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FU Podcast - s01 e18 - April 14, 2021 - Lina & KC - LIVE Full Episode

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FU Podcast - s01 e18 - April 14, 2021 - Lina & KC - LIVE Full Episode
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FU Podcast - s01 e18 - April 14, 2021 - Lina & KC - LIVE Full Episode
Apr 30, 2021 Season 1 Episode 18
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FU Podcast - s01 e18 - April 14, 2021 - Lina & KC - Full Episode

Check out our website www.FrustrationUnlimited.com for all of our social media links as well as past shows. Listen to ALL of our shows via Spotify, Apple Music, iHeart, Pandora, Amazon Alexa, Deezer and almost every Podcast Platform!!! Check out our FU Store for all our ahhhmazing merchandise.

To be a guest on our show LIVE in studio, please visit the Booking portion of our website on FrustrationUnlimited.com.

Coming from the great state of TEXAS, This Podcast Is For People Of The World Who Are Frustrated With All The Issues Going On In Our World Regardless Of Any Affiliation....

Come join us, unlike any other podcast we interact with viewers/listeners.  Feel free to contact us via email and we will definitely get back to you within 24 hrs. PROMISE!  

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FU Podcast - s01 e18 - April 14, 2021 - Lina & KC - Full Episode

Check out our website www.FrustrationUnlimited.com for all of our social media links as well as past shows. Listen to ALL of our shows via Spotify, Apple Music, iHeart, Pandora, Amazon Alexa, Deezer and almost every Podcast Platform!!! Check out our FU Store for all our ahhhmazing merchandise.

To be a guest on our show LIVE in studio, please visit the Booking portion of our website on FrustrationUnlimited.com.

Coming from the great state of TEXAS, This Podcast Is For People Of The World Who Are Frustrated With All The Issues Going On In Our World Regardless Of Any Affiliation....

Come join us, unlike any other podcast we interact with viewers/listeners.  Feel free to contact us via email and we will definitely get back to you within 24 hrs. PROMISE!  

#letitout, #podcast, #podcasting, #spotify, #podcasts, #podcastlife, #podcaster, #youtube, #comedy, #itunes, #podcasters, #applepodcasts, #podcastshow, #interview, #newpodcast, #spotifypodcast, #applepodcast, #repost, #soundcloud, #radioshow, #dgemedia, #life, #follow, #movies, #funny, #live, #instagram, #film, #podcastlove, #media, #podcastinglife, #podcastaddict, #podcasthost, #coronavirus, #news, #FrustrationUnlimited, #DevinGEwart, #WPatrickMartin, #like4like, #followme, #likeforlike, #follow4follow, #followforfollow, #l4l, #f4f, #lifestyle

[Music] foreign [Music] [Music] i [Music] [Music] [Music] in a world full of chaos we are your outlet to voice your frustrations the world's first interactive podcast where the audience can become a guest of the show presenting your hosts devon g ewert and patrick mark [Music] when we uh we extended the intro uh music and then it yeah were we live when i took a drink huh we were but you uh the camera wasn't live i don't think you don't think why i was just because i was [Music] well next time learn to drink better what do you mean learn to drink better down the hatch yeah hey you know what right quick before we get everything started there's been a lot of gun action today uh-oh a lot a lot burleson gainesville denton uh even hey did you about that one over there at uh irving macarthur high school it was on lockdown the no active shooter in irving yep when did that happen that was about uh i think when they yeah three people detained wow so so it wasn't just one person it was a bunch of people that had guns uh well normally when the news say that it's three people detained is more than one person [ __ ] smart ass the three people did they all have guns no i think they were all together were they pop tarts in the shape of guns i don't know man i don't know i just saw it actually because there's only two in a packet yeah i just saw it anyway yeah awesome all right thank you for that quick news oh yeah weather report it's kind of chilly outside for yeah april it's a high of we don't know and the low of [ __ ] it's cold yeah and that's our scientific weather report yeah and that's the weather for today brought to you by buffalo bills [ __ ] hey so back to the the shootings yeah see lady doesn't like the news because it's uh no no i didn't say i don't like it okay what would you say i just said i don't say pay attention oh she doesn't pay attention to it isn't that what it is well it's kind of it's kind of hard that if you don't pay attention it's like thrown in your face and [ __ ] you know no it's just i'm surprised every time i hear something i go oh and it's genuine why are you surprised i mean it's been a year if you think about it realistically i don't expect it there's so much just depravity that goes on in people's lives on a regular basis why add to it by listening willingly to horrible negative things yeah i know but i'm just okay fine i'm just saying she does have a point yeah you're right do you hear that it's not that hard what see okay you learn something learn something from me learn something [ __ ] okay dude don't be looking over there in the corner wait wait kayla already knows knowing that y'all are still right just acting like that they're right and you that doesn't leave no it doesn't work no i i tried no okay fine i tried to okay i'm doctor um um i'm the doctor um what you call it doctor [ __ ] [ __ ] doctor doctor [ __ ] yeah were you going for dr phil which which i mean if you want to be a politician that's like right where you need to be yeah are you going for dr phil because he's like the more legit doctor but no i'm not going for dr phil well you just gotta admit you're right and everything okay you just gotta admit that she's always right and that's it no i'm not always right this is easier yeah but when dumb uh dumb ass stuff happens you blame him right no no i just keep my mouth shut and say smart guy he goes i'm sorry baby i'm sorry but if you would have listened so anyways just in case people are wondering exactly who the hell this is oh yeah let's uh introduce ourselves and each other and all that jazz okay we'll start with patrick patrick what who are you what what is the meaning of your life what is the meaning of my life the meaning i don't have we don't need the negative we want the positive no dude he's like i was on your side until about five i was on your side man all right fine the meaning of what my life yeah i was just being facetious tell us about you tell us about you about me yeah go for it okay well uh no the guy sit behind you yeah go ahead uh waiting tick tock i'll be uh better better okay i'll be one year older soon like at midnight yep three hours 53 minutes why are you looking at me like that the only agreed upon response that you and i have is me making you laugh not that look what look like a little bit of cross side maybe like one eye at a time still count down okay okay elena you know what you're right i'm wrong thank you see thank you how easy that was even though i knew i was right she leaves with me you have three that's not a good that's not a good sign you know what this is patrick's like posting on his facebook like i just met the most amazing person oh no i wouldn't be doing that [Laughter] okay it's so cliche but when you know you know i still won't be doing that okay so uh i'll be a year older here soon in about uh four three hours and two minutes 52 thank you 52 minutes that's a good that's good it is good that's good no no not four hours and 52 minutes three hours and 52 minutes after one get it right man you added the one you should you gotta carry the four no no point i'm just kidding anyway yeah uh retired uh after 35 years in the same industry my body can take it no more than two kids and that's it two kids yeah yeah i got two kids i just saw one of them i think it's your daughter that which one i don't know well i don't know what i'm saying you only have one daughter it was one of your daughters that like responded to one of the things that you put on facebook she's cute oh yeah yeah it's my daughter she's real cute yeah thank you i like the filter with the hearts yeah she recent uh okay i just went the complete opposite direction i'm trying to make you laugh yeah and it's it's just devin knows anyway i do i'm biting my tongue yeah smile and nod [ __ ] [ __ ] i know nothing anyway yeah she's doing stuff she's she's doing a few things you know i hope she's listening and i hope she'll listen to this that she's doing a few things that uh you know even though that she's even though that she's 26 and everything she's doing a few things that i'm not approving of and um basic conversation heard that's a hashtag that's all i want is basic conversation right now and so and i'm not i mean i'm not going to air it all out i don't want to uh because it's kind of really nobody's business but you know damn this went down a tangent i was just trying to make you smile so anyway opposite direction that's what i said well if it makes you feel any better my basic conversation with my kid is what the [ __ ] are you doing you're better than that's me yeah and then i get him on the phone because you know he's the heavy could you imagine but yeah so so i get it it's a good call yeah i mean everything everything will eventually everything will eventually blow over it always does usually no i mean with my kids it always blows over yeah and and that's good and and that's how i like it and i'm just giving i'm just giving myself a lot of space you love him from a distance right now you love him from a distance right right now yeah right now right now right now did i just say it like that you did oh he told me you just went full kentucky yeah like got it too all right all right now yeah i did my son you know i thought you had two daughters no i have the son and a daughter that's why [Music] i don't have thank god i don't have two moles didn't we just two minutes two mollies oh i thought you said two mullets no one is plenty enough look i'm still recuperating ear wise like it takes me a little bit of time to get my hearing back okay but unfortunately we can't adjust your headphones without adjusting everybody else's right huh yeah so anybody screaming you tell you wait to end it i love both of my kids as you can yep i'll do anything for them as you would to asserting or to a certain point as you should and that is it [Laughter] hi everybody she said i got your back lina that was earlier i know you do hey i just want to take a small moment and say one thing you know everybody put your drinks up everybody put your drinks up put your drinks up hey happy birthday melissa we love you babe really today's her birthday cool go go gadget arm yeah today's a birthday so uh patrick you melissa are gonna have to share birth accolades okay my phone is blowing up i would only guess it's probably melissa texting me right now get off my phone what's she saying i have no idea who this is oh okay gotcha figured out i figured it out nice okay so on to you wait hold on oh wait devin you were still talking about you yeah you got to talk about you devin i hate talking about me do you just want to skip over it yeah yeah he's a dumb house all right so let's do the drum roll hold on i'll just go quick nutshell um been here done that no kids never been married um met patrick through uh owning my own entertainment company which uh you know you came in in a pinch and helped out with the uh mathnasium and that's how i remember her yes i just i just liked working like across the hallway from cheaters i know what you don't know is after you left whatever they acquired that whole entire studio so this the whole thing the whole thing including the tattoo guy it's like 30 000 square feet yeah but including the tattoo guy i'm not sure because patrick totally dropped the ball on giving me his contact information the tattoo guy remember last friday when we had that moment he was in brown i think he wasn't part of the cheater studio gotcha but yeah anyway uh we ended up taking over the cheer studios so then the square footage went from like i think 10 or 15 000 to 30 000 square feet i think there's still something there um i don't know i heard a couple people talk about it i heard that they might be bringing cheaters back so oh my god can they please who would who might do it yeah i don't know i don't know because i said would habib go back or uh i'm even supposed to say anything no i think greco stopped because he got shot right yeah he got stabbed in uh yeah yeah yeah he's a real stink god now yeah but that was awesome chris sapphire sapphire remember chris sapphire yeah he's not going to do cheaters no but yeah he was in the in the studio too but he's on the circle that's what kayla's talking about he was on that show on netflix i think it's called circle yeah oh so he was also in that studio hey chase okay all right so yeah that's how i ended up meeting uh patrick because we uh ended up uh collaborating and then um basically uh acquired his one of his companies and then we kind of worked together and then after all the [ __ ] went down in the whole entertainment business you want to talk about that no no we don't have seven hours right that's that's all like literally we could dedicate it to our episode it would only take me 20 minutes to talk about it well you've heard me i don't really start and stop giving cadence so it would definitely be a seven hour it would be like a continuation right episode 17 casey tapped out [Laughter] but yeah so he was one of the few people that uh hung around and like remained uh a good friend or whatever throughout the whole process and so that's when i realized like who uh who the good people are and who are the backstabbers you know in the industry and that sort of thing so and then fast forward uh he retired and i was like hey i got open room in my house and more willing to he found him now what see patrick that makes me smile what'd he do he found tattoo guy oh well i'm glad i can make you uh wrong i thought that was a death notebook there i know right because i write down because i wrote down quotes that i want to put in my uh [ __ ] [ __ ] uh little [ __ ] [ __ ] um uh [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] biscuit [ __ ] biscuit yeah 99.9 of those were brought to you by me actually out of the three uh it's only like maybe uh 65 i've always liked come bubble like that's all you are no no no no it's the see you next tuesday bubble i'll tell you what you call a woman that that was used in my uh movie in calamity see you next week was it yeah no but if you call them that that was the only line they remember but if you say see you next tuesday bubble they're like it's like worse than saying smack by the gay guy can i say that smash me you can say it you can say anything we're not bound by uh fcc and like [Laughter] so this right here right here on display right here wait devin yes useless patrick this is my husband [Music] guilty of charge i don't know why you didn't do like a dance or like a cartwheel yeah [ __ ] yeah i'm your husband i don't know why you didn't do that how's that is that better i can hang the mic right now remember he didn't like it when i did that dance that's bad it is bad it's horrible i'll feel shame tomorrow not today you want to go get the confederate flag out of the back of the car we can just hang it up behind us and offend everybody you can borrow the neighbors two doors now it's probably still everybody everybody would just freak out oh my god a confederate flag holy jesus oh thank you my feelers are getting insensitive you have pockets right not quite hurt me pockets i have never heard of a pocket what is the what does the pocket do oh those things on your pants or your shorts yeah that women are so excited about when they have it in a dress they're like oh my god it has markets so like the female version is the bra where they just go oh i didn't think about that here i know i got it okay we got it we're good please don't let that fall out of your shirt i'm hot and sweaty so i'll put down here i keep telling ya see you bye see that's how you know that's how you know that's how you know people are wondering they're just like what is it with youtube it's this what is it it's this like i can serve it up i can lob it and he'll be like right back at me he can keep up he can keep up that's good that's good yeah that's good i spike it on you there's a couple of times that he spikes it on me yeah two times not very much you need to talk here a few times there you go instead of people going we know who like yeah put your mind staging who does it there you go there you go very phallus in my face yeah i know you're not used to that it's okay i'm not used to it it's a very strange feeling it's like am i waiting for a happy ending all right so i'm going to leave you guys to it apparently i don't need to be here anymore okay how long are we into this podcast right now 22 minutes twice a year that's averaging 10 minutes [ __ ] you you're cool i'm going home you forgot willow that's rude i would never ever cuss at a dog willow is sleeping she's taking up literally half the [ __ ] pockets what was your head i don't know my belly button that was because it's touching your body it's an extension of yourself well i'm not royalty i'm not used to having something so big in my head well get used to it a royal pain in the ass do you know that for my birthday not last year but the year before uh-huh okay so and with that queue i'm gonna go to the restroom so let's rewind this a little bit you're still on camera like are you just taking everything off camera oh all right chinese buffet anyways so these buffets a couple of months before the only one you see that couple months before right yeah i just love how he told like nine people he's never met before i gotta go to the bathroom but so we were we were hanging out at home and it was after a long night of work for him a gig night for me and we're just sitting there like dead to the world and just friends comes on you know the one with uh yeah amy smart ryan reynolds right and it's the very beginning of the movie with ryan reynolds in a fat suit right in a retainer where he's like i swear and i was just at the right mindset where i was like oh my god if anybody did that for me for my birthday i'd be like so excited he remembered like six months later oh no we were at memphis it was my birthday slash birthday gig so of course you know i'm wearing my tiara of course doing my thing in between second and third set i'm walking around talking to everybody like you saw that's what i do right walking around talking to everybody and i come out and they're like you can't come up here by the side of the stage it's like what do you mean yeah you can't come up here you just go sit over there and i'm like i'm [ __ ] lena i can do whatever are you telling me to go sit down and so um they start getting ready and everything i'm like where's my pack oh mike's got your pack why does mike have my pack i left it on stage so i go walking off and i hear can somebody lina just come to the sound booth that way somebody can push the button for this damn song and i was like i'm supposed to be on stage and i push the button right here i swear and i went oh [ __ ] yes did the light bulb go off and you're like it did it did and i was like is he really doing this and i turned around looked i went yeah he's doing it and he couldn't get a fat suit off of amazon because my birthday's so close to halloween oh but he couldn't get a fat suit off amazon so he like what about sumo suit oh no he got like the biggest shirt that he could find uh-huh and he put like our personal pillows inside and he got a paperclip and made it into a retainer oh my god that's anything you have the entire bandit on it that's hilarious so all the musicians are up on stage playing i swear while he's lip-syncing and then my booking agent goes [ __ ] it i'm going to go sing so he gets up on stage and actually starts singing he told me he told me he's like if you're actually going to do it i'll get up there and sing i was like well i got everything here it's too late now so we're going but he still has it on video oh really oh man that would have been great to put on it oh my god i can always get it sent that's a beautiful thing about technology so that was your phone for about 10 minutes and just send it directly through facebook messenger where you'll get it like and then it doesn't matter about your racist little apple versus android thing that you got going on so racist about it it is racist apple's just way better no it's not i can swipe on android i can send you a novel and it would take me 30 seconds you're racist yeah that's what it is baby i keep telling you go get the confederate oh i thought you said that you were a racist she said that you were racist she said it but or table she said that you said that she said she said you know what android lives matter too you want to send it to yourself i'll send it to you right now you can embarrass the hell out of her oh it's not going to embarrass the hell out of me i think it's i i [Laughter] just ignore the strippers that he has in there okay i'll set it up so all you have to do is just actually just forward it to yourself where's uh well he's asking you to look for yourself and then send it yeah i don't know here send it to the fu page did you say that i want to see that no send to my wife she has a copy of it somewhere all right send it to the fu yep oh are you actually gonna play it you what's the actual facebook page sure why not frustration.unlimited.podcast frustration and now i'm plugging your website well our website is just frustrationunlimited.com boom that's instagram 13 followers just 13. it's a lucky number for now i'm telling you just have a 13 followers on your instagram account [Laughter] that one's right oh excuse me i'm sorry one three zero zero thirteen hundred no that's right are you saying that yeah that's it all right facebook or instagram oh i think a facebook messenger yeah what am i cheering with i don't know oh okay i mean did you get distracted it's my day off i pour drinks for a living otherwise i don't need to pour them all the time well then don't start something you're not going to finish the story of all men's lives what starting something that they're not going to finish we may finish but you may not be finished hey okay i'm good product placement product please product placement i keep getting i can't three in 30 minutes whatever did you no not at all i was like where's your shot glass i had a shot glass sun's a [ __ ] here just take it out of the bottle because you don't have covered right no more all right there you go here cheers grab your salted camel [Music] salted camel what the hell that's a good one the hair is a delicacy 99 assaulted cool you're missing it babe all right oh here we go he's very considerate of other people i'm an overachiever damn all right tastes like did that grab you by the short and curly the crown's good i'm surprised you still have it wait is that the one from the camp way out yeah this is the one from uh arkansas yeah arkansas in january damn all right i'm working on sending it to you guys there you go all right all right apple we'd already have it had already been playing shut your horn that's true this is operator air or not that's true it's okay we can wait if you had apple hey hey hey everybody everybody no no no what no no i gotta cough there it is all right well at least i covered the cough with your elbow yeah dr val she says that's that's that's what you're supposed to do okay is that what belgium says is that how you say it fauci yeah i would love to have a double c of my last name at least it's better than having you i thought there was only one c there's only one c and belchy we are talking about my thought process right yeah hers [Music] all right talk about your thought process or lack thereof i was just gonna say there you go we're only going to hit on like two subjects do you want to give him a mic i don't know it's like i don't see the point what he said oh he said that i don't see the point we'll just we'll just sit there just sit there and do nothing sit there and look pretty and hopefully god i don't embarrass her well you would want to come how many times have i embarrassed you none really i do a lot look me in the eyeball and tell me none i only see one i have not two wait no i see four now okay we're good she's really mad that's right i'm right around i'm right here just always remember that let it happen it's okay baby you're right you're always right there you go there you go here you hear that i have it i'm recording now that way that way actually i'm gonna screw a loop i'm just gonna like take that i'm gonna make it my ringtone for when he calls me it's okay baby you're right it's okay baby you're right it's okay baby you're right and i'll just be like call me and then as soon as i love it you call me baby and then and then as soon as devin says it kayla's going to do the same thing yes but the part she's missing is one of those chefs like oh but let me sprinkle a little bit of this on top no it's like so it's called uh sarcasm called he's from greece or turkey or somewhere he's turkey's turkey turkey-ish i know it's chicken but it's kind of turkey-ish yeah kind of there's some salt on it what are you gonna have for thanksgiving i think i'm gonna have i'm gonna have some i'm gonna have some so you take a turkey and you put a duck inside and then a chicken inside of the duck yeah that's it like okay but can you like taste the difference in the meats yeah yes how the hell does one cook a turducken what you take the turkey and the first thing you got and then you stick the duck in yeah [Laughter] make sure you baste it too i mean seriously see what you guys aren't gonna see after this two-hour podcast is everything else that happens after the cameras are wrong this conversation will probably last for hours we need to have the film crew after the fact you can make a youtube channel out of it because you know like honestly like even when we had like andy and stuff like after he's off the air it's like another two hours we're still talking about like you could do like a youtube channel where it's like [ __ ] at the fu right if you [ __ ] hey you know what if you [ __ ] time stamp the [ __ ] out of that because it's my idea 53 is my idea and if you make any 8 30 off of it oh i was looking at the actual time stamp shelby who's shelby shelby shelby shelby hey shelby says hi remember shelby carr did you not wash your face no what you sorry i got a little uh sandpaper from the microphone and it like cheese grated my nose [Music] [Laughter] obviously you guys know but alcohol's a hell of a drug well i'm just saying every everybody's wondering why i'm asking him if he washed his face it's because i'm allergic to onions and seafood oh and we went out and he had sushi and yeah what else did you eat shrimp and imitation crab fake crab cramp cramps no no no no no no no no it's got to straight up be like he's got to wash his face i was like did you wash your face he's like no i'm like it's like decontamination from a radioactive site shower that shit's intense scrape the tongue brush your teeth gargle mouthwash hope for the best in the world and go please for the love of god please for the love of god only make her lip puffy not pass out right yeah what time with my lips not that i was just gonna make them puffy they're not pastry no i don't know but you know what if you're allergic it's like filler without having the filler why did you say yes when i told you to set up a mic for him what the hell is going on right now so anyways casey works up at trophy park go and make his life miserable we should do a good luck no i i got the walk on that one thank you been there done that seen it all almost so what's the peanut gallery saying where's melissa did she say thank you for the happy birthday no she never said it what a [ __ ] oh yeah she did she said okay i digress i'm sorry you're not a [ __ ] i love you and happy birthday well i don't know happy birthday patrick she said happy birthday to you do you remember my meeting i didn't see you do you remember meeting melissa on friday yeah yeah and jason yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well i didn't see it uh well people don't usually have like a special order around them when it's their birthday hit refresh are you fresh i'm on the stream yard stream it's in the comments section look at time stamp 8 14. uh that's too many oh melissa okay well thank you uh and then chase said happy birthday 816 i love your jacket sprouty chase is uh nevermind i'm not going to say that chase is an amazing individual yeah he is an amazing underage individual yeah he is that you should show nothing but respect yeah yep she made him or herself so you know so what is it conception what is it with the buffalo bills guys jumping off of roofs and stuff and breaking tables for bills i don't know is that a thing like buffalo bills that's like there is that that bill's mania thing yeah where they jump off the house they break the wheels off here or something like that that's it mafia yeah yeah they did that yeah yeah why i have no idea i don't get it yeah i got enough bruises from work i'm like if you just want bruises like yeah and they still have your table to eat your food on right well i i don't know why they do that i i really don't so clearly patrick isn't one of the guys that's going to be doing that no no between him and i that both of us could barely break a table [Laughter] you're not that big i'm not that big i know you're saying you're saying i'm like your [ __ ] no i'm saying that a little i threw you off a roof or you threw me off a roof we wouldn't break one of those tables and be like yeah yeah you're you're right you're probably bouncing i'll bounce off and say [ __ ] or you look at me and be like you're such a dick you said it would break it no god during an [ __ ] oh damn you you said this would work no it didn't work i knew it wasn't going to work but it was funny [ __ ] as you flew right or oh you bounced twice casey that's awesome how did that work out for you good i think i got a bruise right here do you see it no not so much is it like that one oh yeah so back to the shootings what about yes what about the shootings well they're shooting that was the one that happened in burleson this morning okay yeah and that's the one they get in gainesville okay so gainesville okay yeah so that's like two hours two and a half hours apart yeah and then they and then uh there was an active shooter over in uh irving at macarthur high school well that doesn't surprise me it's irving it's okay i'm not trying talking about you yeah like oh there's an active shooter in compton uh okay well fair enough oh by the way there was another one over in riverside and then oh guess what down in uh san diego there was some [ __ ] with the gun that's like really yeah that's how far it is like distance wise between i guess biden's uh gun law or executive order is not working oh oh you mean that criminals are going to follow a lot oh yeah yeah what is that happening yeah it's like common sense like wow she knows i'm right here i'm in the corner of this room well there's only one of her like we can't just break her into four parts and try to rub it all together common sense common sense well the only solution i got for all that would be i tell you what let the kids beat the [ __ ] at each other and then hug afterwards that's what we did in the 80s in the 90s i played hockey all the way up through college i got in a fight with and do you have a blue ribbon in the show because i don't remember getting a [ __ ] blue ribbon for what participation [ __ ] no it's either you win or you lose just let them fight and if you ain't further you know you're right [ __ ] laughs yeah freaking bobby thank you that's what i was saying i don't know where to put my [ __ ] i'm so nervous but i don't know where to put my hands what you do that in the podcast i don't know it's like that hey it's like it's like this dude like doesn't like button like this it's like like this i guess so all my friends keep asking uh-huh are you coming down tonight i'm like no casey's off work i'm staying home they're like why why this this this is why i can't take him anywhere no i can take him lots of places but i'm just being selfish i'm like you guys don't get to hear that this is like this is i get to laugh first and then i get to tell them like repeat that joke later remember the audition yeah let's go ahead yeah it's like an audition for later it's like that's good keep that keep that in your memory practicing our material what material the half of the time what material that one worked i love how i have the best ideas and then the next day it's like that never happened right that never happened it's like punting on first down cheers yes cheers cheers cheers don't you wanna wanna fonda why aren't you drinking because i'm ready for a shot oh jesus is funny thanks you don't cheers soda no i'm just saying that's like no good story started with i ate a salad do not take it's the last thing that i said to you that was completely relevant but it makes you really feel bad back in my direction fifteen years later counterpoint to that no mind works do you not remember that no but i walked in i was like oh my god i have something to tell you and you're like what and i was like well we were out drinking he went yeah and i want jesus christ to have and no good story starts with i ate a salad you don't remember that well i mean now that you mention it like 15 years ago i was like and no good story started with so i tossed the salad well what happened say oh i like that tossed salad was that a vinaigrette no it was a caesar with blue cheese or maybe it was jelly it's very good on salad especially with a raspberry vinaigrette and a little bit of apples and candied foam [Laughter] what the [ __ ] gordon ramsay where the [ __ ] are you gonna kick the door down and come in here any minute like what the [ __ ] dude all this sort of come into a cooking segment now i want a [ __ ] salad thanks i'll tell you what i tell you what if you guys invite me back here on friday i'll bring you some sausage rolls i think we're breaking on friday yeah friday wait wait this one's gonna have to share with you though oh we booked on friday i don't know didn't you have that guy come in don't make me pull out my but you got a guy coming in on friday no don't cancel anybody why would you do that no no no no no no don't do that no don't do that yeah we have a yeah we have a guy coming in yeah him and his girlfriend coming in oh well i guess i'm just gonna have to like you know take kayla with me and go have a girls night because this one's going to be at work hey hey that's hey oh look kevin's like oh look let's redirect the conversation oh she is like straight up in the camera she always figures out a way the last couple podcasts how to get into the camera but you know what though she was like i'm gonna show you my teeth a little bit in case he's like now it's not happening it's not happening no she's like no i'm gonna okay well if you can get me in on the podcast i'll be nice to you scheisser melissa says i'm in that's what she doesn't like right there dude you want to do a girls night with melissa oh [ __ ] oh by the way she doesn't like it when you grab her cheeks right there no no we're talking we're talking important things here yeah she don't like that yeah she'll pop up her teeth okay melissa kayla says sure which means hold on to your butts boys i'll get them back in one piece i promise that's jason it happens all the time uh-huh uh-huh maybe one large piece in the end product placement devon you know i love you dearly uh-huh those are mighty i just want to hang out with your girlfriend i just want to hang out i kind of want to hang out with her too okay just one night i mean like don't be so don't be so stupid whose problem with her i know you spent more time with her than you did talking to me the entire night yeah but like indoors okay well it's my turn now not in public how did the public say all right meow oh see that's why you have a trained professional do then yep [Laughter] i hope you sleep very well tonight baby maybe my final sleep but i will sleep well hey you know what's good on these cheeses tabasco i was like i was like you're about to put ketchup on it like i'm walking out like tabasco use tabasco you know what you should probably reach out to both companies and see if you can like create a merger and just be like the name of the merger dr pepper and cheez-its no tabasco and jesus cheez-its tabasco is located in louisiana cheez-its well there's that kayla 23 flavors and dr pepper there's twenty three chromosomes from each parent and making you coincidence not really elixir of life it's come on tabasco you're basically tasting life yeah yeah with the highest in your mouth well i'd like to remind you that it's not 10 pm but all children do not need to be listening to this podcast yeah and spitting means you have to clean up more so just always and they'll probably learn more from this podcast than they ever will in school they probably will yes yes step dad teach them all the things all the things so all the bad things all the things i can't even read that and i just keep saying i don't know yes that's melissa's boyfriend you met him yeah jason okay cool oh okay i was watching you know who jason brown is you know it's spelled with an e not an o i know it's what threw me for a loop yeah no okay cool jason the one with the long blonde hair yeah i remember we talked for like forever yeah hey welcome back brother we're glad you could join us what do you say a bunch of laughing emojis oh okay he's enjoying it you know what melissa wasn't going to put it on this play for the last podcast and i'm calling you the [ __ ] out jason jason took you thank you took me no me oh you okay into the shower sorry about you into the shower into the shower whoa he actually like he actually turned around and took i don't know if it was an ipad or his phone or whatever but he could not stop listening to the podcast on fridays so when he was taking a shower he actually had it running live stream in the shower i couldn't stop listening to the podcast oh he was laughing his ass off he thought you guys were hilarious oh melissa said the same thing she's like i've never even listened to a podcast before but she was like i started listening to y'all and she was like oh my god so i'm like she was like i didn't want to put it out there you right and it's only going to get better because uh we're new and and we're growing and we have yeah we're only a month old we got a bunch of people booked uh got comedians and stuff the headline out i think people love me more than anybody else i mean yeah sure at least we do all the matters that's the thing is like when i when i put this out like start building all this stuff it wasn't even about like you know hey let's make millions do that whatever that'd be great but i'm telling you i wanted i wanted to start a youtube channel i know and another reason why you're here was a whole host the whole thing was like i wanted to well i wanted to start a podcast but i'm realistically i'm saying they're going one i don't have the microphones i don't have the cameras i don't have like all of the things yeah so like [ __ ] money i mean i can sit here and talk and talk and talk and talk yeah but at the end of the day it's the same thing i said on friday yeah i'm not the only person it is a well-oiled machine that has to go into something kind of like with the music yeah right right you're not the okay catch up like i said like i said last friday for the people just me we might have i i i wish you to like stop stressing you need a drummer guitarist yes but it's not just one person that makes he forgets it there's other people that might be joining for the first time so they don't know the sound guys light guy okay i mean i get that the lowest denominator that's all right okay look uncle just slapped auntie across the dinner table so everybody's awkwardly silent she probably deserved it though so we're just gonna smile and not go yeah that just happened yep that just happened so anyway yeah yeah so turkey's burnt so the product i wanted i wanted to either do a podcast i or i wanted to like so literally tell me about it okay so everybody that i know whether they're i know see i rub off on people so it's either from the stage or off the stage or like friends of the band or somebody you just met i get all kinds of videos of gigs which to my just ultimate happiness i'm like yes to the sugaring of my phone and the memory no but i get so many different videos i'm like dude i need like one place to put all of this where people can see it's not just my perspective it's everybody in the room collaborative in what's going on whether you're here here here or here anywhere a lot of reference it would be so cool don't look at me like i'm crazy you're looking at me like i'm crazy no i'm just saying it would be like really cool to have i'm just looking at you like i'm bored i know nothing well first off because it kind of first off you're an eclectic kind of okay you're an eclectic kind of person like it's going to take like acorns and rakes and mayonnaise to make you laugh but three in 30 minutes is not bad though nope it's annoying he does got a good little streak but what i'm saying is if people really saw like my life not just from my perspective but from everybody around me i mean bravo would be calling me to follow me around with cameras it wouldn't even be funny bravo who's that the um good job oh good job now seriously all right y'all talk to myself on just sports cowboys bravo is normally for uh yeah i know who that is i know who bravo is maybe we'll get lifetime to do it for her i do have some i don't need christmas 12 months here my sister watches lifetime and every time i go over to her house she's watching lifetime and i say hey uh dawn rachel what are y'all watching and dawn time and then uh don just look at me and he rolled his eyes i was oh you're watching lifetime and i i don't even see that i don't even see the tv when i'm like walking here what's her name candace cameron candace cameron what's her married name candace cameron beret beret thank you she married a hockey player thank you okay yeah she married ballet and that was all congrats to casey thank you she she married a set up in a shop from the montreal canadiens right but she is like the number one actress on all lifetime movies she went there thank you she went from full house she went from full house to a lifetime and she's like i have nine kids do you know what her brother did dune that's all him that's where it comes from we're almost out of vodka oh well what's up wear a helmet oh what all right somebody needs to make a run i'll give you cash you give me salad i will give you some dollars oh guess who's going to be at marty b's on saturday i don't know we got patrick and devin coming out to marty b's on saturday if y'all want to [Laughter] that would be cool if we could do our part if we can do like a special podcast out there if marty likes us we could take our own cameras and leave these ones mounted and we could do our own two two camera setup remote okay and then you can get up on stage get up on stage yeah why the hell would we want to get up on stage so you can get it from like you can get it from the backstage perspective or you can pull the dodge ball where you're like espn ocho would be like oh that's a bold move cotton i don't know if you're gonna be able to pull this song off remember that dodge ball rock you are caught oh no uh what's his name there's cotton and uh oh my god god it's drew blank and this is a bad thing for me cutting that's a bold move cut we'll see how this plays out i don't believe he'll be able to see since he putting that blindfold on there cotton you know well i mean we knew that you didn't want to share your maraschino cherry i should have gotten the bigger bottle but damn it yeah i know i shouldn't get out in the shower look hold on wait we'll wait better than vodka so jason and uh melissa be over there at uh marty's oh they're you better owe me some money or some drinks oh [ __ ] i'll drink something i'll let the salad fly unless you toss it free food and free drinks man i'll do it i'll i'll let the martial and fly this should be because i know jeez after his refreshing melissa pick up your phone and let that fly everywhere yeah because i know that we've already said she's dialing you oh are you getting sent voicemail no i'm just gonna call her right the [ __ ] back no because i think they're gonna she said uh we would have last hold on she said melissa and jason are you going to be there marty b is on saturday i think we have to now yeah okay i called out nice can you hear me yeah yeah we can hear you what hi honey you're right up to the microphone bye felicia you might need to turn your radio down or whatever you're listening to us on just fyi hit mute yeah hit me out because we're getting uh feedback sorry no you're good is it muted we're doing radio stations you know when they're like turned down that thing she said hi kayla hi honey all right well if you're going to be this uneventful i'm hanging up i just want to know if you want to be there it might be on saturday definitely okay [Laughter] oh no we were there the other day actually jason works for an airline company yeah yeah martin martiner we were there the other day jason actually replaced the o2 sensor in my car for me oh really yeah and when he walked in i was like it reminds me of my dad i made a hanger and it smells like airplane oil and juice and all the things and then what did we see nice we saw a t-38 fly out that's cool that's one of the best smells jason jet fuel and we need to do photoshop in a hanger i feel makes me sick but yeah photo shoot in the hangar yeah we need to yeah we need to do a photo shoot and a hanger hell yeah jason will be like people just get there after 4 30. hey i'm down there early i'll settle if we can be there at seven that would be good at seven seven pm at six or seven yeah when it's that's like golden hour yeah three hours afterwards so well he gets off of work at five well he can hang out yeah we could show up early and hang out yeah yeah we can hang out hey hey guys i know you guys got done with business and stuff but and i mean you have no idea who the hell we are but just keep the doors open for two hours well last time we were at is a place where the first time i was there uh we leave and there's a apartment building just burning the [ __ ] down oh no that was awesome i saw that oh really you saw it on my facebook yeah i saw it no as we were leaving it was like all this black smoke and i went oh in case he's like oh yeah sounds really on fire something's really on fire right now so so we drove over there and it was an entire building like addison circle like a post office yeah it was an entire building did you not say that on my facebook no i don't it was an entire stock sorry well maybe you should oh no it was bad because you're gonna have more to talk about oh well [ __ ] but yeah no actually for the last day and a half i like completely unplugged from like all good for you news are you hungover from saturday [Laughter] but seriously no i didn't see it i need to know did you all have fun on saturday we did we had a blast it was awesome yeah you know it'd been years since i'd been to memphis and i i knew it was kind of small but like i had no idea it was that [ __ ] small asses elbows it dude it was it was like devin said devin said it wasn't going to be busy at all i never said that and you felt like a pinball i think friday nights are always the busiest night in the bar business no saturday nights or not as busy nope every restaurant i've opened every bar i've opened okay great but talk about numbers you're also talking about the bars the restaurants that you've worked at the [ __ ] that happens on the weekends yes yeah but also how much money last night friday night's more like oh we're gonna catch on all these hundred dollar bills saturday's like [ __ ] it we don't have to be yeah sunday and let's get [ __ ] wrecked wow are you serious what happened nothing i'll take care of it sarah who what oh the bartender chicks awesome yep she didn't screw you over on bar tab no that was the oh it's because yeah totally okay here's the thing here's the thing there's something there i had a similar issue here's the thing for that part yeah i didn't get to introduce y'all to sonny and ian behind the bar no but i do because if they would have known that y'all were service industry it would have been an entirely different story because you know how it is there's there's a certain level of respect care of each other oh yeah birds of her father oh you've suffered okay yeah and you're second oh yeah you work weekly so when are you gonna go to trophy park when are you guys gonna i want to go bowling i've never even been there so like i don't know any of that area yeah seriously like do you ever spend the night over at her place be locked in the basement shut up you don't have a baby so many more bruises if she kept me i've known you for 20 years and i've met her once there's nobody that face right there was like no no no no my bedroom was always in a basement there's no basements in texas i can tell you there actually there is well the house and hearst that actually had out a [ __ ] basement i was like what has the outlier there's a place in hers there is all my real estate friends send me the listing of that house because that's why you want a basement oh tornado's coming we're going to come i want to hang out yeah everybody in here dad next door uh his house is picked no we just talked to him a basement no we just talked to him while we were outside smoking there's no he's like hey we only had a couple of minutes i took two drinks either you have a basement or you do not have well he built his house up his house they're all up into the ground so it's like somebody built the basement yeah yeah okay but you can park on top of the house did he dig his basement out and then build his house on top of it no it built it into the ground so it's an earth shelter type thing yeah and keller they have like no this isn't color 50 acres i know this is not killer but you put this into a hill so that way when the hurricane comes tornado is it's gonna take the cars because the cars are on top of the house [Laughter] hey your little dog too oh you're not in kids and we will be doing a remote spot fourth of july too from our a secret undisclosed location oh well july third i have a private party shut up [Music] she's over there trying to spread the bees i'm like shut up pontoon why want to because i did that [ __ ] for 10 years at addison yes that completes my biggest crowd i've ever performed to is 80 000 people is that kaboom town yes okay um aiden was four so it was 2011. and i've been doing the rooftop thing then i can't remember yeah you remember because you came out you're like oh yeah i gotta be i've ripped out but i said why you [ __ ] just park somewhere and come backstage yeah we're at the rooftop we're having a party and i was like but do you want to be backstage oh do you want to know all the people do you want to watch the like the planes from around yeah yeah but devin i'm kind of the epicenter of the party right now so you guys can go tailgate three miles away or you could be a [ __ ] ground central on stage we had unlimited liquor uh-huh yeah hi accepted july 4th yeah kaboom town in madison yeah on stage yeah do they have liquor machines where are they at it wasn't liquor machine it wasn't liquor machines the liquor store machine same thing gifted you left all of these key ingredients and information out there's only so much that i can swipe on my feeble android to your iphone why you pick it up if you can get a signal while i'm singing while i'm singing on stage going you're an idiot this is where the party is have fun with your hot dogs and your what are they called baby oh tater tots tater tots [Laughter] i love you why i love you too why do you need to like crunch into something that is just a very very thin level of appreciativeness are they delicious yeah tater tots same thing there you go how they're made same thing and that you got and that on the outside shredded it's like a delicious shredded potato it's either hot and crispy or it's not juicy yeah it's a full of deliciousness yeah same thing they should change the name delicious box packaging the point give me your time patrick do you like tayden yeah patrick do you like tater tots i like tattoos do you like them with mustard or ketchup ketchup i knew you're on the same level she hates tater tots don't lie i don't [ __ ] hate tater tots so here's my thing here's my thing what's wrong with tater tots why are your hands on haters so much why are you crying right now like why are you crying right now oh [ __ ] right yeah look at it hey i like brought okra too hell yeah oh no fried okra is the [ __ ] yeah i can make the best [ __ ] okay i'm gonna hold you to that [ __ ] i can't make nothing he made two kids give him a break then he retired from that afterwards oh my god i sure did it wasn't two girls it was a girl and a girl and a boy just so you know what he found he found the medium i can do this you know how i can say that i'm a real man how's that you know how i can say i'm a real man how's that because because i shot the [ __ ] balls off what you don't get it no you don't get it you're not a dad so you don't get it you got one and one you're good to go yeah yeah check all those balls no but see i mean that's that's what they say that's what they say that i don't want to have any more kids of course you know my son and then my daughter i'm just saying a boy and a girl is good we're good a boy and a girl is good yeah boy and a girl is good you have both boxes they're both checked right you have a boy you have a girl right okay well then you're good there you go yeah i'm good here wait for it what what i'm sorry i was over here i was in conversation what did i miss over here hi hi no no i mean you know at first at first me and uh me and the kid's mother wanted uh we wanted three we thought we were going to get three with molly but yeah well actually it's a [ __ ] drug thank you so what you're gonna get you're gonna get molly x it doesn't really matter you're gonna figure out well but you know what thank god i don't i don't have two mollies i i would i would be dead but now i was gonna say yeah two mollies right now you probably would have your third yeah but only after 15 minutes because you can't feel it oh you're to feel everything that's like i was just joking don't be mad at me oh [ __ ] and then off the wheels and there we go so no shootings okay i really i'm still at a loss i don't know what i can do that is just so tongue-in-cheek that i can bring you both like blue and red the blue and red yeah i even asked him what did i do i know right and i just told i said to casey i was like hey babe so they have this thing tonight where it was blue versus red and blah blah and he goes [ __ ] your royalty bring purple oh yeah nice did he not yeah he was like royalty bring purple and i went i don't know if they're going to understand that because if i brought you all bandanas yeah then i would have started a [ __ ] like gang war getting but if i brought something purple yeah where is it going to go in between y'all i mean it would have to have like a base this way right we'll wrap it around the edges i can't no i'm talking about how vikings is purple and yellow and you can't do the ravens because the ravens have purple also but they're afc and since you're a bills fan you have to i can't even comment on any of that because i don't care about sports yeah yeah i kind of lost my way with sports after the kobe thing and yeah i told you what my understanding of football was on friday yeah and then you both laughed at me and went subject changed the fact that you did it for more than two seconds it wasn't more than two kind of makes sense jokers were like [ __ ] that show [ __ ] that show and here's why people don't know who the impractical jokers are now how you don't know is impossible now how do you not know how i not know what who the four people that are on the show of impractical jokers are how do you not know do you have to how does that like how are they still able to get away with all right we'll have a we'll have a one-on-one right here oh my god what are you doing you're pushing buttons this is scaring me i at least have the sharpie marker give me the sharpie marker that way i know if you say something it's messed up i can just get you this is going to be revolutionary so uh give me your hand put it right here revel in what revolutionary revolutionary so so 90 of those reality shows that you watch scripted that are not only scripted but they're paid they're paid to be there so everybody that's on camera and on acting natural if they're not blurred out they're paid they're paid just like cheaters no no we knew that but put your hand right here why trust me oh [ __ ] what are we doing not that much not that much i tried talking yeah i did that once one child one girl what's how he's pulled out game strong anyways keep on put your hand here keep on with your book report so that that was pretty much it everybody yeah good luck everybody no put your hand here i don't know why you keep moving it don't do it why i don't trust you why you don't trust me what is this at all oh what is she are you coloring my [ __ ] nails yes put jolie in here no i don't need no black nails he had to go to the bathroom again look this is his this is his thing what's his name okay going to the bathroom all the time no no no he's got ibs no when he gets to the point okay doctor things get a little bit too emotional or too happy or too like funny his aquarius side goes he has to go take a break yeah see me i'm like it doesn't matter right yeah he's like i gotta go collect myself so he will excuse himself from the conversation numerous times no it's okay it's good to know hey if it's not your hand it's your coaster why are you gonna be coloring [ __ ] all right why is your hand not up here cause my nails i'm still taking your girlfriend out we're gonna have a girls night oh yeah all right well let me know what that is oh my god we can totally film it well first off women know how to use their cameras on their phones really really yeah it's amazing did you know that when you take us out of the kitchen no i didn't no we actually have women do not belong out of the kitchen you're they're [ __ ] at my point don't even start that [ __ ] man don't please because i'm i will literally put my headsets on this literally look out and wait until what the podcast is over no wait kayla and lina's done and then i'll come back in okay so we'll give it like what two weeks okay [ __ ] okay i bet you devinson you're going oh shh melissa said oh yeah build it oh yeah what are we filming the girls gone well probably be like i got all the things i care about no is she she good at that she's really good at that you know what she's really good at like okay here's the thing so as a performer i'm always on stage right love it love it love it love love love that people want to share everything that's going on but when i'm right here screw eye level right here is where my fupa is [Laughter] she knows so every video i see in myself i'm like oh you gotta stop you gotta stop the sour cream on your chips you gotta stop oh my god it's not even funny well it's funny but it's not even funny that's a terrible terrible terrible that's terrible terrible i was terrible patrick what casey's trying to get yours oh yeah okay i got the answer i need what no i was just looking at names look at what names what oh friends and family oh what is that your mama your uncle is that your uncle where i don't know he said your mama your uncle friends let's all look at patrick's page real quick okay let's do it okay we're live streaming oh don't know it she was a friend what's your daughter's name molly molly yeah daughter's name is molly sons name is jim jimmy james whatever the hell his middle name is patrick i like that james patrick i like that yeah named after tamara or his mother's dad that passed away before um we got married in 91. we're in 90. that's a lot of heavyweights and then we put patrick we always wanted our middle names to be the well all the middle needs to be my name and tamara's name oh if it makes you feel any better i was named after my father oh yeah i was lied to you for the longest time but my father's name was bernard charles yeah and her name's caroline so why did you just do that he's in trouble no caroline is the feminine former charles is it still not bernard caroline is a family and former church yeah we were wanting to know we were wanting well he knew it but now you know it because of this [ __ ] well we were wanting a while ago and i had it saved in my phone you know how like yeah yes if you ever call me that i will not respond what made like the beginning of the intro i was like well what do we put because i know you because what do we call you yeah what's your last name now like you've been married 15 times what do we call you i was like lena is fine yeah you did he does 15. i did the podcast like brings out all like oh dirt 15 times he's like 16 years is he 15 or is he 16 because i've been married like he's 20 23 oh i got you yeah dp no he's actually but if you really really really want to put all of the effort thought process emotion and just like that's what we do here soul searching gumption yeah 25. [Laughter] he's 0.5 okay don't ever tell anybody i said that 0.5 yeah i kind of love him a little bit well that's awesome congratulations but yeah no i'm not even going to say that what say it you can't start something not saying one time at band camp yeah talk to there talk to them stop it this is so hilarious she's so used to speaking in a microphone he's like [Laughter] i'm not a microphone guy i get it i don't i'm straight it's great i'm not i'm just saying i love you with all my heart and soul thank you no no if you ever piss me off i'll cut you you piss me off tonight air oh not with your [ __ ] sushi lips did you wash your face negative challenge accepted oh did you kick you i will die i will ending my happy ending will be death well well you should be happy at the end hey elena i can tell you i've been in between so hey you've been in between us whoa hey here's a new revelation on the podcast is she as good as she gives oh [ __ ] sound bites all right we'll be using this for next time that's not that's not what i was talking about time stamp so what you're saying is what you're saying is we have six and a half songs until we're done but no threes all right so seriously what was your favorite moment from saturday she said when i say evan evans everything here evanescence yeah it's about the wait it was elbows to [ __ ] [Music] elbows to [ __ ] all i can hear when i went home i heard this one like scream this is why patrick doesn't like her singing in a car and if you notice i did look over i went that's cool way up inside yeah no but i was your biggest fan out of the entire room and when i turned around and looked on pitch you wow and it was like this one i looked over and you had your hands up you had your hands up and this one looked at me like not when she's drinking nothing in her head all ready to apologize that's you no you seriously your voice does travel yeah voices you have the same um all no i'm telling you i'm telling you i will grab a microphone i don't care who it's from i will grab a microphone and get me up on stage and i'll be like mike michael turn off her microphone and make her feel fabulous okay let's go i will walk out i will walk out you would never have to uber home baby girl i will take you home i will take you home i will walk out and go have a cigarette how are you going to walk out of a smoking bar to go have a server because she's on stage i mean seriously i'm i felt that pain from over here like that was oh that hurt her feelers that hurt her feelings it really does hey [Laughter] she sucks all the time yeah she does no i wasn't i was on a regular i was trying to be not no more who sucks we're not after hours yet [Laughter] huh isn't it cute how men think that they run the world no we don't no what did i say last time we just make you what is all right hold on all our lives we think that's extension oh geez here we go no i'm telling you what are you all looking for what the hell happened no it's we dropped a dog yes there's no dogs willow yeah i know i didn't know she was there until she until i was moving my foot it was passed out here see she's trying to keep me from putting my foot under the desk i wish i could grab the camera and put it underneath the desk she's literally got her paw right on top of your foot like she's like no no no no no no no no that's not where it goes yep your hair is so cute right now oh enjoy it [Laughter] okay so i got a question now oh that's jason jason got his nails putting it back i got a question what okay let's go we were comparing nails all right all the things question what was the question what what what what what you remember you remember uh that when uh the one friend that posted something about going back to the nineties and living in yeah yeah yeah so what uh let me i want to go i'm gonna go to her page right quick because i i didn't this is another friend um catherine f uh epler um she said that she was gonna try to come on tonight and talk talk to us about it and everything but she's with the family eating right now okay hi catherine and she said that she you know no family yeah family yeah family is more important absolutely and that's what i that's what i told her so anyway hold on let me get to it um uh where is it okay so she says that she would like to make a town that's 90s are you all listening yeah that is not that it's 90s themed um slow dollop internet uh no cell phones only landlines uh tgif naughty fashion everything that was back in the 90s uh she said that the town she said that the town would no flip phones no nothing she said that the town uh mcdonald's mcdonald's we have the mcdonald land cookies and uh the old uh playground the playground that i used to have outside so like you mean the metal that would sit underneath the sun for hours and hours and hours and bait and then like it would just like when you go down like the slide it would just rip all of your skin so and then she said how about how about having a wool works tell her tell her listen this will be this will be educational for you folks the school would have no computers and the kids would actually go on on fun trail trips all right so you want that all right let's hear it do it got a story we got a casey story all right so stacy's story has here is that who is that saying that it's uh captain emperor rose captain i was born in a town in nebraska oh nebraska where 1980 has not left that's [ __ ] awesome you can take your way where the side again nebraska west western nebraska i used to live 15 minutes from where uh chimney rock was so if you were on the oregon trail playing the video game yeah you're going to die up just in turn i love you some [ __ ] yeah oregon trail all right so i grew up in i'm going to build my island based on oregon trail you know that you died of dysentery you're [ __ ] you're [ __ ] but i used to live in a town like that one stoplight the conoco or the canoco is what we used to call it we had no major franchises no mcdonald's no dairy queen so when subway showed up oh eating fresh oh yeah slightly fresh but yeah yeah there's nothing [Laughter] but yeah when you grow up in a town like that and you go oh i really wish we could live no you don't been there when i'm trying to get a hold of anybody and you're pulling out your cell phone and you have a current one you can stay in the middle of the street and that's where you're gonna get a signal yeah that's it otherwise you're not gonna get anything it's not gonna be that's the whole point and a pretty place to live where you're on vacation you can go do all the work and that's why i will never live in colorado and where's the place where colorado is great place to live western nebraska so they're still stuck in the 80s and 90s i can find a pac-man pac-mac machine for sure wow that's that's cool like the subway is in a location that used to be what we called the uh it was all i know it was not an actual arby's it was like it was a homegrown like burger joint which means it wasn't an rv because art did they have no it's rnd oh yeah like it's like going to like places that's called the car you go to a place called you're like what the hell is the car at yeah well the cars at the parking space yeah the cars yeah yeah but also like the grill is the same girl that's right from like 1950 i don't care about that girl she ain't got nothing on me i haven't eaten your meat yet so no lies but going to a small town like that it's great and all but once you've been exposed to all the technology it's fun for like a few minutes maybe a few days yeah but at the end of the day you're like what the [ __ ] am i doing here this feels creepy as [ __ ] yeah as you get older you're like oh i'm spoiled i'm i've been i've been in dfw for as long as i have uh-huh when you go to a small town like that you're like yeah what i'm sitting outside of a funeral home burying my grandmother i can't even get reception to find out what the [ __ ] is going on i can't i i can't say anything funny to that she does well you gotta wait until [Music] i'll be like god damn it he's right [Laughter] or or i'll get a text yeah it's insane it's great afterwards be like why did you let casey dun-dun-dun i don't need to answer the it was easier and it wasn't the 90s yeah it was the economies were good everything was uh i mean well your illusion about happening hey we didn't hear about [ __ ] school shootings every [ __ ] day why but here's the thing here's the thing here's the thing it did happen towards the end of clinton i know that like a second world war a small town where i grew up you'd be like oh i'm sorry you're a [ __ ] creepy dude we're gonna all watch you right now yeah there's you're talking about town like if you want to have no technology you're talking about town that has like 2 000 people around here yeah right and under 2 000 people you're going to know almost everybody and you're gonna have that everybody knows what everybody's doing yeah it's like oh you're you're weird as [ __ ] that was almost like corsicana yeah yeah yeah that's like corsicana ross and all that [ __ ] like the only reason that the town that i was born in is relevant is simply because of the interjunction between highways or where the rivers were right otherwise they don't mean nothing and everybody knew everything so yeah like oh okay well oh i see all this i see all this doesn't really matter you're like that person's [ __ ] creepy yeah i don't know about y'all we're having like the greatest conversation over here what the [ __ ] yeah but when he gets like going back in technology getting rid of it nope never over there's a lot of benefits but there's also a lot of negative things that could happen i want your home in one piece right you're not included i've found a paper one piece when i was doing my uh grandparents eulogies where it's like oh what are the biggest flaws i happen to have with this guy and then one of them was like what uh you're looking at the chat right looking at like this madonna here and also ignorance of people yeah it's like okay well ignorance of people can sometimes be ignorant between being willing or being you know present just choosing to ignore it right if you're in a small town like that yeah it's awesome you have no idea what's going on in dallas fort worth because you don't give a [ __ ] it doesn't matter we wouldn't wait you wouldn't want to know what the hell was going on anyway yeah you're like what the [ __ ] does that have to do with my crops what the [ __ ] does it have to do with the people that live in this town when did we get so serious no we were talking about the 90s oh cause we're over town it's like and now i can hear you and now it's like holy [ __ ] do you hear what happened in [ __ ] burleson no oh yeah yeah oh kelly carson i know kelly when she was a kid oh you knew kelly yeah true story true fake story are you lying i like fake stories fake stories i don't have fake story but when kelly actually sarcasm font and this may actually make you guys go viral but the reason why kelly uh told my ex-girlfriend at the time that she could not start red bull i have to go do a music competition um okay well i'm not gonna win but i gotta do it's gonna be like three weeks blah blah blah congratulations you're american idol yeah but she's just an innocent girl like she had no [ __ ] clue she's like i'm gonna go do this i have no idea that i'm gonna [ __ ] win here i don't think she knew that she was gonna get that far oh she's [ __ ] talented before she was even down american idol but oh you fit all the boxes right you have talent boom but not going back to the 90s if you're in a small town like burlson and you're not connected to dfw at all yeah how much would you know about dfw not much how much would you know about dfw living in louisville or denton dallas fort worth i lived in denton denton's a great town very small tick a small community it was small tit community do you know what euless is known for oh my god nothing correct now it is yeah right now euless actually has the largest yeah they started coming in uh they started coming in in the mid 80s or in the early 80s the prince of tonga moved to euless right the princeton tonga meiji yeah okay and so a lot of people that are talking one of my good buddies but it's all small town stuff like can you imagine like the country of tonga going oh we're going to move everybody here but there's all this [ __ ] about that stuff are you pointing at me like no i would move there over there saw this but if we circle back to like small towns in the oh it's great but at the same time there's a lot of people now that would never go back to what they've already had to what they could yeah but nobody's gonna go back i mean i understand it's like me i don't like being on my phone on my days off i don't answer my phone i don't respond to my textbooks but when i go back to a small town like where i was born what and that might be small it's his new picture i wouldn't give a [ __ ] either if i lived in that small town right that's his new picture on your phone from buffalo new york do you really care what happens in dallas texas not really no we're gonna go oh dallas had what oh it wasn't even dallas like suburbs oh still don't give a [ __ ] right we got our own story going on it's funny like literally the divide yeah you're talking about like the african tonga over here you're probably gonna have to separate the audio i know right it's like this side has you don't even want to hear what just happened all right all right you ready it was great it just depends on how much audio i needed you to take a shot of your salted caramel i already did no do it again says hey boo bear who oh i know that's me no i poured i poured a shot in his drink therefore you have to take a shot of yourself i don't have a shot glass so well you know what you do actually it's called a bottle the bottle in the mouth have a perfect measurement you can only fit so much alcohol in the mouth before you shoot it here's so anyways i think guys i'm really glad that you two hands one mouth i'm just saying exactly i don't understand the dynamics it's called boobs boobs oh boobs it's not made for in the downtown highway downtown highway two hands one mouth two ears that way she can steer you good luck wow good luck everybody make sure she knows where she's going first [Laughter] make sure there's no salads going yeah there's no gps directions when you're going that direction did you did you put the did you put the link on my facebook facebook oh god i hope my son's like watching your facebook slowly pacing along hey look is it one of those things if it's on my facebook your family is watching too do you have to be approved oh no i'm so i'm so so so worried who's family my family oh your family's watching probably i apologize i promise y'all i promise y'all i'm a really good influence said no don't shake your head thank you at least somebody has sweet jesus on the right yeah literally like you're on the right side seriously devin the reds and the blues seriously devin what yeah yeah what i don't know if you can certify this i can what i don't know if you can survive this survive what we will have so many [ __ ] epic moments oh my [ __ ] i adore the [ __ ] out of her are you serious like seriously i asked you the first time but i'm gonna say it again right now what how much did you pay her how much did you pay her she is amazing i know i and she puts up with all of your [ __ ] she sculpted her myself a lot of time and energy went into that it was not it was not you did not take my response did you pull the uh did you pull the words just drop me like one of your french girls did you pull the weird science [ __ ] weird sizeable no no what's that myself no i made her we're science really i can't tell everybody they're like i remember the movie i don't remember the reference they're like casey i mean yeah you remember you loved it absolutely okay how do you deal with that well he didn't come out of the [ __ ] box that way like i'm still working exactly but yeah but that's what i'm saying like i love you don't you dare come on mom's vagina a box i would never be that disrespectful yeah you got them [ __ ] good on that one nice i would never his mom is an amazing woman yeah amazing she's a [ __ ] insane don't you say anything no no is she she not only is she like the the center of the entire family don't touch me while i'm talking about this not only is she the center and the glue of the entire family the woman is ridiculously smart how many hold on sexy how many nursing degrees does she hold uh double master's doctorate damn bachelor of nursing and then below uh-huh and you're a bartender no a craft bartender see that's the thing my dad retired lieutenant colonel pilot royal air force and i'm like i clean houses and i sing every now and then see everybody wants better for their kids right yeah and for the mic drop here he goes she's like a badass are you sure you didn't marry a badass oh you oh but you couldn't hear was wait wait but what you couldn't hear was when i said but didn't you marry a badass and what did you say what do you say you didn't hear that no i didn't hear it i had your earphones on of course he did thank you oh quit [ __ ] siding over there i'm telling you i'm telling you sisters from another mister you are in so much trouble so much trouble don't look at me like that okay all right don't look at me like that you're doing things ah look i just introduced you to my husband you guys can go out and have all the guys nights did any of us ever say we're gonna have a guy's night no i'm 51 no how many times you talk about having a girls night that's four times now that's four times now but i'm telling you what i just want to like grab her take my earphones i just want to grab her up and fold her and put her in my back pocket like i just wow dude i adore the [ __ ] out of her me too i told you more redheads no more asians i know and i didn't i'm serious this one right here what did i tell you i facebook stalked her i know you did i facebook's talked about no i told her too i told her on saturday i was like [ __ ] i facebook talked to you and she went you know what i did too and i was like dab it out right i was like this is how i know devin i love you guys [ __ ] i love you dearly i love you dearly oh i love you too but this right here know she's i even i'm i'm gonna send her i'm gonna send her the link from where i got my ring hey rush might be going to india soon no you don't even have to do that shipping is only twelve dollars i don't give a [ __ ] i'll go to india for any goddamn excuse oh sh my husband came back oh so we were talking about uh we were talking about bank statements and how wells fargo owes people money right and how the uh so there's going to be a new round of stimulus and i have there's nine i haven't gotten left well there's not it was 339 trillion the last time they're not going to do that no they're going to do it you stop smelling my armpit here it's beef on shoulders beef enchiladas in your armpits [Laughter] what the [ __ ] kind of relationship you're watching it's a [Laughter] did you wash your face i'm just kidding no can you take a shower no i'm allergic to seafood on you yeah i know you said that in the beginning and we went to church we went to chinese buffet and he had sushi and imitation crab and all that stuff and he's like oh that's great i can't kiss you and i went okay and now i'm looking at him like i want to give you a kiss i kissed her before i was like i love you i'm gonna do this right by the way i'm doing this okay he did he was like let's pull the mask down and piss everybody off [Laughter] why are you looking like that why is it not nice that's so nice i'm gonna get patrick he's like i'll give you a dab out he was in front of the salad bar part of the buffet [Laughter] i think he got it i think he got it is that number five five times it was just i wouldn't give you i would give you a high five but it wasn't me five times five times alright all right so friday you have some other person coming here yes you got four minutes to explain to me why that is a relevant thought because it's a new blood and i have no idea who this person is and he's from a competing uh telecom so we have telecom uh background which we shut your front door we can't tell who it's gonna be or what the guy's from because i don't wanna yeah i don't wanna get him in trouble that's the problem with a lot of this week it's right next up he's from rocky he's from nokia well he's never going to die and you're not going to break him right just so you know what what what the top of the medium fed cup bottle almost lines up with the fanta bottle that's [ __ ] science no it's not in science it doesn't work all the way if it worked all the way he's so [ __ ] off right now he's like no this is where mechanics come in ladies and gentlemen we want to designate this screw for every [ __ ] bottle make it universal it is universal like a remote exactly but none of the remotes are [ __ ] universal no you're not not at all you have to look through like at least like a woman coach it's like a woman you have to push the right buttons in and then you're good to go there's a big difference between this and this [Laughter] yeah how many buttons does it take to make you go if i do the same job as this there's three why do i have all these extra [ __ ] you wanna know why change color you wanna know why someone takes three buttons slow medium and fast and cycle through the colors click look find out what the color is there's a combo to everything is you click click convenient what's the answer what are we gonna say what i can't wait to hear this well there's only two minutes left so i'll go ahead and truncate it so first time all night long no it's fine first off hours and rules if you have to go to a store and buy a universal remote which is like the most [ __ ] oh yeah what the hell this is what happens when i make him nervous so if you have to go to a store and buy a universal remote and be like it services all 15 of the things [Laughter] and then after after you know that it services all of the 15 things you still have to have is this like lever 2000 a 42 page a 42 page instruction manual with the nine digit codes to whittle it down to the one thing that you're trying to possess and control this orgasm [Laughter] hey amazon you made it easier to control your cat it was designed by a man which means it has more than two [ __ ] buttons oh my god that's it no it's oh my god and i'm good [Laughter] oh you're too [ __ ] loud shut the [ __ ] up down down down [Laughter] okay baby so did you know that i'm facebook famous oh my god we're about to go viral and we're out time ladies did you know that i'm facebook famous did you know i didn't okay so same night same night as i swear right yeah went home steve lori jamie pam eve check out my family that's his family oh my god i don't care about mine it's whatever that night he came home took a shower i'm like i'm playing my game whatever he comes out in all of his casinos which is not much completely hand plants my ipad was it like what an hour and a half two hours later four to seven minutes i did good i look down i'm out of breath and i look over and my ipad is flashing in the same way that the tv is flashing and i'm like that's kind of weird what the hell yeah i pick it up and i look at i'm like that's what i noticed i'm on facebook live oh yeah and i have 12 people live streaming watching yeah it went here but wait it was on the tv too no the tv was playing but because i was on facebook live every time that the tv would like oh flash it was recording the flash exactly sounds like what the hell how's like 12 people what the [ __ ] [Music] delete and turn it off turn off in case he's like a website that's called fans only and then i was like oh my god were you one of the 12 and to this day nobody uh no nobody's like what he's admitted go back to the analytics it's been numerous times he's like well you know we're facebook famous like shut up you rocked the world of all 12 people when i looked over to my ipad i saw my head to my crotch i was like wow that was not okay good lord i hope aidan doesn't find that in twitter oh my god i'm going to tell him i've already told him he told him he did he goes he goes well do you know i [ __ ] your mom you know what my kid did he went i've been inside her body further than you could ever imagine but you have no idea how far i go but i've been in more orifices than you [Laughter] changing how about my finger holes when was the last time you've heard it in your mom's house oh my god is it not 10 o'clock yet yeah it's 10. oh my god we can get dirty as [ __ ] have you been in your mom's mouth because i have and that folks is our show for the night thank you for showing [Laughter] i'm glad we could end on a happy note jesus i promise you unless you want the most like ridiculous thing ever i will never bring him again i go it's been fun it's been fun it was awesome i think it was good yeah i would kiss him right now but i can't patrick out of the first 30 minutes how many times do you laugh three hey hey baby since i can't kiss you for the closing kiss patrick [Laughter] by the way can i just say thank you to all the people seriously especially kim by the way thank you to all the people who have listened to all the stupid [ __ ] that i've had to say and then this one came hey dude it's okay i'm serious like hey i love you guys seriously please take care of yourselves take care of other people yes love each other yeah just hate the world good night everybody everybody love you long time y'all take it easy