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FU Podcast - s01 e17 - April 12, 2021 - Andy Henning

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FU Podcast - s01 e17 - April 12, 2021 - Andy Henning
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FU Podcast - s01 e17 - April 12, 2021 - Andy Henning
Apr 30, 2021 Season 1 Episode 17
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FU Podcast - s01 e17 - April 12, 2021 - With Guest Andy Henning

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FU Podcast - s01 e17 - April 12, 2021 - With Guest Andy Henning

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Coming from the great state of TEXAS, This Podcast Is For People Of The World Who Are Frustrated With All The Issues Going On In Our World Regardless Of Any Affiliation....

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[Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] in a world full of chaos we are your outlet to voice your frustrations the world's first interactive podcast where the audience can become a guest of the show presenting your hosts devon g ewert and patrick mark [Music] and we're live what's up everybody welcome to another edition of your favorite show in the entire world no i'm just kidding it's fu uh podcast this is uh season one episode 17. today is april 12th yes 12 2021 yes it is we have a special guest in our studio today as we do every monday what's so special about them like short bus special let me tell you about these helmets i used to wear yeah let me tell you about these windows i used to live where would you like to start word so how's things going man it's been a week uh it's been a week yeah we were talking before the seven days seven i mean that's a week it actually has been seven days that's pretty crazy it's crazy how they teach you that in school and it actually works out when you're an adult it almost gets worse as you're an adult yeah that's true days of the week that there's seven of them i don't know i mean not that it would get any better if it was shorter but like uh it's just who who who decided and i know i'm sure that somebody can quote the bible but who truly decided that there's seven days in a week that's a good question that's to do with the gregorian calendar i believe is it mathematically based it is based on the sun and the solar and then i think the gregorian whatever they adopted it and this that and the other so are we talking astrology now no we're talking stars and quasars and like uh space force yeah einstein bridge crossed into a collapse hey did you hear what a.o.c what'd she say one time she said we can run to lock it a rocket over to the sun as long as we do it at night i mean i think we could too i say we i mean you know i laughed my ass off on that i really say that or did you just make that [ __ ] that's that's that's that's some second that's something i know that's something that's something that i mean really that's something that would be said about her millions and millions of tax dollars to go ahead and test that out why not let's test it i think elon's trying you know the moon landing was fake no it wasn't they did it i remember it i was two years old and i watched you remember actually kubrick yeah for anybody who's taking me seriously that was sarcasm i don't i don't believe the food landing was fake don't lie so no it was done it was done out at uh area 61. angry angry grandma said it yeah was the area 61 grandma said yeah area 61. what makes me laugh is great speaking of space travel okay uh-huh what is so is it it's spacex it is i don't know was it asian billionaire i could be completely off on this but somebody is offering seven seats out of the public i believe and i don't know i didn't look into how you win them or if you have to pay for them or what it is but like i'm going to tell you the truth like personally i don't know if i'd want to be those people one of those people going up there in spacex i i you know i'd be nervous just going up in a nasa rocket well this is a privately funded like you know this is private space travel you blow up you blow up well to your point um that's kind of where i'm going with this like there's a couple of them blowing up and i'm like going y'all still want to go on this thing even though the last two failed like really that's like going on an airplane yeah okay fair enough but but you know what i mean flying is uh the safest way to travel yeah but getting on six thousand pounds of rocket fuel yeah flying in a rocket is a little bit different flying well if it makes you safer i'll fly the damn rocket oh god i don't that doesn't what no i'll fly the rocket logic with this rocket engineering [Laughter] i'll fly the [ __ ] rocket how about that i just i i think that would be a crazy opportunity it's just like me one fly the rocket no i'm going into space man it would be so cool man everybody's doing it it would be cool to go into space but you really want to be the the first test passengers no no i'm not really let me let me see let me see it battle tested a few times you ever seen you ever seen that movie airplane two i'm pretty sure i saw airplane the first one leslie nielsen leslie nelson yeah yeah is that where the pilot turns into uh jello jello yeah that was uh yeah airplane two i was two yeah that was yeah that scene always stuck with me it stuck with me as a kid and yes the jello the jello pilot oh yeah i saw that at a young age and i was just like i was very weirded out by that thing i was like right that was scary-looking yeah leslie nelson's name was over and then he had he had two pilots called under hunger and uh done over under under done um i was over under and then under it was overdone so which one was when they kept saying striker and he keeps hitting the girl in the face he's smacking that's it yeah striker do you think the rockers get away with that nowadays no they can't i like i'm good they get away with half the stuff everybody would be growing up everybody will be offended especially with the cancel culture i mean come on we're gonna cancel airplane we're gonna cancel that take it off the blockbuster shelves oh wait blockbuster's closed oh yeah that got canceled too there is uh uh actually it's on netflix i haven't watched it yet yes it's the buster the last blockbuster you know what i have a funny story about that so um at the comedy club i was with raj sherma and um paul uh varghese fargusi sorry sorry for butchering that um anyway we were hanging out there and one of the guys came up to us and it was like talking about blockbuster he worked there and he had all this stock and stuff uh in blockbuster and i looked at him i was like dude sell it all and he goes what he goes but it's only like ten dollars a share i go what's better zero dollars a share and sure enough like a few years later they went under and i was just like i wonder whatever happened to that guy like i'd love to just run into him on the street and he'll be like dude you saved me hundreds of thousands of dollars i mean they that's the sad thing is is so you know netflix was like launched out of a garage also yeah it was remember when they came in your mailbox little dvds i mean speaking of coming out of the closet we had an interesting conversation before we started the podcast here uh-huh and uh uh whatchamacallit yeah so um yeah they used to little dvd come the mailbox and i remember i don't remember what i watched but uh blockbuster made fun of netflix so like when they started that up and like no this will never catch on and this and yeah and look did you and you know blockbuster tried to replicate with the red box it was too late though it was time little yeah late is it red box believe it or not red box is still at 7-elevens you can still catch a red box and i don't know you want to know why red box is still the round is because they actually went into streaming service 2. so you can get best of both worlds you can get the physical disk and you can also get this i agree i know bs there's a 7-eleven i'm you know i'm not trying to like like throwing my hood out there but there's a 7-eleven that there's people getting stuff from redbox on a regular basis yeah i'll see i'll see that sometimes and uh but yeah so uh blockbuster refused to switch their business model and they thought it was netflix and look at netflix they're part of the fang stock now like they are up there with google as a business is like just it's amazing and then another one too is disney like disney when they they're relatively new to the scene and they're they're actually competing now with netflix and that's been you know i know i'm biased but a big help to disney's success was their partnership when they bought marveled it's strategic partnerships exactly what you want but a story line told about superheroes that dude they have done a fantastic job the only like i said we said in a prior episode properties they don't own hulk and spiderman is the only ones missing and it's only because they're owned by other companies you never know if there's ever a deal cut maybe they'll get those entities one day yeah for like a billion dollars to kind of do a yeah there's an avengers campus opening up in disneyland in california i'm like [Music] like i gotta find an excuse to take jackson right just so you can go the benefits of having kids grab lindsey and her kid too boy we would have a blast i think she would too but we would definitely so yeah going back to that whole business thing um you know that uh when the red box came out and they went into walmart's walmart fought with them and made them actually paint them blue so it's red box it's blue of course it is i was like well i turn your red box blue right that's like is that like blue balls yes that sounds like there's some kind of uh and what's your infatuation with balls dude i mean i got a pair of them do you know what they were in the closet and then open the door are you telling me like you don't think as a child like as soon as you came out first thing you did was like man hell yeah i got some nuts i was like i don't remember doing that i have my i don't remember doing it i asked ask my girlfriend my long-term memory is on point my short-term memory is what needs work oh yeah my long-term memory is pretty good nice you like posted the profile picture a few years back of me noah it's a throwback it's just that little tadpole man i was like yeah it was it was pre-balls oh pre-balls hanging out hanging out with my dad oh man yeah kayla said balls are great see baseball baseball baseball soccer ball football yeah all the driver balls i mean i dip them in some powder and keep them dry all day long word [ __ ] things you didn't realize it you know so you're pretty uh proud of your balls hey man i keep them clean so now's a good segue to uh so to the story yeah good segue to michigan being shut down speaking of speaking of balls i pulled a specific story oh [ __ ] just for andy yes let's let's get in we're gonna dive into it i'm so glad that you happened to find this in our talk about the closet and everything in balls it just this is the perfect segue bro i see you man tesla owners say open butthole and get a little surprise and put some balls in what no [ __ ] this is an actual title okay so i put balls in it i work with somebody and i'm going to talk to him tomorrow yes do it don't give him the context but he has to be standing outside of the car if he's listening right now what's his name tell him the video tape tell him the video i work with no stop that hello mr ball no one i work with is mr balls i promise i promise you that yes so i just posted that god all right hold on i'm gonna click on it so um elon's a sneaky little he is so everybody knows that the tesla has a lot of what they call easter eggs right these hidden surprises that elon either put into the code or the developers put into the code that makes the car do special uh things yep well apparently and fart mode is one of them where the car will actually fart and everything else you can change it to the seat which seat it comes from too it's crazy yeah so apparently somebody just discovered oh please read that it allows you to access the car's charging port by saying open butthole [Laughter] and then hold on it gets better and with the accompanying command close butthole meant to shut the port when you're done charging if anybody is listening to the show with a tesla right god somebody just feel this please go out and post the video live yes put it post it on our feed yes go to your car i want you to say open butthole and i want that charge report to open up i want to see this done oh man yeah so i literally found that story i was like oh my god i can't believe this is an actual thing it's probably on google already i bet somebody's already done it oh yeah if that story's out apparently uh let's see i mean that's exactly what it says if you say open butthole or tesla the report will open apparently april 9th was when this was posted the first person to post about it and of course now gizmodo and a couple other places have uh picked it up so now that we've done it now it's going to be all over the place patrick you're unusually quiet about this story yeah are you worried about your open butthole do you and we need to say close butthole i'm not worried about my butthole do you need to open your charging port no i don't is your battery needs to be recharged my battery needs to be recharged well that was quick as a hundred percent now okay oh man caleb let me see if uh lexie can do that she said uh lexi spread them okay so what's up with your balls in your butthole so here's here's the thing i haven't said anything about nothing nothing about nothing about i know you're usually that's why actual articles of course i'm using unusually quiet well i'm just so he's he i mean he is right we're we are talking about some some crazily like lindsay says uh she took a break from studying to hear about balls and buttholes so um i feel sorry for anybody that's listening what i'm curious about is how this guy found out how to say it was it do you have some kind of inside connection it tells you like amen the charge report will open up how did he like how yeah how did like okay well granted when you've heard me say some of the stupid [ __ ] i've said to alexa here right oh yeah so i mean speaking of didn't you have a story about the alexa downstairs you asked me a question you're like i'm gonna wait till oh look at what kayla said what'd she say sprout that only leads you to talk about pee pee those of you all right here we go about the pp hold on andy's got a story i don't get andy go ahead just happened like i don't know like 30 minutes so the listeners here i don't know how long you've known devin i don't know how far back you go but i go pretty far back with him and this this is classic [ __ ] devon all the way back to your nuts so i'm i'm in now we're talking about now we're talking about the nuts what is it called an echo spot or an amazon spot or yeah something and it's got a little screen on it i've seen it before but it's never had this all sudden it turned around i go to wash my hands it's got [ __ ] devin with a goddamn filter with a crown on like he's [ __ ] king of the bathroom like this [ __ ] would have a picture of himself looking at himself or whoever else is in his [ __ ] bathroom like with a [ __ ] crown on pay homage to me while you're taking a [ __ ] like you know what i'm saying like hey like you're getting sprayed out by that bidet say thank you devon [Laughter] oh my god the sad part is oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] over here hey it's not a bad idea though he's putting dude what's he doing over there he's dropping the popeyes hot sauce on the cheez-its hell yeah man's good hey i think you should endorse that [ __ ] hey uh cheez-its if you're listening stop with the tabasco and partner with popeyes per patrick straight up yeah cheez-its he's eating there you go see right there product placement sainted king of the throne yeah no agreed 100 i was like what the [ __ ] why why is devin having to look at me while taking well i was peeing i was just washing my hands but yeah if i was sitting there i've been like why are you looking at me why are you staring at me i was just smiling with this crown on i was like what anyways so wow hardly going to that bathroom down there back to open butthole on the alexa or on the on the tesla i do see why alexa off um i do see why because i've said some f'd up stuff to to alexa i've told siri to like it see alexa wants me to call devon for some reason god i know why is it every time you come over she never does that it's so weird well she i should have said that a word oh he did say the a word is she still talking i told her to shut off alexa shut the [ __ ] up alexa shut up anyways so and today shut up today's news you can oh she finally listened oh yeah she listened to the [ __ ] biscuit said it [ __ ] biscuits so that's that is the that is the top story for right now that was that was gonna be related into it andy related story i'm glad we discussed that i'm going to be bringing that information to a friend of mine at work oh oh wait okay all right all right kayla to your point hold on we do got to do that uh what what what are you doing alexa good night oh [ __ ] look she ain't gonna say nothing alexa good night oh really she got stage fright we yelled at her now she got stage fright alexa good night she's talking down she don't like the fact that y'all are talking about her downstairs oh she's talking downstairs okay well that that that epically failed sorry all right should go back to sleep so and editing when you edit this podcast go ahead and cut that like last 30 seconds out and that never happened folks i will actually we'll put that clip of it in and when we well when you're live you just roll with the punches well on to the next subject yes alexa sucks all right she does apparently she works in every room but the one you want her to yes kayla everybody will hear it whenever i edit this video and i'll embed it in there oh my god she said embed that [ __ ] [Music] does that mean he said you have to hear it so that means you have to work on the computer when you're laying in bed right is that what that means what's that embed it so like if i'm like no not not literally embedded but like in yeah really not while i'm i thought that's what in badminton no really i'm just yes felt differently yes really that's one word and the other one's two oh god i am bad in bed this is pretty good man you should try it it's a nice meal you got going over there patrick yeah tabasco and cheez-it but that's popeye's tabasco it's not normal tabasco what's the difference between popeyes sebastian regular i didn't ask well i'm back it tastes just like tabasco kayla wasn't different between popeyes tabasco and regular oh [ __ ] here we go what did she win did she she take her smart pills tonight so she'll give us the ingredients i'll get a haircut somewhere yes she asked if i got a haircut you got a haircut yes kayla says in bed in bed yes that's where i in bed is in bed got reach all right hold on product placement oh jesus you bet the camera on you super saiyan hadook and harukin now one day dr pepper will come back and say you know what we're going to back pay you for all the 5 000 and product endorsements [ __ ] hey all right that would be great oh yeah so dr pepper if you're hearing oh any of your new product placement of your um oh no i'm just drinking the trunk glass no i'm good i'm not i'm gonna show off this the trump glass i mean the um the trump the the u.s space force u.s space force it's pretty dope yeah not gonna lie i got a burp shuttle door gunner shuttle door gunner kayla says i'm always smart sprout yeah so get it right so notice i didn't say anything no no i feel like i feel like we've gotten off track we did we did royally yeah because y'all were talking about speaking of royal oh jeez what's his name i see queen elizabeth the single are you devin you gonna swipe right on clearly oh that's it's too soon too soon oh my bad oh my bad look at all man that's horrible i mean i figured you know eventually it's gonna be her megan oh wait megan's not part of the royal family anymore i forgot yeah so that's what happens nothing nothing i'm just yeah i just was excited about the money that's why you know queen elizabeth man what you're gonna go after queen elizabeth actually you know what i'm done i'm not gonna get any further than that subject i don't wanna the royal guard will come and get me yeah yeah [Laughter] here knocks on the door and [ __ ] you know um so anyways do we have news wait wait we got let's get some more news up we do have before we get to uh to offbeat um so in knoxville we have local oh my god do we have yes do we have anything anything what nothing happy you want to see anything happy it's not happening on this news i mean i will give you two happy news stories that happened once this morning and once this evening okay once after i got off work do they involve your balls i mean yes so devin is obsessed with the balls now and you're obsessed with when i when i say you just you should you shouldn't start your day with news you should start it with oh yeah this goes back to what we were talking about earlier yeah go ahead there's just you know there's ways that you know quote unquote i meditate in the morning oh so hey baby yeah that's what i'd be doing too i'll be meditating huh [Laughter] i got to be at one with myself i'm not well i'm not not always by myself whoa yeah is she studying or is she listening i'm trying to see if she's going to throw in a comment hey baby i'm talking about you or lindsay yeah she's like oh she said so that's what we're calling it i was waiting for either her or uh kayla to say the same thing my my chi is very centered i'm just saying like [Music] there is a beautiful aura in there yeah orgasm oh my god all right so do i mean damn so all right i guess we'll go into the news and hey you know yeah what's in the news if i'm gonna so locally there was a uh nine-year-old that fatally shot an 11 year old oh really yeah in a vehicle uh outside of a walmart apparently what happened um there was a gun that these kids got a hold of apparently and i guess the kid grabbed it and pointed it and shot the other one so i don't know if they were related like if they knew each other or how this all worked but somehow they supposedly found this gun in a in a abandoned or not abandoned but like in a uh unlocked vehicle so they were getting into vehicles number one yeah well that's the thing is the story is so like missing so many elements could it be one of their vehicles could it be a vehicle right that's what i was like did they go to some random vehicle was it their parents vehicle whose vehicle you know was these were these kids brother sister or you know were they related was it this kid didn't like this kid and he went you know what i mean it's like there's so many pieces missing to the story um but i guess it's because it's kind of a recent story so it doesn't really have any developments and stuff around it but what does it say what time this happened in the day oh let me click on that like a week because i'm just saying like when i was younger and i mean way younger i did some really dumb [ __ ] at like three and four in the morning uh i said 12 41 sunday so as in yeah 12 41 p.m sunday afternoon broad daylight yeah buckner boulevard too dallas that's that's weird i'm wondering if like it looks like a neighborhood walmart where they left in the car and the gun was left in the car too like that's oh yeah yeah so uh 32 year old woman parked the vehicle and left the two boys in the car while she went shopping but it doesn't say like because it says yeah they found a handgun in a vehicle not in the vehicle you know what i mean it's the way they worded it it kind of makes you like was it in another vehicle that's yeah so i don't know who nbc5 you need to get some better better reporters that's usual headlines nowadays god gotta get the story out there no matter how it sounds yeah and no matter how if it's doesn't make any sense but yeah it is what it is what do you got what's going on over there patrick what you got going on what you got going on over there man he is just cheesing it away damn brother but hammer down on some cheez-its hell yeah man pay him i want to get i want cheese's and dr pepper to uh sponsors pay us pay him pay him jesus and jesus patrick for cheese right even i'm drinking dr pepper this evening i know what's up with that um i decided to take it a little easy after after last time nice probably uh best so and i just wanted to like yeah i don't know if this makes it any better because lindsay and i were discussing this before i left this evening but everybody who sees me takes the shots on air just understand the drink i'm chasing it with is just straight cream soda there's nothing in it because she thought i was just taking them shots and chasing it with some of the numbers i know like i still it's four or five shots it doesn't necessarily make it any better but everybody know i'm not i'm not like alcohol on top of alcohol right alcohol but yeah no what did kayla say okay listen sprout what hey you know what we're gonna get t-shirts made to say hashtag feed sprout feed sprout feed him something other than cheez-its apparently cheez-its and uh what else a jerk a beef jerky beef jerky but we're all out of beef jerky yeah so there was a police chase with a helicopter where near my neighborhood not even maybe a week ago uh-huh wasn't the ambulance was it no so okay so halo what was that again a ambulance oh ambulance yeah we did yeah it was an ambulance an ambulance anyways it was it was an ambulance ambulance all right lina we need you to remix that song so uh yeah go ahead so i it was probably like 11 30 i was getting i was finally crashing out and all of a sudden i hear you know the helicopter and it's it's a lot closer than it is usually and i look out sure enough it's like four or five streets over and i got a police scanner on my phone so i'm listening to what's going on and nice and it's all going down in like the neighborhood and they they figure out where he is from his license plate where he lives so they see the helicopter fly over there and then zigzag back from a pattern and whatnot and log on to the lewisville thing the next day and uh-huh from what i from what it looks like this wasn't just a dwi because that's what everybody was saying this is a dwi they can fly a helicopter dude got away like i listened to the whole thing they set up a perimeter and if it went from like 11 15 to like i don't know i've noticed it i noticed it like right around 11 30 is when i started looking out but it was like probably 12 30 12 45 before the helicopter broke off and another 5-10 minutes until they let's let go of the perimeter yeah and so and so i guess i don't know if they ended up catching them but so i opened up uh the pd thing the next day and apparently like they busted somebody with like 16 pounds of weed and whatnot and yeah it was a big old drug bust and i was like oh that's why they had a helicopter out like you don't get a helicopter out just for a deal not not free yeah and so yeah and and i thought it was a you know kind of a i don't know he probably got busted in the long run but oh yeah when they have your house it was a win for the criminal that night that night i can't believe they do you hear him talking on the radio and they're like yes he entered the residence's backyard at so and so time and the security camera doesn't show him exiting back out the front and so he had to go south and there you just hear it and the helicopter how the hell do they know what the security camera well they somebody had like a security footage and they were they were able to ask the the whoever what and you can hear them talking about it on the radio well you know ring actually allowed uh police they can access you know if you have ring cameras and stuff like that so that's why i was asking when you said that i was like did they get a warrant to you know what i mean they probably honestly they probably asked for permission and dude was probably like yeah here he is there he is going in the backyard and he never exits out the front but at the same time the camera i guess never caught him exiting out the back either but he evaded the cops somehow wow i listened to the whole thing it was rather interesting like wow you got away from the helicopter you know you know if you can earn it hey man good for you because they got that infrared [ __ ] now and i see you under a boat and stuff what at the top at the top of what nothing yours is at the bottom oh got you okay yeah thank you nothing nothing we had to uh handle something some business some monkey business oh okay don't worry you're good so start talking about your balls in devon's butthole again balls all right so i want some more police chases good can not eleven-year-old killed a nine-year-old or nine-year-old killed the eleven-year-old uh believe it was a nine-year-old fatally shoots an 11 year old that's terrible it is um yeah do we want to get into this one dewey what is it because it's see the thing is i still haven't watched the body cam footage because i know i'm just going to get upset i have the body cam footage but i think i need to convert it because i don't for some reason it's not wanting to uh well convert it's not one to embed into uh the stream yard i know i'm just preaching to the choir but i know the story well i'll wait till you get till we actually get the headline out before i speak on it i wonder if everybody likes my jacket nobody likes to drag except see bro what that's his pride jacket i guess he's gay pride about what no it's not my pride i just said pride no no no no no it's not a gay pride jacket this is i said it's a pride jacket he's proud of that team yeah i am i am proud of that team out of that team a lot better than what the cowboys did last year um i mean i can't i don't want to hear any [ __ ] i can't i can't argue with that okay i do know facts okay i understand i don't detest facts you just look really pretty oh it's so pretty [ __ ] you [Laughter] don't don't don't have a comment to that i don't i let it rhyme yeah okay yeah that's fine 15 year old andy said nope i'm not taking this one you need to grow the [ __ ] up all right where is my permute permute permute so do not throw female in the story it don't it only stupidity what okay whatever teresa or sorry oh no not about i'm not not about female and this goes way deeper than it being a female well no [ __ ] we were joking about or i was joking about it earlier and uh they're always mad at somebody i was like this is why you don't hire female cops no i don't buy that there's some people there's some uh plans women out there that are just fine being police officers they've got no problem i was just trying yeah they're and they're pretty tough too well just make sure they don't walk in unfortunately it's a male dominated industry it is or career you have i mean unfortunately they got to be tough so they can kick the dude's asses that around them hell yeah all right well while that's loading we'll kind of give a brief uh synopsis of what we're talking about basically the uh there's a minnesota officer that meant to draw her taser but instead drew her handgun instead um and we actually have body cam video footage uh thank you to cnn and so we're going to play that for you i think cnn for nothing but first time today have i seen it oh okay let me watch it oh and our mics are on tv [Music] this is her body cam right now okay so right here she's got a handgun right here right i see the the gun but she's yelling that she had a taser she's like i gotta tell you i'm gonna tase you i'm gonna tase you um so yeah we're back live um yeah so she uh she screamed the hell i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna tase you but then she uh pulled the gun um thinking that it was the taser and she realizes oh is that when she went like that what i thought it was a gun or yeah when she went like that um that was when her she realized that it wasn't a taser it was a gun and she said she goes oh my god i shot him well i'm sure after yeah i'm sure after it went off she'd so let's look at this from the aspect like she really made a mistake right listen and i'm not i don't get infuriated out there i'm not saying that she did and i'm not about to defend this lady this shows a lack of training and readiness if if anything if what if what she says is true that she didn't realize this is if i'm putting an if on this okay if what she legitimately didn't realize let's let's just say in a perfect world that she really didn't realize what she was doing this doesn't just show like wrongful action this shows a lack of training and a lack of of knowledge a lack of self-awareness that needs to be made more than like safety first type type [ __ ] well it needs something like this it that it's like discretion first you know you need to how okay i'm sorry i know things happen in the heat of the moment and that's your unless you're in that moment i can't speak on this because i wasn't there and i'm not right but you're not the judge you're not the jury but neither are they you you know i'm saying have do so how often do you train that you forgot what side of your body that you or is it you train that much with the gun and not enough with the taser like what is it that was lacking that happened you don't even realize the weight dis difference between and the shape difference you know what i mean because it's not just a weight difference there's a shape difference it's gonna fit in your hand completely differently than a than a nine millimeter or a you know 45 depending on what department what they're shooting with patrick what do you think adrenaline starts flowing i agree and okay sometime i was gonna say sorry sorry kayla said uh i know you kind of choked this threw me for a loop sorry uh kayla said officers are supposed to carry their uh tasers but she put razors on their weak side opposite of their dominant hand and she said to your point andy so she [ __ ] up this is a training issue yeah yeah i'm not saying and the adrenaline starts going and going and going and it gets higher and higher and this adds to to and i know there's an agenda out there that that wants to paint every single cop is racist and not every single copy is racist but there is a in areas and with individuals out there there is a police brutality problem it's with individuals i don't want to say a blanket statement it's just one one bad apple unfortunately with perception in the way that media does ruins it for the bunch and so i want to make that clear but there's there's that right there which honestly i hate to say it and and i know that people will fight this till they're blue in the face but officers now have to use need to use so much more discretion than they did before because of the way that things are going because of the way that they will be painted when they do something this could be lack of judgment but this is also lack of readiness and training 100 man this is and it just adds to an already escalating climate what's going on unfortunately here's the problem adrenaline has nothing to do with it yeah kayla says adrenaline has nothing to do with it this is what you're trained to handle but you're not trained to handle a real life situation with real active yeah you are in training and you're dealt with you know training scenarios not real life real handguns real there are certain people that crack under pressure yes happen i mean it happens within a split second those things those things last anywhere from five to ten seconds but if you're in the moment it feels like it's five to ten minutes and like you can't speak on it because you've never been there like as far as me speaking on it i can't be like well you know that's real that's early i know when i flipped a car it was a matter of probably 10 to 15 seconds but i remember watching the world move in slow motion i can i remember oh yeah clearly to this day but it's it's a lack of readiness like she's obviously pulled her gun more than she's pulled that taser do you remember when you used to work at a car wash way back years years ago you remember there was a flower mound guy who you and i both he was a flower mountain officer sorry not just a flower mountain guy he's a random random guy just some random asking legal advice from her no like so andy knew the guy and i had met him actually i had did a volunteer thing with a company called uh kinder vision which is uh one of the non-profits that i worked with for like seven and a half years anyways it was kind of weird because i ended up hanging out with andy one night at the car wash or you know visiting them and this officer the same guy that i also had uh you know volunteered with actually and he was one of the nicest people i've ever met you know not being a cop aside um and we started talking and stuff and he was like we're talking about my uh jet ski and he was like oh man i know somebody's got a trailer um that will be perfect for your jet ski and i ended up calling the number he referenced and bought a trailer for my jet ski i was like holy cow this guy's and then i ended up running into this guy again at andy uh where he was working in the car wash and you were telling me about him he was a regular he came in a little skinny guy right remember he said he was like and i'll never forget this too uh he goes man he goes [ __ ] politics he goes i hate where i'm at he goes i hate the [ __ ] people i work with and he i mean he was literally using this these these words telling me about the department that he works for and he was just saying he goes man [ __ ] politics there he goes it's a bunch of [ __ ] it's everywhere i know but it's just it's just crazy because you know i met this guy previous and then i met him again and he just felt the need to just bit and open up you know what i mean frustration unlimited like he literally fu fu to the city of flower mound that was like the craziest thing yeah but that's everywhere the politic [ __ ] is everywhere but it just goes to show and the reason why i brought that up is that that corruption it's everywhere yeah it's it unfortunately it's a few that ruin it's like i always say it's like if you put a turret in a punch bowl it ruins the whole [ __ ] punch bowl i mean yeah you could scoop the turd out like i did at the end of the day and it's on that side of the bowl but i'm probably still not drinking from this side of the bowl exactly you know what i mean i'm like i'm not drinking from that [ __ ] i full period i feel like the poo particles yes that's my point that's exactly the analogy those poo particles they've dispersed what i said what the next punch bowl or whatever just let it baby ruth yeah put a little baby root through there put a little bit baby i don't like they did in caddyshack i don't know the next time i'm really going to be in a situation to have a punch i don't [ __ ] drink out of no damn punchbowl i don't know i'm just not fancy enough dude i don't throw fancy enough parties like would you like to have some more well devin does devin's throws the nah i haven't thrown parties in a long time you know what not since the remodel in the house i was like i got nice [ __ ] i don't want to get it [ __ ] up hey hey man but now it's all [ __ ] up anyway so it don't matter one of my favorite punches at like family gatherings is the one for the kids where they pour sprite and sherbet oh hell yeah it's just an amazing yeah i thought that was uh yeah 80s punch i thought that was uh uh wait a minute hold on hold on hold on hold on well when you come up with a thought around sprite [ __ ] sherbet and sprite uh this is what happens i mean i got put some dry ice ginger ale i thought it was ginger ale and sugar that does that works too it's lime sherbet and you throw some dry ice in it it becomes halloween punch i'm like man let me drink that [ __ ] i don't care if the kids like it or not i don't need any alcohol i should just make it i'll just throw some bucket in it that'd be good there you go so that'd be good out of kids i was gonna say that'd be great for the kids yeah that'll be good for the kids because i remember when uh my daughter took we had a christmas party and my and i had peppermint schnapps in sprite and my daughter my daughter took a drink of it and she started crying really loud and not even two minutes later man she was just laying in the middle before passed out i mean lights out it was it was an accident she just grabbed oh yeah she knew it was daddy's drink and she you know she drank it but i remember when dad used to let me try his beer i was like yeah i remember the bachelor party i went to a theater and saw that movie i thought it was the longest oh god yeah when the horse ate all the quaaludes yeah so uh lindsay said bougie ass i'm i think she's referring to me but i'm not sure which way i'm not gonna swear what hold on she just said bougie yeah with what where we boozy come on i don't know oh kayla said i was father of the year oh thanks yeah i appreciate that oh you you even get a trophy did i get a trophy cool cool that's i thought hey no joke about father of the year remember i tested if i ever have jackson on the show i'm gonna get him to say lick my balls at least once he's gonna say like daddy too he's gonna be lick my balls i promise you yeah confirmed yup definitely all right thanks love you too oh man uh it's quiet it got quiet every 11 years yeah exactly awkward silence yes andy's punch oh that's yes that's what's so special about this punch oh your mom loves it yes my mom mom's loving it all mothers love it everywhere it's mother recommended just like jeff so uh funny story about andy's punch um he brought it out to the lake one time and no no no no no you forgot where it was introduced i will i'll i'll backtrack i'm going from the moment hold on i'm going to most recent and then we'll backtrack which yeah we'll do it in time and we'll go back oh yeah okay yes we're going to broke the timeline yeah we're gonna broken timeline [ __ ] so yeah so he brought it out to the lake one time and then like all these people were like dude where's andy where's andy's punch where's andy's punch i go do you see andy i'm like if andy are here andy's punching here but yeah it apparently was a big hit and [ __ ] everybody kept asking me for like months afterwards i was like dude he brought it out one time did your mom like it oh yeah everybody like damn it devin i love andy's [ __ ] punch everybody everybody's mom loved my punch yeah he did i want some more of that damn punch that's why andy was milf puncher for halloween the way the way this the way this punch was made is and it's you know it's similar to other punches but i just found a way to call it rolls like one butthole like i've had those i've had those what you call it those uh uh trash can punches and i think back in the day the frat frats used to call them hairy buffaloes up north as harry buffalo party you just bring whatever and dump it with hawaiian punch well this this was tropical minute made tropical punch and i made it from one of your parties one night and i made two gallons of it and i had minute maid tropical punch and it had like probably 10 ounces of pineapple liquor if not more uh probably another 10 ounces of gin and then just a teensy bit uh [ __ ] everclear not too much but for some reason the pineapple uh rum mixed with the tropical the minute made tropical punch covered up the flavor of absolutely everything we put it in here we actually even froze it in one of your machines once and it was [ __ ] amazing but anyways i was distributing it at devon's party one night it was the first time it ever made it and i'm telling everybody i'm like don't you don't understand take it easy with this i did i put alcohol in this believe me there's there's alcohol oh yeah and everybody's sipping on they're like there's no alcohol in this i was like i told you you wouldn't believe me dude it was like bodies so so i hope aaron's listening tonight oh a-ron if aaron's if a-ron's not listening oh maybe we need to we you need to have him watch this podcast tell him where we at well how far are we in give them the time stamp all right 8 53 8 53 is the time stamp for 8 53 p.m so so that we're coming to the end of the night and there's like two people passed out in devon's front yard because they're they were they were like there's no there's like no alcohol in here so they're putting like extra gen and everclear in the [ __ ] and i'm like oh yeah there's like an alcohol no more alcohol i'm like trust me you were gonna go blind like don't don't do so two people pass out in the front yard well i'm still going strong because i knew what i put in there and then we're looking for we're looking for aaron and tiffany we're looking all over the place for them right we can't find them anywhere was julian huh wait there's only one here oh so it didn't come to about six or seven years later i'm i'm looking for them and we're all looking for them we can't find them and we come to the bathroom downstairs underneath this stairway and and that door swings out it doesn't swing in it so it swings out and we notice we can't open it and you know i'm saying it's the only room we haven't looked in yet for for them and oh there he is and so and so uh hey aaron so what happens next devin finds something to unlock the [ __ ] door he just twists the knob to open the door the open the door flies open and aaron is like falls out like this [Laughter] like literally like he was leaning again and the door flies over tiffany's passed out on the toilet seat and i'm just sitting there looking at devon like i told you i told you this [ __ ] [ __ ] is spiked with so much liquor you just can't taste it it was the perfect lake drink because oh yeah everybody got hammered off like a couple cups yeah and you had no idea that there was that much alcohol in it and one like i can get a gallon and make two gallons out of this [ __ ] yeah and and it was stout and they're people just like doing shots i'm like no you don't understand if you're having a cup of this stop now yeah it was like we had to put like a warning disclaimer notice like on the drink like it was that i got a text mess i got five text messages the next day two of them literally said [ __ ] you and your punch i didn't go to work today yo he showed up to the show it was oh my god it was like i think i got a picture of aaron hanging from afterward obviously it was a rough night he climbed halfway or damn near the top of a bradford pear andy's punch makes you do some wild [ __ ] because you realize you're like no there's no alcohol and you're like and it's refreshing if it's on ice oh yeah it's super refreshing that's what makes it dangerous because it's like yeah it's the great lake drink you almost feel hydrated but really it's not hydration oh no oh i need more of this and next thing you know yeah you're just you're trying to your dad's driving the boat home and you're like oh quit hitting waves [Laughter] do you remember that one time we took that uh crawfish pot it was like i don't even know 30 gallon gigantic vat yeah we made it and we dumped it my parents had that little island sink and it fit perfect in there or just like bloop yeah we poured it in our stirring we poured it into your uh mixer machine yeah the margarita machine and the thing is was that the problem with it is is there so much alcohol in it it doesn't freeze it got a little like crusty but it didn't freeze and that's when we really knew the alcohol content right that was the thing dude i literally i had that margarita machine serviced because i thought it was broken but then the margaritas froze that night do you remember we had frozen margarita but mine didn't freeze right wow apparently you've got to add water yeah really and i was like i never did it because i was like i don't want to water down my [ __ ] drinks dude but apparently yeah apparently you don't water down andy's plan yeah you don't water it don't make it more refreshing than it already is yeah oh man yeah so we had some uh good times with all andy's punch oh man now kayla says i want some i saw that i just kind of came up on here oh you know lindsay can't drink it no why pineapple in it she's allergic to pineapple oh tropical punch has pineapple in it and i tried dude i tried to make it with like regular fruit punch and it it still covers it up but it does it's not the same it's whatever you also put pineapple rum right insane yeah for some reason the mixture of the pineapple rum with the minute made tropical is just the right mixture that covers everything up but i tried it in regular fruit punch and it does not taste the same at all you should try uh um coconut rum hell yeah yeah i knew you'd i know you i knew you they meant that yeah coconut rum man coconut rum actually have a bottle downstairs still not the same though man coconut rum i would probably end up with that [ __ ] it wasn't like by itself nothing in this like i know trust me i know it just it literally tasted like kool-aid the only time you could tell that there was alcohol in it is the first drink you have one of those drinks afterwards just like there is no alcohol in this you know yeah tastes less and less yeah less and less it's like those drinks where he just completely disappears yeah so everybody's taking a drink now i know right i miss my punch so uh this summer heart burns we're gonna reincarnate oh i got another margarita machine down i got it i got it you know before i make it i got to eat a [ __ ] ton of times it gives me horrible heartburn now so why don't you just take that like or something pineapple rolls i'll take it or what is this the pineapple rum it's the pineapple comes my stomach the sugar and whatever else is in there yeah there is that's that's the only thing with it there is a lot of sugar yeah also what if you put pineapple rum it also freezes it and pour it it's like sticky-ass syrup so you can't take wow so you can't take uh uh polysec to help that out and i just haven't how do you know okay that's how jungle juice daiquiri is in nola in new orleans i love new orleans man that place is dope well one of these days whenever things open back up we'll have to go to mardi gras yeah uh so okay not you patrick yeah i can i can see so no so i'd rather i like that city when it's not party time dude like right before halloween but so i uh lindsey and i were thinking about going and uh we wrote on facebook what would be better hey with padre or new orleans and lauren yeah i remember yeah lauren flat out said that the crime was [ __ ] up there like it was bad like she wouldn't even have her family there and she's in that and she's wow enforcement so um she was being real about it and so i don't know if it's gotten any better yeah but i really the thing is is well that's bad because lauren uh she works for the state and her family yeah her family and everything is like detectives and very much she's coming from law enforcement yeah i wouldn't even have my family out here and i was like uh the family is like and she's like go to padre and i was like okay cool she and and uh i mean she lives there yeah cause i think kayla and i were looking at going to padre whenever you were like going to padre i don't know what the hell happened with that so that was a good trip man we had a good time granted we came back and got coveted on the way back but it was a good trip kayla says uh it's always been bad she says it is but uh you have to know where to go i can be y'all's tour guide no that's what lawrence was saying she it's bad all over the place right now because of what's happening with the covet and everything yeah well she says yeah never will get you know uh better due to poverty but that's the whole point that's what you know andy's saying is that you know lauren like obviously works i think she's a state trooper or something like that but yeah she said she's just saying if you have a choice in vacation but you gotta understand also i don't like new orleans during party season i like new orleans like right before halloween where it's almost party time there's some people there but it's still not dude i also like it for the the when you go out at night and it's if it's not extremely busy if you go during the week and whatnot you walk through the like the the cobblestone streets and stuff in the french quarter and stuff you know i'm a big history person you know i don't study history but i can sit there and look down you know uh uh down bourbon street or what is the street canal street or and just imagine what it was like back in the day when this is when the the city was coming says no i want a party she said [ __ ] your she wants to go when it's getting crunk i know it's just too many people i don't like being shoulder to shoulder you can who's this old version of andy dude no i've never liked new orleans during part dude you can go so you can go kind of like me he doesn't like very big crowds you can go on halloween or the weekend before halloween and get and have a blast and it is party time there but you can actually walk places and get to places so you can actually get in there and get your drink and not wait four hours and a bunch of which honestly i will say being older like waiting i my tolerance for patience and weight halloween halloween down there is [ __ ] phenomenal dude it's i would have never thought like this is the last place i'd go for halloween are you kidding me all the whole dude they get do they celebrate hollow all hallows eve like [ __ ] you have voodoo and all that [ __ ] oh yeah dude it gets crazy down there on halloween not mardi gras crazy but i guess kayla says there's no such thing as not party season lol that's funny i mean i've been there a few times where i've actually i used to have a t-shirt that said uh in case you need an excuse to party and every single day of the week there was a reason i want a little money at the casino a little wait in new orleans or uh yeah new orleans uh harrah's harris yeah now streetport's never been friendly to me as far as shreveport has never been friendly to me either the first time i ever gambled was in shreveport and i had no idea i was with my mom and dad and i literally sat at this machine i'll never forget it was like it said like cigars and like i grew up my dad smoked cigars and [ __ ] right so i was like well [ __ ] it i'm gonna if i'm gonna play one i'm gonna play this one right twenty five hundred dollars for a [ __ ] pull and the lady that was sitting next to me she go she was the one telling me how to play and she goes oh you need to do max bet you know if you're going to bet blah blah blah so i did max bet and dude this girl like went from like happy to show me to like i want to rob you i don't like she felt like she needed a finder's fee you know what i mean like hey here's 20 bucks right like i dude i don't have that's the problem is like i don't have patience and i don't i like i hate it when i actually lose that money man it's like that five bills just went right down the toilet i literally could have bought into glock 19 for that you know exactly what i'm thinking right now patrick just looked at me like [Laughter] so uh i'm not don't worry i'm not gonna i'm not gonna talk figures so every year you have a win-loss statement and i looked at my win loss statement about had a [ __ ] heart attack and i said my dad's gonna murder me and then he's gonna [ __ ] it and then i saw patrick's win loss statement and i go oh i don't feel so bad i mean but hold on here's [ __ ] up my heart [ __ ] dropped yeah that's why i don't go to the casino i'm like yeah um without talking about numbers um yeah it was more than most people make um at a one percent that's this disgusting yeah it literally i so you see what i'm saying like yeah like kayla knows the figure and she's doing the vomit i have a hard time like you know like i just i just like 500 that's half an ar-15 that's half of that's half a weekend vacation trust me and that's just 500 bucks that's not even scratching the surface so it's hard for me to win a gamble that's not even scratching them you get lucky yeah oh god if we did the average of what that relates to per day i don't want to know you [ __ ] imagine i don't want to know oh you know what what's that we're about we're halfway through the show right now i figured now would be a good time you want to do that talk about that thing we talked about earlier with the gift card oh yeah yeah go ahead so uh patrick you were gone while we were talking about this but what i'm doing gift card hold on hold on yeah just listen so so gift card what money so wait we were talking about money and so to show my support for the uh for the show and like a thank you to devin and patrick for letting me have a spot on the show and then also helping them to thank anybody that tunes in and stays with us what i went ahead and did this week is just kind of put uh just kind of volunteered i'm gonna do a 25 gift card and this is from me um it's gonna be just a plain jane gift card 25 gift card whatnot and the way to win this gift card and i hate to say it but girlfriends and immediate family are out are exempt because thank you and and before you get upset and ask why i'll give you the why it's because we get you pretty gifts and and anniversaries no it's not a win star gift card and we get you flowers to say we're thinking about you we also get flowers to get out of the dog house too you know saying so you all you the girls get a pass to gifts no matter what so this is to like one of the listeners out there that's been you know you and him not necessarily enough to be with us from day one but if you have been listening to the last and i know you can go back and see this so this will also be easy but if you go back to and and uh you have to answer this at the next show not this evening next monday um when i'm back on if you can name the three superheroes that i've represented on my t-shirts i'm not three i've been on here three times right yeah correct not you can't say you can't like blanket it and say it's you have to be the specific superheroes and right now this one should be really easy tonight since we're talking about it yeah but next week i'm going to ask and the first person to comment for the last three you don't have to do next week's the last three superheroes i've warned if you answer the order in the correct order yes yes please please or uh in the correct order one two and three uh i will um and if we if i know you i'll give it to you if i don't know you put your ad you dm or email an address and we'll send the gift card to you but i'm putting a 25 gift card out there just as a thank you for listening and everything so again next week i'll ask what were the last three superheroes i represented on my shirt while i was here and you'll win a 25 gift card yep there you go cool cool yeah and we're gonna start this uh from here on out we're gonna be doing uh a lot of different giveaways from t-shirts to merchandise though uh especially when we launched the merchandise store that we are still like we have it i've showed andy tonight um we're pretty good stuff we got to integrate it and um yeah so once we launch that then we'll be doing more giveaways they got they got face masks that say fu yeah so just uh just a heads up you know saying if if you will like if you as we you know some of us have we wearing face masks it's out of respect but at the same time if you're frustrated yep and you're unlimitedly frustrated yeah you will have a face mask that says fu on it okay uh there will be a hand with a mic so you'll be able to explain your way out of it if you upset somebody but just understand that's out there i thought it was really cool there's some cool hats on there i looked at all this merchandise everyone it's legit um you know and as devin said they'll they'll be doing giveaways here and there and what not it'll include you know different things at different times but you know it's it's a big thank you for listening and yeah we'll keep on doing the uh monetary uh gift cards and stuff too just to thank our listeners for tuning in and continuing to be with us because we appreciate you all absolutely and everything you'll do and any word of mouth you can give anybody to get to get uh more listeners and tell your friends about us tell your friends and tell them they can win some ends yeah money money money money so yes and then anytime that you guys uh want to see something that you you know maybe want so to devin patrick myself or anything you know you feel free to chime in or whatnot put in the comments or if you want to reach out to devon or patrick with ideas that's i'm not opening the floodgates here so don't give them like oh maybe you should talk about a bear that rides a unicycle and can juggle balls there goes your balls again but you know or if there's something you want to see us do when you know even maybe like a signed autographed uh balls to hang from your truck or bits or anything i've seen i've seen those what those balls you hanging from your truck yeah there's ones you can get for the bikers out there like and i don't mean like motorcycle mic but the motorcycle bikers but like cyclists they're there that's yes they got one they actually light up and blink and you can hang them from your seat right glow balls glow balls yes and they turn blue oh my god they do this is a thing that happens they turn black blue yeah you gotta squeeze them and they turn blue they laugh but yes um you know this legitimately they uh devin and patrick have talked about how the listeners are involved in this and that's that's legitimately true as you see that they uh uh constantly recognize the comments et cetera what's going on so you know they they want to hear from you um you know if there's something you have an opinion on especially what we talk about definitely chime in let us know this is the area to do it there will be no judgment um i mean occasionally we might poke fun yeah but i promise you the only bad idea is one that is not discussed and that's what i tell people all the time because it's like you know i don't want to talk about this because it's a bad idea no bad idea is not explaining it not presenting it you know what i mean like we could either run with it or not that's it true or we could ridicule you for it no i'm just kidding i wouldn't do that yeah you could i could good but what i was looking at that headline did you see it yeah i saw that that's the one i saw what was the headline even there's even goes down that slippery slope but yeah there's a high commanding officer that's saying that these the officer was out of line too like the army lieutenant that was uh that files a one million dollar lawsuit against police officers who pepper sprayed and assaulted him here's another here's another body no but it's it's selected footage you don't know so so i know the headline reads got pepper sprayed because he didn't have a rear license plate i get that but it was it showed in the video it was up in the upper right of the back granted yes it wasn't in the license plate holder but it still was displayed on the rear but not in the license plate holder i mean no i don't know no that will not happen what what kayla says i'll sign devin's balls on-air hey i mean you know a lot of those are couples you know i'm saying yeah yeah i get it i get it but i don't want to see that you know the same dudes that support for a derail on the show the same the same dudes that support anti-gun laws also fall in love with only fans girls [Music] and she really likes me i pay five dollars a month [Laughter] no but so i agree i think they should have somehow used a little more discretion again again i'm not there yeah and i know cops receive a certain amount of training i just thought it was a little like why were they why did the cops get so apprehensive in the first place that's it right why did they um what are we not seeing what what did was there something or is this okay so or is this a case of cops being again over above and beyond the law type [ __ ] let me answer that the first part so apparently um the cops said the reason why they were so agitated and why they jumped out with automatically came out the web with weapons drawn whether it be taser or whatever was because they had followed him for several miles and it was he they thought he was evading arrest this but that hasn't been released yet either so yes did they follow him for several miles though do we have no no no no no that's what they quoted the reason why was because that that's why i did the air quotes is that because he didn't have a license plate right that was the original but so the thing is and i'm going to be i i but here's the thing they they did the gps and they did when the sirens turned on and all that yeah from the time he apprehended and did they did they follow it was literally two minutes like okay and okay so they just follow him for two minutes so in an immediate like as soon as they pull him over he says hey i went to a well lit and you can hear it audio he said i wanted to go to a well-lit area yeah yeah that's true like i can't i would want to go to a well-lit populated area exactly now i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you the truth it's and this this also unfortunately is is the way the cops are getting looked at nowadays too as well but with a police officer that had his gun drawn for whatever reason which i'm sure will come to light here yeah pretty soon like in the current climate he was fired uh i just wanted i saw that yeah legitimately so i agree i don't i think it was i i saw the way he yeah i didn't agree with that at all because he's telling him to put his you know take his seat belt off and i've seen a lot of videos where they tell him to take his seat belt off and as soon as they reach for the waist he's got a gun he's got a gun in the next right now we've got another person dead on the news right so so you know and that's just it is like i understand his apprehension like with what's going on in in the media and and what what society on social media is perpetuating i get his fear for not wanting to step out of the car with a gun pointed at him like it it's i get his fear everybody says like you know it's better to comply it's better to comply well it used to be better to comply nowadays it we've got a society that's fear-based and so it's natural for a person and especially with you know with the situation for for who it was it's special it's it's commonplace because he had every right to be scared i'm sorry but somebody's got a gun trained on me yeah and you're gonna tell me because i had a back license plate and again if that's at the gps legitimately they were only following them for two minutes well shame on the officers dude but i don't know kayla says two minutes at what speed um honestly i don't i don't have the you know from the minute the dash cam started rolling i'm sure it'll come out in the lawsuit yeah we'll find out we'll all find out all together and we can comment more on that but um based on everything up until that point it looks like he you know even with his hands up yeah granted he didn't open the door granted he didn't but he's like tandy's point if he would have reached to get the seat belt to undo it he would have been lit up if he would have jerked any wrong way yeah if he would have done anything that was a license to shoot they're telling him to take his seat belt off after they pepper sprayed him he can't see what the [ __ ] he's doing right i mean so now here's the other thing though here's the other side of it and this is what i firmly believe like you want to go home tonight right yeah so you know as long as i'm truthfully not doing anything wrong i'm as far as i'm concerned and i know it's different depending on who you are i know in this society that's what it is but i am getting like yeah comply get out of the car explain to them who you are what's going on show them your registration i get that the fear in society right now is is what caught was is what causes the reaction because it does happen and we've seen it all over the news and we don't want to nobody wants to be the next victim on on film you know yeah and and that's kind of where we're at but at the same time hey for me i'm i got a gun on me i'm getting out of the car this and that looked yes i'm just driving home here's what's going on eventually i'm going to get out of that as long as i'm not doing anything wrong now i understand where the officer the the military officers fear comes from and so i can't say i'm not him so i can't say that if i was him personally that i would comply the same way because he may look at society differently than i do well here's the thing that like it's hard for me to wrap my head around this guy served to protect our country and everything else and this guy is fear for his life by the police not by afghanistan not by people shooting at him by the [ __ ] police so he did a couple a couple tours and uh he's more scared of his own the people here because not the people over [ __ ] seas that's that's shows what's going on so if i went to canada would i be more scared of canada than here no no because they don't have [ __ ] guns you also have and they're not hurting you gotta also understand he's scared because of the agenda that's being pushed in the media but no no no hold on yeah yeah that's all right is fear monger well i agree i agree good journalists just report the [ __ ] there is no good journalist oh my god i don't know anymore like i news upsets me but it does but speaking from somebody that actually has press credentials and actually like talks about and presents the news yes there are companies out there that have a narrative and you can tell by what they talk about and what content they bring forth and what they decide to uh we'll just kind of brush this under the rug and nobody needs to know about this i mean corporations are good at that too oh yeah no i mean corporations are what funds a lot of these companies and stuff and so the the the thing is is you always got to follow the money and you can figure out where the corruption and is because you know power corrupts you know absolute power corrupts absolutely and i agree you know what i mean and that's the problem with you know and and i was one of the advocates in 2001 actually i was one of the first people to post that all cops and all police need to wear body cameras period no questions asked and oh my effing sweet baby jesus it got pushed back officers didn't want to wear it they didn't want to comply i didn't want to do this and i go the same mentality that the government has for us as u.s citizens that if you ain't doing anything then you have nothing to worry about is the same mentality that i said towards the officers it's a natural human condition dude that's like if you've got nothing to hide then you shouldn't worry about it that's what the government's if the cat's away the mice will play it is legitimately and you know it's not that there's more corruption going on it's that there's corruption being videotaped more because it's now a thing it's now social media as soon as the body cam footage comes out social media spreads it worldwide i mean oh yeah so you gotta you've got people in other countries getting outraged over stuff that's going on here and i get rightfully so and so yeah i mean look at the like today perfect example look at the shooting the school shooting another one and it's like it's just getting [ __ ] old and if you look at from other countries looking at us it's like we're a joke yeah there we go there's other we're the life and stuff of the world man we really are the laughingstock of the world because they're like hey y'all and y'all anti-gun [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] this is why y'all have every other week everybody all the other countries all the other countries are just sitting back and watching us implode you don't you don't think this is like pre-planned you don't think this is all oh i mean dude come on it could be pre-planned let me tell you something i mean because if the government if the government can hide it can cover up kennedy and cover up i don't want to get into they have pigs that can cover up i don't want to i don't want to cover up yeah so the way i'm going to live [ __ ] i'm gonna drop this okay this isn't just the way of countries but you can only ride on top so long before you have to hit pay your dues you gotta hit rock bottom sometime and america has yet to truly hit rock by the 20s and the recession the original recession yeah it was close but we have yet to truly hit rock bottom we are getting very very very close to hitting rock bottom as far as an attitude as society like it is it is i think we're already there yeah i think we're beyond there and the problem is and if you look at historical if you look at the finance and you look at how we're just printing money because we can and we're giving money out if you look at germany look at all the other countries historical data because that's me i'm like the data guru if you look at that stuff um like it's it's scary because all of those countries that printed that money yeah times were good but then five years later they tanked crashed i remember when the dollar bill used to be more than the euro and now they're right throws more than a dollar bill well that's what i'm saying that's what happens when you print money because so well it also when when china devalues their money too it doesn't do anything for our dollar either yeah so if the peso becomes more than a dollar uh we're in we're all [ __ ] yeah we're really big [ __ ] trouble that may happen you never know man oh god well speaking of china did you hear about um no china's 2.75 billion with a b fine on alibaba what do you mean who'd they they find him they fought no then alibaba's company who's alibaba alibaba is one of those uh merchants where you can get like a lot of like think of amazon but say you want 700 engines for your car or 700 bikes whatever blah blah they will negotiate with you a set price or massage chairs whatever like they do bulk oh so think of sam's club meets amazon yeah yeah that's not hay you know that's not a bad business model but apparently it is a bad business well well so what happened was this they uh alibaba made um deals where if you were to market your massage chairs let's use that one for example um you couldn't sell yeah you couldn't sell and market on any other platform yes okay sorry is that was that star wars no that go on down with my back oh so we said we circled back we circled back to the balls i tried to deserve the backside i tried to bring it back back to sake figure of the house so apparently what happened was uh sorry don't quote me on that so it was a uh anti-trust go ahead anti-trust anti-monopoly type thing but cha which this is where the irony is because china inherently has been uh known for years and years and years for stealing other people's ideas and but yet they're hammering down on this company for 2.75 billion with a b yeah it's like any corporation that will steal your idea too but it's funny it's their own you know what i mean it's like they punish their own but they're they're going to steal from every u.s company yeah of course all of them of course from apple i have no opinion on that the royal family's already after me for what i said earlier so oh [ __ ] well you might as well have [ __ ] china after you no no what you're going to china no china i just don't want to be on the china emperor is it emperor is there an emperor what is there what do they got out there president i think there's a president i don't want him on my ass well he's already on our asses yeah he is that's he owns america as it is i don't need him having a person with me kayla says worst things happen in other countries they don't broadcast them beheading their own no actually that's not true if you go look online there is um they don't broadcast it but it's readily available if you if you did yeah if you want to look for it yeah and it is right the dark web really has it available well yeah darker web has some [ __ ] [ __ ] that like no i don't i don't want to go and i've never ventured into the dark web i don't want to i'm saying i have and what i found was like absolutely like just blew my face i'm afraid that like my we end up in the corner rocking saying like i need an adult honestly like i think that's when i started losing faith in humanities when i i ventured into the dark web and the only reason why i did was because of the whole wayfarer scandal and all that yeah i know internet oh my internet has been both our uprising and our downfall as a society right social media in general but it just goes you know going back to the whole media thing and then going back to uh you know search engines and google being the predominant one how they just limit what you can see based on what they want you to see yeah and then when you go on the dark web it's like here's all the [ __ ] you're missing no you're not you're no longer traveling with blinders on now you're seeing the real world i don't know if i want to see it no only devin would actually go to the black woman and look at all that [ __ ] it's a dark web it's not black it's not racist well what i mean i said black web i know it's dark web you said black made it racist it's a black i mean an opening to what not your butthole open butthole here is my charging port [Music] there might be an opening on that side on the wild side on the wild side of cancer culture i don't give a [ __ ] what why the camera been predominantly on me i feel like really exposed right now i'm sorry bro here like i like a good rotation i don't know you are being exposed man because this guy's too busy eating [ __ ] cheez-its so i can't put it on hill i mean i granted you how many you do you guys do this monday wednesday friday and saturday no monday wednesday friday that's it weekdays you don't do saturday you sure i thought about moving it to drive time just so we can get people while they're coming in and out of work but then you have time above driving at drive time yeah that's the reason part of the reason why because a lot of our guests would be driving so i'm like well the good thing is we're on all these platforms they don't necessarily have to listen to it live they can listen to it you know on spotify oh yeah so where are these people going to comment next week are they going to get on the facebook feed where is it when that when i'm like hey what the [ __ ] was i wearing they will be oh on the uh frustration unlimited podcast uh facebook page is predominantly where most your comments should be um but we are also on youtube and twitch so those are other platforms if you are those the ones we're live on yes so we'll look on those whichever we're everything's time stamped are they time zone stamped so how do we know as soon as they come in like they'll have like seasons all right no media family no girlfriends that's right and no people that have been blocked no spouses oh and guys you've blocked them they'll reach out to me like who's this andy guy maybe i'll get this prize and devin devin's like no i blocked him like a year ago i don't want him send a message to the frustration unlimited send it to frustration unlimited do it now do it now guys do it and then i'll uh i'll make a little uh advert so advert i'll take a little screenshot of andy's lovely face since you've gotten a lot of air time and face time i know i'm like literally i've been looking at your screen i'm like why am i like the center because you're a [ __ ] guest bro and people get tired of seeing our ugly faces not mine i feel special i mean not ears sprouted kiss i mean i mean i should get shirts this is probably make me wanna you should hit the jeweler and get a product replacement man get a what yeah you get a grill you know i'm a realtor who's at johnny grill down down in houston or whatever he did paul walls grill and all that yeah and he'd be like yeah so too bad paul wall and all them live in houston a little flip and all them so i got all their managers cards and stuff and they're like hit me up when you're in houston i'm like hit me up with you in dallas what does kayla mean never never what i didn't never ever do no no she says never what the hell does that don't you dare what what the [ __ ] you dare what i love how people comment [ __ ] didn't like well the problem is the problem is the comments show up like after we have some of the conversation that's the like i've noticed give us context yes so we have to we got to speak in context because the the comments come up late from the feed sorry everyone many apologies is well it's not that they come up late it's like we just talk about so many things random like it could be could be three topics ago you never know oh kayla said never get tired of your face once again context is everything mine andy's mine she says your context is pay attention no your context is you need to complete sentences and thoughts with a your context a verb like like well i i will say punctuation first because the the uh that's a noun a few of my favorite things is eating my family and not using commas i mean yes it should be a few of my favorite things are eating my family and now i use commas exactly kayla says don't get grilled not good oh yeah that's right she works on teeth so she'd be the first oh yeah i know it would be removable i could take it out after the show a removable grill so yeah i've heard the horror stories about the teeth that are under them shits oh god i can only imagine lil wheezy probably got little [ __ ] hobbit teeth and [ __ ] are looking like smeagle and [ __ ] grill out and like clean my precious let me brush my teeth hey y'all leave your alone dude leave who alone what duh oh well we got girl power here they like oh they're ganging up they are looking at them they're like yeah they're just as bad maybe maybe maybe they can get their friends to listen and they can all gang up on us and we can yeah yeah get all your girlfriends and we can just tell a bunch of sexist jokes oh they'll really let us in she got she got in a car accident the other day i'm just kidding you can't drive in the kitchen [Music] he says i agree do not get a grill damn it not a permanent it's gonna be removable like ye what if he gets a trigger does that count no we were talking about that earlier tonight it's funny you say that yeah why what happened what happened no i said traeger something and i've surfed for pop first thing that pops up on my [ __ ] facebook traeger oh [ __ ] don't talk about it then because yeah now it's gonna follow you forever even the knockoffs are expensive dude yeah no i get it i've thought about it and i'm like no i kind of wish i wouldn't have gotten rid of my smoker now because i had [ __ ] prices of them went through the damn roof yeah well it just depends on who you get it from yeah well like the knockoffs even a good-sized knockoff is still 600 bucks what like pit boss or whatever uh there's one i saw home depot and another one i saw at wally world and they're like knock off brands they got bluetooth and the bluetooth probe and all that [ __ ] and yeah but i looked at a couple of those but if you look at the reviews they not so good the problem is with a lot of those is the thickness of the metal and they use like sheet metal and not like heavy gauge steel so then literally like it lasts a year and you're throwing this [ __ ] out man yeah oh i guess i can't go down that route no wonder traeger's cost so much that's why those [ __ ] are expensive they got this little one kayla says i was gonna get devon one for christmas hey girl if you're making bank like that go for it all right i highly encourage it because the meat that comes off that chicken oh my god i know and i'm faulty meat that comes out of the trigger she said got him cologne the price of the grill instead i know and i told you not to wait you got him wait hold on yes i got him yeah alone yes price of the grill so so the only the only not exaggerating so i used to wear tiffany sport for men and it was a phenomenal clone should i do a product reveal hold on yeah i wanna i don't wanna smell this [ __ ] and that's the song and this was the best some of the best [ __ ] i and they just came together and i saw bottles for like five and six hundred bucks so if this is the price of a traeger i wanna see this [ __ ] i wanna smell this [ __ ] does is it like anchorman it has parts of real panther in it why does it smell like stetson oh my beard yeah hey hot in here got a beer it's like something i'm cold be on it oh you can't even read it well you look like you're supposed to drink this [ __ ] man she's like don't you dare [ __ ] drink it that's the price of a traeger so she says it's amazing straight up is this from another country yes it's actually handmade it's actually each bottle oh really yeah and it's got a sprayer on it those are dabbers just kidding i mean you can spray it no not for a price it'd only be a hundred dollars a spray [Laughter] it's one of those yeah it's uh smell like a man [Laughter] she said uh i won't reveal yeah it's uh it's creed called liquid panty dropper liquid no we were talking about uh perfume and cologne one day and i said you know i ran into this stuff um when i was overseas and then i went to ran into this stuff in the overseas that's a normal conversation from overseas thanks well no no no no but then i uh i started doing research on it looks like a flask yeah right it kind of does um let me see if i can get this camera situation boy dude i look at her product placement product oh [ __ ] i gotta turn that off yeah they should pay you for real like that's if that cologne's worth that much money oh reflection from the light yep yeah i'm trying to you want me to put it up there yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] it devin devin's product placing this so this is not me here good hold on camera third camera there we go here we go let's do it like this yeah oh for all you audio people that aren't there that are visually that aren't able to see this right now um it's creed uh if i if i use the white wall as the background you can see as soon as i put it over yeah nope nope it goes away it's all good i can't this this opposite angle thing it's like being in a mirror and [ __ ] i don't know what i'm doing so yeah story on that um so i saw it whenever uh i was in europe and overseas and then uh when i was in vegas um this company like was starting out and they had a couple bottles of of it and they didn't know what the hell they had and they were they were offering it for like 80 bucks a bottle and i was like dumb tempted to buy all of them because it's 10 times the price here in the states or normal places so yeah yeah so that's what started the whole story and then she interested interesting i see with her very interesting adventist chat smells like it smells like cologne i don't know if it smells eight hundred dollars yeah but yeah there's the tiffany's got discontinued there i saw it found it on ebay and people are like charging 480 bucks for like half a bottle i'm like it smelled good but it does smell good i did pay 20 bucks for three samples so right but i i don't hardly ever use it yeah i'm like i was like when she bought it i was like how often do we go out with the covid and everything else i'm like you know it's going to stay in the bottle for 20 years lindsay bought me some cologne um i forgot what it was this smells good too and she loves it too and i smell it we go out dude we went to the red crab she says spray it lands will love it hey you know what we drove right by the red crab the other night so we went to visit lena who was on the podcast on friday uh we went to go visit her out at memphis which is in addison and we literally passed right by the red crab and i was like babe andy was telling us about this place amazing hey red crab anybody who's if you're listening or you can get us over the red crowd that place is [ __ ] awesome it it may not be awesome it rivals nate's i'm not i'm not even scared to say that and it's like right by nate's too that's that's a crazy part i mean we got it's not far we've got [ __ ] king crab and uh i mean it was [ __ ] phenomenal my baby treated me i i gotta put that out there she she spoiled me that night and we got this [ __ ] crab leg like and you could break it with your hands man you didn't even have to use the cracker kayla let's all go and it came out and there's a big old fat piece of crab meat we need to wait a couple weeks kayla because i got an anniversary dinner coming up and we just went to fogo last night and we've been going out oh go i thought it was texas day brazil oh yeah we went yeah sorry texas hey bro listen to your stories more than even damn but yeah we've we've been spinning a lot and she's been spoiling me a lot and so and i'm about to say hell yes she says [ __ ] you're spoiling that's that's our that's like we're coming up on about a year on may uh a year on may 4th and so all the whole time i've been like yeah it's the fifth is the fish she's like no we did not go out on cinco de mayo i wouldn't oh that's my mom's birthday she's like she's like it's the fifth it's the fit i was like that i kept saying the fifth and it's been an ongoing joke because i keep forgetting and i'm like so yeah it's the fifth right she's like yes i finally remembered after the last time we joked about it and so and then we were looking through the the text messages and technically it was actually the third and so it's so nunny right but the anniversary gift i got her has the force so it's gonna be the fourth that's my daughter's birthday the third oh [ __ ] yeah so oh i can hear your mom oh i know you can that's why when she sees [Laughter] so patrick [Laughter] what he loves to do impressions of my mom and he does him in front of my mom and it's the [ __ ] funny [ __ ] you're on my bad shot so [ __ ] you're my bad son hey so we i remember i remember the blue goose days we got kicked out of blue goose so many yeah times was that because of the devin's mom i think didn't the cops come once yes the cops did come one [ __ ] crazy man don't touch me it wasn't i wasn't you got copied that's the whole thing it was way before kovac it wasn't just it wasn't just his mom it was us at times too and of course when we got going the f-bombs and we were dropping like profanity and of course andy being probably one of the loudest ones i was like i don't know what we said but there was there was one night when we were like asked to keep it down four different times because we were being so obnoxious okay well in our defense i'm not defending my actions i all i was because really we don't have a defense but in our defense these stupid [ __ ] put us right by the entrance yeah they did like really there's people and there's people waiting in line that were complaining about it i'm like you know we're loud we don't think we want to eat here because those people are and they haven't made it in the [ __ ] door yet yeah exactly we were like no they put us right by the gate and they served us three dollar margaritas that were strong as [ __ ] yeah you get two and a half barely two and a half in and you're like holy [ __ ] yeah yeah no and and when your mom had more than two it was hey speaking of which they're only two dollars tomorrow not walking back down that road man i think we need to do a live remote oh yeah let me show you show you how to get kicked out yeah we'll show you how it's going down do a live remote and uh just have your mom as a guest yeah this is [ __ ] devin no i'm not gonna do it where the [ __ ] you put me on [ __ ] out i didn't do it no you put me on social media kayla said that happened to us before too i believe it yeah well yeah because you know i used to be picked on when i was uh in school because my voice even though i was like i tried to hide in the back of the class yeah you sound like a little girl the [ __ ] teacher could hear my goddamn voice from the front of the i'm like out of everybody i would always be singled out oh yeah i had the same problem dude they would just constantly get caught for talking your voice carries andy [ __ ] it does so i'll never forget what does it carry um fourth grade i think it was [ __ ] passed to the principal's office fourth grade and all my people that are watching that like went to elementary school w.a porter and stuff with me blah blah hey what's going on some of the class people that were in the class can remember this um so miss harper she had a uh i had a miss harper a substitute in right well i was sitting in the far corner and um apparently i irritated this substitute teacher well he decided he decided to put his hands around my neck right and then of course i being actor that i am like he was he was just showing you how much he cared about you he wanted you to go in the right direction yeah yeah he's really concerned about it he was so concerned he had to put his hands around my [ __ ] neck right right so get this [ __ ] so a teacher walked by a teacher walked by while he had his hands around my neck and while i was doing that motion dude got fired i'm like right on the spot on it never saw a day after that wow i'd probably make him more mad so he doesn't be like what are you doing after class [Laughter] you're like oh [Laughter] i like being told what to do [Laughter] i'm allowed to win me a lawsuit it is yes you are loud and the more you drink the louder it gets yeah you know the louder you get the better it feels so let's have beans for oh wait wait let's have drinks for every meal what kayla i concur i concur yeah i can see what happens is the more we drink the uh less the harder you get no the less the hearing works so we got to talk louder so that we can hear better that's just you it's not no this has been scientifically proven uh the part i just made up yeah yeah you do get louder shut the [ __ ] up you do man i know i do we have sidetracked this evening like you wouldn't try no we don't ever sidetrack we never get on track in order to sidetrack true i mean facts facts dammit dammy what kind of [ __ ] did you talk about when what's her name was on the singer oh yeah liz is the same tina that's correct lina kayla said liz is the same yeah said liz i know my mom is they it's a family thing it's a crazy mirror when they both get and they escape watching [ __ ] there was devin devin was just barely at times getting to the point where he finally figured out he's like i'm just going to ignore her yes i it took many [ __ ] years to realize because you like you want to you guys want to match your level of intensity you guys are very enthusiastic it's a good it's a very nice way of putting come over here and do some special projects let me have a drink dab it down yeah two drinks two or three drinks and she's ready to [ __ ] you up yes all i did was invite you over to my house [ __ ] i learned a long time ago i'm never going to win that battle so i'm not even not even going to try to engage in that fight not against your parents you won't ever win yeah i'm just like go ahead take it just take the wind take the w ma yeah just give it up it ain't worth it it ain't worth the headache the stress the struggle yeah oh man good times yep fun times let's go relive it all tuesday so we're going to bluegrass tomorrow no with uh yeah with devin's mom [ __ ] no yeah so we can have content for next week's show you guys won't be able to keep the lid on it until next time you guys it's gonna be so intense you're gonna be on wednesday night you'll never believe what the f happened last night and i'm gonna be like [ __ ] we'll go ahead and be part of this podcast we can go ahead and just take over all of our [ __ ] with us and we just put her on the show right i don't know if i i don't know blue goose may not let us in there live oh yeah lacey's not there anymore oh she's not no she's not she's uh head over grapevine i think she's regional or something like that now so she's uh she's upgraded her status um should go to uh boomers lindsey said uh i have a hair appointment otherwise i'd be like hell yeah she has a heavy appointment how long does it take to do her error three four five hours they can do they can do it in the evenings after school so yeah she's in hair school she's cosmetology i know i've seen her a little man she's like five sick now i'll make your nails sexy for you it's so good you know if i stick that more you know jc works at uh blue goose yeah jc works at uh blue goose which one does she work over here at this one no when she decides to show up to work she does or when she decides to go to work or work in general no they uh prom and everything else going on so you know yeah you remember the photos we took yeah you know then prime photos yeah i remember i remember oh [ __ ] he's reminiscent now look at me i see him 26 years ago 26 24 years ago no sorry i'm going to really two years ago really how many problems did you go to 10 20 it's 23 really 23 proms no [Laughter] 23 years ago he asked you a question how many how many problems you've been to you said 23 23 about 20 years ago i'm almost 23 right now how many people i only went i only went to one one okay yeah i was just i went to three god i feel like i'm the [ __ ] weirdo i want to know you're just the [ __ ] yeah you were just a [ __ ] biscuit hey everybody that is yeah chin strap and his baby blues yeah you know he was still doing that [ __ ] when i met him at [ __ ] brookhaven country club he was giving me [ __ ] free drinks because he was working at the men's club bar oh that was a funny [ __ ] i got hired as an assistant manager or whatever at all [ __ ] club i've never golfed in my life that's where i met this dude yeah i walk into the men's club and you gotta walk through a bunch of naked old men balls to get there hence where all the balls are right back we'll come full circle circle again three times like literally you gotta walk through the locker room to get there and i come in devon's working and like i ordered my first drink he does charge me for the first one because we don't really know each other yet but then we start talking this and that and and we got cooler and cooler next you know i'm coming up to play like you know nine or ten holes and i'm like go to get go to him and he's filling up my styrofoam with you know you know how styrofoam sweats alcohol yeah it only sweats if you have a lot of alcohol in there these [ __ ] drinks sweats oh [Music] oh you just look like sprite poured out of the [ __ ] balls of butt holes right that's how i met him originally um holy [ __ ] man did you know like so i was obviously uh assistant manager and then i think i ended up moving into being a manager um i might have been gone after that i don't i don't know i don't remember how long i was i remember well first if i did i ended up busting one of the guys there um we had crown crown was like obviously uh one of the top sellers right ended up busting uh one of the guys that was in charge of liquor distribution and all that sort of stuff that worked on on-site for uh filling up crown bottles with um i think it was wasn't it it wasn't the old dude like frank was it i hope not no one frank thought it was a frank was a that was from old school he was cool brace i know frank the tank but they were not talking frank this guy this guy like no [ __ ] this guy was 80 i i remember he was in 78 he was older but man he was cool as [ __ ] but he just looked like he was in his 50s but you can go really very young very young looking yeah and you could tell like he just he's one of the coolest people there do you remember sherman he was the chef the five-star michelin chef oh no i never met the chef oh dude i wish though i wish you would have hung out after like because well we had our own [ __ ] hangouts and [ __ ] oh yeah yeah yeah i never hung out with many people at work from there we we we hung out one night together and went back to i was gonna live it it was a member of the country club and i was right end up living in his house and that at that night actually got me booted out of the house but we all went to a club one night uh sterling went to sterling yep i'll never forget girls girls met this group uh the girls that we were with met this this guy and heather's heather uh i'm not gonna say her last name but her sister met this dude that i guess they had had previous relations before and somehow we're leaving the bar and i'm like i don't know these dudes i don't want anything and they're like where's the after party and jeremiah said well i got a pool table at the house and i'm like oh [ __ ] and so we yeah this we come flying into this neighborhood we're hall you and i are hauling ass yeah we like race into this country club neighborhood we're hauling as we come earn everybody i'm like dude this is going to be it's like it's like a [ __ ] scene at tokyo drift all these cars yeah systems banging and [ __ ] that's true because i had the black light i had the beaver low i had that [ __ ] i had that celica and we come pulling up did it yeah anyway so it goes on throughout the night we have a good time all sudden and this is what i was afraid was going to happen like jeremiah who's a friend of mine kind of took a liking to the girl that invited everybody back or or kind of whatever and i guess he did the the dude she was talking to did something to disrespect her or something i don't know exactly but my boy took a swing at him and then that dude like hit him with a mug and it ended up like bro all hospital police like all i remember [ __ ] escalated so [ __ ] quick yeah jeremiah was out on the floor i was standing there by myself i don't know i don't know where you were either in the pool room or and justin's just standing there back by the pool table not doing anything yeah i've got the phone in my hand and i'm like what am i gonna do and then next thing you know they all run out and i jump in my car and i go chase them down and then the police pulled me over and i had a i had a duct tape club and they're like where are you going and i was like i'm just chasing the dudes that just jumped my boy and then next thing you know we ended up in the hospital my boy had to have stitches it ripped his duck it was messed up man so i'll uh i'll tell my uh my version my recollection of that story because yeah it uh regulation congratulations okay or understand like right you sound like your mom there's alex election so yeah we went to this party and i remember like i didn't know those people and then i was like andy do you know those people they're like no i thought you knew those people and i'm like then who the [ __ ] are these people was this says sterling's yeah this was after sterling's and so um we get there and i'll never forget there was a a tv and then there was a couch yeah i remember homeboy and homeboy looking at each other like oh [ __ ] shit's about to go [ __ ] down all sudden i remember at some point one of the dudes grabbed a glass bottle and like cracked in the face you saw the aftermath jeremiah punched him in the face that's okay he did that okay so i don't care like yeah she he said the dude said something disrespectful to heather's sister ashley she threw a piece of ice at him and he said [ __ ] you and pushed her in [ __ ] jeremiah braveheart jumped in and swung on this dude and the dude just next thing you know took a mug and just it wasn't a mug it was a glass bottle okay it was like a miller lighter than the chrysler and then like yeah yeah and then you go yeah yeah yeah so it's funny because like we're not how many years later putting the pieces together and then i remember i got involved and then all sudden somebody started hitting me from behind and then i remember tori standing in front of me while some dude was just left right left right left right while i was trying to break up the fight and it just it literally happened in an instant and i remember i ran to my car and i grabbed my butterfly well that's just it the fight it was it was jeremiah jeremy had already hit the ground and he was in a puddle oh yeah he was getting stopped that's when i was no it would like he the dude as soon as jeremiah went out that's when that particular person ran out and then the rest of the dudes that were in there is what and then i went down to jeremiah and then you you said andy or something i look up i grabbed the phone you disappear i disappeared i went to grab the button and then i'm like i'm about to call the cops and then i'm like i'm about to end this [ __ ] real quick and then that ball dude runs out the hood well i i like i ended up finding out who those dudes were because they're from the colony and the one dude that jeremiah swung on was like a hard time criminal like for real like a badass dude like it was like yeah yeah yeah it was those weren't i mean yeah so they ended up having to pay or whoever it was that did what he did you know to me ended up having to pay the hospital bill i think for you and for him um but yeah because i didn't go jeremiah jeremiah and i think we were like both in the same room oh and dude while we were in the hospital i go are these [ __ ] in the same hospital and they go yeah i gotta go where i literally i was they i just had to go try and chase them the police stopped me no they said one or two of the guys were in the same [ __ ] hospital and i'm like going where do you oh that's because that's right because they arrested him there's the mexican dude because he got [ __ ] up yeah so apparently yeah they had found or somehow he was in the hospital too but yeah dude some [ __ ] went down and oh god damn that was like a [ __ ] crazy night got me booted out of that house but i remember one of the guys our guy our buddy whatever was like on the ground after the bottle hit him and he was getting stomped by like three people and that's yeah or two whatever that's when his eye i guess i don't know the initial bottle is what split up his eye okay because he's down on the blood again that's kind of how i jumped into it because i saw like it happened so fast and then i saw him getting stomped and i'm like trying to pull this pull him off and then all of a sudden then all everybody jumped on me and then as soon as that happened they all ran out the door and you went after them what they are to your car and yeah i remember running to my well i'm not about to and i god i don't know if i i remember i reached i don't like honestly like that part is all sketchy but i like i know i went there with a sole purpose that's right tuck cause todd chased one of them into the golf course and wouldn't let him get out wouldn't let him leave and so that's right i remember that that's the one that's one of the ones that ended up the hospital yeah they put them in the back of the cop car that was a crazy [ __ ] dude yeah that was one of the crazies that was interesting [Laughter] patrick you got some stories like that that was interesting yeah so uh andy and i we've been through a lot it's just one story yeah one of many and that's why i have them here and then and then that's true hollywood eventually like all the stories will eventually come out but hey if you ever want to hear an andy and devin's story or or even a devin or andy story like we've got plenty of them oh yeah we do i'm going to have to tell you about some one of these days i'm have to tell you about the bunny humping the balloon bunny hop oh yeah that's going to be a great idea oh my god so 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