apologize because i've been holding this god damn oh wow man whoa jesus god what a horrible accident anyway a horrible exit so to his point yes is somebody that deals with data yeah um and we're talking data that makes and formulates the decision for multi-billion dollar companies not just thousands not these decisions are what impacts top five fortune company businesses right so you're gonna sleep good tonight am i yeah i hope so you're going to goddamn because i can't shut this damn break like these numbers and just dated like it just you're gonna sleep good enough man no you don't understand because this no i understand i understand i understand you're going to sleep really good tonight all right all right who's going to knock me out [ __ ] now do i need to check the the comments because somebody goes let me look at the chat okay what's going on well you can't post the [ __ ] chat online yeah what's the chat saying [ __ ] it's like oh see told you if someone has h uh kayla i gotta i gotta you know announce it because uh i pushed the wrong one what well [ __ ] well god damn right one [ __ ] really you got one [ __ ] job to do okay so if someone uh someone has hiv or aids i agree and i agree 100 with that comment unpredictable all right if you say a lot okay says someone has hiv or aids and has unprotected sex without informing the partner they have it's a punishable crime it's a quote deadly for some and not all disease and exactly if somebody knows they have coveted and they take off their mask and cough on somebody i feel so fully support that they should have something some kind of consequence i'm not the judge jury and executioner but yes just like that girl that got in that uber drivers and started taking his mask off or her mask off i'm fully in support of whatever's gonna happen to her and then the chick that why a long time ago was licking the blue bell ice cream saying she had coven i i'm fully in support you're absolutely right and but at the same time out of a respect issue if i have aids i'm going to tell somebody hey do you want me to wear a condom or not like but at the same time i don't have it it's like yeah i agree with you okay i agree with you i agree uh what did didn't i say kayla yeah scale no she said it's kayla yeah i don't know 1007. what what i don't what i'm i don't know we might be i agree with your comments yeah we all know it's kayla yeah no i know but how much more data no i agree i don't like the masks i don't know but i'm gonna wear them no matter what okay let's see they should be penalized who who's there the girls with the uber driver probably yes they should yeah yeah they should and that one girl is i don't know about the other girls the one girl is they're going after so no no i i completely agree if you walk around saying you have covered take your mask off and call cough on somebody that's the same as spitting on somebody which is assault period so you know legal from a legal legal standpoint that is assault if you can prove that your respiratory droplets landed on somebody that's assault yeah i don't like to sound stupid no i don't want to get into the minutia or something but that's true she's absolutely right said kayla says if i was in charge and if they had coveted i would put them in a room without treatment lol well the problem with the gas the problem the problem with that though is that kovid for some reason picks and chooses what it does to its victims unfortunately so you could do that you could do that and then let's say it didn't affect her like that and then you'd be left with like well [ __ ] she didn't get what she deserved like like i said when people were in my meeting saying hey you know we're thinking of you i'm like hey give the thoughts to the people that need it because i was one of the fortunate people that didn't have severe symptoms kayla and the person next to you could be immune compromise yeah kayla like we all agree like you never know what the person next to you has or doesn't have that's why that's why i still wear a mask yeah respect this goes back to raymond who called me up three [ __ ] times today about what to [ __ ] about the mask being mandate being lifted and the fact that every business he walked into he had to wear him out why does he want to call you about it does he want to be on the show and talk about it no he just wants a [ __ ] about it to me well if he wants to okay okay so tell him tell him tell him tell him to i don't know if you should have him on the show you'd probably get dragged no i would love to have him on this show to just because because raymond is very opinionated and he's not afraid to speak his mind i respect that about him i haven't i haven't done it you know raymond if you're listening man i mean no disrespect about that there's nothing wrong with that dude if you stand behind your convictions 100 brother whether they're right or wrong or indifferent but if you want you should you should probably already i mean i venture to bring him on the show of devon's saying that's what he wants i'm just saying it would be interesting i would watch oh no i i'd watch for the comments alone man dude like hey oh [ __ ] i know we're running i know we're running over time guys but this has been [ __ ] great i'm not gonna lie dude you guys are [ __ ] awesome like this is this if we could really get in some [ __ ] people's like listening space man we would dude this is [ __ ] awesome and i would literally just sit here you know that's that's why i was like you know what andy will be uh yeah having reoccurring guests yeah i [ __ ] i i'm not gonna lie because literally we have zero news we have zero like topics that we were gonna discuss this is all free form it's all free flow it's all organic and it was that's what's like that's what i love and i guarantee kim where the hell is she tonight she's not here who's kim she's not here who's who is she are we talking about a listener or what a listener she's a listener that uh works for uh so so what platforms are we on before besides facebook we're on eight nine different platforms what are you streaming over there big guy two three four five six seven eight nine yeah nine nine platforms inter asante are you actually on pi uh uh whatever apple's [ __ ] is or whatever yeah yeah yeah i googled you and found spotify yeah we're on spotify we're on apple we're on everything they're on spotify listen to what he's saying they're on apple listening what he's saying we're on iheart now too right yeah we're on we're on everything i heart radio you need to you need to tell your friends you need to log on we're on every single platform every every single platform content gets better time just keep on going keep listening oh there she is happened on a short while ago what hopped on oh hop what it's my it's my sight yeah my eyesight i feel so far up there i feel like my alcohol budget's going to go up if i'm on here weekly yeah hey no i think we had a [ __ ] amazing show like i think it's like that's awesome i tell you know so i remember that that's when i was going to school they told me what i did wrong i was more of a commercial guy than the live radio show show guy but that's because i had to play i had to plan my my shows like yeah it was weird because it felt scripted like you know what i'm saying i'm i'm real as you know as the from the freestyling days scripted is not my best life i know and that's one of the reasons why i was like he's going to be awesome so so let me ask you something so like so i'm a bucket list okay so i my bucket list goes like this i wanted to i wanted to go do the the isolation pods the floats so i did that that's off like that's something super simple but for some reason it was something i want to do and i still do and love it no no great meditation yeah [ __ ] amazing internet went down oh yeah we were talking about that [ __ ] we talked about it for like i wish to god we would record it because yeah so yeah so we'll we'll literally hold on we were literally in the studio he was supposed to be here talking for like three hours with all the microphones and everything would have been great if we just recorded it so yeah we can say we can save that for another show if you want to that's up to y'all it's meditation blah blah blah yeah i'm am i crazy about like come back every night like my crazy or we're gonna meditate on the show meditate during the show yeah that would be a really boring [ __ ] show like meditation wait can you get a hot girl to come in here and i mean and you know what really here's here so so let me go ahead and speak respectfully real quick as as a man who is committed currently okay looking out for the audience no hey i'm totally i totally bad you're right so happy stuck myself no no no no no no so so no before you say you dug yourself a grave look at her yeah he just did power stern did get divorced several i think twice i don't know but what i'm saying is like for the for the sake of entertainment value i can't do that i don't want to face the consequences when i get home so but um yeah what were we talking about uh before we digressed into the to the having women on the show why did we need women on the show floating floating it's a moth man floating wet floating light floating hold on you said something about floating oh yeah so if you want to ever yeah i did having having having a if we want to meditate live on air it's going to be like a really probably going to lose listeners really fast well you know but if you don't want to like make or listen so so so that's on my bucket list i did it the whole ghost thing oh yeah the bucket list so so so i i did go on on if you go scroll through my feed eventually one day i did go on a ghost hunt about a month ago yeah um believe it or not so my one of my svps and and because i don't know where he wants his name used i'm not going to go ahead and mention currently but he knows who he is we went on a ghost hunt with him with me and two of my other co-workers slash friends because we're all really close um we went to this it's called the haunted hill house and mineral wells i think is mineral wells i could be wrong maybe gainesville google it find out tell me where it was at but we were at i was we went upstairs and he has he has invested in all that equipment you see on tv and we're sitting in this playroom and they got a ball and i'm sitting there like you know i got a son yadda yadda and i got this ball i was like if you want to play ball let me know and i bounce it and so the light pods sitting about four or five feet away from me curtis and mark i stand on the other side of the room they're who i work with bounce the ball the pod stuffs lighten up so i stop and then it flashes the it's got this like a 360 degree lights all the way around it the light closest pointing at me started going off and so i bounced it again and then all the lights flashed now so i'm thinking i'm bouncing on the floor that's what's setting it off i was like all right well i'm gonna i'm gonna roll the ball i'm gonna roll the ball to you if you want to roll it back the pod's about probably four feet away from me do you have any video of this no because it's pitch black in the [ __ ] house and i use my goddamn camera you can look on the live and hear bro let me know next time we got so so so hey hey if you're if you're serious hey yeah if you're serious we can book it and we can do this together they they let us like no [ __ ] okay so so check this out so yeah so i'm one of those like like the the x-files i want to believe but like i gotta see it like even even with seeing what happened i'm still like look at how much that we've caught so so but that's what i'm trying to tell you like i'm still like you know like it was pretty interesting so i roll the ball and i [ __ ] you not dude it rolls we're talking four feet around the pod the light follows the [ __ ] ball and this is a ball that was there not we brought light on the pod follows it and it rolls back to me like straight [ __ ] around it not like not like oh around what around a light source roll it so this is the light source right okay and and we're talking like i'm oh what's her name uh willow don't do that the internet will rip me apart though i love dogs i love animals i even love cats okay okay so anyways i'm at least i mean we're talking four feet away chicken roasts and dirt all right i roll the ball it goes around the back of it and like literally doesn't roll over here rolls back to me and the light follows like it's got lights all around and the light follows the ball and this ball was at the house the pod wasn't so i'm like okay blah and curtis you can hear him in the live feed like as where as it happens he goes what the [ __ ] like loud and clear and they're on the other side of the room so i'm like all right i'm going to roll it again i roll it it goes past the pod and rolls to the other side of the room and i'm like okay i go and get the ball the entire pod lights up like a christmas tree like it just starts flashing nice and so they're still standing over there nobody's near the pot i go back and i was like all right i'm going to go ahead and roll it again i was like this is the last time i'm going to do this if you if you if you want to roll it back i want to play i'll roll it around again and i'm not on the same side i'm like sitting like over here or something on the other side of the pod roll it again and i [ __ ] you not it follows the [ __ ] lights and it rolls back to me from like not like over here it rolls straight where is this it's called the haunted hill house and it's either gainesville or mineral wells um if y'all can correct me i thought it might be mineral royals if y'all can correct me it might i can't i can't remember it was north of us it was north past uh gainesville [Music] so check this out so you're thinking about a pitch black house right yeah and like that whole city [ __ ] all of them interesting like so we don't like that city no [Laughter] i'm going to the actual conjuring house to be proven if there's actual so that's on my bucket list and then cage diving with great whites is the next one on my list take two well you could do that other than i know but but but understand here if you can hook up so so here yeah so i've there's here i have both here my plight okay all right so i've been looking for this guy i've been looking for two years for this for to go for this great white [ __ ] yeah found a tour for like a day tour for like 800 bucks and look up the reviews and they're like do not [ __ ] book this [ __ ] everything else is a five-day tour off the guadalupe islands and it's 3 200 just for the excursion just for the excursion because you're on a boat you're on a boat for five days but you also go well okay you're on the boat during the day but you stay on the islands during the night and so i think it's it's out past california but it's between like it's like 32 to 3 300 and it's a five-day excursion but that's just the that's just the excursion i still have to travel the [ __ ] out there yeah so yeah it you know it's like hey do you know uh all right so that's on my bucket list though patrick some people want to jump out of planes i'm going to swim with big fish yes what happened you know doc what happened [Music] you know what i'm talking about do you see some more yay i'm sorry my bad isn't a uh cousteau dark not not darkness those who know who i'm talking about yeah if they say if they've seen this chappelle stand up they know what juicy smile it was back in the day he would have offended everybody now [ __ ] do you know who juicy smoyie is no i don't know he was involved in an attack in chicago when oh yeah [Laughter] okay sorry sorry i don't know [ __ ] tonight no no you know what i'm out i'm out i can't speak on that that's terrible [ __ ] okay so i i don't want to like bury him or discredit him but this guy the j guy j guy we call him j j well so what time is it he um we're running 30 minutes over thank you for stopping by this ladies and gentlemen yes thank you so anyway um thank your mom too yeah yeah thank your mom and dad you're doing it too late we can't stay on this late the street lights are on devin it's time to go in yeah well anyway um so he was one of the few that did the uh documentaries with the sharks and was in the cages and then he oh i can't remember he went to rehab there's several of them now because of shark week hold on he was one of the ones that was hired by discovery and then he went to rehab because um yeah apparently he was very involved in there's a lot of people that go to him and so he actually uh put a post out like looking for recent work and everything else right but he was one of the few people that was like in the dive cave and actually was in with the great whites and was in with the sharks and i was actually going to work with him and now i'm kind of like glad that you know you didn't i didn't good but at the same time i'm like uh like i'm kind of like twisted because dude because i know he does good work but i just yeah i know i get you dude yeah because i'm like not totally connected because like he does good work but i didn't know that it's drugs were a part of his work well and you said he does he does underwater photography right yeah like oh he does it does a lot of like him and not oh it was brown days oh yeah so has he felt has he filmed great whites oh yeah oh yeah okay so he's so he's been hired by like the creme de la creme so so you know you know so shark week is has it's not as conspiracy theory as like you know uh tiger king you know well nothing i know i know but you gotta understand like so the same thrill that people want to pet a baby tiger or be in a tiger like with a big tiger or or feed a liger at that one in south carolina little beach it's the same adrenaline the only the only difference the only difference between this is you're looking at the shark in its actual environment instead of a [ __ ] uh enclosure or i know the one in south carolina is acres upon acres and they roam freely but like you're in the enclosure instead of this yes yes instead of the lion this is the this is that of the shark those those people out there that are like and you can say what you want like netflix made it look bad but there are people that saw that that documentary on netflix and are calling up [ __ ] south carolina that one beach in myrtle south carolina or myrtle beach yeah and they're like i want to book a [ __ ] dinner with tigers they're they're all doing it but bro i got those same those same people from myrtle beach those those same people have dreams like well i'm sorry not those same people but people similar to them have the dreams to go and get in a cage themselves and swim with great whites and i'm one of those people like i'm i'm seeing this 18 to 20 foot predator in its natural environment and i'm the one in the cage not it and you've seen the video that's been all over the internet where the little juvenile like 14-footer squeezes away in the window and pops up out there out the hatch guess what you know what i'm gonna duck down on the bottom of the cage and pray to god that he lets me through this moment and i'm gonna have the adrenaline rush in my life and i'm going to have a story to [ __ ] tell if that happens to me [ __ ] hey you will so like that's me dude like i'm just yeah no i get it bro i'm the same [ __ ] way because everywhere like i've traveled everywhere but like i don't i don't go where all the normal people travel like i go with the actual like residents the um they the column hey you want my honest opinion what's that showing long enough we went through two hours in [ __ ] no time dude holy [ __ ] i can't believe we're two hours and 30 minutes in i know that's why i'm like telling you you come back every every monday like just come back every monday yeah [ __ ] it come back are you are you sure yeah okay all right god damn we're two hours and thirty-five lindsay if she's listening right now i was like i was like you can come sit you can just come and sit and hang out and she's like no yeah she can't yeah actually actually she she doesn't she doesn't she's like so so i'm very like like you guys i like to i like to i don't mind the attention i don't mind people listening to us right especially when we talk yeah she's she likes to get lost in the crowd how does that work get lost in the crowd well think of a link think of it as one of those giant dance festivals and think how large they are and think about how insignificant you are in that crowd but you're still having a good time right right that's lindsay yeah so how does that transpire on a on a microphone well that's like she's keeping to herself a little bit yeah yeah but that's her and the thing is i i i love her for it like she's she's me and her get along really well dude but i bet you she has some stories so so and she does and she and she tells me about [ __ ] she has some stories and and and they get her in here and she does well she doesn't she and that's the whole thing it's like so so those whole all those those self-help stories self-help self self development programs crack some [ __ ] eggs today to your point to your point all those self-development programs i went through and like you know mind frame this and that and it's you know it it really is like if you can if you can find a way to break yourself out of the out of the the the you know i'm not saying depression is a pseudo thing it's it's true i i believe in depression okay but life is a lot about mindset it really is you know you can have you can you can have [ __ ] in this world and as long as you look at it like you're rich if you truly don't get me wrong it's hard that every you just use your inner sounds you're absolutely right and it takes [ __ ] work it takes every single day like look at it as your wrist but look at it like no no no not even i agree with you but but still like the thing is is no matter where you're at in life as long i mean obviously drug addict i know there's exceptions i know there's this does not it just doesn't cover every rule but no matter where you're at in life you have to find a way to be happy with where you're at or you are not going to get better you're not going to go after me totally agree with that you you are not completely yes life is beating you down and you can sit there oh yeah and you can look at like life did this to me life [ __ ] did this to me you're right life did here's what you here's what you can't control negative situations showing up in your life period it's gonna [ __ ] happen i can tell you the daisies are gonna [ __ ] grow till the cows [ __ ] come home but the reality is [ __ ] [ __ ] happens but what makes the difference is how you show up in those situations with your attitude and your mindset are you gonna let it [ __ ] stop you or are you gonna find a way to [ __ ] get out of it and grow from it and be better from that situation you can go ahead and sulk on it for a minute every human is entitled that [ __ ] 100 right 100 but once you're done sulking in it it's time to [ __ ] get up and say hey what the [ __ ] am i gonna do i'm gonna do this and it's about mindset and some people unfortunately it's a mental illness in some cases i'm not saying this happens for everybody it's a missile it's a mental block in some people but some people can't get to that point and i respect them if they can't get to it but the thing is is a lot of life is mental mindset right yeah right right i get it so i tell this guy all the time what yeah you it's the only thing that got me through this [ __ ] last year and a half two years check your head no no no no no no okay no no talking about i'm talking about uh lindsay got me through it too florida lindsay lindsay help me what about florida ain't nobody [ __ ] mentioned florida whatever jackass i gotta use the little boys room again okay how many times is that gonna go ahead and this this has been me oh oh here i'm gonna go ahead and do it all right let's go hold on let's go if you want to cut we can cut i don't i don't have to be anywhere i'm just saying it's up to you i'm having a good time but if it's if it's bedtime is cool no it's not my bedtime but i'm like dude we've been this is two hours two and a half hours i literally thought like maybe an hour and a half i can't believe we're at two hours and thirty [ __ ] hey when when people can talk people can talk wow like it's you know it's it's it's a good time y'all y'all got something going here i ate and i i appreciate you man cause you obviously have something going too so like i really i just i'm just in the fact that we have i'll i'll tell you the truth like the listening like 100 like i'm going to tell you the truth so from your organic standpoint and it's just natural unscripted so if i walked into let's say you let's say you guys were like celebrities or something or you know what i'm saying like like like like patrick got a little excited you got to understand i didn't get all excited the chemistry the chemistry wouldn't be there no you know you know saying like it wouldn't be i'd be nervous i'd be like what if i say something stupid and i really don't give a [ __ ] if i say something stupid because y'all be like you're stupid devon says so like when you first started you were afraid of cuss but now you're like as soon as you said hey it's cool because there was a couple episodes i watched a video where you're like you know it's kind of family-friendly we were trying to keep it kind of hey look look to anybody listening right now on the nightstand i'm here right now i'm trying to i'm trying to be you know i'll be respectful as possible but the nights that i'm here as [ __ ] flies out of my mouth that you just are like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i think we had one of those moments earlier short-term memory will not allow me to recall but we had one earlier so i'm just saying like if just be just if if you're tuning in on on a guest spot with andy henning i i told i'm i'm apologizing ahead of time is what i mean let's be real apologize oh cuz i'm gonna say some [ __ ] look at this very organic very real very natural y'all killed it i should yes i should probably apologize to my girlfriend because that's what [Laughter] i will i promise you guys anytime that you guys want me on the show i will bring the energy and i will absolutely match y'all's level i promise you like i think honestly like monday nights i think that's what everybody needs for the week you know what i mean it's like mondays people well so you can listen to this and then like the rest of your work i work with a good crew so i'm not i'm not even gonna lie i hate i don't like mondays but when i get there by the end of the afternoon the people i work with dude like i work in a good environment like no [ __ ] and like again i'm not mentioning what way how long but if you have good people bring them in here some of them some of them will show up some of them i can't have on some of them dude you got to understand there's a limit to who i can have on here because they they are very public and some of the people i hang out with are very public in our company and i have to be very careful you know some of this as long as they have the same disclaimer you had thanks i do appreciate that that's why i said that like it lit and again i reiterate anybody that's listening tonight if you follow me or if you know me um as a friend in general you know where what i do during the day and i'm not gonna you know but this reflects in no way any views or opinions of of what i do dur for my day job this is solely mine 100 and as you notice i'm not even saying their name because that that that is not a good look um i'm very professional in my career during the day i take it very seriously um but here it's me it's andy um they invited me on the show which means they invited all of me so i i have i can't hold back and as we do this more often i'm sure you're gonna be like it's become a staple in the office that no matter who goes crosses the line it's always too far andy like the person in the cubicle three to three i'm not gonna name names but three three cubicles down could be like saying something way out of line and they could be like too far andy i've become the staple of lowbrow comedy in the office is basically what has happened so so now you have a platform i'm just i'm just saying so you know if you do have children you don't mind them hearing uh harsh [ __ ] uh you can let him listen but i had there are gonna be nights when you hear me you're gonna be like what the [ __ ] did he do well and that's the reason why we have the younger gender demographic is because yeah it's gonna be harsh but at the same time it's real yeah and they're not going to experience real other than us if they're under if they're under 13 they probably shouldn't be listening at all just a heads up just if i'm on no no hey you know i i said something i said some [ __ ] tonight yes that's okay though okay all right you know all right hey if i have your stamp approval i'm all on it [ __ ] the fcc oh wait look i didn't finish that statement i didn't finish that statement that's why i built this [ __ ] are we still going yeah okay well then i guess i gotta piss again are we still going oh we're going are we gonna let him listen are we gonna we're gonna it's up to y'all this is y'all show i'm not trying to dictate [ __ ] we should probably end it we're like three hours yeah we're almost at three hours what are you talking about cyprus hill and joe rogan i guarantee you those runs three hours and they just edit it down they do like you know saying you're not gonna get a famous guest on your [ __ ] and be like you know what hey dude what do you do with your life oh that's interesting all right we're done you know what i'm saying like you don't say it like so no you're absolutely right like if if if you get cut off as a guest at one hour or one hour one hour that's pretty good that means you have no content to provide i will i will i will repeat appearances all you got to do is say come on and i think we're going to have a reoccurring appearance let's do every monday whatever you want man i think every monday just because lindsay i hope you're listening that's every monday i'm going to be here every monday if i run now i will tell you if i run into a conflict with jackson that takes priority i will laugh that's fine but almost i know you've thought about that if we do bring jackson in here it's family friendly although i will i will one time for radio uh-huh and it's i will get him to say lick my balls just one time one time at risk of getting bitched out by his mother i will let him say that hey uh i bet he will tune in just for that hey look at my thoughts what am i gonna bring lindsay on lindsay are you out there are you listening and you're out with your friends right now i think she i think she's hanging out with her home girls she said wednesday bring lindsay oh hold on look so i gotta piss really bad are we gonna finish this out we're gonna be done like let's be real like hey it's just a real real thing i'm 40 i'm 40 years old y'all when i drink liquor when i drink liquor or pure water i piss like eight [ __ ] times every two hours i don't know and yes i've been checked so i don't have prostate cancer thank you for looking out i've been struggling so you've been getting checked for a while so i've been checked for at least two years i've had my 50 000 miles like like the last time i got checked he like it was black and white and grainy and eight millimeter film and he threw a tissue on me he's like clear clean yourself up and i was like oh i felt raped [Laughter] this is a real program [ __ ] [Laughter] i pull no punches all right guys i love you guys thank you for tuning in it's been a [ __ ] amazing show and i think all of us uh have to go to the hospital bathroom devin and patrick thank you for having me on i appreciate it i'll be happy to get on every monday i'm more than happy anytime anytime later later