Frustration Unlimited

FU Podcast - s01 e14 - April 5, 2021 - LIVE w/Andy Henning - FULL EPISODE

April 06, 2021 FrustrationUnlimited.com Season 1 Episode 14
Frustration Unlimited
FU Podcast - s01 e14 - April 5, 2021 - LIVE w/Andy Henning - FULL EPISODE
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Frustration Unlimited
FU Podcast - s01 e14 - April 5, 2021 - LIVE w/Andy Henning - FULL EPISODE
Apr 06, 2021 Season 1 Episode 14
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FU Podcast - s01 e14 - April 5, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE - Andy Henning

WHAT’S HAPPENING LOCAL NEWS (DFW)
Chase Ends After Driver Gets Stuck in Stolen Ambulance, Tries to Escape on Foot
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/driver-in-stolen-ambulance-leads-police-on-chase/2597319/

6 family members killed in murder-suicide, Allen…
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/6-family-members-killed-murder-suicide-allen-police-say/287-254a6219-eacc-43be-8aca-32833006ce74

Man faces aggravated kidnapping charge after multiple attempts reported across Denton County, police say
https://www.wfaa.com/mobile/article/news/crime/police-investigation-underway-after-man-tried-to-kidnap-jogger-in-corinth/287-9751b96b-7625-4b54-a676-78f26171084c

Gov. Abbott says he won't throw out first pitch, Texas won't try to host any MLB events
https://www.wfaa.com/mobile/article/news/politics/texas-rangers-home-opener-gov-greg-abbott-says-wont-throw-out-first-pitch-texas-wont-host-any-mlb-events/287-8d3eec7e-3e21-4c6b-9f7b-a92207227e68

WHATS HAPPENING IN US
DMX still on life support and hospitalized after heart attack
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/nation-world/rapper-dmx-heart-attack-hospitalized/507-59ad58b8-ee3f-409a-853b-69777323fdf2

Florida crews are pumping wastewater into Tampa Bay to avoid a full reservoir breach
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/04/05/piney-point-wastewater-reservoir-evacuations-tampa-bay-florida/7088351002/

Amazon apologizes for tweet denying some workers urinate in bottles
https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2196938262855/amazon-apologizes-for-tweet-denying-some-workers-urinate-in-bottles?s=ws_em

WORLD NEWS
Satellite images show huge Russian military buildup in the Arctic
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/05/europe/russia-arctic-nato-military-intl-cmd/index.html

 
BUSINESS NEWS
Facebook
 The personal information of about half a billion Facebook users, including their phone numbers, have been posted to a website used by hackers, cybersecurity experts say. This includes more than 32 million accounts in the US, 11 million in the UK and 6 million in India. Possible details exposed on the site include things like full names, locations, birthdays, email addresses, phone numbers, and relationship statuses. Facebook says the data was shared in 2019, and the issue leading to the leak was fixed later that year. However, the data could still be of value to hackers and cyber criminals like those who engage in identify theft.


Coronavirus
 Just like experts predicted, coronavirus cases are ticking back up around the world. India has recorded its highest number of Covid-19 cases in a single day since the pandemic began, with more than 100,000 confirmed infections yesterday. South Korea’s health leaders are warning of another surge after the country recorded more than 500 new cases for the fifth straight day. In Europe, a third wave of hospitalizations and deaths has already arrived. Covid-19 variants are mostly to blame for the new rises, but as US officials have warned, lax safety measures are giving these variants even more strength. Now, we have more to worry about, like how long coronavirus vaccines may actually protect people. Doctors are worried that coronavirus may end up being like influenza, which requires a new vaccine every year because the strains mutate so quickly.

Voter suppression
 Tensions between the GOP and Georgia businesses are growing over Georgia’s new restrictive voting law. Late last week, Major League Baseball decided to move the 2021 All-Star Game out of Atlanta, which was set to host the popular annual event this summer. It’s a huge move with an estimated  $100 million in lost state revenue. However, Georgia GOP legislators have stood firm in their defense of the law, and have shown they’re not afraid

Show Notes Transcript

FU Podcast - s01 e14 - April 5, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE - Andy Henning

WHAT’S HAPPENING LOCAL NEWS (DFW)
Chase Ends After Driver Gets Stuck in Stolen Ambulance, Tries to Escape on Foot
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/driver-in-stolen-ambulance-leads-police-on-chase/2597319/

6 family members killed in murder-suicide, Allen…
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/crime/6-family-members-killed-murder-suicide-allen-police-say/287-254a6219-eacc-43be-8aca-32833006ce74

Man faces aggravated kidnapping charge after multiple attempts reported across Denton County, police say
https://www.wfaa.com/mobile/article/news/crime/police-investigation-underway-after-man-tried-to-kidnap-jogger-in-corinth/287-9751b96b-7625-4b54-a676-78f26171084c

Gov. Abbott says he won't throw out first pitch, Texas won't try to host any MLB events
https://www.wfaa.com/mobile/article/news/politics/texas-rangers-home-opener-gov-greg-abbott-says-wont-throw-out-first-pitch-texas-wont-host-any-mlb-events/287-8d3eec7e-3e21-4c6b-9f7b-a92207227e68

WHATS HAPPENING IN US
DMX still on life support and hospitalized after heart attack
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/nation-world/rapper-dmx-heart-attack-hospitalized/507-59ad58b8-ee3f-409a-853b-69777323fdf2

Florida crews are pumping wastewater into Tampa Bay to avoid a full reservoir breach
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/04/05/piney-point-wastewater-reservoir-evacuations-tampa-bay-florida/7088351002/

Amazon apologizes for tweet denying some workers urinate in bottles
https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2196938262855/amazon-apologizes-for-tweet-denying-some-workers-urinate-in-bottles?s=ws_em

WORLD NEWS
Satellite images show huge Russian military buildup in the Arctic
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/05/europe/russia-arctic-nato-military-intl-cmd/index.html

 
BUSINESS NEWS
Facebook
 The personal information of about half a billion Facebook users, including their phone numbers, have been posted to a website used by hackers, cybersecurity experts say. This includes more than 32 million accounts in the US, 11 million in the UK and 6 million in India. Possible details exposed on the site include things like full names, locations, birthdays, email addresses, phone numbers, and relationship statuses. Facebook says the data was shared in 2019, and the issue leading to the leak was fixed later that year. However, the data could still be of value to hackers and cyber criminals like those who engage in identify theft.


Coronavirus
 Just like experts predicted, coronavirus cases are ticking back up around the world. India has recorded its highest number of Covid-19 cases in a single day since the pandemic began, with more than 100,000 confirmed infections yesterday. South Korea’s health leaders are warning of another surge after the country recorded more than 500 new cases for the fifth straight day. In Europe, a third wave of hospitalizations and deaths has already arrived. Covid-19 variants are mostly to blame for the new rises, but as US officials have warned, lax safety measures are giving these variants even more strength. Now, we have more to worry about, like how long coronavirus vaccines may actually protect people. Doctors are worried that coronavirus may end up being like influenza, which requires a new vaccine every year because the strains mutate so quickly.

Voter suppression
 Tensions between the GOP and Georgia businesses are growing over Georgia’s new restrictive voting law. Late last week, Major League Baseball decided to move the 2021 All-Star Game out of Atlanta, which was set to host the popular annual event this summer. It’s a huge move with an estimated  $100 million in lost state revenue. However, Georgia GOP legislators have stood firm in their defense of the law, and have shown they’re not afraid

you in a world full of chaos we are your outlet to voice your frustrations the world's first interactive podcast where the audience can become a guest of the show presenting your hosts devin g ewert and patrick i don't start this again not cool not cool well we are live there we go what happened the audio was live but the video apparently was uh no bueno enchilada okay but now we are officially alive welcome everybody it's april 5th this is series uh 1 episode 14. it is monday april 5th yes i already said that thank you did you and how's the weather today patrick the weather today is look outside and that's the weather it could be in the upper 70s to the low 80s but yeah i would watch patrick's weather forecast like for real and look outside he's absolutely right he is spot on man he's the most accurate weather forecaster [ __ ] i am we have uh andy in studio again good evening everyone good evening for our uh monday special to kind of get you guys going through the work week it's good fun stuff good might as well kick it off that's right damn right oh that's a brand new bottle yes did you listen did you use some of the [ __ ] some of the [ __ ] the biggest product pricing displacement screwball just in case y'all were wondering what's that noise now this stuff's amazing so everybody else no no no okay good man i'm good thank you so in sports and sports i'm gonna make this really really simple yeah bear sports in sports yeah the rangers lost six to two ain't nothing to say about it on their opening day on their opening day at their new their first is this the first game this is totally the very first game with the stadium field because that's abbott said that kovit is over right he did he said to everybody it's officially over no more covid have you all seen that have you all driven by there been in there what the hell black yeah i've been there yeah i've been on the outside i've been yeah i've been in there well we went to atnt stadium the other day and we drove by that thing is huge yeah holy cow that whole works the old ballpark what dwarfs the old ballpark the worst what what dude let me tell you something okay i have i i have worked around 200 million dollar airplane for the last 35 years [ __ ] story for the last 35 years and i can't hear [ __ ] oh no i'm saying the new park dwarfs the old one oh okay yeah yeah it's huge i agree it wasn't a short joke i was like wait a minute did i oh my god we're gonna start with this squirt joke open open mouth insert foot again oh my god all right show just started oh thanks homie okay yeah okay so rangers lost six to opening day yeah yeah yeah this sucks i mean you know they're following the in the cowboys footsteps those are big shoes to fill you you know like i love my cowboys but a lost record like that that's hard well there's some follow-up they're certainly not following they're i mean okay i don't know i i'm my hope remains for my cowboys but it's never fulfilled at least not within the last 17 seasons has it been since the mid-90s dude i understand yeah it's something it is a subject i have come to grips with um you know it is what it is or is it yeah uh i'll be sharing the loudest though when they get back you know kicking butt yeah they win one game i'll be happy yeah that'll probably be against the jets but they don't play the jets this year i don't think we'll see what happens yeah what does their schedule look like are they playing any decent teams are they just going to play some bunch of garbage teams kind of like last year i don't know last year i haven't seen the schedule i haven't seen schedule at all no no okay all right so why are we what what is going on and freaking not alan yeah apparently um there was six bodies found um inside of a house they were doing a wellness check and um yeah and then i just got a notification that the latest update was that it was a murder-suicide and then apparently uh the twins uh twin boys i guess killed the entire family and then killed themselves so uh are we talking like youngsters i think they were 21. both them of course oh wait no no hold on the twins were 19. oh yeah who what what prompted the wellness check did somebody call i mean yeah it must have because they said the wellness check was at 1 am this morning yeah so they still shot and they and and the kids still i'm okay never yeah so apparently i guess the twins had killed the entire family and then i guess they just off themselves or i guess the twin brothers off each other like i don't know like how that happened but yeah that's really crazy and then i mean you gotta be really screwed up to do that i mean any anybody really screwed up you read the article they had dinner they had like normal day and then didn't that happen that night so it's kind of like completely bizarre like the whole circumstances y'all know because when i saw that this morning i was like you want to hear something even more bizarre so there was a um ambulance that was stolen right outside of dallas from the dallas yeah god they that ambulance drove right through the crime break right by the crime scene of where this suicide happened so i was like two different stories that kind of yeah happened to but yeah i was watching i was like how dumb can you be you stole the slowest vehicle on the freaking road you could try to outrun the cops come on now yeah i don't know uh what do you think was going to happen and then he got out of the uh and then he got out and as he was trying to run he was trying to pull up his pants too oh man it was hilarious i wish i yeah that's awesome you know his pants were so like low he was trying to run and pull so what was it i mean okay so he had a sag that's that's what yeah were they was he sagging skinny jeans so did we see the video footage yeah well i took screenshots of the video yeah i always say did if he was sagging skinny jeans then we really even got gotten even more they've like you know worse problem right like it's like almost been around for a long time i get that but you know when people started sagging scat the whole thing was in at least when i was young when you sag your jeans you did it to make your jeans baggier and like when you wearing skinny jeans and you sag your skinny jeans you're not making it you're making your pants look like you took a dump in them i don't know why they have to like wear them saggy anyway just pull up your freaking pants man when i was wearing jeans that's what it looks like you took a crap in your pants i'm like i just i don't understand that look when i was wearing jinkos man i was in i was still sagging i shot i'd sag my bows like you know even my bugle boys yeah i guess i got too much of an ass or something i can't be sagging [ __ ] it's going to end up it was hard whatever i don't even know because i think mine mine went away as i got older so my son my son used to um my son used to uh wear his shorts down oh yeah yeah and i'll tell him i think you know what son you need to like pull your pants up i hate to break too i think he's probably still sagging like i don't i don't better not be i don't sag but i don't care how bad he gets i don't wear directly at my waist either like yeah where they say your waist is supposed to be oh what the worst is these females that wear it it's like damn near underneath the boobs i'm like what the [ __ ] is that your waistline is supposed to be here you got your pants all like oh god can we please kill that love that's that's that 80s coming up is it the 80s coming back i mean i love the low rise but see the 80s look yeah oh yeah the 80s are coming back but they're cancelling everything from the 80s right and well even further back then it was way back but man so they're cancelling the 70s and the 60s yeah cancel the whole damn well back so that's they're not quite cancelling the 60s yeah like there's parts of the 60s that made it yeah like there's one happening about we need to have emt is a wide talked about subject now like part of the 60s yeah but anyway yeah silos mushrooms and stuff they're trying to actually organ i think you're allowed it's legal there we're trying to push uh oregon oh yeah they're trying to push for legalization of mushrooms and stuff now too well they already got heroin there there is so there is a and i read it in uh cyprus hills i think they published the article or or not they didn't publish it themselves but i think they shared it i think it was them but they they've actually done studies into the uh magic mushrooms can reset depression yeah that's right that's why it's allowed in oregon yeah they've actually done yeah cool like i said that's yeah cool i'll eat some all right so what are we flying i want to see uh i want to see ship splash and [ __ ] look out into the harbor and go whoa look at that [ __ ] i never was big oh never mind you know what i should probably not go down that road breaks on are we going to talk about psychedelics here okay anyway yeah let's talk about psychedelics yeah let's do it okay lsd angel dust you can see some [ __ ] with that man let me tell you really can't man i mean you could i mean don't worry you're not taking it now so it's like yeah you're not taking it now you're talking so i mean don't don't confirm nor deny just yeah so you take a hit you start tripping with scooby doo and everything and this is just say hey i okay here's where the partridge family if if it ever comes to that point there are some definitely definitely some stories that i could break down that would be like yeah what did you do what with and where did you do this at and yeah it's just and it's nothing anything along the lines of of explicit but just dumb like you know well [ __ ] i don't need drugs you know it seemed like a good idea at the time i mean i was you know well you could take you could take a hit and listen to ozzy yes i said but i also have palsy i've also watched fantasia you know what here we go i'm done now you can listen to uh uh uh pink floyd stfu andy you can watch uh pink floyd yes that's a good one too clockwork orange is pretty weird kung fu oh that's a watch i watched the matrix that was that messed with me the first one the rest of them i felt like they sucked i watched house on haunted hill that screwed me up because we watched it in the theater i watched beowulf on imax and i got me in trouble the whole first scene so you got that giant screen weird in there in the first scene where grendel like comes in and just starts ripping people apart and bashing people and like i'm just like staring at the screen you know in the state that i was in yeah that i'm not admitting to all right that's all i have to say about that colorado local yeah this was here this was this oh yeah if he were to have it would were to have happened to him it would have been this would have been like this would have been like 2002 maybe 2003. i was um it was it was a crazy night that night it really was it was it was interesting leslie herring says hi you know what that is yeah i know who that is okay all right we said hi back yeah hello yeah so so uh what else is uh going on in your news today well we can all uh rejoice the local area here um the man that was uh trying to kidnap four different people uh finally got caught on uh and it's weird because i actually like looked up the map and it's within like not even a quarter of a mile from the house so all four different attempts were relatively close oh yeah yeah um and then they they got a tip from somebody and uh they showed up to the house where the car was at and then they waited for him to leave and then as soon as he left um apparently they uh pulled him over and he had um been drinking so they actually pulled him over for a dwi and then once they had him in the slammer then they were able to uh do search warrants and do all that sort of stuff and they caught him god man wow so he was drinking like at 10 o'clock this morning or wednesday i was wondering i was like well so was he drunk every time he did this or i got to do productivity so do it go for it placement bam dr pepper knows drink it good 23. we need we need dr pepper to who owns dr pepper now dr pepper hey katie if you're on you tell your daddy to throw some money at us she was on last week is this uh what [ __ ] i'm old daddy so he was was he driving a bmw that's what it looked like okay so it's a bmw but uh 100 certain but it looked like so do you want to know why do you want to know why i don't like the sp there's there's multiple reasons why i hate those those mother efforts yeah yeah number one obviously they're kidnapping people that's the first one that's that's disgusting especially if it's children and then i you know that's probably the first three reasons i'd give you because that's just to pray but you know what really is like you know what makes you know how difficult it makes to look for your dog like when you're going trying to go up to a kid and saying hey have you seen my dog oh yeah like yeah you know f them i can't find my dog because these dudes are out here trying to kidnap people that's messed up that's true and even if you i'm just kidding like a picture that's right i mean they they make it fun they make it hard to find work like i you know they're in the back when the economy was down i was looking for a second job and i went into child care and they're like do you have any experience watching children and i was like yeah from my car and they were like oh no i don't think i would be able to survive in a daycare oh god no um but you know what i think i would be able to uh um god bless the teachers and and that's what i'm saying man like when we have the caretakers that can survive in that multiple child environment yeah yeah well i think i would be able to have a little bit of patience if i was in daycare a little bit yeah um you don't think so nah i don't have enough pace get your ass over here yeah i don't know how he ended up in the basketball i just like put your ass over and shut it down right i mean the kid said something about i ain't strong enough to throw him you know i'm saying sometimes i got a thing with him calling me out right you had to see if it was true yeah so so speaking of baseball and uh the rangers what about it you're ready for this one oh what about it uh governor abbott says he won't throw out the first pitch and he also said that texas won't host any major league baseball events because he is just a piece of i'm sorry wait wait yeah go ahead hold on wait what did did i did i hear that right yes he won't throw out the first pitch texas the ninth grade at the opening game that happened tonight so so what do you mean texas won't try to host any and so he said in response to that whole georgia thing that's going on yeah about them canceling the all-star game he said that we will not texas will not host the all-star game or any other special events for major league baseball oh special events i thought this meant i was like what was that tonight we hosted the game right yeah basically so what he's basically saying okay got what i was gonna say dude we obviously do come on man we all know he he and not that i've loved masks or anything but we know he all he lifted the mask mandate because of all cover up or you know make everybody look over here when everybody's power went out and like you know yeah i like some of what abbott does and then i don't like a lot of what he does like i don't yeah i'm right there in the same boat that's just so what do you feel about this this whole that's i mean it's a bit asinine like like to say like hey we won't host it but hey we'll go ahead and host it as long as the rangers are playing and it's a home game like yeah like you know what you know what our economy needs money right now thank you more than ever and if you have an all-star game do you remember when the all-star nba all-star game was here last time the business and my traffic around the well we had the all-star game over at a globe life last year too in october we i mean any city any city would be they said in georgia was over 100 million dollars in additional revenue for that one event so he basically don't look at me i have no idea what i'm saying like i'm i'm doing that oh you weren't saying that earlier you and i were getting heated about this [ __ ] i was like no i'm making sure like i include everybody in the conversation no no no no no no that's good so so i mean that's like what are you look okay so it's a whatever in this in in the coveted crippled economy yeah it doesn't matter what city i know we're better off than some cities because we're dallas and and you know i'm sure houston is better off as far as economically than some cities because it's houston but with that being said i if i need if i had a way to recover from an economic crisis and and i'm not saying that we're in crisis anymore and maybe we are maybe we aren't but i'd be like hey bring that revenue here the state freaking needs it like come on man like bring bring all the money you can it's it ain't mlb it's lmb lick my balls get over here i know you're gonna eventually get into the ball all right so i'm gonna post something on here and this is gonna explain everything right here so georgia has 24 bills that they uh introduced these voting changes right well texas has 49 so here's the real it's a political [ __ ] and this is why i'm pissed off at that but it's not because it's a money thing because to your point it was about money then yes bring in an extra 100 million dollars but it's a political thing and he's basically oh that's the other side of it man yeah he's i saw the story and it said because of the whole voter registration and i was like what does what because he's basically agreeing with georgia and that they that that the states you know what i think the companies and the companies shouldn't dictate what i get it and i understand that but like come on man it's the all-star game hold on hold on here's here's the way i look at so i look at it i'm looking at both sides right so you have the company right who says [ __ ] you we're not gonna give you money but then you have the state that says [ __ ] you we're not gonna give you money or we're gonna re revoke some of the incentives and stuff that we gave you so at the end of the day if we don't like a product we don't like a company we just don't buy their product and then we kill the company i mean it's that simple so you can sit there and play this political powerhouse and try to do all this [ __ ] but at the end of the day if we don't like something we can just show them by her well could it be could it be where mlb pulled the all-star game from atlanta and he's pissed off about it and he's that's and he's that's exactly it that's what i'm yeah because he's saying he wants to set a precedent that the states have more power over companies companies can't dictate what the states do basically yeah but it's at the end of the day it's the company's business and it's their right to do whatever they whether they agree with you or not stop being a little [ __ ] obviously they didn't like what you're you did so boo [ __ ] who go home and cry me a river the the yeah i agree that so as you know the richer you get the more money that's involved as soon as you get to a certain level of money politics are involved oh yeah that's why you have a lobbyist and it goes back to one of our other i know i know politics probably went way further back into sports but it's so prevalent nowadays like it's it's disgusting dude like the the political stance and whatnot that's been mixed into our sports and i know i realize some of it some people want to use it for a platform that's that's you know that's their god-given right and i know we fought you know we've had people fight to defend that right and and not everybody agrees with it but sports have become such a political platform that i'm just like i've lost the point of you know tuning in to that sunday foot i love football man and just and i love watching the stars the stars are like the one entity that i would watch right now because they don't take such a harsh stance or such a cut and dry stance as as like the nfl and what's going on with the all-star game i just i don't like like get get the politics out of my sports right just get just i know that's impossible to do i know it's like a wish in the wind you know it's like the thing in the wind like it's a power ploy i mean power play like to using uh hockey lingo but it's like you know what i mean it's like it's almost like who's a pissing contest you know who can piss further what do you what i hear something too yeah are you hearing something i think that's i think it was that guy freaking wfa oh really yeah oh i thought it was outside or something i was like who is talking the wfaa man they need to take all their damn freaking ads down man oh i know like you try to watch something and it's like 15 ads pop up it's just cancel wfaa right until they get the ads take them away and shove them up their ass leslie has a a an interesting point that i do want to talk about but we're not into the world news but uh we'll go ahead i'll go ahead and post it since you uh you talked about it do not buy stuff from china i don't mean oh hell everything in this room is [ __ ] [ __ ] so so hold on hold on so can somebody please correct me on this and this and this is since we're going to talk since china's kind of been brought up now yeah and i'd like to get will y'all remind me what how much was the bill the relief bill that was just signed was it 1.9 trillion or 1.9 billion 1.9 trillion are we sure it's trillion right trillion uh some of our people uh google fact check that yeah somebody chime in on the comments yeah is it trillion i think it's truly i and this is like i like the listener interaction because i want you to like keep me honest here is it was it 1.9 trillion or 1.9 billion 1.9 trillion with a t okay all right so trillion that's what i said i just want to i just want to break this down and and this is not real numbers it's not real math but this is some numbers so the current population of men women and children and people who don't work right now all right that is that comes out to 331 million does anybody have a calculator no i don't and i know people are going to tear this apart and if you want to test the part i don't care but i'm still going to 331 million okay and i want you to do uh no i'm sorry excuse me i want you to take 1.9 trillion and divide that by 331 million whole should come out to like six thousand dollars i think well somewhere near six grand this mother father won't let me you probably google it and it'll probably tell you i bet you just already been googled i bet you this man i'm probably not the only dumbass who's just thought about this everybody's like you know what 1.9 trillion divided by what so 1.9 trillion divided by 331 million it should come out to i believe around 6 000. don't quote me on that i just uh i think i've seen that somewhere before 331 million yes 331 million 5741 uh 40. so close to six grand yeah so you're close to six okay so now and i'll go into the china part in a second so is it 331 is that u.s citizens that's u.s citizens that's the u.s population okay so so if every one of those people were a taxpayer it would cost them almost 6 000 over a span of time to pay that bill back okay right so here's so now we take out the children and we take out all the [ __ ] that don't work right now it's costing us even more okay where do you think we got that money where do you think we bought that 1.9 trillion dollars not not just other countries but the main one in china what where china exactly so we're so we're borrowed from toronto we're back in china's pocket oh didn't we just printed it no we just print money we may have printed it what you want but that ain't tied to gold we just print money that's all we do we borrowed it also from china we may have printed it but so and and and you guys all you guys both know this before we hit 2026 the the the national debt is going to be oh two to three times the gdp in this nation i promise you'd be in and this is going to be a contributing factor a major contributing factor that's how i feel about china i agree thank you well now real quick like i said before people are gonna get on there and they're gonna if they're listening they're gonna be like they're gonna tear my mouth apart but it's true lindsay says she's kind of proud of your math skills right now good job you got kudos brother i just know how to google really well that's all i don't even get it twisted math is my sword yeah that's why i have uh smart sheets and uh excel spreadsheets for all that [ __ ] to do all the forms of excel is like a foreign language to me and i got to use it every day oh did i need dude i need to show you i need to introduce you to smartsheets it will make it'll blow excel out of the [ __ ] water i hate excel any of y'all people out there that need some uh need to move into the 21st century or uh work for somebody that needs to move in the 21st century talk to me i can hook you up and tell you how to use sheets and make everything automated so you ain't gotta type in a single number ever again ever sorry on an unrelated note ever so yeah going back to the china thing um sorry i'm done honestly i think that like oh god so did you hear that they're trying to buy um a chinese company is trying to buy i forget how many thousands of acres china in texas out in west texas or south south south or west i thought it was gonna be south yeah it was like southwest it was i thought it was out uh well out by uh laughlin so that's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah by laughlin so that's what's that's close to the rio grande southwest of here from where we're at yeah it's rio grande yeah so anyway um it's uh west of these nuts so they wanted to uh basically buy a whole bunch of property and of course it's right by the laughlin air force base and um they want to build this wind farm and do all this other crap and basically they want to be able to have full access to fly uh dignitaries in and out and uh basically have little to no security because they're gonna buy so much land that how the how are we gonna know anything that's going on diplomatic immunity yes and so that being said i just say you know what screw china let's just boycott everything i learned that in high school and uh everything from here on out needs to be made somewhere else other than china because we're giving them the power we've given them the power no no no we were all we were actually in the process of taking the power away from them there's one thing that i can say it was good out of the last four years is we were coming out of not we weren't all the way out but we are on our way out of china's pocket yeah i'm not a fan of the entire presidency i've been very outspoken as far as that's concerned but as far as getting out of china's pocket that is a major concern in rao we are deeper than we were before he got in there oh my god ultimately that was the main reason why i voted to it for him originally was because i knew how much he hated china he was always adamant well he just hated business practices yeah it's not necessarily that he just straight up hated him no no yeah he's just like other competitors he said yeah sorry go ahead my fault no no i mean uh that's the whole main reason why you know i voted for him originally was because of that and did you vote for trump originally all right the first [ __ ] time not the second time i learned okay listen i was just asking i'm sorry okay and i gotta give lindsay a shout out hey babe love you i'm thinking about you i miss you on air oh it's like super official now oh somebody was in the doghouse before oh no man oh i got her some beautiful flowers man it's all good man yeah that was really heartfelt okay now oh [ __ ] okay uh what's next uh us news we did local oh yeah dmx oh i know man that hurts dmx on life support hospitalized after heart attack rough riders no matter what age i get to or how many millions of dollars i got i can't stop doing drugs didn't they say didn't they say that uh he was in a vegetarian state now yeah i have not heard the latest bad to yeah like he's he's on life support first they said it was a drug related thing and now they're just saying it's a heart attack so it's kind of yeah he's very welcome you know he's been uh he's been in and out of rehabs and dope he's been he's been all kinds of stuff for years man man he was one of those guys that when he put that album out i just thought like i was like man this guy's waiting didn't he see did he do uh when he was like on fire man yeah it was like everything he did was fire what were you even was acting i mean he didn't oh yeah well he was like i mean he did a couple stephen seagals stuff and they were he did one with jet li too it was yeah did he uh didn't he do something with aerosmith too or no aerosmith yeah walk this way dude well that's gonna be run dmc but yeah i got that that's way different okay i was wrong my bad but hey yeah lisa at least you know dmx was the one that was like you hear sometimes at sport events like stop drop shut them down open up shop oh whoa that's how rough riders roll okay next thing so anyways but it sounds better either way so they're ever like you see that was like the most badass music video like he's riding through the streets of [ __ ] i'm like yeah cause i used to be a big you know everything he did for about three to four years and then the problem is man is because i heard some of his stuff he did afterwards too he man i'm you know i can't quote on the man's life because you know he's famous and i'm not and he made millions of dollars and i didn't but the duke couldn't have put down the pipe from what i understand yeah like i see a lot of the rappers and you know apparently t.i and him were going to be doing something recently uh ti said something about him but uh i mean i see a lot of people reaching out because you know it's always hard to you know lose somebody especially in a game that continuously lose people from od and getting shot and stuff yeah and things of that sort but i mean you know this was you know if he didn't slow down this was coming yeah look how young mac miller was and he was [ __ ] with that uh coding [ __ ] and he died of i don't know what respiratory failure or something like that but dmx you don't put down the pipe eventually it's going to [ __ ] you up i mean and then again you see some of them crackheads on the street and you're like how the [ __ ] is the [ __ ] right that's true but yeah anyways it's kind of like when that dude stole the ambulance i was asking devin hey where's he at because i wanted to go get all the morphine out of the uh ambulance or all the finger you know so that's a whole another conversation yeah morphine and finnegan together is good no no no no stop that no i'm telling you it is i'm just talking today's public service yeah do not do this together together this guy no mine was in the hospital had a kidney stone i have an excuse i think i needed the more well yeah i mean i had i had my cardiac stuff and so i mean they had to give me with the uh um with the um anesthesia i mean they have to give me phenogram fenugren works offering doesn't for nausea and then they give me morphine to or ativan to calm me down you ought to mix it all up mix all of them up and man i'll tell you what you feel [ __ ] good and he's over here fidget spinning a [ __ ] battery i'm like it helps me listen man like i just i'm at work okay what did i just say we were talking about mixing them together and like mixing what when you had the cardiac uh something about did it go in your iv is that why yeah it went into the iv is that why you had your wrist up because you were like it looked like this yeah they they went right here okay right there okay yeah but when they did that when they did uh yeah i know but it is but when they did the uh the the cardiac catheterization i mean you know they went somewhere else oh catherine's man yeah so yeah your pp mine was very okay no it wasn't well i did have to use the bathroom the surgery they wouldn't let me go for six hours no seriously i i right now i'm sharing a moment with you go ahead so i that i went through the surgery when they had the kidney stone so when i when i got diagnosed with it he said where it's at right now it's by my like the third time it caused me like major pain it's like well you know where it was at it was like a six lane highway now you're down to one lane highway you're trying to push a truck through it mack truck that's how he put it he was trying to push my truck through and i was like thanks appreciate it anyways i had one last final like pain attack or whatever and that was me i guess trying to get it into my urethra and trying to pee it out it wouldn't happen and went the er they put me to sleep knocked me out and they went up with a a laser and they played star wars inside my bladder the [ __ ] with the [ __ ] stones pulled it out in pieces i can picture that right i asked the doctor i asked the doctor like yeah the family guy one when like he's in his testicles shooting sperm and [ __ ] like but anyways i digress but yeah so they went up there lasered it or something and they pull it out they kept it in a test tube and everything and the doctor was like new recovery will be fine this and that and of course i didn't eat or drink anything 24 hours but my bladder [ __ ] um this was at 20 years old so i'm sitting there i'm waking up like out of surgery and [ __ ] looking around and like next thing you know my [ __ ] like my dick is hurting and like i gotta pee this is i gotta pee my bladder's full i'm like ma'am and she's sitting in the little i'm in the recovery room and she's like i was like i gotta go to the bathroom we gotta go the bathroom and she's like oh no sir you gotta you know you gotta calm down you know it's just irritation from the surgeon i was like no you don't understand i got a pee of course she tried to remind me i didn't have anything to eat or drink and i was like no you understand i've got to go now please please and she goes son i was like i'm not your [ __ ] son i gotta go to the bathroom because of this lady let me go get the doctors and that as soon as she walked out the door man i'll be damned if i didn't get out of the [ __ ] bed grabbed my gown and my [ __ ] iv and trucked it to the bathroom granted i did piss blood but i had to [ __ ] pee yeah i told them [ __ ] something's floating around in there because i gotta [ __ ] go and so yeah so no i totally under six hours i didn't let her wait i got angry yeah well they end up they end up giving me the catheter and everything so damn so it ended up coming out anyways yeah okay hey that [ __ ] that hurt man it really did i've heard terrible things about when they pulled it out they're like one two okay when i count to three and we pull it out and then like right before they get three yeah like in three because i had that because i had asked for more because i want to be kind of you know floating a little bit you know that was my first i mean i wanted to be floating or give me some adivan or something that you know i can't you know what i'm saying i was just like i agree i was i was talking about lindsay the other night about it and i was like so when i first when i got admitted to the hospital they gave me a shot of morphine and i was the first like you know i've had i've taken oxycontins and things like that and like experimentation you know but that was the first time i ever have actual morphine and the nurse comes in and i had a friends there they were there visiting too because my dad lived out like sulphur springs and i was by myself and a nurse comes in and she had like a halo like she was glowing and [ __ ] i was like this is the most amazing [ __ ] drug ever yeah and i was like you know what i you know i hate to say but i understand like not that i would do it but i understand like why heroin addicts get addicted man this like she came in i was like you're the nicest lady ever and then i had the i've come i went and had the best nap i think i'd ever had oh yeah our life the most people sleep oh my god but saying yeah if you and and if you have the if you have um well god forbid if you do have it i mean even i mean when i had my last um catheterization in uh was it november or december or whatever the car the cardiac we don't keep track i'm the worst person well time when it comes to sticking things up the urethra sometimes no damn good no they don't go that way oh oh no really no they don't go that way so anyway they they went through the left uh the left artery of the groin and when they went up they gave me uh ben and all fentanyl yeah with michael jackson [ __ ] no deed on i know what that [ __ ] is this was proper uh i'm sure he had fentanyl somewhere in there sure that was a good cocktail he's going to strangle you yeah that's not cool man uh uh i had that and then uh i had a finnegan and then i had morphine i mean i had all three of them put in at the same time that's a suicide cocktail yeah well it was like a really good [ __ ] time it was and it does like we don't know what i mean i'm sorry it does not that sounds terrible that's terrible well getting the drug was cool and then we're about to get yanked off there and then getting ending getting the uh getting the shop for a lot of cane really sucked you know what i'm saying for the local uh the local anesthesia or local aesthetic okay yeah i could i can yeah and then uh after that i woke up in my room so and i literally felt i literally felt felt it going in the cat the catheter going in and then after i felt that a little bit i didn't feel nothing else oh jesus but you know what it's all clear give me an epidural i'm good i'm i never want to have like no you don't yeah i think the worst worst surgery i've ever had this time it was pretty rough that uh achilles rupture oh yeah oh and that was one of those things like i literally felt that morphine just slowly oh it takes over your body really really where did where did they injected it i think it was in my iv so so that's it so that's how i felt it like feel it so you feel it go up the arm and you're just like beautiful and then here's how it gets halfway across your face and as soon as it takes over the rest of your face like because you feel it right here yeah as soon as it gets across your face the rest of your body instantly is like yeah hey guess what guys guess guess what guys we have a paramedic here to to to give us you know oh yeah give us samples hey come on in come on in this is pedro yeah no doubt [ __ ] all right i think that's enough of drug talking i know right how the hell did we get this i don't know dmx dmx yeah right yeah that we were just talking about that the other day like the people that just purposely tried to injure themselves so that they can get drugs so stuff like that uh so somebody very close to me uh-huh uh her one of her people that is in her past um and this is not anybody that this is not anybody that you would know um uh his mother and i met her um at a difficult time um and unfortunately his mother passed a while a while ago and this is somebody in my family that has experienced this somewhere along the lines and i'm not going to go into who because it's not everybody's business but right i did this person this individual's mother would injure herself to get like pills like when when i came around when i came out there i don't remember how old i was but i came out there where this was and it was another state and his mom like was like hey you know i'm cool this and that i can get you this and that and i was like i was young at the time and the person that i'm talking about was even younger than me so that's why i said like it's family type stuff and i was like no you know you're cool but you're cool but she ended up yeah she ended up like uh respiratory failure or something like that along was it related it was yeah because it was drug related i believe but you know and like i said keeping it very ominous i'm keeping it very ominous because like it's it's name shouldn't be named so no no worries yeah we're not trying to call people out but we oh no no if and other people can learn from the experiences yeah you don't necessarily need names and stuff like that it's not right i learned that i'm here for a good time not a long time all right on that note i gotta i gotta use the little boy's room i'll be right back all right little boys this is gonna be a regular thing just so everybody remember the white white band hey speaking of the little boy's room um oh my god no well this is actually kind of funny so uh last podcast or maybe the podcast before i had mentioned about the amazon and the drivers having to pee in their um you know in a cup or whatever in order to make their quota and to you know deliver on time and that sort of thing so anyway long story short amazon apologizes um for a tweet denying some workers urinating in bottles so really backtrack amazon uh said that they uh they never uh made their you know employees uh pee in bottles blah blah and that was just a you know a hoax or whatever but then all of a sudden all of these employees started coming out saying uh yeah i'm one of the guys and this is the reason why yeah you know because of being out on like we said in the podcast like you know being out on these um rural areas where there's not any restrooms there's no stores no anything to stop to go to the bathroom yeah but there's grass and dirt and all that out in the field well you're assuming it's a guy what if it's a girl they can do the same thing yeah yeah you know it's a indecent exposure if you pee in public oh god yeah thanks hey you know what that was uh and he's back yeah he's back yeah but i mean he pulled the same thing i did i know right yeah and i haven't hit i haven't no i'm proud you guys thing with my bill in my head i was like that's loud yeah it was like you're taking it was like you're taking the drug cocktail you know i don't know man that one you're described as a little potent man no no no if they do it just right i'm telling you it's good he's like if you do it's the little bump of yay just give it a little no it's okay i mean it's it's a good one you know so yeah so have you ever been on a job site or been working where you're like can't get to a restroom then what do you do it's on the side of an airplane i want to hear it i know you've got a story i know you got it there's this one time i know you got a story patrick not doing it why don't you why don't you enlighten me okay this is what i did one time all right tell me let's hear okay i was a and i had to use the bathroom really really really bad and so what i did was i parked i parked my truck right at the gate hauled ass in as quick as i can plane was coming down the j line hauled ass as quick as i can went to the bathroom walked back and then i did my flight that wasn't that exciting you asked me what i did and that's what i did about you andy have you ever had an experience with your work and you're just like but i mean you know i i i know it was an experience some people had party ones it was a what it was an experience at my bachelor party and this and mario if you're listening man you need to come up with this photo dude oh wait there's a photo yeah so oh yeah we were it was my bachelor party a while back and um we're all in camp and i don't even remember where it was it's like in the middle of far far north denton maybe something like that and there's this little peninsula that came out a peninsula that came out into like a creek thing and there was one morning like the morning after we we spent the night out there camping and there's a whole other story behind that one but we'll get into that another time remind me to tell you about that time it was it was pretty crazy so um it involves an ak-47 that's what i think it's this that means it must have been you yeah yes it did you need to write like some time we should bring that up because it's very entertaining well we have microphones but but the next morning the next morning like i had to go to the bathroom and and the only thing was a bucket and they had this like toilet seat that went around the bucket and the thing and that and next thing you know i'm on the wait was this a home depot bucket or was that remember dude because you know there's a height difference between i was pretty hung over the next morning okay guys that's the so i'm on this peninsula with this toilet seat bucket and and little did i know apparently mario was snapping like and he had a nice camera not not twenty four hundred dollars but definitely like the six seven eight hundred dollar range camera and he apparently he snapped like 15 to 30 photos of me taking a dump right there and i have no clue and apparently this has gone on record somewhere and yet it has yet to surface and i'm just waiting for him to call me up one day and be like hey you remember that time you're pooping on the peninsula it's got a nice ring to it i feel like that's going to be the title right that's my uh that's my first album that's my first play right now mark the time stamp on this this is gonna be uh open on the peninsula peninsula next dmx album yeah uh be on the lookout nowhere to go don't you even know okay oh my god's a bucket so [ __ ] it i feel like that's better okay so florida crews are pumping wastewater into tampa bay to avoid a full reservoir breach yeah it's your people i'm glad i'm not there what what is going on here full reservoir breach well well desantis says it's not radioactive like other usa is it nuclear well that's the thing is well the center set is not it's not radioactive okay it's a uh imminent breach on the dam damn oh but yeah look at this stuff that's coming out of it that looks pretty it looks yeah is anybody else seeing this or is that just us no no no no everybody is seen so so so let me put it to so devon just put on this this video that was a pipe gushing and the color of the fluid that's coming out of this like i'd probably go to the doctor and get a penicillin shot if this was coming out of me i'm just gonna paint you like that what color is pretty much you can't see it it's like fluorescent green it's like really yeah yeah post penile drip oh my god my bad okay but yeah no this is pretty awesome like i'm surprised this is getting dumped into there you go now you all can see it so it's gonna okay yeah i'll show you that absolutely that looks radioactive yeah it does i mean do we know what radioactive looks like have you have we ever been near radioactive water i mean i did watch the hbo special in chernobyl so i guess i could say i'm an expert oh that happened in 86 i know i was six years old me too i was in high school this [ __ ] that was my senior yeah so here's the weird thing so to me i'm like first thought was why the [ __ ] do they have reservoirs storing radioactive water first of all like could they not think of better is that really what's going on is it is it radioactive water i mean is it is this water from is this waste from uh waste water from yeah i think it's wasted yeah it's waste water um i mean i know they have water to keep the cook they from my former phosphate plant so apparently i guess there was a phosphate plant i'm like y'all just decided because here's the thing i'm thinking about in my head okay how evaporation works right so it absorbs the moisture it goes into the air forms clouds seeds so what kind of [ __ ] rain and [ __ ] are they going to be having around there like cars melt and [ __ ] you know i mean it's like [ __ ] like this goes on in the environment and they wonder how the democrats got in [ __ ] office obviously because we're mental retardation [ __ ] [ __ ] i sorry stop that [ __ ] patrick's the look could kill like he shot laser beams out of his eyes like they wonder what people are getting those laser beams in your urethra yeah well this is a [ __ ] patrick i wonder why we're getting dumber and dumber man they're dumping [ __ ] in our [ __ ] wall oh yeah you gotta think about it okay how where's the water that comes into this house where's that water at lake dallas yeah from a water treatment plant okay but that's my thing is it's a water i know plant they treat the [ __ ] water i know that why are they not [ __ ] treating this they're just sitting in a [ __ ] cesspool like that's that's where i have a [ __ ] it was a pond you know what you know what it is it's [ __ ] florida can you so you just wait it was a pawn no wonder all the weird [ __ ] happens [ __ ] right there there's the [ __ ] answer say what you want dudes you say all you want but they're like a it's like it's like that's like texas with beaches just smaller texas beaches they got the same [ __ ] you attitude that we do florida is america's dick in texas is the ball set look at it you know what's saying like if you look at it it's just the tip texas is the nuts in florida is the dick wow you heard it here first see on this podcast you never know what the [ __ ] happened okay and weather and this is why you tuned in on monday nights this is this is to get to work week ready okay yeah it says behave y'all i am behaving what are you talking about it's all good don't you know what tell your friends about this show man we're gonna get more people listening we gotta get a audience oh we will don't worry this is like episode 14 i'm like come on and we've already hit 99 percent on uh google uh godaddy's google google's not only that his websites go down ghost daddy those had the best commercials oh yeah yes they did yeah back in the day i haven't watched one and god knows how long well yeah they kind of even even danica patrick looked good in it i mean it was like interesting yeah they kind of didn't she quit yeah they flew under the raid like after that happened it i thought i thought well she quit indie race and went to nascar i know that i don't know if she's racist no i think i i think she retired from nascar too let's ask danica patrick jr uh kayla aka kayla kayla do you know kayla kayla is uh danica patrick jr because she drives like a bat out of [ __ ] hell hey hey i've totally and did look coming from this guy i know that's why we came along i understand the struggle both y'all i get it like that peddles me they're to be pushed to the floor why else would there be a floor if there wasn't a floor we'd probably push it further am i right exactly okay right that's why two of my vehicles had to work and i bet you i bet you lindsay can vouch for that hey lindsey do i drive fast does anybody drive fast we'll find out about five she's gonna see if she's listening let's let's always see if she's listening i'm probably not listening oh you can ask my co-workers if i drive fast too but i don't know if anybody's actually listening tonight let's see she quit after wrecking 2018. see i knew kayla would come through with the answer yeah who quit that's my girl right there yeah and she uh danica she quit after her wreck i didn't even know she had a wreck she had it i think she had a wreck oh so when she got to the best car she had a wreck and then apparently i guess that was it huh that's all she wrote she said like an idiot fast no with emoji with curse words no it's not like an idiot i'm i'm very very tactful in how i drive as a matter of fact i got to replace my rotors because i'm so good at breaking yeah but sometimes you gotta you gotta slow down really fast sometimes it heats them up yeah that's uh that's kayla's excuse too i do i do i am pretty right check that one out wanna wanna become famous by followers yeah let's do that yeah let's do it ry gunner one two three four five nine i'm sure that's not a fake name yeah let's do it oh so yeah i was gonna say i was like who's coming in that you are not a race car driver sir yeah i am are you kidding me i missed my calling if i knew how to work on cars which i kind of do now i i replaced the valve covers on lindsay's car this weekend nice with her dad with her dad's help i'll tell you the truth if i didn't have a second pair of hands or he did oh i wouldn't have done that by myself it was a pain in the picking of cars and now that i have you here no i can finally announce the 300 zx will be sold as of tomorrow did somebody here did somebody hear our plight at night somebody uh with the tune of like 200 [ __ ] people blew my [ __ ] up on messenger and we did i mean we did talk about it i had you listed out i was like this i had over 150 to 200 responses make that money make that [ __ ] money to the point where i actually had to uh send a bulk email or message to all of them saying hey look i can't respond to each one of you uh individually and this guy's like hey i'm gonna show up at your house tomorrow uh 10 a.m with a tow truck is it going throwing the car on there who said that is that out there and it's gone no it's still there okay tomorrow it's still there like tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow yeah so tomorrow they're bringing a flatbed in their tow truck and they're gonna put it on the tow truck and i'm gonna hand them the title and she'll be gone how many rides we're gonna see underneath it none we got the rat killer over here somewhere where she where's she at where she is you know you know you can claim that an insurance right what's that gets in there make a mess i can't tell you how many times we had to get electrical repairs and rats eat the crap out of the wiring on cars dude well you know what uh so crazy story about rats um so i hid poison uh underneath the refrigerator that's out in the garage um hid some a couple other places i thought you said that or i thought that you were going to stay inside the house well and that's where i was going to go next oh god so when we had the the flooding incident obviously you had to cut holes in the the ceiling downstairs well when we cut these big ginormous eight-foot sections of the ceiling rat [ __ ] came down with it yeah so we're like yeah covered in drywall dust and ratchet are you wearing masks bro like i seriously like it was burning at least i used to i was like coughing and yeah i was bad like [ __ ] it just breathe in the cancer right and then the crazy part was about less than a foot from the section of drywall we cut um was a like dehydrated rat that apparently i guess chewed one of the poisons that i have throughout the house and apparently just got up in between and that's nasty that's very big of you to admit on the air devon i need to get a rat in your walls i need to i respect you jesus wait a minute you got a bag of cheese in the box with jesus why do you have it yeah why do you have a bag by the way devon if you haven't had extra toasty cheese it's you don't know what you're missing these are the freaking good they're the [ __ ] [ __ ] they make boxes of them now hell yeah like so that use when i used to eat cheez-its as a kid that would be my treasure when i came across one that was like extra like toasty and was so good you weren't a couple yeah you know what [ __ ] it and then a couple years ago somebody told me they're like you know uh somebody had it at work and i was like [ __ ] extra toasty no [ __ ] and man all i need him to make now is an extra toasty tabasco then i'll be set what oh hell cheez-its if you're listening jesus hey i didn't have somebody i had tabasco on here yeah yeah i had tabasco on here we could put tabasco on this dude they have a tabasco flavor but they don't have an extra toasty tabasco flavor i know but we could we could like look copyright what time is it copyright april april 5th april 5th april 5th 908pm this is an exclusive and uh 908 pm cheez-its make a tabasco extra toasty version and we get credit work right i better get at least two years supply of that [ __ ] for free and then we want ten percent of only one salt oh yeah that's good you know what i'll take the cheez-its it's cool i'll talk about the cheese it's i'm sure somebody else will if we if you know if you guys make enough money somebody will approach me with another deal this this is a very good subject that i want to so everybody can hear us eat on there now y'all some louder [ __ ] yummy anyways what is the subject devin so there was a place that i opened that is uh relatively close and i want to know what y'all's thoughts are on this um and i told him that i recommended an item that he should have add to the menu and it was something that i used to eat all the time mind you this was like a barbecue joint very live venue very huge big gigantic place whatever yes oh i thought you you were you were enthralling me in the story okay and so uh i ended up leaving um the company um because i got a you know daytime like big boy job as they call it um and then i come to find out that they put my item that i used to order all the time the one that i used to tell them that he needs to put on there on the menu and not only that get this it's the best seller um is this the is this up north you could be and you ran it and is it up north i thought it was uh like kind of south a little bit no it's north you were there you were there for a little while right yeah it was the eleventh restaurant uh that i've opened and then um open up a hill it started with a um yep and like it's like a bee's nest okay i know where you're going cool oh i thought you were gonna say something else yeah and that kind of like i was at first i was kind of like oh my god look that's awesome but then at the same time he named it the the name of the place salad and i'm like going i'm like i feel like the ua need to give me proceeds because part of the reason why i left was because uh he owed me a lot of money that you know what i mean so then it was like it kind of like rubbed salt on the wound you know what i mean it kind of like the reason why i left you was because you didn't pay me and then you have the audacity to take my idea and something and then profit off it and not only that being your best seller and then on top of that you're going to name it after you when you didn't come up with it it wasn't your idea are you going to battle them in court for this salad i don't know it would be interesting if you if if i have any lawyers that are interested you've seen it you know what i feel you have a case man i say go for it otherwise don't waste your money you know what the the attorney i'm just saying if anybody like was in the same situation how would you feel you should go drop your balls in the salad that's how i felt let me give you a taste of devon let me tell you salad there's a taste of home salad i'm gonna give you somebody why do they call it a bag salad oh he's nuts tea bag that's kind of like uh y'all y'all ever see uh that one movie uh slimming salmon yes that movie yeah i remember um waiting and waiting two with ryan reynolds yeah so slam and salmon was similar to that whatever [ __ ] was hold on was ryan reynolds in part two also no no no he was only in the thing that was a little that was a less known class not everybody's scene waiting that's a classic classic man that's one of the best especially in their service industry it's one of the best movies ever because it was that way and the fact that they had like that badass cast like i was like well i was i was also friends with some servers growing up too through my 20s and and they would like some of their parties were really like that dude it was like oh yeah but wow you guys are wild out yeah the parties were uh out of control the service industry that's for sure and that was the worst part it's because you get off work and the first thing you want to do is drink it's kind of like in the airline business too believe me yeah it's like the minute you get out you're like okay where are we drinking because i gotta [ __ ] have some alcohol deal with these hey man more power to everybody that works in the service industry that's the first thing a plot crew says where's the bar yeah it's like but i couldn't wrap my head around okay so you just made all your money and now you're gonna give it back to somebody else yeah it's kind of like an oxymoron okay you just made all this money in the service industry but you're about to give it to another bartender yeah and i think that's what they do they just they like take care of each other let me give you a ten dollar tip on one drink because i know the struggle bro oh [ __ ] i'm broke and now this [ __ ] [ __ ] yep no dude like real talk though service industry like i respect those that really put effort into their craft yeah but customer service is taking a [ __ ] bro oh man customers service and that's what's that's what's even harder when you work here comes the karen and andy everybody that's in the service industry right now is like shut down [ __ ] up andy it's just like not even normal service like it's gotten to the point where i will over tip for normal service because it's such a rare thing and i mean normal service like i'll pay 25 for somebody that like has a conversation yeah other than like you know like somebody that walks past us like we get our appetizer they didn't bring it out and then they walked past this three times and don't even ask how the appetizer is and then we're still we're i want another drink guess what i didn't get my next drink and then guess what you make me want to steal some knowledge in some people so go ahead go ahead the manager the manager brings out my meal and then the the guy doesn't come back by to see if the meal is okay and by this time i'm like god i just want another drink and then he finally comes back and and this is at half capacity like in our areas that is not even that that busy and i'm like i'm quiet i don't [ __ ] i don't say nothing and then finally he's like can i get you a drink like yes i would love another drink 25 minutes later and this was the manager taking care of him right now oh okay this is the i didn't ask for the manager like i let it slide i let it roll i tipped him 15 percent man and left a very like not even aggressive note like hey we would have stayed longer we really liked this place we wanted another drink but we felt like we weren't important that's exactly what we said that was it i still tipped him i don't ever not tip i don't do that yeah people have to make a living well see that and that's the thing so as a manager and i actually had having opened up 12 different restaurants um when i see that granted you never know what's going on in that service life blah blah blah but at the same time you're kind of doing a disservice if you don't go to the manager because the manager is not aware of this situation and it's not that you want to make it we live in a society that has made it to where i'm a cairn if i ask for the manager i know you can tell me that you're right exactly right how can they improve if the manager doesn't know exactly you're exactly right it's it and you don't have to be a dick you can give positive feedback right well harsh feedback will be destructive versus destructive i've had this conversation today but but you know you can be you can be honest with you can be honest no comment you can be honest without being brutally honest right right it it you can have a tough conversation with that but the thing is it's like nowadays it if you get a manager you're automatically no matter even if you're just like hey this is what happened yeah like a good example is a hotel i stayed at uh on the way out to on the way out to colorado um and i'm going to do this as quick as possible my first room tv didn't work okay moved it moved us to a second room no no go ahead because i haven't it's a kid it's a kid working now granted my mom could have picked a hotel an hour hour further drive and but bless my mom she paid for it so no complaints there whatsoever can't [ __ ] yeah right whatsoever good you know nothing on that move is still in the room um toilet didn't flush um yeah i can i'm not i can't put too much business out of there but the toilet not flushing was uh a very big issue with for reasons yeah and so and so i had to go down there and say hey did it i got called down to to the front desk and i got hung up on twice like i heard him pick up the phone click and i was like yeah you know let it go and then i'll probably no dude that's just it like i would have been down there like i wasn't i wasn't even mad till i got hung up the second time i wasn't even upset i was like you know what it is what it is we've had a long drive i'm not even gonna trip i can't i i'm too tired to deal with this hung up on the second time i'm all right i'm just going to go downstairs and i go in there and it's the kid he's on the phone this night he answered the phone and i was like i need to talk to you when you're done all right told me to talk to you when you're done and the kid's like 20 21 only kid on duty friday night oh [ __ ] and i'm like look man i was like i'm gonna be honest with you i was like the toilet the toilet well this is clayton new mexico populates like you literally it doesn't matter they're all you literally could drive no you could literally could drive through this town spit and be out of the town yeah okay it was that it was that short so and so i didn't go off on him i looked at him i was like did you just hang up on me twice man i was like be honest you're the only one here you can't go that guy did it like i know and i wasn't like did you just [ __ ] hang it no i just i asked him i was like be honest with me you just hang up on me and he said yeah yes sir i did and i was like i was like man let me get your manager on the phone then i was like yeah and so the manager gets on the phone and the manager's got a manager's got to drive there because it's so small and you know so manager drives her well by this time the reason we needed the bathroom took precedence over over waiting for the bathroom and so certain parties related to me were embarrassed extremely embarrassed and so i was like i want i'm gonna want you to give my so-and-so who paid for this room a discount and obviously we talked about so and and they gave us they because we got it on a discount already and then they gave us the single single bed single uh bed rate single king bed or something like instead of a double queen right it was like initially okay i get it if we were paid full price for the room we paid they gave us did we break it down what was actually paid they only gave us 20 bucks off the room 21 oh yeah wow and so i said i told her i told her i was like you know what i i will take it i will take it but i understand some a member of my family was embarrassed tonight i'm not happy with it but i will take it she's like you know and she's like well i'll talk to you in the morning this and that because i'll talk to management and and owners and whatnot so i talked to her the next morning then the the she was the assistant manager the manager said no we were giving them a king size right and i was like you know you guys literally could have said 50 bucks for the night and i would have walked out of here no problem yeah i i was like that's literally like and that's what this show the thing is is like i when i i don't ever like i'm gonna [ __ ] call it [ __ ] this and that i like i'm gonna be a karen i look called the police but that's just it it doesn't matter the temperament anymore if you complain you're a karen that's all i get it i get it it's true and that's why we have this show no but to your point like uh you know i'm bj's what's being said on there check check the comment thread or was that from earlier yeah okay my bad yeah so um hey i keep an eye on it um yeah so a a certain place bj's um in denton area they god servers with the worst [ __ ] attitudes uh like just like what can i get you know just like just you could just tell by because is this dick's last resort i know i'm like you realize like we're [ __ ] paying right and like me and my parents both like we're all really [ __ ] good tippers because we worked in the [ __ ] industry but it's one time the service and everything was so bad that like i literally like i pulled the manager aside so hey just want to let you know this is the situation this is everything that happened and oh by the way i've you know i've opened up 11 different restaurants and if you need help you need to retrain these [ __ ] i'll come in here no i didn't really say it like that but i'm just like that's how i feel yeah that's how i felt kevin lay down and tell me how you feel let's talk about this can we explore this further but now to your point it's like it's so aggravating it's like yeah you have one [ __ ] job to do like really like you can't do that like god no and there are some but that's not every job man well anyway so get this so the last place i opened and this is kind of what like put the final nail in the coffin i got told i was too fast and i'm like i like i literally want to look at them like i need wait wait you want me to slow down see no y'all [ __ ] need to catch up yeah and then so you know what i did i was like all right i'll go i'll go their [ __ ] speed right then they're like um you need to speed up are you [ __ ] serious we went to rock and brew i told you this we went to rock and brew out in a colony and dude was like i mean he just had a conversation with us and like was personable and i tipped him 25 right off the top not even thinking about it because he was like attentive checked on our drinks food was [ __ ] phenomenal we got it within probably 15 minutes and now i know when a place is busy 20 to 30 minute ticket times happen i know yeah but if it's not busy if it's it should be two it should be 12 to 18 minute ticket times depending on what you order don't get me wrong so to your point this is what makes a good server so at the last place that i was at i actually wrote down the time that i put in the order so that i knew when i was going to table table that i could look at that time and go why the [ __ ] is the food not out and i literally went to the manager in the kitchen and i go see that [ __ ] that's the [ __ ] time that i put this order in it does not take 30 [ __ ] minutes to make something that takes two minutes where the [ __ ] is it i didn't i don't you know what how many times i won the argument how many times i wanted to fight with the kitchen and [ __ ] because i'm like i didn't [ __ ] up because the first thing they want to do is blame you the only reason i don't go too far is because of waiting 51 15. what he's about to hit the sixth time six time what you said [ __ ] six times oh that's it in one sentence oh okay i just i just the only reason the only reason well i just thought it would be cool to keep up with that the only reason i don't [ __ ] go overboard thank you is because you don't [ __ ] with people who who make your food right the only reason i don't i don't go way out of control but i mean like that's what so a good server or whatever they're [ __ ] jesus you shouldn't have broken your seal homie oh my god the headphones down there this time well clearly we know you don't have any stones in there can't hear them scream um oh yeah so they're god it's just so you know the good the flip side of things uh when i do go places um like kayla and i went to galveston we stayed at uh what is that the resort with the pyramids you know what's up moody gardens right oh my god that's outside that's like the that's all right off of 45 right before galveston in it yeah it's a phenomenal place whatever we had this girl um working at starbucks she literally jumped in front of us and was just like so much energy and just so much like just it was like the best experience you know what i mean yeah especially us driving all the way from here all the way down there and then like literally i pulled a hot wire like literally we had no hotel like we had an idea where we wanted to stay but once i got there i hot wired it dude i got this 300 [ __ ] dollar hotel room for like 100 bucks a night wow yeah and the moody gardens with all of the other uh um somebody did that stuff included if i'd like drove like from here yeah to pensacola which i don't ever want to do that again yeah but like i drove to pensacola and somebody jumps in front of me with all this energy and i just look at them so okay you need to calm down you got to take too much [ __ ] energy you need to calm down all i want to do is just check in and go to sleep well no she was in the starbucks so it was like we had already put our bags oh so she said a few expressions right she's clearly like i have 15 shots of espresso let's go but no she like she literally jumped in front of us and she like sang to us and everything i was like damn i was like [ __ ] i want whatever the hell she's having right not to use a line from the linen story oh you totally spaced on that dude i literally just used the line from the [ __ ] movie i know i got i got it i got it no squirrel no i heard him go i was just wondering i was looking to see what he was doing no spray no spray no spray i don't do that no no no i got my nose break i don't know i'm indoors son of a okay it's allergy season gotta have my nail spray all right so what's one of the best experiences i was just talking about uh moody gardens uh we had i had this girl from starbucks like literally she jumped right in front of us and placement singing and like just dr pepper delicious all right i don't know best experience your mom's house i walked into this no um so does she do anyways let's get off of mom's because i just got off of yours damn it [ __ ] you i think she should tune in i think it would be rather interesting to see her in the comment section actually she'll be she would be driving over here your lady knows about your mom right yeah she doesn't what the [ __ ] no i hired her that's why she that's why she that's why she she knows right now she's probably laughing she's like the comment section would be [ __ ] up because she doesn't know what she's doing what the [ __ ] is this hey you know coverage over [ __ ] it over greg abbott it's true no longer a thing because and then she [ __ ] when she comes over here and i don't like have something for her to do i'm like how come you don't have anything for me to do damn it i was like wait you [ __ ] when i [ __ ] have [ __ ] for you to do it you [ __ ] when i don't like i i give up i can't win she's got to see this i would even show her myself so speaking of facebook what about it apparently a half a billion facebook users uh accounts got hacked i don't know if you heard it i don't know if it made the news i don't even know yeah it did i'm sure mine did too i don't really give a 32 million accounts in the united states 11 million in uk 6 million in india if you're listening and you got a new friend request from me it's probably not me i didn't request anybody and god knows how long and i'm really probably not going to unless you request me and that's if i know you yeah i'm kind of in the same if you're like a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend you can probably lmb look my balls in my situation is like if i don't know you um on my actual you know personal profile whatever then i'm not if i've never met you i've never done business with you then yeah well i'm not adding you now on the frustration page yeah if you listen to us we're adding you if you give a shout you you know you communicate you uh interact with us then yeah i'm gonna add just legit but if you're not interacting then uh go [ __ ] yourself it's the title of the show [ __ ] so whenever we're gonna start this uh fu uh crypto oh [ __ ] cryptocurrency cryptocurrency yeah fu we're gonna do every money we joked about it as april fools thing but then we actually got the ball rolling so uh we will soon have fu money and it will soon be a uh cryptocurrency on the market then we can do the uh where how does cryptocurrency get where does the gold standard for the cryptocurrency don't worry about it yeah don't worry about it is it like printing [ __ ] money because i keep hearing about these cryptocurrencies but who's backing these who's funding the cryptocurrency [ __ ] are they crypto [ __ ] they're the crypt that's true is the fcc going to come down on us no that's what's so beautiful about this fcc fcc is [ __ ] jokers did you hear that federal [ __ ] jokers do you hear that fcc what's that [ __ ] jokers nothing never mind forget it forget it what is going on but yes to uh make a we still have people listening yeah we do yeah we still got people listening we have people laughing everybody everybody say er everybody uh let's do a roll call say [ __ ] your mother come on if you're listening say hi say lick balls or lmb lick my balls that's good enough that way we know that you're actually an f.u hey you know what we'll go ahead and give you some cryptocurrency if you hit lmv right now and if you don't guess what you missed out you got 10 seconds 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 2 2 1 sorry lick my balls you just started you missed out and maybe we should do that you're not gonna get fu money you don't have it now you're never gonna [ __ ] get it maybe we should do giveaway sometimes we should i think we should we want your shirt i think we need to market this [ __ ] man we could pool and every monday night give away like a gift card or something like hold trivia or something like hey who licked balls the most and but no not seriously no like a real thing like something that somebody would know no but we do need to finish the t-shirts and all the merch okay so we can give away our first shirt there we go hey see what i'm saying yep okay do we have our first shirt yet we have a box of shirts downstairs we just don't have them printed yet you get you get uh one of one oh connection one of one you got you guys come up with a contest of course production that's one y'all oh lynn said sorry i'm late hello lol no b oh okay so i mean we can do my girl being a faithful listener on the next uh every monday night she's supporting y'all's upbringing that's awesome okay so on the next uh what you call it on the next uh make my balls cast what are we doing oh yeah podcast on the next my balls cast on the next podcast yeah the next one we can give we can give away a shirt this moment is brought to you by patrick excuse me very classy let's stay classy san diego yeah stay classy stay classy lake dallas yeah [ __ ] like that i feel like this is my new favorite this is like my new favorite time of the week yeah so stay classy tempo you know what my first time of the week favorite time of the week though is was that chilling with my girl chillin with your girl that's my first this is my second yeah it's been a yeah i've made it since i've chilled with mine it could explain a lot of animosity lindsay be kicking it lindsey be kicking it at my crib you know what i mean like that's cool she's like hey baby i'm like hey what's up yeah still haven't got to see this crib where is this [ __ ] crib we're going to do a remote podcast at 80 000. make sure you give me at least a week's head heads up because i got to clean that [ __ ] full of dog hair and we can't keep up with it so what do we need we could take this camera we could take your camera uh-huh or or we could just do a one-camera setup we could do it from my garage because that's where all my tools are or because we want to do a remote what are you doing you're doing a home improvement thing or what nah man i build speaker boxes and [ __ ] i'm custom audio car audio on this [ __ ] designs distraction designs i know the distraction design it's like you got one panel going this way and then all sudden there's one jutted off this direction because i don't know what the like i was like [ __ ] this this would be a good idea and then i never came back to the original idea they're all one-off designs you can't repeat it oh just like our t-shirts it's a one-off design old radio was like tune in uh tune in don't pay attention stay distracted because i'm about to start some deficit disorder nice did lindsay say something at one time yeah she said something put the bottle down babe shh there's people watching i haven't picked it up in like 20 minutes i know that's what i was like he's holding a microphone not a bottle yeah hold on hold on where's the bottle let's let's regulate yeah look it's still partial product placement look at all that's in there that's only like not very much four shots three shots in i mean if i would have known you yeah that i would have i would have got the either the godiva or the uh i gotta get down at the house i'm making i'm be making those reeses peanut butter cups that chocolate wine though is the [ __ ] with that chocolate why okay chocolate salty balls all right yeah that's something i digress yeah that sounds like kayla this is not where i'm gonna be getting my music career yeah okay so this has a consumer's choice 2020 sip awards yeah one two two awards oh three awards three awards innovation award ooh innovation double gold award and consumer's choice that's why it's so no wonder they [ __ ] jacked up the price i know this [ __ ] used to be 19 bucks i went in there tonight they're like 25 i was like what this is not [ __ ] crown special reserve what's this peanut butter i paid [ __ ] 18 for it two months ago you got some awards and you want to start charging right get some awards and act like you got some testicles attached bro they're like i like what is this is this is this little award thing a [ __ ] nut sack or something that's an additional five dollars that's exactly what that is we got balls now we're charging more you know what i've noticed that both you all talk about a lot of balls and a lot of dicks because what's up with that we still have ours it's a complex i mean hey us the cobra is pretty potent still so yeah never die be careful shooting in that right baby i heard season four was going to be uh pretty good yeah what is it coming out and sad what which one same time four of uh cobra kai yeah i don't watch it really i'm waiting for black widow to come out why are you waiting for black widow to come out because that means garlic yeah yeah oh scar joe yeah scarlet oh scarlett johansson huh yeah she's a pretty lady yeah she is yep classy she's classy what was she [ __ ] beats ass did you see did you see lucy yes i did that was a great freaking movie yes it was and she i mean she was perfect in it that's one of those ones that like not many people saw and i was like man i dig this movie it's a pretty freaking great movie starts eating what was the name of that drug she was eating uh i don't know i can't remember what it is no she didn't eat it or started leaking in her body and yeah and when she was on the plane she was like oh yeah yeah yeah eat the dope eat the dough the cops are coming wait what sorry i mean if you could actually do some of the [ __ ] that she did that would be great i'm telling you you know but then at the same time she lost a lot of emotion in doing that i don't want to lose all my emotion yeah i do i do get logic you know that's why never mind no when we get political again but anyways um feel free this is a uh no i do like but honestly i i'm a very emotionally driven character person whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it i'm very if i had to choose one word to describe me i'd say animated that's very accurate and a description of me would you not agree devin yeah i agree very animated yeah that's why i was like especially with your background and everything i was like man this he'd be awesome on the podcast because like you and like me like you never know what the hell we're going to talk about you never know where this [ __ ] conversation is going to deviate where it's going to go and how it's going to relate it's the 80d in both you i mean you know yeah hey sometimes it's uh you know sometimes a good thing sometimes it's bad things but i'll make it a strength either way because why that's right i can lick my balls so there it goes again enough of that none of that too many times all right yeah now we're gonna have a counter for that account for what for like my balls okay we got one for you for uh everything and what was it all the words you say everything i have not said that tonight yeah and no no i said that i know i'm proud of you like this is a whole new different patrick like who are you are you [ __ ] alien yep yep there you go there's four five and like you know six bucks over texas it's our new podcast no hey that's not bad it's not bad dude where are we going we don't give a [ __ ] right we don't give a [ __ ] yeah don't get [ __ ] uh so yeah so we want to get back to news i thought we already did all the news now we kind of bounced around i only have one last one story left this world news what is it it's the uh russia the one that i was talking about earlier one that i don't think a lot of people know about uh which in fact i was telling you about it and you're like you'll say what what the [ __ ] going on yeah um go ahead so russia is um basically building um a lot of military complexes in the arctic and on top of that they built i think seven or eight bases uh basically because the ice is melted and they found land and they are building airstrips in they're um occupying them and they're putting all this military type of insulation and one of which is like right next door to alaska but on top of that what makes this even more kind of like kind of like what china's doing down here yeah exactly it's like okay so we're uh getting inundated by russia oh dude i just thought of something china's south yep and russia's north yeah man they got us pinned they got us [ __ ] 10 ways from sunday sounds kind of kinky and you can't go to canada we can go to mexico but you can't go to canada because you'll be all mixed up in canada right now that [ __ ] so okay so i'm basically going to show you uh these are the strategic bases that are that alaska right there yes that is alaska alaska is up there in the corner look how close that is bro like look there's the base i'm sure you could probably piss on [ __ ] alaska from the maze i'd be i'd be scared to live there so anyway so yeah and then on top of that isn't sarah palin still there too yeah okay bye sarah i have some code yeah that might be why putin's there i have some co-workers he's trying to bang her bomb banger ball she was pretty at one time i mean oh maybe i don't know what she looks like yeah i don't either so the crazy thing is they're turning this into a trade route they've discovered that if they actually go this route which used to be through icebergs and this that and the other but they've actually have warming yeah there's no longer icebergs they're just passing right [ __ ] through yep and this used to be ice right here yep and then yeah pee-pee but look here's here's one of the cruise lines look at this they got an actual trade route right now okay that's a trade route don't call that a cruise liner though not cruise lines not living in a cruise line trade route sorry now has they figured out a way to go there instead of going through that canal that got stuck the other day you know yeah and it apparently it cuts a half the time on the trade on the right of course it does now they're opening up their econo economy because instead of traveling the long way now they just go and then they're there are they seeing where bu is online right now and it looks did we just show them this is a submarine where they obviously lit off the underground uh explosive some kind of probably something rather yeah as you can tell but yeah the uh spring is literally in the satellite um you know picture that i have on here i don't you know there's another another one of the bases they're uh building up it doesn't matter what country you're in what is global war going to do honestly what are you gonna do yeah everybody's gonna end up killing each other it's just [ __ ] you might as well get along or leave the earth like what are you gonna do i mean there's another base right here 2015 then it shows uh let's see hello hello how'd it get to 2020. come on you can do it was it 2020 the one that you just like did well or something but yeah anyway so this shows uh the the new missiles that they're shooting see how they they fly kind of under the radar um so they can't be detected so this is watch this here in a minute we're gonna hear a knock on this [ __ ] secret service and [ __ ] this is some of their uh airplanes that they have on the uh some of the bases they ain't worried about us if this is public knowledge they ain't worried about us no man i'm just saying and that's the thing that that's the main reason why i was putting this on here because i'm like this is a a lot of information there's a lot of [ __ ] a lot of [ __ ] happening and this is very thorough so that's kind of why i was like um yeah we need to talk about this because last time we talked about the stuff that was going on north korea it finally hit the news then when we talked about the ballistics that was going on in russia and ukraine then that hit the news and then now this and i think this is starting to hit all the news organizations as well so i think people are starting to finally [ __ ] pay attention yeah but they're almost i mean everybody almost thinks that you know it's all fake news anyway you you saw yourselves you saw what happened he saw what putin was voted as right again oh what sexiest most sexiest man in russia oh my god they got a picture of him on a [ __ ] lawn chair or something with a shirt off dude man bod and stuff and they're like sucks you're spinning rush like yeah you're just saying that because you had a russian accent and she was like you very nice teeth you'll talk like this you know you talk like this you have very nice day have a nice day you come to me i tell you like these yeah you sound pretty uh yeah pretty much like a russian oh i see willow where they hit the back she's just kicking it oh she's chillin oh she decided to come back in there she is hi baby girl stubborn little husky oh my god you should have seen how much hair comes off stubborn dog in your entire life besides the malamute they're both strong-willed yeah they don't listen they do what they want they lay where they want and then they look at you like you're a dumbass when you call them very similar to cat but way cooler oh this morning it was so funny so i woke up and then she did she realized like patrick might have been sleeping so she did a there's like this little low pitch i was like i should have [ __ ] recorded it i was like oh you're being considerate but you're still being an [ __ ] yeah but you're being a considerate [ __ ] that's a husky it was the funniest [ __ ] like i don't want to wake you up yes wake up please oh yeah and then i was laying there and she like put her paw on my shoulder and then the second time she put her paw right on my [ __ ] face and i don't know if you notice or not but like uh huskies have their paws smell like cheetos no [ __ ] they're all their paws actually a lot of dogs paws smell like that believe it or not they smell like cheetos or doritos or no um uh cheetos or fritos oh okay yeah fritos it's also there's the other one that they chase they smell like it's crazy but yeah so like i woke up to the smell of [ __ ] cheetos like what the [ __ ] this dog what talking about the virus i ain't getting vaccinated kiss my booty hey i got the first uh i ain't doing it first vaccination you ain't doing it you can't convince me if you if enough of you [ __ ] get the vaccine why do i need it well there you go i guess that's one yeah so the majority of people around me have gotten it so guess what you're not breathing the disease on me so i'm cool and guess what i already had it antibodies [ __ ] i still wear my mask but i still wear my mask i do i do well i wear mine too so just like the experts predicted coronavirus cases are ticking back up around the world india has recorded its highest number of covet 19 cases in a single day since the pandemic began with more than 100 000 confirmed infections yesterday south korea's health leaders are warning of another surge after the country recorded more than 500 new cases for the fifth straight day in europe okay so they're going down third wave of hospitalizations and deaths has already arrived coveted 19 variants are mostly to blame for the new rises but as the u.s officials have warned lacks safety measures are giving these variants even more strength now with um now we have even more to worry about like how long coronavirus vaccines may actually protect people come on hold on going into hold on going into what andy's talking about doctors are worried that people like andy no i'm just kidding um doctors are worried that the coronavirus may end up have uh being like the ant louis uh influenza which requires a new vaccine every year because the strains mutate so quickly oh i'm also done translates to uh jeffrey epstein didn't kill himself that translates to changing stories over and over again is that wearing my mask i've accepted that that going forward wearing your mask is the new norm i'm not gonna we're not gonna be able to get away from it because every time it looks like we're going to get away from it there's somebody else comes up with another reason why we need to keep wearing right so you don't always do so let me ask you this do you think that it started from a lab or do you think it is the whole [ __ ] dude there's no way this [ __ ] wasn't man-made and the reason why i'm just gonna go ahead and put it out there thank you there's no reason this [ __ ] that is gonna pick and choose its victims and it just all sudden this this this smart bug comes out that's smarter than any other thing disguises itself as a cold has a general weak immunity when it's out in the air it doesn't what is it 70 or 80 degrees it doesn't survive above it it's it literally does not survive on services it has to be spread by respiratory droplets that's all been proven now you all sudden you can get three feet and then this and that no there's no way that this bug was just just genetically mutated out of some other i know there has been quote-unquote coronavirus strains before but covet 19 right you just pick and choose its victims it kills this person but doesn't kill this person um you know it kills an old person but there's no consistency yeah the majority of the people who died had health problems and they are older but it's also had some effects on younger and healthy individuals and it's killed even young kids as well so to tell me that this isn't genetically manipulated is [ __ ] [ __ ] and all sudden we have uh this thing is mutated into variants that we that that are like spreading all of a sudden like come on man flu and normal disease that is brought on by man and evolves by man goes through seasons it goes through seasons you get through it and then you move on to the next swine flu didn't stick around stars didn't stick around what uh what else is there that's gonna stick around this one all of a sudden and one ebola ebola is actually in some areas of africa still very prevalent so oh let's talk about here here talk about local but yeah so i mean m1a1 when obama was uh president and that's what i'm saying like everything went away you know h1n1 went away um it all ran it's all sudden we have this new thing that's never been seen before by mankind that we can't wipe out that looks like it looks like a cold but then causes long-term side effects for those who only have mild symptoms but then the ones who have the severe symptoms die and then all sudden we have all these variants you can't tell me this was not genetic like man man genetically genetically manipulated by man correct there's there's no way there's no way you know by the way it just so happens to be happenstance that there's two genetic um labs that work specifically in kovid that were right near the area where it's saying and let me quote it came from china china china why do you call it chinese virus because it came from china just like they called the spanish flu because it came from spain but that's racist if you say it's a china environment no i don't mean i i don't know i'm just saying that's what the that's what aaron yeah i'm cancelling that there's this i'm canceling china and there's that new whole asian hate thing that is horrible well that goes back to what i was saying about china if if indeed okay so let's do probability we believe 80 probability because the probability is higher that it came from one of the wuhan labs and escaped versus the dr pepper that patrick is drinking right now that he's product placing in the camera maybe it was made like it was a bottle to move on it might have been bottled in wuhan it probably came with the flu or whatever covey bottling i'm just kidding well it's got covert in it it's got the kobe it's got the bead all right it's one of the 23 flavors all right well see you on the other side bar i i had it survived i'm pretty sure patrick and i oh wait have you ever got your antibodies checked or no i haven't got them checked yet no okay uh i know that was one of the things we talked about you got your bodies checked got your bodies my body's checked i need to get uh are they anti i need i need this at this point in my life i think mine aren't gonna talk about the [ __ ] i've been through i'm pretty sure i had no idea i think i have it i think i have antibodies yeah i think i do too you know i think i do my body's been whatever for a hot minute i'm saying i was saying um oh man wait uh oh minutes today we have uh slingblade with us you know how many people have no idea what we're talking about right now it's sad yeah it's everybody probably watching or listening they have no idea but i'm just curious like you know so i watched a lot of stuff on this like you know as far as the the labs and what are they you know what the scientists have to gain or lose by either saying escaped out of a lab or it didn't and they have more to lose by being well at this point it's just blame well it's not even blame but it's like at the end of the day in order to solve something you got to find the root of the problem the problem is we can't find the root of the [ __ ] problem because they say it's the meat market and that's just kind of uh everybody's blaming everybody else let's just let's let's let's say like on a damn playground no she did it no he did it no she's right exactly but you gotta look at like either you follow the money or you gotta figure out who's got the most to lose in the situation in order to understand who has a dog who has like who has the most solution whereas the motive who has a dog in a fight it would have it would have done great it would have done great in the beginning of this but if we like prove that it came from china right now or a man-made lab what what would it do we're already what would it do hold them responsible for financial and what are they what are you think they're going to step up you think they're going to step up no they're not going to step up no but then we have nobody will guess what guess what guess what we're in their pocket now so we can't say [ __ ] ding ding ding ding ding let's release a virus on the world and see how we can get them in our [ __ ] pockets at the same time hold on you know what we think i think hold on what do i think uh he doesn't know what he's i think no i know what i'm thinking i think what come on come on with it uh how can i put it out i i think that uh what are you kidding me are you [ __ ] kidding me no my bad okay come on come on come on i think they're trying to eliminate some of the population we actually had this conversation a few weeks ago because there was a couple you and i uh because there was a couple monoliths that appeared and disappeared then there was one that was actually etched and engraved that said the population was going to be like nine i forget what it was it was some really really nine billion yeah it was some really really low number and they're like pretty close to what we owe to china yeah it could be our debt who the [ __ ] knows no going back to that billion people in the world right now how many almost almost eight billion to nine billion somewhere in between now that's what we're there in 2012 it was six billion the just just um just understand that kind of quantification of the population that was [ __ ] okay so m1a1 came out during uh obama not very many people got it bird flu all that stuff came out yeah there was an asian flu remember there was an actual asian that there was there was which one avian what's avian flu every one of them i don't know all of them all of them except for ebola but yeah that's the african flag just stop all of this right now no no listen no no then we're not doing this no listen she's about to come down on her ass no hold on all the karens are off to get unleashed all of them except for not the privilege though ebola and hiv the hiv ebola those from africa hiv and ebola both stem from africa yeah they came from apricot west of our china yeah anybody want to fact check that go ahead let me know next podcast thanks i can't stop looking at devin's chair does it change colors or is it just blue it does one of these remotes he did that just to piss me off because he knew i wanted an led chair but i got a bluetooth chair what is your dude what does yours do mine is a bluetooth chair and reclines back and i have a stool underneath here what does it do to bluetooth how do you what do you do you got bluetooth speakers yeah i always got speakers oh yeah oh yeah it's a gaming chair like a [ __ ] right yours lights up ooh devin oh it's purple now oh it's green that's his favorite color is purple and uh his favorite singer is justin bieber i thought it was prince [ __ ] [ __ ] oh showcase oh she's like she's off i was like oh [ __ ] alexa lick my balls i'm sorry i do not know how to do that let me find you something on the web here's what i found on the web on the web lick balls pornhub.com yeah i mean what what is i have no idea what that website is yeah okay all right it's about oh look he says uh great show guys uh yeah she's waiting for me to come home yep that's uh she loves me she she did she made the cue tonight she did thank you thank you tonight when are we going to have you on the show we got that mic sitting right there she's like yeah we got the other one she's like it'd be easier if the cameras were off but still well that takes well she doesn't have to be on camera i mean luckily the good thing about this setup is you don't really see the cameras like those ones are hidden the only one really you see is that one but the one right in my face but you're not looking right here you're not but no the nice thing is we tried like originally we had that camera mounted up there but then it was like too much of an aerial shot it looked like yeah like a helicopter so you could just sit right in front of that and she can sit on the side here yeah and not lighting it not being uh camera almost like an amateur porn set i know i was thinking about i was like dude this would be [ __ ] hey if uh pornhub or anybody wants to do some [ __ ] we have the [ __ ] perfect set really get it from everybody i mean howard stern started somewhere i'm just saying oh god oh [ __ ] oh yeah so speaking of howard stern and um going back to like jailbreaking fire stick so last night i was uh going through one of the apps on there dude they have like howard stearns all his shows they have like stuff that i haven't seen telling you i've heard from like since the 80s i'll never forget he used to do this award show or something live show and need baba bowie and stuff baba bowie yep no that's not how you do it it's uh it's it's like wnbc no no that's not happening that's not it that's not it [ __ ] that's it that was nice i just remembered that was a good movie though i liked that movie though yeah yeah that was private parts yeah pride parks yes it was i want like i always look uh w wondered if he really got a chick off on bikes having her straddle subwoofer oh yeah that's a thing that'd be pretty cool that would be pretty cool turn your trouble way down and turn your butt base all the way up and he's a was he on camera back then i was like okay you can stop is anybody straddling their subwoofer right now go home just kidding sit down babe i'll be home in a little bit like this oh god what was that oh that was the echo whoa so hello echo hello holy [ __ ] all right where am i at where am i yeah we hey who all still with holy [ __ ] [ __ ] i love turning the voice off like a half way yeah who's still with us is anybody with us uh we got seven people got about seven people and then we got yeah yeah yeah all right but are they actually paying attention i don't know like seven people i'm like put in the chat right now we're not even listening to these [ __ ] we're just there but we're not like we're there in spirit but we're not really listening last shot of the evening thank you gentlemen for having me hey man it's a pleasure yep monday fun day oh yeah kayla's back or kayla's here well hello i need seven responses right now hi i said seven people are watching so i need seven responses on the chat yeah i need some chat action on the frustration chat do it now do it come on show me that you're listening tell your friends about this get us to be famous because i've seen it in your mama what are you doing what are you messing with uh what's going on what the hell i think it's just kayla oh she's watching from seven different profiles i support my baby hello bear bluebear my devon who bears probably babe i wish i could put all oh wait oh leslie uh wave two yeah leslie wade you should be like dude your face is so funny looking right now your face is so funny looking right now these shrooms we've totally lost our [ __ ] anybody listening we've lost our [ __ ] minds right now we're not responsible for anything that's been said at this moment i feel like i'm talking to you coming from a bathroom the bathroom stall where i'm just i'm dropping a historic deuce this is a great juice it's the most fantastic deuce you've ever seen it is enormous it is phenomenal it is the greatest douche that you will ever see all right people are like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys that was uh too much thank you those of you who hung in there with us to the very end thank you for tuning in we do appreciate it we love you guys appreciate you and uh catch you on wednesday and then me next monday next monday next monday yup already have a good night y'all all right later goodnight everybody oh and one last thing are you on these or are these on you have a good night i am what this thought brought to you by