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FU Podcast - Full Episode s01 e20 - April 19, 2021 - LIVE
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FU Podcast - Full Episode s01 e20 - April 19, 2021 - LIVE

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FU Podcast - Full Episode s01 e20 - April 19, 2021 - LIVE

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[Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] in a world full of chaos we are your outlet to voice your frustrations the world's first interactive podcast where the audience can become a guest of the show presenting your hosts devon g ewert and patrick mark welcome everybody it is monday april 19th and you are here with us live in studio what a former week what a week man yeah what a week it just started yeah you know that's never a good thing when you say what a week a lot of [ __ ] monday a lot of diarrhea all over the media today oh man diarrhea where oh all over the media all over in and around went my stomach made me go to the bathroom too i was like oh that was that was mine earlier too i'm telling you man yeah that was my excuse too it wasn't it wasn't the food that i ate last night it wasn't listening today hey you better shut your mouth you spend like an hour in there man man i gotta contemplate you know life's decisions and whether i made the right choices you're supposed to do that in the shower right choices it's well [ __ ] i don't want to waste the water with yeah how many times you flush you're flushing the gallon hey i don't give courtesy flushes yeah that wastes water i do in the public restaurant if somebody else's bill i'll flush twice right exactly but i got a fart fan for word yeah i'll make sure it strategically blows and patrick do you know so you rerouted that [ __ ] talking about like reliving past decisions and stuff like if you're the way to really weigh that is if your future self hasn't come back in time yet to say it was a bad idea yeah my future my past future self has already came in you know whatever which idea did he scold you on [Laughter] kayla says uh hello boo bear sprouty aunt andy hello kayla i thought i was uh what i thought you all look like i thought i was proudy bear bear oh apparently not today no that was only a limited time you know special occasion type thing apparently okay all right all right mama okay sproutly little [ __ ] what it's a sprightly little [ __ ] yeah i mean hey that's your people isn't it i'm full-blooded [ __ ] irish good job i'm part irish i'm scandinavian apparently too i'm uh full blooded irish german full-blooded republican irish republican irish [ __ ] like right-leaning middle of the road irish mutt german yeah but you're in the navy yeah you're more republican though i know i'm like right leaning when it comes to firearms i'm definitely a republican there's no doubt about that no argument [Laughter] there's only two choices right and wrong and that's who's right when everybody else and that's republican that's republican that is not you i mean i'm through i'm having a i no i'm having a coconut drink because i mean all this [ __ ] when it comes to 2a and taxes i'm very republican yeah okay and bail what are you saying bailouts because we don't do bailouts right somebody i'm sure is going to get in there and and protect me right now oh yeah what about when so-and-so was in office and this happened and this happened in this state you know what i don't care right frustration unlimited they are right you fu for those of you listening uh if you want to join in the comments go to uh frustration.unlimited.podcast in order to comment on the live show yeah because i know some of y'all can it would be it would be nice if y'all did scrolling down can they also comment on facebook or does it just automatically show up on facebook um they can but they got to go to facebook frustration frustration.unlimited.podcast page or they can go to twitch but i don't think a lot of our lists so watch this on the facebook page on the actual facebook page frustration dot unlimited dot podcast dot at your mom's house [Laughter] anyways in the world in a world where devon is a snowflake i am not a snowflake devon does like firearms no that's true i do no that's true guilty is charged um speaking of which so what is your thoughts on this uh whole firearms thing where you don't have to have a cdl you can carry oh so i'll be i'll be straight up i've been waiting soon as i heard that thing come across as like oh i can't wait to have andy on this show you know i'm all for as you know i'm a big second amendment supporter um i love laws that push it forward and progress it and make it more of a uh natural state for when you're in public so people can get used to it but at the same time i also think it invites challenge me personally i don't agree with open carrier and the reason being is because there's nobody's business where no matter what weapon it is i have whether it's a knife a gun or anything like that there's nobody's business where it's being carried on my body that gives right off the bat that gives them a like and i'm not saying like a target on your back right you know what i mean element of surprise if somebody comes in carrying and shooting up the place you want to have that element of surprise rather than being in a sense so you see where i'm going with that and i'm not i don't walk out the door expect to being attacked or whatnot but if i were getting attacked and somebody knows where my weapon is they already have an advantage on me before anything even happens yep because you're the first person they're gonna talk and and then i've always made the joke like you know if somebody's standing in line somebody comes in to rob the place who's the they're either gonna walk out and leave if they say somebody carrying or the first person they're gonna disable the first person they're going to disable is the person with the firearm that they can see i was i was in walmart the other day and i was in line and the dude in front of me had his family with him and whatnot but he was leaning on his cart and he had he had his holster and his it was a uh i think it was like a glock uh maybe a glock 42 or maybe glock 20 looked like a 40 cal or 45. um it was it was a larger glock it was a full size it wasn't compact um and i literally like was getting candy off the off the thing i could have legitimately reached over pulled it out shot him shot anybody in the in the store that i could have wanted to and and basically uh you're good um i didn't know that's hitting the microphone so it keeps going it could be me okay it might be you okay yep that was you all right so i know to calm down technical difficulties in the studio mike's like super sensitive so any anyways um but literally it was within a foot of my hand of grass and he wasn't even looking around like he had zero situational awareness um you know that it's that's all good and dandy if you're carrying you should know what's going on around you at all times even if it's concealed um i think open carry is for me personally i don't agree with it i don't agree i'm a weapon is meant to be felt not seen um and and i don't mean that in a harsh manner as like you know i'm a killer you know it's meant to be you know killer weapon no it's it's me a weapon is meant for self-defense exactly yeah it's not just a deterrent you know saying if somebody's coming after you with deadly force it's meant to stop their deadly force immediately you know i'm saying so it's it's it's nobody's business where that comes from on my pocket waist etc and you know i i've said the scenario before like you know what if somebody you know what if somebody's robbing a convenience store and they see you carrying they grab your gun right away i've had so many people like those when is that gonna happen dude i follow pages of like the guys that teach and there is video after video of they're in the gas station where usually the gas station has like you know it's a it's the counters behind bulletproof glass but i've seen video after video of where somebody is sagging their jeans a little too low and they're carrying in their waist and the person comes in grabs it out their waist either shoots somebody or takes off with the gun itself and then either way there's another gun on the streets i don't agree with open carry i am a progressive when it comes to second amendment laws but i'm not you won't ever see me open carry kayla says but the law they're trying to pass you can conceal she says i agree but if someone sees someone carrying may cause someone to think twice or not commit the crime they plan because they know someone can take them down at the same time and that's very true too it is a deterrent but if they're the only person that you see you don't know who else is carrying so but you know at the same time i the other reason i do agree with it if you can carry concealed that's awesome uh that's that's cool because at the end of the day a chl is still a form of registration um you're not going to go get your cho if you don't own a pistol if you do well i guess more power to you you're going to carry around a rented pistol like hey can i rent this out and walk around with it i promise i'll bring it back unused um you know what i mean so yeah so i i don't believe hey i hate the even thought of registration um like even today's background checks aren't registration you just pass a background check it shows that you passed a background check they don't know what you bought or who you bought it from or whatnot my first ar was cash like you know i paid i counted it out there was no paper trail for that at all as other than i passed a background check for it um but at the end of the day a chl is a type of registration the they when i get pulled over it pops up by way i was instructed it pops up just like somebody who's got a warrant out it pops up chl holder and so you already you know are are knowing something about me that i i definitely or more than likely will have a gun on me so no i don't agree with that side of it but at the same time i don't know if every single tom dick and harry should be conceal carrying either so i mean it's it's it's a fine line but the thing is is you'll never hear a hardcore second amendment advocate hear you like say what i just said like because the problem is is when it comes to the other side if you give an inch they take a [ __ ] mile this is true that's what worries me about the with these executive orders that biden biden put into play like you know he's talking about universal background checks that's something that's already in play that's what i'm wondering is a lot of the stuff that he was trying to enact i'm like it's already in play is it not yeah so here's here's the here's the skinny on that you can go to a gun show and if you buy from a private dude walking around with his gun or whatnot granted yes there that's that's called a straw purchase there there is that but if you buy the one he's the thing he's talking about the gun show loophole yeah the only place that that ex that that exists is in one state i don't remember a state but what the rule is is if you go and buy a firearm and the background check doesn't come back within three days that vendor does not have the right to hold the firearm from you the fbi has three days to get back to you or else which my background checks came back in within like an hour and a half sometimes 30 minutes so and how did you go about the background check or how where did you go like when i went when i bought my when i bought uh i bought uh like walk me through the process so i bought my ex-wife and ar at a gun show i bought myself a pistol at a gun show um yeah what kind of steps did you have to go through to buy it at those so legitimately hey i want that i would like this to the duck can i go ahead and purchase it i'm getting my hands off the table before i knock the mic again um i purchased all right then he'll blame mayport yeah no actually no doubt no no so so to your point in his so see how we have our wires bound by the arms the problem is mine is yeah every time i hit it yeah anytime it's the wire or the table it yeah we don't just wrap it around it yeah that's what i'm saying next time that's that's our bed we'll yeah it's all right we'll get it so i i curve i buy i go in i purchased my ar 15 i mean like i said it was for at the time my wife but now ex-wife but i purchased the ar pay the money and before they release it to me they legitimately have me fill out all this paperwork um it uh asked me about my mental history asked me about my criminal history um uh i forget there's a ton of [ __ ] questions on it and you have to get it exactly right like you can't go back in and accidentally erase something or whatnot you have if you screw something up wait like a scantron like what kind of a no that's just it like you can't have any mistakes it has to be completely legible electronic is no it's hand written dude and written okay that's what i'm saying i don't know it could i just want to say walk me through like what it could have changed now yeah but when this happened i had to hand write it this was even at a store this wasn't just at a gun show even at a store i had to do this yeah and i'm filling this whole thing out write it it's got to be perfect and if it's not perfect i have to go back in and start over another one they rip it up and just make me start how many questions do you think is on there like 50 100 oh no it's not that many dude it's just it but it's you said it was like a lot of questions i'm like in my mind like what's your thoughts it's it's like would somebody else consider you dangerous have you ever had mental history criminal history and but the thing is is it asks multiple points about the criminal history like felony other stuff things of that sort and as soon as they run all your information i mean if you are a felon or you do have mental history it's going to come up on an fbi background check right and that's where it's run through it's run through the fbi even the one at the gun show and and then so um and then now once you have your chl you can't have a chl if you're a felon number one and you can't have a chl it's just like the background check you can't if you have mental disability and you're on record as having a mental disability okay so so so explain to me that mental disability aspect because that seems to be the common thread with all these shootings and stuff how do they know what your mental disability is how can they prove with with oh you know not osha what's the one um huh your record will be on your record what record that's my point your rap sheet well i i'll tell you your record will have your record will have anything criminal related especially if it's psychological but also if you're seeing a doctor it's on record yeah okay if you're seeing a shrink or you're seeing count seeking counselor it's on record somewhere and if you do a full background check they will see if you've been registered as having a mental illness or if you take medication for mental illness too as well um and so and so with that even with that being said yes i no no doubt if somebody has gone their whole life without being crazy or or have been completely a great citizen they can go in and purchase a gun and then turn into a cycle overnight but i mean how often is that going to happen well the reason why i ask this is because the recent shooting at the um fedex um the guy actually had his guns taken away and then he legally went and purchased them not too long there after he got him taken away so that to me i'm like i also wouldn't be surprised if more facts come out about that eventually too but right the and that's why i'm asking the questions and the walkthrough that i am but the thing is is see you say that he legally got it but the thing is is technically there was obviously a mistake somewhere so the laws were already in place what are you gonna do make something more illegal than it already is right like you know it's like but my thing is if if he had his guns confiscated then he should have been on some kind of list kind of like a no-fly list where you can't if they see his name it automatically pops up that hey dude this guy's already got his guns taken away he doesn't ever need to buy ever agreed i agree there needs to be a system that checks that but at the same time here's the problem with gun laws and this is why i said that gun show the thing that he's pushing with the uh the whole gun show and universal background checks what that's doing is pushing something that's already in force so it's easy to slip something in the fine print or get buy into one of the other bills he's going to push right that's all it is it's to get buy-in dude so i'm pushing this background check i'm making people believe that this doesn't already exist right and then and then so i'll get this bill passed and it'll make it easier for me to get this bill passed this bill passed and then it just becomes a slippery slope and here's the problem and i just and i'll i'll cut myself off right after this no you don't got to man the great there is not a gray area when it comes to guns it's black and white it's it's it sucks but it is and the thing is is you cannot you cannot make stiffer laws without infringing on law abiding citizens is the problem right because i have zero intention of ever hurting anybody i like i will shoot at cardboard i will shoot at metal i hope to never ever ever have to use my gun just like i hope to never have to use my [ __ ] fire extinguisher on my house i hope i never have a house fire but you have it just in case but i have it right what i'm saying so there's no reason there you know i'm saying and you can sit there and say why do you need an ar-15 why do you need two ar-15s [ __ ] why do you need three well i can i get your argument but why do i not need it like what is it about my life that that i'm doing i own four fire extinguishers what is it about my life that i'm doing that should not allow me to to own one of these i've never been convicted of a crime i've i've never i've never had any like mental issues i had add when i was a kid you know i'm saying i've never i've never uh harmed animals you know what i mean there's been no why is why should i not be allowed to now fully automatic weapons i have mixed emotions there's there's going to be a lot in the 2a community thinking we should be able to own whatever we want i don't believe i should be able to go get an m16 fully automatic rifle and you know walk out of a you have to have a class 3 federal firearms license to get that so right and pay for it and uh kayla has a good point she says the thing is most crime isn't from registered and most gun owners it's from stolen guns very true that's true but the majority of crime i know mass shootings mass shootings it's usually can be can be lately did she take her smart pills today she did again again she lifted her shoe like she was about to chuck that thing at your head oh really yeah you missed it yeah well it's okay you know you you can't you're all right mama okay because it's just like everybody says that you can get these laws going you think the criminals are going to walk in and turn on their guns exactly no law-abiding citizens are going to be the ones to go turn in their guns and then guess what who becomes the victims we the people that just turned in their guns exactly so that's why i keep them and i'm a criminal think about this they enacted all school zones no hand guns no this that neither where is the number one [ __ ] mass shooting happening happening most of the time it's in [ __ ] schools which why because they enacted no handguns no this although there was a school in texas and i don't know if it still is that allowed certain teachers to have handguns did you hear about any [ __ ] school shootings and yeah no that'll that'll deter it but yeah um exactly and that's what i'm saying like it's so stupid so here that school should have been the replica the model that all these other schools train yeah but there's not enough buy-in to that that's the problem dude there's well look at what else what are your alternatives looking around what i mean you know and i can't i'm not here to bash on the liberal or left but you're not going to get a liberal governing body to approve something like that they absolutely just will not dude they are so anti-gun and and i was out and here's the here's the the bad part is i was listening to rogan and kolion he had colleen noir on and he's uh he used to be at the nra i don't know if he still is or not but they're pulling up uh gun facts and whatnot and like leading as far as reported and in the media we're number two in the world as far as uh mass shootings and et cetera but per capita we're like number 12. so there are as far as like like it looks like more of a problem because there's more of us but if you go to a country like brazil oh yeah oh my lord dude you want to talk about that yeah brazil mexico actually believe it or not per capita mexico is kind of low on the list yeah brazil brazil like brazil just south so sao paulo brazil is one of the areas they say don't ever go to oh there's there's several areas on there saying don't do it now so um back when i was at uh my my my uh previous employer um one of the people i used to deal with was a data architect a data scientist he was out of brazil and like a his connection was spotty at best ninety percent of time but b um he when the whole covey thing happened he's like dude i i got like i'll be in touch with in a couple days and i was like hey what's going on he's like i'm going to the country you guys because like this everything that's going on with the cove and everything else like the crime and everything else has been like exponentially bad and so yeah he uh you know called me and we talked whatever and he was in um you know out in the countryside and he's like dude it's just so bad like with the violence and then with the covid and then of course now brazil's been like the top two for the last couple weeks as far as kovic cases and everything else and of course nds now number one but yeah uh yeah and and then you know there's there's that too but i you know i i'm very um i have very strong opinion are we back no yeah we're back now hold on is it we're back now might need to hold up wait uh uh i see us yeah we're back we're back okay we was just testing y'all just make sure y'all are paying technical difficulties if you heard anything don't pay attention to the man behind the curtain yeah well uh but apparently you can't swipe left i mean you can that just means you don't want to take them out right yeah don't just don't swap left again okay yeah sorry but yes that is my thoughts on guns and second amendments and stuff isn't that right mama shall not be infringed as literal what it wasn't meant to be taken from a point of view well we can hear you okay go to sleep [ __ ] i wish i could own a tank but you know yeah why can't you because we don't live in a perfect world that would be a perfect world did you know there is a place uh out houston it's called drive tanks you can go drive a tank and you can actually shoot one i thought you could go out to devon's island i don't know how much it costs but anybody who's interested you can actually drive a tank it's somewhere in texas look up oh wait somewhere in texas we can drive tanks yes look up drive tanks anyways i digress yes so we were talking about the the whole gun situation but um oh yeah lindsay says well hello again lol yes uh we had some technical difficulties sorry about technical apparently i need to disable the left and right uh swipe on my mouse because i meant to scroll down to see the comments and it decided oh and now it's deciding connection lost oh no nope connected again i'm telling you it's the pulp it's the polter what polter geese what was it no it's polka polka polka poker polka dots poker guys polka guys they they post they poke the poker guys for the winner i want to talk about maxine [ __ ] waters oh yeah are we going to get into the chavan chovin no not right now not right now we'll talk about the maxine waters and i want to talk about maxine [ __ ] waters all right let's talk about it go ahead i mean kind of go ahead frustration unlimited oh do we want to talk about the show event and going into no no it chauvin will go after that i mean yeah sure i mean can go at that point it's synonymous he's not important right now okay you know what i think maxine should be charged for enticing violence and insurrection and step down and just like uh how they uh yeah how they did trump and uh the government should be on her ass just like they should be with trump uh for january 6 but they won't be because pelosi stand with waters she's a [ __ ] [ __ ] biscuit well she needs to be [ __ ] cut off [ __ ] little [ __ ] damn and i don't care tell us how you might i really feel fair it's about time you've voiced your frustrations i hit it patrick i don't care hey hey i don't care if you're white i don't care if you're black i don't care if you're [ __ ] hispanic i don't care if you're purple yellow green mama you don't don't mess up his flow you don't go out and ask people to be more confrontational when the country is already on edge yep you know what i'm saying she's a [ __ ] a [ __ ] hater and i don't hate that many [ __ ] people you and i don't i don't like pelosi pelosi can just [ __ ] rot in hell well i mean she drinks a lot of vodkas so it's starting from the top so i was maxing what's uh what's your last name vaccine [ __ ] waters so those of you that that are listening are not really knowing what's going on maxine waters today uh product replacement went on dr pepper once again even i'm drinking it tonight so so maxine waters came on i can't went on today and publicly said that and and i'm have my small agreeances as far as i i don't think that it should go quietly into the night if he does get found not guilty but what she said flat out today was that if he does get found not guilty that that that that the protesters need to be more confrontational need to get more aggressive and i'm not sure what is more aggressive than already burning buildings and things and whatnot but i mean what's the point of burning buildings and burning businesses and [ __ ] like that i agree you're right and and all it is is just people sitting on their [ __ ] asses not having anything to do i mean i sit on my ass all the time i don't go around burning down [ __ ] buildings and shooting people and all that [ __ ] i'm pretty good at sitting on my ass but doing it 30 wait 40 years well i said i forgot how old i was my bad i must be running for a democrat side [Laughter] so you know i mean it's they went after trump for it i'm not a trump fan no but they went after trump for it why can't they go after maxine for it the and i the this is the reason i really agree i agree with you 100 for the fact that the the trumpers that you know did all the stuff at the capitol and stormed the capitol and and you know rioted and et cetera and whatnot which i don't condone at all but they did that simply because trump was saying hey we won't back down we're going to continue to fight uh we're not let this happen and nowhere was he ever like hey you guys go out and fight and be more aggressive and and and be more and be more uh i don't know be go go cause more problems and so they still because just because he said we're not gonna back down we're not gonna go quietly into the night and things of that they said he's basically inciting a riot that's she comes out and like flat out is saying hey you guys need to be more confrontational you need to be more aggressive more aggressive than they already are or what they've been doing like the the violence anything that happened like that's inside hell response yeah shouldn't she be held responsible for what she said if trump got in trouble for something and i'm not of support of trump but if he got something that simple why the [ __ ] isn't the the uh the the mob going after her you know what i mean like where where is the where's the the social justice warriors to go after her you know exactly why i know but still it's it's and i'm not and i don't have to say it it's hypocritical [ __ ] yeah it is yeah it's very hypocritical well whatever but i mean caleb has stopped using race as an excuse yeah so goes back to what was implied what that they're using that as an excuse oh yeah rob pillage and burned down the [ __ ] city right well i think did you see did you see what brianna taylor's mother said about the blm oh yeah she hasn't seen a scent from them [ __ ] amen so those of you don't know blm the organization not the phrase so understand this i support the phrase black lives matter they they do i do not argue with that whatsoever the organization and she's been in the head of the organization has been in the news with all the 3.2 million dollar mansion she's bought recently briana's taylor's mother came out and didn't see a scent of all the donations put to black lives matter in brianna taylor's name if anybody deserves that money and i and i'm not going to speak on brianna taylor because i have very strong feelings on that too but if anybody deserves that money it's not black lives matter it's brianna taylor's mom right you know what i mean and if they if they're do if blm the organization does the right thing or says they do the right thing they need to step up and take care of these families and not use it for personal interests i agree i agree man before we know we're gonna have blm right outside our door that's okay i said no i said i agree with the phrase black lives matter they absolutely do 100 right well they all do i agree they they i'm not going to say all eyes matter i mean well because that's tagged as racist now that's true that's true that's true what kayla said uh committed uh committing a crime to attempt to justify a crime doesn't solve [ __ ] basically it's like tit for tat you can't well yeah you can't justify a crime by committing another crime that two wrongs don't make a right that's basically what she's saying in layman's terms well there's there's the people out there that just don't care there are they're already the you know i'm saying that i guarantee you the the actual and i mean real life gang members that are out there rioting don't give two shits they're gonna go get what they're gonna get well here's the problem they're just gonna break into into stores and buy tvs and i mean actual gang members and they seize they they go after it it's their moment of weakness and they pry upon the wheat that's that's the [ __ ] up part let's like uh pick the wrong way to quit drinking [Laughter] i feel like you that statement is it opposite day [ __ ] well that's some good [ __ ] but yeah no patrick you're absolutely right you have every right to be pissed because there should be people coming after her like they came after trump well yeah they should be they should be going out to pelosi schumer schiff you know i'm not saying that i'm not going to go after all the goddamn politicians [ __ ] all of them i'm not saying all of them yeah i don't want to burn some [ __ ] down i'm not no i'm not saying both sides are just as they're they're all they're all crooked they're all crooked that's why and both sides of government don't care what anybody says or racist it is in both sides of the aisle that's true two wings of the same bird you get your left and your right same [ __ ] bird i think he's [ __ ] analogous we can't soar because we're [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] well i don't know what i'm doing like that's right that's racist because you're making fun of disabled no he said [ __ ] that's this i got a bad joke that i said i'm not gonna say that i'm gonna go too far too far andy but yeah i mean that's just it is like people are scream up and down that republicans are racist but really the democrats are fathers of the jim crow laws like yeah no i know they're all racist biden's 94 crime bills destroyed minority families destroyed him and everybody's like he's not racist like what yeah like even kamala when they were going against each other called him flat out called out his racism and stuff and now she's like his best friend are you kidding me maybe that's why she's getting ain't nothing make me more mad than somebody that just wants to stand up for something they say is their morals and then compromises them as soon as they oh you know what i know power is a a big thing and it's enticing but really really do you see that what yeah look lindsay she said andy don't say that joking don't say that joke oh yeah she's good yeah yeah it's a little rough don't worry he's not no cancel culture will come after us i think the canceled culture will probably come after us anyway who gives a [ __ ] so i think that after our last show if they haven't they haven't come after me i should have catched actually bro you should definitely watch that i think i shall i'll probably check it out so many calls and so many messages yeah i did too so many [ __ ] pissed off people like how the [ __ ] did you have those okay okay okay easy yeah yeah you don't want to tell you but they're cool though they holy [ __ ] well we just lost two listeners like damn no that wasn't well we actually gained two [Laughter] all right go ahead devin okay so what i was going to say is uh i was very respectful i left them they logged and the whole reason why patrick you know brought them in was because he knew it was going to be controversy he knew it was going to be like difference of opinion and we don't want to have people on that are going to have all the same opinions as where do you know these fools from uh patrick sorry these people's peoples from sorry don't know you're not the patrick i want to be a dick patrick to earth right yeah he asked you where did you where you knew these people from oh i thought you were going to tell them what wanted to get it from the mouth you got a [ __ ] microphone in front of you no my god you have been really difficult today i know thank you he excels yeah i know he is yeah i know i know he does i've been there okay all right second level [ __ ] today now all right i was up i was up at the verizon store because my phone was all [ __ ] up right and i told i told harrison about you know that we had a podcast who's harrison harrison is the guy that was the assistant manager up there oh so oh that's the first time you met him no i've i've seen him like two or three times because of my phone was screwed up but you don't know him outside of that i don't know about saturday and so now he goes now he goes i want to come on the podcast so we came in okay okay yep and so his girlfriend walked into the lions yeah and his girlfriend can't welcome the thunderdome [ __ ] yeah go ahead go ahead sorry his uh girlfriend came along and everything and so i here yeah and so oh i mean it wasn't bad hold on i gotta i gotta regga says i'm glad i wasn't there i wouldn't be able to control myself yeah i wouldn't have been able to either i i'd regret not listening to that robin hey how's it going she uh she says be nice devin yeah whatever hey robin that's like the pot calling the kettle black hey that joke is racist [Laughter] you can't use that [ __ ] joke you can't oh man i'm telling you man we don't have filters andy you want some cheez-its no i'm not hungry extra toasty that's why i've been joking with robin i was like she needs to be on the show because she doesn't have a filter either like that's right right but no i mean they they were nice respectful kids they were and that's it they gave us their opinion of everything and they didn't hold back and they didn't hold back they weren't scared and it's okay and they weren't scared to say anything i am glad that they stand behind their opinion that's that's one reason and that's until i took my machine gun and started shooting holes [Laughter] devon does not have a machine gun no oh i mean a mind machine gun [Laughter] all right all right were you drinking devin watch your mouth were you were you drinking kevin was i or where were we were you drinking we were yes i was [ __ ] that was a i bet that was [ __ ] fun i got to listen yeah you do it um hey i was really cool i let them you know and then talk yeah you know let them say whatever they had to say and do their thing whatever but then it was like it got to the point where then i was like okay elaborate on your thought process elaborate on this and then that's when it just gloves were off and holes were shot in every single and that's okay sorry did that you know real and i quote do you know if you didn't ask your parents to be born you shouldn't have to provide your own health insurance [Laughter] quote from the show yeah there was many quotes okay you know what that's as far as i'm gonna go they were guests on the show yeah and they were glad that they weren't afraid to speak their opinion straight up and robin said legitimately dude i deserved that thanks i legitimately mean that i'm glad that they were they were stood up for themselves oh yeah so yeah and there and and there was no there's no yelling or screaming or no it was it didn't get heated there was no nobody raised their voices it was very it was very it was nice i probably would have laughed a lot i got it i got i honestly that's the only i mean literally kayla was saying like time stamp every like 10 minutes because there were so many times stamps yeah and my mom goes she goes today she goes what does timestamp mean [Laughter] damn it everyone's a time stamp and who's [ __ ] rolling you guys got drugs in that studio i'm going to come up there and bring a drug dog i'll sniff your [ __ ] out because i know andy's holding yeah that fucker's always got pot just kidding no i don't okay so to sharpen yes oh yes kayla should i should i post this before we get into shaving what the hell which one oh i don't believe in god because i have deja vu get it get it go away that was from go away i can't you stop that i need to stay on i need to stay focused yeah we're not gonna [ __ ] sorry no evil speak no evil if there's any earthquakes it's because it's all good all right so yes great segue from waters to chauvin yes chauvinistic i mean [Laughter] so i'm going to go ahead and just throw my opinion out real quick and then go ahead and go ahead and speak on whatever you speak so that [ __ ] killed him period i don't care what drugs were found in his system i don't care if if he was resisting before they got him down i don't care i know what i saw and i saw a man murder another man kill another man i saw when he got off him and the paramedics or if those were even paramedics pick him up his head fell back like this i saw a man kill somebody i watched the chapelle special about it and you want to talk about the realest like breakdown of it so if anybody hasn't seen the the chappelle uh it's netflix he he went he went uh into a thing about derrick shelvin or about excuse me uh george floyd oh yeah and it was it was kind of a uh and prompt too and it was very personal i think the skit thing he did that he just happened to talk about it no it was it was like specific thing he had a book and he was just it was real personal it was like a personal thing i think you got to check try and look for it on netflix i don't know if anybody knows what he's talking about and can post the link or uh anything about it uh please do so in the uh chat but yeah let us let everybody do it at once whether they find i i personally want to see him found guilty okay but i watched a man beg whether he was high whether he was on dope i saw a man who was no longer resisting arrest was more than under control with more than enough cops to keep him under control beg for his life and call out for his mother out for his mother while a man stuck his knee on his throat for what is it nine minutes and what 10 [ __ ] minutes let's just call it [ __ ] 10 minutes i don't care if we're extending it or not it was like over overnight and like and there's there's all kinds of people that want to say you know well he had this record and if you look at this tape and he i don't give a [ __ ] what he was doing before he got [ __ ] killed by a police officer that dude deserves to have the [ __ ] book thrown at him and i hope he gets everything that's coming to him i really [ __ ] do i hope this system does not fail us on this one because and i say us and because i'm i'm in it with the people that that feel this guy is guilty i don't care if this guy was a former criminal i agree with you and then i'm gonna i'm gonna raise the bar a little bit higher just because the fact that he's not only a a a citizen like us but he's also a law enforcement so law enforcement should be held to a higher standard than us regular citizens and the fact that he's holding a gun and a badge that means his punishment should be exponentially higher because if you want to stop the end of this police violence and all the [ __ ] that's going on in the world you need to set a [ __ ] example and i'm talking to you you want us you need to set us a [ __ ] example of what needs to be done to thin out all these corrupt cops because i um don't even get me started but i can tell you majority of these [ __ ] cops are still with jobs and still with a badge or still with a gun look at austin you don't believe me look at austin what do you mean what about austin they're getting oh yeah they're getting refunded that basketball that bastrop uh was a sheriff's office cop he was a sheriff's deputy of bastrop county what he went and killed three people yesterday one of them was it was his daughter was it really yeah oh i didn't catch that detail and it was his daughter and i think it was her boyfriend here's the thing that pisses me off about that whole situation is the fact that they knew who it was they said they knew who it was but then they wouldn't disclose who he was because he was an officer that pissed me the [ __ ] off well because if it was anybody else that's a non-officer they would have spouted his name first thing on everything else no i'm tired of the [ __ ] double standards you need to set and have a higher standard for officers they do it's just they're never they're never featured i don't hear about them you only hear about that that's that's a media story it's it's a it's an idiot narrative you don't hear about the good cops ever i back the blue 100 i'm going to come out and say it right now those [ __ ] not every single one of them are good no there are bad ones and they deserve everything that comes to him and they deserve to be held accountable by the good police officers the good police officers the the there's no greater evil than the the indifference of good men and the good officers should held them accountable at all times 100 but at the same time punchable the not every cop is bad but the thing is is the media is not going to tell you about the good things that's going on because there is a so there is a media narrative being played out so you will never hear about the hero cops anymore well they do they do they show the cops in dallas stuff they were playing basketball they showed the cops that were sledding with the other kids when it was snowing instead of writing a citation they do show the good narrative but it doesn't headline it it doesn't headline anything but of course they're not the headlines that's not headlining that's not headline worthy exactly that's what i'm saying like but like so sex sells and then obviously violence in america [ __ ] cells look at school shootings look at yeah none of the good stuff you don't see good samaritans making headline [ __ ] news oh this guy did this this guy did that that's the unfortunate reality because that's the that's why we're looked down upon from all these other countries and all these other nations is because we lift up violence we condone sex and everything else you know as far as nudity and blah blah blah but then we news article and news story and everything else about violence i know we perpetuate it that's the problem well it's it's because you go to like europe and stuff and they like they'll have nudity we're being conditioned to be used to it that's why it's you know what i'm saying but dude it's like there's not one i guarantee you if you scroll through your news feed for tonight and yeah it's like subject matters there's not one feel-good story in it i know we thought about actually when we were doing this to like you know dude i've gotten lucky with a lot of good news but then the thing is it's like i've gotten lucky with a lot of officers they'll never let me ride yeah but and i've only i've only been treated like [ __ ] by two cops and they were absolutely power hungry and they were [ __ ] [ __ ] as [ __ ] and they are there are a lot of them out there let me ask you were they from the same department or they from different apartments they're both from it was this is way back it's in the 90s this is in the colony okay well i was and i didn't need specifics i just don't care i'm not scared but you know i'm saying like i i don't i don't agree with with cops being rough uh the the videos that do get posted now um i don't uh i think their race is driven by a lot of it um and then again i also think that there's a narrative being painted to even enforce that further um you know not every single one of the people that's been shot is black not every one of the people has been shot has been hispanic you know and but the thing is is even if somebody the problem is is somebody white goes down you're not going to hear about it as fast nope yeah and that's not that's not being racist that's just the facts for what's going on in the media right now mm-hmm it's i agree and the media spends a lot of this different narratives and and they perpetuate the anger and the hatred and everything else um you know it's one of the things like uh philip defranco he whenever there's a mass shooting and stuff like that he'll talk about it but it'll never say the person's name never show who it is never they'll just talk about it but that's it and that's what these news organizations kind of need to do is like stop [ __ ] broadcasting his name stop broadcasting his age and you know all this [ __ ] because all you're doing is just creating the groundwork for the next one what i agree with you where i agree with you 100 is stop giving him the limelight stop getting not not just well not this is from uh this is from a police standpoint so there is a brotherhood in the police there absolutely is there's a 100 brotherhood and there's there's the you know the the fear of being outed if you do stand up and do the right thing but the thing is is where the brotherhood needs to stop is when like with chovin is a good example every one of those cops that was laying on on george floyd should have every one of them should have stopped and pushed jovan off his neck every single one of them and especially when the um what is the nurse or whatever the the emt that tried to you know help him and they he said no and resisted the brother firefighter is that what it was i'm just saying the brotherhood to cover up dirtiness has got that's what has to stop it does if somebody like uh what is his name that ran over somebody a while back on the dallas pd it was a several years back um he actually he went to high school around here he ran over somebody and that like i can't remember i think it was on body cam or something but he like moved the body and stuff oh wow like yeah oh it's it was big and uh like that kind of stuff has to stop being covered up kayla has a great point um the chief of police didn't defend him and that was actually one of the things i said in the podcast and i like gave kudos to that police chief for in this case in his case in this case one time but the problem was he only did it while he was on trial while he well yeah no he should have publicly came out before first but yeah before he was on trial he was being sequestered is you know and for the good cops out there that do hold the other ones accountable before they cross the line you know more power to you keep that kind of brotherhood hold each other accountable and watch out for each other but if you know somebody's out there you know not doing what they need to do and truly upholding the law or protecting and serving then you need to call them out or make them to the treat them to the point where they don't feel welcome in your department um there's just not room for that reagan says what the problem is is that america is fueled by negativity gossip toxicity toxicity etc the world will always be divided we are literally against ourselves well that goes back to what i was saying about the politics and about the republican versus democrats and whites versus blacks and all this other stuff it's always everything's uh divisive can i read something to you real quick yeah that i read today oh hey i read this read away i read this to you earlier oh yeah that's right pull it up early it's on tim kennedy's uh instagram and so let me preface this real quick so on tim kennedy's instagram he's got two photos up uh one is of uh it houses the historical society of organ and it's vandalized and in spray paint across it it's flat out says no more history okay and then the other one the other photo is a morbidly obese man sitting in front of a mcdonald's and what looks like could possibly be new york or maybe i'm not sure a national guards men's is the national guardsman is right behind him so here's the caption first we see the building that houses the historical society of oregon vandalized with the front window shattered and graffiti saying no more history we are living in a time when people are rewriting history and even trying to erase it we are removing books off of reading lists and doing the modern day version of book burning you've heard me say that you've heard me say that flat out um book burning by removing them off of all e-commerce any step further when you get done any new books that have twisted the fraction the factual truth to fit a narrative are being forced in front of you second we see a dangerously obese man sitting on a bench in front of mcdonald's guarded by a man in uniform wearing a mask obesity and old age are the two leading contributors to the cause of death associated to covid the leading cause of death in the united states being heart disease directly relates to obesity we are one of the most obese nations in the world and our health care system which is in disarray is a direct reflection of the lack of individual responsibility and discipline i say this often we as a people have to be better we are moving towards war with the uh we are moving towards war with the other two superpowers on the planet and neither of them give a damn about political correctness neither of them care about your feelings they only care about winning and in our current trajectory we are destined to lose that is no [ __ ] no i i agree 100 um and actually if you go historically because you know we're trying to erase history you go historically and look at like the egyptians and what they did and stuff like that they've actually erased literally their [ __ ] history i know they i mean if you study if you really study history and i know patrick i know you're a really big history buff it's been repeating itself and those who have tried throughout history to erase the past suffer from learning from the past because you're erasing your knowledge and information and everything that goes with it and and it's sad but this is exactly the state that we've already been through historically thousands of years ago well i mean history has it as thousands oh wait away if you're uh christian history years ago history is hit jesus history has a habit of repeating itself what do you i mean yeah no it it does it and if you don't learn from the history then you're bound to repeat it and i think there was a um a philosopher that said that um and i can't remember for the life of me who it is derek shawn's a murderer [Laughter] sorry it's just how i feel about it and you know and that's a great point and everything is it like you can't erase history and then it just goes away that's not the [ __ ] way it works it's it's sad well unfortunately that's what they're trying to do so on an up note a happy note yeah why don't we give away a gift card oh yeah what do you think sound like good work we're halfway point at the show i forgot you forgot what no i mean if any if who go ahead andy i don't know what's up i want to hear no i know i want to hear this i don't know i think he's got cheese at brain no i got gingerbread come on there's he's chewing on a jesus i want to hit here go ahead go no go ahead no yes no i said no i said no in a world in a world he so hell haveth the power of thor go go go go go okay go all right so if you were listening last week you know we were doing a giveaway this week and what the rules are is i'm going to ask a question and you will have until the end of the show to put your answer in and whoever has the first answer and guesses it correctly you will win a 25 gift card directly from us if we don't know you personally just dm one of us your email or your assuming your address and we will mail it directly to you it is a twenty five visa gift card just so you know i'm not i'm not bullshitting you it's right here i actually paid for it it's uh it's it's live there's money on it this is not a falsehood money in the bank not a falsehood like what you're being fed in the media it's not that big this is not fake news this is true so the question is if you're listening and my last three guest appearances as you know i'm a big fan of marvel and each show i've had a different uh marvel superhero oh and just real quick let me go ahead and also throw a disclaimer and reminder out there anybody that is directly related to any of the hosts of the show you are not eligible for this contest so please i reiterate if you are directly related and if you create a fake no fake accounts either please counts because then you won't be able to win next time either we will ban you so yep all right go ahead what the uh what the question is in the last my last three guest appearances and you have to list them in order what superheroes have i had on my t-shirts the last three not tonight the last three times i've been on here now you will win a 25 gift card directly from us as a thank you for listening word again the three superheroes you can't just like randomly throw hey marvel and you know it's got to be each individual superhero that i had on what does reagan count oh [ __ ] no reagan you don't count sorry rick this is just like a real radio contest anyone directly related to the djs sorry reagan you don't count my proxy what are we doing waiting yeah i'm seeing if anybody even comes up with it he says i'm cancelling jesus oh so you're canceling that escalated quickly so reagan is canceling us oh [ __ ] did he uh is he part of the cancel culture yeah he and he's so so offended he's so offended what i mean that's hard not to do these days maybe we should mail him i'm gonna get a participation trophy [Laughter] i like that go ahead and send me your address we'll send you something all right thanks for participating thank you for your participation you can uh you can get us our autographs that are worth exactly point zero cents nah man we'll put that [ __ ] on uh you know we should do a bitcoin coin oh god speaking of which any of you out there and if there is no correct winners then guess what i'm keeping the card andy's keeping it now i'll keep it for the next contest but if nobody gets this tonight i posted it up we all posted it said win a gift card tonight word we might need to um push this out to like next monday so whoever can yeah probably no or no did you make these [ __ ] have to watch all this okay tell you what if it pushes if you push it to uh next monday if we do have to push this and you also have to name what shirt i put on tonight i know it's not one but you still need to you still need to let us know next week or else it doesn't count word that's a bonus so again if you can name what how much is the bonus it's just the same gift card oh i thought you said there was a bonus i'll sing i'll i'll say i'll sing to them no oh and then kayla will say fly away with me no that's okay that's okay we don't want kayla to sing oh we do no we don't so anybody that that's listening so the contest that we're having right now i'm giving away a 25 gift card visa gift card if you can name the last three superheroes on my shirts and my last three guest appearances on this show it's gonna tell us how many people are actually watching honestly i didn't even know so i'll give you the dates i'll give you the dates that i was on if you have to go back and kind of pick it up tonight because again if you we don't have a winner tonight we're pushing it to next week and then you got gotta name tonight's shirt too word [ __ ] [Laughter] there will be no [ __ ] uh it was well no [ __ ] upon [ __ ] let's see today's the 19th so i've been on here the 12th the 5th and the 29th 12th the 5th and the 29th what shirts what superheroes was i representing on my t-shirts on the 29th the 5th and the 12th in order it has to go the 29th 5th 12th i think i'm gonna use this clip i feel like i'm gonna be keeping this gift card yeah don't worry they'll be listening now yeah oh don't worry i'm gonna take that clip of you saying that reagan i'll push it out reagan reagan would have looked back i don't unsure yeah but but unfortunately anybody directly related is just you know yep it's unfair they got an unfair advantage yep yep and he's uh out daniel webb is watching wow daniel webb i haven't heard from him in gears daniel what's up man daniel webb i don't even see that where the hell you saying that it's on mine it says daniel webb is watching chris osborne byrne is watching for salzburg there's reagan down there daniel if you can hear me say hello ozzy if you're there i'll see uh yeah i see uh where the hell y'all seeing all this [ __ ] man yeah i'll see y'all hey there's daniel yeah i ain't seen that cat in years man that that i actually oh there he is i used to hang i used to hang with daniel back in that dark period that three-year dark period of my life where i just choose to omit yeah daniel's cool we talked about it but yeah yeah i don't i don't bring up those past events anymore it's not conducive to my future [Laughter] oh you mean you don't want to repeat the past and history again literally i mean well i kind of am with with lindsay so that is yeah but you know it's a good history though it's cool all right i like it yeah i smile a lot just saying so that's good that's a good thing if you smile a lot it's better than the alternative and that right times are better yeah believe that times are better now yep it is come on nobody nobody like man we need to reach people so all right again we're giving you guys to the end of the show to find out which shirts i represented on the 29th the 5th and the 12th which superheroes i've represented all my t-shirts if nobody gets it tonight we will push it to next week and you have to name the shirt that i got on tonight i know there's a lot of stuff on there but at least you know i was gonna say can they even see that what there we go hold on sorry i talked my bad alexander oh yeah i would have never done that y'all didn't know which show you were turning into tuning in no 976 are you ready to party did you call for the party stage and welcome to the stage we having a house tonight have you watched the ladies man yeah yeah i've seen it can i buy you a fifth sandwich you want to do it in the butt hey do you remember that part where uh the nun just came back from bangkok yeah yeah once in the 80s but i did not enjoy it i've never been down the yellow river yes once in the 80s but i did not enjoy it yes i was i was doing the sisters and it was a missionary position and where did you just come from i just came from bangkok yeah well that's good [Laughter] dude you gotta watch the ladies man yeah apparently i have no idea what can i buy you without a sandwich just microphone leon phelps the ladies man i think i think molly reagan said just ask pat yes oh yeah he know yeah he knows exactly am i right what reagan oh just ex pat he's a ladies man yeah are you are you a ladies man do you buy him a fifth sandwich no i don't hey sweet thing this is honey delune we're gonna watch a ladies man yeah you need to watch as i sit from this cavazier yeah ladies man leon phelps he's it started out watching it was it was an snl skit though at first wasn't it it was downstairs we're watching upstairs oh that's [ __ ] hilarious can i buy you a fifth sandwich do you want to do it in the butt no well okay then let's try something else what what was he before uh i mean at the beginning of the movie he's uh he was a radio person yeah he was a dj the whole thing he got he got fired because of how screwed up his like i wish i could quote someone he's giving out sexual advice it's hilarious but i have been so long since i've seen the scene yeah i know it's been a long time since i've seen it too you you uh reagan says you're a liar yeah whatever yeah i think i reposted it yeah uh-huh so i think uh me uh my daughter and my son and uh we watched it one night so yeah and they were like 10 11 years oh great that's that's not a 10 year old hey i was with him so it doesn't matter will ferrell's in it too oh yeah yeah will ferrell um you remember something about mary yeah remember the pizza guy norm yeah yeah yeah he's in it that guy i forget his name if he's lit but if he's listening to this show he'd be like nobody knows who i am they say that guy in that one [ __ ] movie yeah i'm that one guy name's norm my name's my name's norm man i deliver pizzas [Laughter] so what's the funniest part about something about mary oh really probably the hair i mean the iconic hair who but then again uh what's the name of the old lady she lives with really that's the one that is part of the part i [ __ ] remember what's the name of the old what's the name of the old lady yeah how'd you get the beans above frank oh yeah break them oh my god my boy thomas bell tom bill if oh he did the greatest i'm not a liar why are we gonna comment about [ __ ] both of y'all like [ __ ] 20 minutes later no well everybody's already commenting yeah me you liar andy shame on you so it's okay oh you slackers in the comment section what do y'all asleep tonight do y'all sleep at the wheel what's going on here is aaron in tonight it's monday hey abram it's not here do i need to text him i notice he doesn't respond on uh facebook so i don't know if he keeps his facebook banned or blocked whatever but uh i seen a comment here and there yeah last time it was on youtube because it'll show like a little see where it says the f oh yeah it'll show uh youtube's very interesting i like it and then like [Music] right here looks like it has to go to family and girlfriend hey why did why do mermaids why why do mermaids wear seashells why because they outgrow their bee shells [Laughter] word you see me laughing i entertain the [ __ ] out of myself that's okay i'm good oh excuse me andy has gone pp the entire show what has what she it hasn't she meant hasn't he hasn't no booby what's going on right now i don't know what what does it all mean no booby hasn't no boo and i know i have not gone pee this entire show if y'all if i oh and i really gotta go those of you who are if you're a loyal listener and you've followed us the last couple times i've been on there was a show where i literally pissed like every 10 minutes you did i was like hold that thought bad i should have brought a mic in there yeah i think that's hilarious then you'll be like uh with his face [Music] that's right then breaking the seal breaking the seal then it'd be [Music] when he went to the bathroom during the press conference oh yeah and he left his mic on he lets his mic on for those of you who don't know that's from naked gun i know a lot of you youngins may not know leslie nielsen but if y'all want some comical genius if y'all want some good entertainment you go watch naked gun all the way through that's back before oj was pre pre-murdered it was wasn't it was pre-murdered yes oh yeah because that was done in i feel like the third one was done in the middle of the trial i don't know i'd have to look him up no that one was done i'll think in 91 and then what are they calling them because then they call them like gold old noburg or something nordberg yeah man i love the naked guns remember when he goes i love you i love you too norbert my favorite part is when they rolled him down the bleachers in the wheelchair and he went flipping out right field right oh my god no uh that's a pretty tall order there hey hey three days on that devon daniel got it man did he yep [ __ ] he's the first one in the comments [ __ ] yeah ain't talk to the [ __ ] and [ __ ] i don't know how many years and he gets it daniel beat oh wait don't lose hide who's chris uh well i don't have two i don't have a beta uh hold on whoever hit enter first is it he missed it he got it out of order it's black panther captain america spider-man okay so yeah you had it uh chris you had it backwards because it was supposed to go the 29th 5th and 12th damn chris so close and i promise you i i swear to god i i i did name it hey daniel yeah too easy because you go back not like we're going to make this hard we just want to get you guys to listen we'll be giving away stuff here and there oh yeah like you know what i'm saying this isn't the last time hey chris maybe uh every once in a while we can uh give away one of them super bowl trophies you got hey daniel daniel uh if you want to dm me your address or um i live in louisville still so if you want to meet up and catch a drink or something and i can give it to you then or i can send it to you it's whatever just let me know what you want to do and the visa gift card is yours man congratulations and thank you for listening to as well i appreciate that oh yeah we appreciate it so what uh uh what about the store the store wait why do we have we have an echo oh we got kayla you over there equifying us all right okay and just know that these contests coming they will be obscurely placed throughout the show so you have to listen to the entire show yeah there's not going to be a time stamp and it's not always going to be my [ __ ] shirts we're changing it up daniel webb says uh i'm following now bro you guys are awesome thank you thank you appreciate that wow i got like a little ego boost thanks for stroking it [Laughter] yeah he's stroking his ego yeah that's what we call it right let's say i got a big ego [Laughter] so what else we got in store this evening okay listen next question how many times has balls been said in the last four podcasts holy we don't even know we don't have one we don't have a reward for that just so you know but yes if you want to go back and try see how many times the last podcast that i was on was last monday oh we can't verify that you could probably yeah we can watch and count the balls we got transcripts yeah every show we can talk about this [ __ ] going on right here yeah it doesn't always have the right words though man sometimes it's like really [ __ ] up lizzy says a thousand thousand what thousand dollars yeah balls vows it balls a thousand times you ain't lying babe it's like it's like part of my round yes they do the world is one big ball is it normal if my right one is bigger than my other three hey man what's your obsession with balls man i mean i got a lot of them i can't help it okay all right well lick what [Music] hey again thank you everybody for tuning in tonight we do appreciate it it's really awesome you guys being here those of you that follow devin and patrick all the time even bigger thank you i'm just a special guest on mondays they've given me the privilege to put my broadcasting skills to use considering i paid 15 [ __ ] thousand dollars for a broadcasting degree and i'm in the [ __ ] collection i was like you know what anytime i can give andy remember the uh comedy uh broadcast film thing that we did i was like i need an answer speaking of bro oh [ __ ] all right go ahead my bucket list i added that so i found that uh uh before i die i want to [ __ ] do and i not like as a career i just want to do it to say i did it because it takes nuts to do but i want to do a stand-up routine we'll do a stand-up routine like two three minutes you know what not there's a comedy school down down in downtown dallas i don't know if they're open still but yes that's well that's okay i'm just kidding man actually all three of us could go up there oh no no no no i would have to take like five six seven eight eleven twelve fifteen zenexes before i get up to four oh not me man i love being like i don't love it i still get nervous but i i like speaking in front of me and she laughs at my [ __ ] all the [ __ ] time she's been lying to me this whole time i'm not [ __ ] funny [ __ ] yeah well so my boy uh tc reese um tc reese if he's listening to series yeah he's uh he started he's been in the uh so if he has a peanut butter cup it's literally reese's peanut butter cup like cause he's got it yeah it's his sorry but uh he's uh service industry and he started getting into uh stand up and stuff so that'd be pretty cool to have him film him film you your debut i just wanted to do a two three minute because three minutes on stage yeah three minutes do you have 20 minutes worth of material no i could probably do three minutes dude dude if you ever see stand-up gigs that they just get into it it's no more than like three minutes set oh i know and it seems like but you gotta work 20 minutes so that you can figure out out of that 20 minutes what is good three minutes oh yeah all right so you know i'd write some stuff but i need like like i'm funny but i need to know how to focus it it's all about timing i got timing yeah it's all about the timing so it's all about the long stroke [Laughter] um man man oh man so do we have anything else on the agenda this evening not that i can think of no not really i mean desantis in florida you know you sound that oh yes let's talk about that [ __ ] you want to talk about an example that i would love to follow all right go ahead so governor desantis governor of florida came out today and has officially stiffened the penalties for rioting it is now i don't quote me on it patrick you may have to be i want to quote it but it's a second-degree felony to write and if he can't get the picture through to you his po chief of police stands up on a podium holds up a a photo of peaceful protesters and he said this is protesting we welcome this here flat out said please come come make your voice heard we welcome this he takes another photo puts it up it's a burning front of a of a convenience store or something and it's some you can't really see who it is because it's like in the middle of the night and it's all darked out but he's going like this he's like something like that he goes this is writing you will be arrested and this and that and charged with a second degree felony and i think that's absolutely right i think if people need to protest get out there make your voices heard 100 do it i don't care if i don't agree or if i do agree i want you out there making your voices heard because that's all right constructive but as soon as you start destroying stuff you are no longer protesting you are not getting your message across no one cares after you do that get start burning your city down and see if anybody wants to hear what you have to say because i sure as hell don't if you want to talk to me i will listen but if you want to get aggressive angry and break stuff loot rob pillage i had to throw pillage in there because that's why we have this podcast so instead of being destructive you could actually voice your opinion oh you're tired to go take a picture i'm the only one who hasn't pissed tonight what the write that down write that down you might win something on what date did andy not pee while the other two hosts peed [Laughter] yeah this is like [ __ ] uh historic in case hold on wait what podcast are we on right now like [ __ ] 19 or some [ __ ] i can't remember hold on uh yeah night uh 17 took 17 podcasts for me to finally break the seal hey you know what god did found a [ __ ] hold on hold on so this selfless [ __ ] here selfless not selfish self what's selfless daniel daniel selfless is like you know like hey i'm i'm a nice guy type person yo man what's good keep that visa bro i just wanted to own that question no black panther isn't my favorite daniel it's actually captain america and iron man um captain america first because he actually beats ass with his fists and his shield like everybody his fight scenes are the best because you actually feel it because he punches him in the [ __ ] face in the face and like i i like captain america the best but uh black panther is a good movie um daniel i still want your address because you won it fair and square bro we we held that contest for to be legit man and i appreciate you like stepping up like that man but i want to definitely send this to you i know it ain't like making or breaking the bank but you you did win it bro so do you mean whatever i'm like send me your address and i'm going to mail it to you man or whatnot just uh that's your gift card brother you want it so that literally is a thank you also for tuning in to the show i'm back kayla says shira princess of power did everything come out okay yeah hey we were talking about the er that one time like i had to you had a catheter and i had to pee blood yeah ooh ouch that sucks it did take the catheter out you still piss blood yeah we're pee partners 129 30. whatever be brothers for life [Laughter] that [ __ ] hurts so that thing says eleven this only says seven what's what who's that what this is on the facebook page oh okay man tell your friends about us i've said that like eight gajillion times i don't i like i don't like to i want to invite people to the page but i feel like i'm forcing them if i invite them like you know like if i don't think i'm an [ __ ] but no if you're listening and you enjoy what we do to you know tell your friends and you know tell them to tune in like yeah this this is like i know this is like fun for us but we also talk about some good [ __ ] legit [ __ ] we we banter with you guys on the comments i mean this this legitimately if you guys get in and put your comments this is a listener driven show so unlike most uh shows like howard stern and uh russ martin you know they rarely take you know calls and listener feedback that sort of thing we are kind of the opposite um and that's kind of uh what separates us and differentiates us between everybody else is we look forward to engaging with you guys whether it be ass comments about whether i asked to be born i mean i can i can read a 15-minute story that would be a good one yeah that nobody would listen to bucky as long as you have my sayings in there if there's anything that you guys want to hear about too or anything that you think you would be awesome for the show don't hesitate to suggest it throw it in the comments dm one of us i mean or yeah throw it on the frustration page i mean actually that's the best idea go to the frustration page throw it on there throw it on the facebook page like we allow comments and everything else if you have some story topics or anything else you want to talk about what you want us to dive into we will and uh we'll pull all in every information that we can nice spring see it's like this it's like this man devin what one day i was walking down the street yeah and i see two dogs okay a guy was walking the dogs as he was [ __ ] by he called me a little short [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and then i look at the dogs look at the little [ __ ] [ __ ] [Laughter] hold on let me get comfortable here and the owner of the dogs he would you know he told the dogs to suck him sick him [Music] davis is [Music] i said oh shitty i said oh shitty teddy that'll be [ __ ] tits you [ __ ] little [ __ ] biscuit little short [ __ ] [ __ ] do you you should really read nursery rhymes two little kids and turn burglar right what is that right there what is it read the paragraph damn chris chris hold on a second hold on bro hold on all right 20 minutes the comedy house the company houses unfortunately closed during the panama mid-2020 they were our greatest tenant for years while on commerce street i watched the girls start off with only a dream and became very successful by adding classes which i questioned first my old boss sold the building and they moved into a huge building down the street and then the pandemic oh that sucks because that's the school i was talking about they lost everything i bet they will return someday somewhere when i originally looked into it it was like a couple hundred bucks for like a two or three week course and and you i mean obviously you have to come up with your own [ __ ] but they teach you how to like really own the crap home thank you or whatever knocking [ __ ] over um but yeah well that's disappointing i'll figure another way no that's good i didn't know uh chris had connections uh with the the comedy place uh there used to be a place out of us goddamn i used to watch [Laughter] i like that one okay is my favorite word is that a position can you bumble [ __ ] i mean hey baby you down to [ __ ] tonight oh my god made it awkward liam come wait isn't there isn't there isn't her dating app called oh yeah bumble oh it's the dating porn app called bubble [ __ ] is it really no we just made that [ __ ] right up on it no but there is an app like it's called bumble or something like that there is an app called bubble but bubble [ __ ] is a triple x so no that's like you meet somebody on bubble and you [ __ ] him like it's a tinder [ __ ] a [ __ ] like so so hold on so wait you know a bumble [ __ ] is that when like you have sex with a transformer [Music] like like so i walked out of i walked up to this bus stop once right right and there was this pregnant girl there right i was like oh you're a little sh a little short [ __ ] no she didn't yeah i was like i was like what are you i was like i was like oh i was like well what are you expecting she's like a bus dumbass and i was like holy [ __ ] this [ __ ] [ __ ] a transformer what kelly raspberry kelly raspberry met her current her husband oh that's right i heard that i read uh the heard the show wow wait are they still together though that's really yeah wow cause i ran into kelly raspberry a couple times at a couple of events huh her current husband oh yeah because she's divorced right yeah she was single i met her and her daughter uh at jingle ball and a couple other jingle balls yeah yeah talking about them balls we always come back to the balls honestly we're slinging balls a couple yeah there's another one another one another one another one in a circular motion devin that needs to be our intro another one another one i bumped again i didn't mean to sorry it's all good excuse me excuse me from the deepest of my heart if it would have come out the other end it would have been a [Music] carelessness tiny circles david but yeah oh my god uh a couple of our intro uh scenes were taken actually from jingle ball uh one of the events that i had the honor of uh videotaping and shooting photography and stuff for really yeah for i heart which one the one with jason derulo and the one with nick jonas in the very beginning remember when uh remember when he was like literally looking at me and i thought yeah yeah at the end of the intro is uh jonas yeah and i never noticed it until patrick goes you realize he's like straight up looking right at you yeah i'm like oh [ __ ] i never noticed that yeah he's probably like [ __ ] you what the hell are you doing filming me yeah do you know what happened today let's see how many years ago hold on one second what what what's today eight years ago do you know who we were looking for in boston oh yeah though those two dudes uh yeah they were hiding on the dudes yep hold on those two dudes that bombed uh the boston marathon on the 15th of april so my post is america's most wanted fugitive is a 19 year old kid who somehow miraculously skates escaped a gunfight with multiple law enforcement agencies while his older bro gets gunned down and blows himself up all while throwing explosives out of the car and now they can't find said 19 year old and they're conducting a house-to-house search i don't know whose lies are worse the [ __ ] meteor or [ __ ] government officials man i've been talking [ __ ] for a long time you just now realize that wait a minute wait a minute what's the worst thing okay i'll see you reagan wait a minute what about thank you for listening what about uh the oklahoma bombing that was today was really was it today i think it was today today was the oklahoma bombing in 90 google five i know in 95. waco we got a resident google export here tonight waco was today in 94. and waco hey and who's getting [ __ ] appointed the head of the atf the [ __ ] that [ __ ] up waco why yeah dude that's who no no no no no no really yeah oh [ __ ] that's the reason it's the same dude that [ __ ] up waco [ __ ] killed all them kids and [ __ ] and that the [ __ ] disaster of a never mind you know what i think well another [ __ ] subject i was gonna say for a podcast but oh [ __ ] i think waco was i think waco was 95 in um what'd you call it she's on it wow wow oh oklahoma was 95. 94. oklahoma bombing was today in 1995 right excuse me i knew mom i knew it because i knew molly was like a year two years old when that happened uh damn thank god nothing catastrophic i'm like i'm all looking like oh oklahoma was 93 and waco okay waco was probably 90 i thought it was wait you said i could have damn it where the hell is our facts checkers well yeah but we had other ones we had additional we had fact checkers to check checkers yeah in that way facebook works yeah exactly uh that's why we have a [ __ ] studio audience waco was 93 i had to verify everything so waco was 93 and then oklahoma's 95. janet reno gave the authorization to atf to go into waco and then oklahoma was what is it 95 i want to say this 95 can't be 93 the same yeah i mean okay yeah all right yeah order that i just recently posted so okay so paulie was almost a year well no molly wasn't even born yet and then oklahoma yeah okay i am crazy okay you need another layer on your glasses yeah i need another layer 1883 is damn right man no that's one that's one like there's a dynamite no bomb oh man i'll never forget the my great grandparents there's more game in front of your [ __ ] parents house right here which way what huh talking about fourth of july yeah yeah at my parents house or where yeah oh yeah oh wait you came out there with me too didn't you come out with me to billy's property yes that was insane oh my god it looked like a real fireworks so oh my god i got so many [ __ ] bites at night yeah thank you i know somebody's out there oh he chiggers the actual insects and no for all you that think they burrow beneath your skin they do not they actually bite you i've looked this up and i've been arguing till i'm red in the face that they burrow and i've been proven wrong i don't know how many times so they bite no yeah yeah i know and that's what's wrong with the molly's legs what [ __ ] bots oh yeah all the sky oh yeah all the scars that she has on her legs is because i mean why are you leaving her outside when she was a kid that's [ __ ] up man no no no no no was it me it was not me uh-huh i couldn't i could tell you who it was and [ __ ] i had all of that it pissed me off because i mean she started getting it when she was a little girl looks like measles yeah yeah it does no my mom is like herpes feet she is like a magnet for like any type of mosquitoes or triggers or anything like that her and i can go in the same place and she'll do but yeah um louisiana has chiggers hey what's the what's the worst thing what's the worst thing you can do to a blind person what's that leave the plunger in the toilet dude that's messed up see me laughing ow god here he goes again oh you want to oh he does oh yes you do fighting it inside oh there it is i knew he smiled it's like the bad dad jokes videos when like whoever like whoever whoever laughs gets the point and gets the point right oh yeah i saw i saw that that's with the mark wahlberg oh actually but that one was funny that one was really funny who's what oh yes yes the wahlberg's uh my mother died donnie and mark wahlberg oh donny d from new kids on the nko tv new kids on the block step by step oh baby gonna get to the gym [Music] oh yeah grab a mic babe [Music] go ahead babe grab yo grab this bike give it a mike give it a mic give it a mic been a lot of burping on this there's been a lot of gas on this show tonight yeah there are gaseous explosions a lot of uh burping and uh pissing and all that [ __ ] man our viewers went down to five and two oh man we're losing uh it's okay it's all right how much how long we got 15 minutes what hey we ain't got to go all the way we can go ahead and two listeners is like my girlfriend and your girl and i think this one they're actually five it's three hours i have a nick uh nick jonas story to contribute oh an orange lambo stalled in the middle of the road i'll never buy a lambo after yeah wait that might be my boy i was gonna say while almost hitting the curb shut the [ __ ] up we were not like you okay you were hitting that car okay uh we were laughing at them while getting closer and closer and i realized it was devin oh no demi lovato oh demi lovato she said that demo is probably auto spell as passenger that girl can't drive for [ __ ] was i mean no you know what i was going to be like she might have been on some cheese that day so i mean she's had some heroin problems she could have been i'm not trying to be mean but it could have been i mean yeah didn't she just release some music video called dancing with the devil dancing i don't know he knows everything about justin bieber i don't i don't chris i appreciate you uh contributing yeah uh demi lovato we knew who you were talking about yeah we got you man we got you so i did a music video a while back actually it's the same orange lambo that's in the video yeah you can see it in the cut of the intro cut the intro and i'm like is this the same orange lambo because was that was that uh is it super allegra um huh was that lobato and uh no i don't know if he wasn't a murcielago yeah gallardo um but it was the super legroom [Music] still atlanta yeah it's still lambo yeah don't get me wrong but it was uh yeah it was we did a um music video and um yeah that's one of the videos that's in the intro because i you know filmed it and a couple other that was awesome chris i know you got so many damn stories we need to hey do we have anybody book wednesday friday i don't know i have no idea would you like to be a guest on this show coming in again reach out to frustration unlimited on oh yeah she is nice coming in wednesday she did her first appearance right she did too did she do two yes she did okay i don't think she's scheduled really maybe so if you want to be a guest on the show go to frustration unlimited facebook page or frustrationunlimited.com and register to be a guest on the show yes we have a booking reservation system tied into both facebook and if you're out of town you can go ahead and fly in we we we welcome anybody but we'd love it if you were an interesting person yeah please have something to talk about yeah please yeah and don't blame your parents don't forget to go to life don't don't say things like i wasn't asked to be born oh really you missed the last show oh my god come on i didn't ask to be born [ __ ] happy i am oh i would have loved to see your responses and oh he's one of the few angry devils like i'm going to hang up with some of you and call you back in five minutes when you broadcast that kind of opinion in texas what do you think is gonna i know i know what's gonna happen i know what's gonna happen but for uh future uh podcasts and uh future guests don't think that you know what oh my texts sorry go ahead talk amongst yourselves um oh thank you do we have permission do the peasants have permission emperor devon with your little king photo in your [ __ ] bathroom staring at me while i go to the bathroom [ __ ] hey that was one time in band camp it won't do it up here it only does it downstairs we did it last time and i was wait could he she's in here oh yeah you got to go in the dungeon i don't know what the hell y'all are talking about we did it when we had the party when we had the party or the gathering or whatever okay so this alexa oh [ __ ] i can't say her name [Music] so that yeah the one with the little red ring now um yeah she is on a different network she's tied into the network this podcast has its own special network for one of these days devin will entertain you guys with what his [ __ ] alexa says when he says good night [Laughter] [ __ ] you devon [ __ ] you man no that's not what alexis said that's not what alexis is oh no no no no like hey daddy you're getting [ __ ] close that's what she said she's or she says goodnight daddy yes good night alexa is he going to do it alex is being a [ __ ] tonight alexa good night alexa good night please do it she's in here yeah she's talking to me yeah she's talking in your bedroom oh my god like do you just say hey alexis set good night greeting i love you you're the king [ __ ] that what alexa says that you're the king [ __ ] no no no no well she's a [ __ ] biscuit are you kidding me she does not say let me suck your no she didn't say that doesn't yeah hey that'd be cool alexis says like let me lick your balls before i go to sleep i mean alexa's not real so i mean it's not like it's really gonna happen but it'd be cool can i can i do anything for you king [ __ ] the royal penis is clean your highness is that what is that what is that frost from coming to america the royal penis is clean your highness king [ __ ] king [ __ ] that's off the ludicrous album yes that's where i heard it yeah could all [ __ ] go but yes you know thank you alexa i can sleep well now thank you because of you i can sleep well glad that ella you know i'm glad to go to sleep well knowing that alexa wants to lick my balls if you're from texas you got to say bowels b-a-w b-a-w-l-s actually i think they used to make an energy drink called that [ __ ] they still do a blue bottle it's called balls hey did you ever drink that uh that rainbow uh unicorn [ __ ] no i did fine oh my god so is it is you don't want to talk about it about the birthday cake i did drink the birthday cake was that good it tasted literally like yeah it was sweet so what about the unicorn i drank the rainbow unicorn in florida when we were doing uh uh for work we do this uh road show and um it doesn't it's it's not what you think it's business and it's not like a show it's something we do to go deliver our message and put a face behind what we do and again i'm not going to talk about who i represent during the day because my opinions and statements do not reflect yeah we know these that i work for um but i'm going to play the anti-disclaimer every time yeah i just want to make needing to get up and talk in front of a bunch of my peers and i drank a red bull or a rainbow unicorn it's a bang that makes it right yeah i drank a red bull unicorn probably about 30 to 45 minutes before i had a very small [ __ ] breakfast and i drank the thing pretty [ __ ] fast right before the things like the presentation started my hands broke out in cold [ __ ] sweats i got tremors and [ __ ] and i [ __ ] up the entire first show not bad but i was like saying things like yeah you don't want your tech to come out and have beef and did it and then i was like it's what's for ditto like it's you know saying yeah i was a little i got a little street a little bit um oh [ __ ] you got hood up in there not like straight up hood but like you know you got a tech and he's going to have some beef and he doesn't get paid for what he did the work and this and that and i was like my i guess my boss was uh was like did you say boss lick my balls [ __ ] and he said that he goes you realize that you said beef in your in your presentation like i couldn't concentrate on what i was saying that [ __ ] [ __ ] me up dude that rainbow unicorn i cursed that [ __ ] yeah so [ __ ] your unicorns i don't know what the [ __ ] is it with that creatine energy caffeine mixture [ __ ] i could [ __ ] see sounds and taste colors time stamp right [Laughter] it was crazy dude i felt like yes make me i was peeping out the blinds and [ __ ] like where's 12 at i was coming up the street they know we did something quit pookie out the back [Laughter] yeah it yeah it was [ __ ] up nice i met demi lovato and selena gomez when they were little kids that doesn't sound good yeah just that i was watching them from i was watching them from my car i had my bike i was kidding chris just kidding all right we're back yeah so anyways we're back so he said little kids while working on the barney the purple dinosaur uh he said dino set but i know he means dinosaurs that auto text um i had to be reminded after they became famous sure you guys know i'm sure you guys know barney was filmed here in town in old grocery store no i didn't know that yeah keep it up fellas well thank you appreciate that it would be a pleasure to hang with you guys looking forward to hell yeah absolutely chris and i we've talked for quite some time um yeah it'd be definitely a pleasure um it's funny that you talked about barney because i actually did a i honestly i couldn't stand barney but i did neither i did an event i hosted an entire event at stonebriar for barney and i was like oh my god i love you yes the great big dick and in fact somewhere like all the videos yeah i was gonna say i think i should run that so just because he uh mentioned that i had no idea that that was local because it was actually done here well yeah barney was local i didn't know that yeah i knew it was syndicated and it was like national i didn't know that used to be that event that used to be my son's favorite show because when he wasn't because when he was in the walker every time he heard every time he heard the beginning of barney and he was in the other room yeah i mean you could you could just hear him just coming over barney barney barney jimmy are you watching barney barney barney that's what he used to oh and then he loves spongebob spongebob there's some funny like there was an episode where spongebob went on any raid love my 18 year old daughter all of your kids still love spongebob dude there there was an episode where that where spongebob and was it uh who's who does spongebob hang with patrick patrick they were going on a panty raid i should see that they're going i'll point like martin they're going on a panty rage yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah and then i remember laura dora's got these these charms apparently when jackson was watching the door bracelet right oh my god and she's on and she's like which one of these charms do i need to pick to make it rain and i'm like a pole and uh what was it oh yeah i was watching bubble guppies with jackson once and he was like three and they're like going to a place called the boom boom room no no boom boom room is a thing same thing as the champagne room at the bottom at the [ __ ] strip club everyone in case you're wondering i was watching it down in the champagne room of course i was like you're taking the guppies where no we aren't the [ __ ] we're going to the boom boom room they're conditioning them at a young age so that won't happen over yeah [Laughter] dirty things happen and then actually i've never been in a [ __ ] room i haven't it can't even speak from experience it's because i ain't trying to drop that kind of [ __ ] bread well uh i'm gonna no comment from this equation and i'm gonna slowly back away from you yeah please do [Laughter] so yeah please oh yeah like i'm like homer creeping back into the bushes actually i don't remind me one of the last times i went i had like but no i haven't been to a boom boom room no [ __ ] no boo-boo i've never been in a champagne room never been in a boom boom room i've had dances but no lizzie says smart man devon back away from it too back away back away [Music] i was living in that apartment that i almost got shot in you don't remember the night i came back and that bullet came through the [ __ ] floor yeah i was yeah we'll talk about that at another another actually i had brought it up in another in one of the podcasts about that incident yeah go ahead we'll go into that with some uh because we're getting club pretty much yeah yeah yeah we're about yeah yeah when i was living in that in that apartment yeah i uh second floor you could always tag where you were at and [ __ ] yeah yeah and you i think you called it i don't remember what you called your place it was like devonism or something no that's no devinisms are what you write devin's domain it was like heaven's domain and mine was mine was indianapolis indianapolis yes i think i'm gonna i think i'm gonna go ahead and change the name of my house to that it's been a long time indianapolis indianapolis in a world where this little short [ __ ] [ __ ] sprout went into the boom boom room hey so andy and this is i'm being legitimate i've never had any experiences in the boom boom room ever yeah all right next podcast we will talk about our experiences in the boom boom room all right [Laughter] platinum oh my god yeah oh yeah dude is that platinum cinnamon um lexus mercedes experiment i feel bad saying that name because is it spearmint too um what no spearmint's right rhino is it i think i don't know i'm not sure i know the clubhouse shut down what that clubhouse has been closed for a long time really yeah dude i got stories about the clubhouse me and dallas and uh oh my god dude i got a i got a story too that involves a sucker my story involves a fight to broke out no no no no it's not a sucker sorry that's from the movie it was a [ __ ] it wasn't on me we were at a bachelor party and i didn't expect it should we save it for another one hey we might need to uh we're coming out of the crystal it was not a personal experience it happened at the table in front of everybody and i was like where the [ __ ] are we at let's save it for another podcast because i do have some stories that involve some ufc fighters and it's lola it's some people that are actually on my facebook that um i could tag them or we can talk about it on air because there was some a lot of stuff that went down where we were uh literally mean mugged by everybody in the [ __ ] place and uh oh that happened to me a couple times when i went to ecstasy well it was because i was white well we were the oh imagine that but being the only person in the entire club with liquor and imagine everybody looking at you going why is this [ __ ] got liquor and we can't [Laughter] yeah yeah so i'll save that for the next uh and welcome to the main stage welcome to the main stage welcome to the mainstage where everybody's staring at you because uh you're ginger welcome all right anastasia oh [ __ ] did you look up stripper names i know i sure did [ __ ] over here and without cherry cherry jerry's on the stage over to the gym don't forget to tip the ladies i wish my boy right now coming to the stage this is i want to see somebody come out there like woman at arms from he-man or something like this is woman in arms we got destiny and there was a chick named devin that used to run with randy master blaster in there we got raven which by the way that guy ended up hiv positive did he really yeah wow one more we got one more at the backstage all right on that note uh everybody have a wonderful night i'll be home a little bit i apologize for this [ __ ] rapid fiery inferno crash that just happened it's all right babe i got like four sips left and then i'll be headed that way everybody have a wonderful night thank you thank you for listening thank you for tuning in it's been an awesome show appreciate you guys y'all take it easy see y'all next time have a great night y'all good night everyone peace later laters