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FU Podcast - s01 e23 - April 26, 2021 - LIVE
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FU Podcast - s01 e23 - April 26, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE with Andy Henning

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FU Podcast - s01 e23 - April 26, 2021 - LIVE - FULL EPISODE with Andy Henning

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[Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] in a world full of chaos we are your outlet to voice your frustrations the world's first interactive podcast where the audience can become a guest of the show presenting your hosts devin g ewert and patrick martin everybody and welcome to the podcast the fu podcast not just any podcast the [ __ ] f you podcast that's the [ __ ] empty frustration unlimited so for those who are unacquainted so f you look i'm feeling very much both of you and sorry i have my sorry i have my hoodie on uh devin has got it like 32 degrees in this house and everything and i'm freezing my ass off well i got to freeze the whole house in order just to get this one room cold i got lightning going through my veins so i'm good yeah i'm just missing my hammer yeah you and your door remember thor wasn't the god of hammers he was the god of thunder so i don't technically i don't need the the hammer to be you know yeah chilling with the electricity well whatever my mighty wings yeah okay on my eyeballs yeah okay yeah yeah yeah yeah so i am kind of a little warmer now i mean i'm only 140 pounds and you know i get cold really easy quit your bitching okay so in the weather yeah so speaking of being cold yeah in the weather how is the weather um by the way not to be off subject but i look awfully white in those lights you do look awfully white i'm just looking like i need to get some color but i look like i walked up from ground zero like i look like one pasty ass [ __ ] yeah you do yeah no [ __ ] man i don't know people are gonna look at me like this one tonight okay i think that's the least of your worries bro all right back to the weather weather yes uh squirrel uh yeah my bad back to the weather i got very distracted hey hey uh what's your name oh kayla hey boo bear sprouty and andy yeah hey hi hi hi okay weather uh god it's the third time he's trying to talk why not y'all keep y'all keep freaking interrupting me you're the one that said hi to somebody else you interrupted yourself oh [ __ ] here we go down the rabbit hole let me bring everybody back to center let's let's focus on the weather fellas oh [ __ ] armadillo oh my god [ __ ] i thought there was another why am i so serious okay stop it so weather so okay so quite on set weather [ __ ] it's gonna rain so it's a low 67 a night is it yeah you suck at weather by the way low at 67 high of 71. 40 40 uh 40 rain tomorrow night and uh for the rest of the week this is it's just gonna be [ __ ] rain [ __ ] rain yeah and uh it looks like it's gonna be raining it looks like it's gonna be raining through thursday lightning thunder all that crap and uh i'm blurry um so basically you walk outside and whatever you see in the sky is what's happening but pretty much it's supposed to be raining man hi kim i'm gonna talk to you since these guys were talking about gibberish aware six figures six figures for that forecast you get paid six figures for that forecast lindsay said uh the most entertaining weather report ever yeah rain through thursday sun's supposed to pop back out on friday and go follow through saturday sunday and it looks to be partly cloudy all the way through this wednesday i was supposed to do the weather all i heard was like supposed to fly what happened with the weather and it's raining and stuff well it's just raining if i rely the one degree of moisture this is gonna be like there's gonna be a little bit of moist dew on the ground tomorrow and i had some of the moist brownies oh do drop in i like my cakes moist me too man cakes and brownies yeah definitely yeah delicious yeah if anyone okay i need to pop i need to tune into the comments kayla uh vomited we dedicated this segment to you caleb kimberly bullard bullard yeah kim yeah are you related to a joel bullard a joseph bullard could be you never know stranger things about me kim bullard are you are you related to a joe bullard could be others know him as indojo kayla says why the hell is this happening what the hell is happening or what the hell is happening i just i don't know how many bullets and i know he was living up and where she live where she uh she no she's down south she's south dallas oh okay then she may not know joe okay i'm like going in and out because his head because his my bad but it's okay we can zoom it in and make it stay on you maybe hopefully let's see did that work yeah the m word is gonna lose all the female uh listeners okay even kim yeah even kim says something oh we don't want to lose our female listeners that's like 90 percent of our base yeah and uh kim said yes sorry bro david's inspiring me hey kim kim answered your question what yes yes i am really are you you're his sister what how are you or what's going on with that what are we playing so there must be a delay well yeah i know i mean i was i'm really close with joe and he well actually we've lost touch over the last few years outside of facebook i saw him last time he visited texas uh right before he went to oklahoma but he moved back to hawaii yeah she said she said uh she do know and love joe nice awesome that's what i'm talking about that's really cool well if you talk to joe you know tell him i said hello also even though i chat with him every now and then joe's a really cool cat he uh he took me in way back at one point in my life when i was a wanderer not literally a wanderer i never really was truthfully a nomad but i had my knapsack can i stay here tonight in this train car but anyways yes okay it was her late husband's father oh is that what yeah that's what kim said wait what it was kim's late husband's father oh okay and then kayla said it kayla said uh worst word ever no no ambulance not a preacher no yeah we're talking about definitely talking about a different show hey maybe he's a preacher now who knows no joe does i still talk to joe and he actually joe's doing pretty successful in the hip hop game down in hawaii he's pretty pretty hawaii yeah dude that sounds like a good reality show they got a pretty they got a pretty good uh solid foundation i like it i think they're supposed to be i gotta go back through our messages but i think he's supposed to be working with uh just rap a lot out of houston okay yeah i may be wrong joe if you're listening my bad apologies dude but anyways i digress all right so uh the stories for today what do you want to talk about first i guess we could briefly talk about uh local news uh three-time texas radio hall of famer ron chapman had died uh you know fairly recently uh russ martin had died and i know ron chapman was like a big inspiration for him oh yeah he he was a big guy yeah and so i mean he was huge but yet another another radio personality that's uh in the texas at least oh yeah yeah yeah no longer with us big it was with uh kvil yeah yeah wow so talking about dj's dying i just feel like that's like bad luck no we're on a podcast yeah we're podcasts [Laughter] sometimes i do patrick sometimes i do yeah [Laughter] yeah laughing inside i'm laughing inside all right local pjs right yeah uh i had to just go like straight down the sports but um shawn lee retired today from the cowboys yeah i heard about that oh yeah that's uh yeah i i've known that coming for like the last couple years didn't i tell you that yeah that was a van direction and uh yeah jalen smith yeah i i've seen that coming and then uh news reports coming out of new orleans saying that new orleans saints are washed up yeah you're just trying to cause a fight tonight they're washed oh no no everybody else is watching sean lee like that's i mean i hate to say it but the dude he's played his heart out for us don't get me wrong oh yeah he was a great defensive back but he's been beat up man oh yeah yes he was like another i mean he was like another uh bill bill bates almost you know but uh he i will give him respect because he kept coming back from his injuries but i mean he took some man oh my lord i think i think it's been the last couple years man when he would thanks when he would uh didn't take me seriously that's what i'm talking about no no just look at us it'll be good yeah my bad my bad yeah don't look into the camera so picture that in like i still gotta go like this like it's it's like you know when you don't look into the sun but you still gotta squint but you can't see i mean oh no i can see really [ __ ] well okay there's lights on lights on lights okay do you have like a dimmer switch hey did you see what caleb put know what what about peaches i don't get it oh oh that's what what was the peach for i don't get that i don't get it oh it's saying [ __ ] you ass that's what that's supposed to be i can speak emoji man i just i just took myself down like 10 years awesome for real it's a fleur-de-lis oh yeah oh [ __ ] okay so uh what else was in the news today uh oh yeah right right ahead and set my house like fight a fight breaks out at miami airport not one but two yesterday over what what were they fighting i have no idea no it wasn't taco bell it was in it was in the terminal i gave you the um what you call it the terminal or the flight number the uh the how much was it the trap will be expensive now oh my god the youtube the youtube the youtube uh he gave me video yeah yeah take a look at it i mean it's really messed up where is this miami where else would it be it's in florida man everything i told you florida's the dick of america and texas is the balls a lot of dicks out there how do we always circle back to balls well i mean started out with a dick you can't have dick without balls i mean you can but then went with the dick [ __ ] okay anyway you have me thinking there sometimes at night these things keep me if i didn't have balls with my dick operate i don't know yeah i want to find out i have oh my god i have a cousin i know what no he was uh pitching and he got hit oh he wasn't catching yeah i knew it i was letting it ride i was going to let it ride 15 year old andy was screaming to get out on that comment like devon just swung and hit it out of the park okay [ __ ] both of y'all stop it is oh [Music] [Music] all right that's too much i'm tired this reminds me from me i'm just watching this reminds me of green mile i'm tired boss mostly i'm tired of people ugh being ugly to each other hey maybe we can be like bob memory and uh you know commentate that fight holy [ __ ] peter holy [ __ ] she just choked chopped him with her foot and this guy even has his pants down while he's potting dude her foot went straight like right she said that right right up the ass yeah no that was like a lot that wasn't just the booty that was like full chode man that was like that was he she that toe probably contacted a couple testies did it get back to balls again so lindsay that's time six now [Laughter] er and kayla leases and a ball count we will have to we will have to like we should we should hold a contest sometime in the future as people get listening and be like whoever can tell us which podcast had the most balls i was saying that earlier oh yeah it would be really easy for me to find out yeah i know the answer i could find out so we go yeah we find out the answer but they would have to go do they does the public have access to the transcripts they do they can look if you're smart enough you know where to look and they'd be like in this episode you said balls 386 times and then there was like a 0.5 because you said but and realized you were saying balls and didn't want to say balls again there's some few more balls for this podcast yeah all right anyways okay okay this is podcast number two with andy i had more balls [Laughter] would you say we don't have balls you say number two has balls kind of upset oh i think we might we might have shattered that record this podcast already and we're like uh not even 20 minutes in not even 20 years in we're 23 minutes in all right anyways we're just a bunch i got 1949 what the hell your time stamps broken 1949 yeah 1956 37 38 no i got 20 no man it's high energy in the studio tonight whatever okay all right so i got my bill what do you got next uh uh devon on news oh you didn't [Music] uh oh john kerry well come on man damn it you don't want to talk about that huh no i mean it is what it is i just know you know that's just just john kerry john kerry because it's not just john kerry there's a whole oh well oh you know what i it's on my eclipse and i encompass it because it's all encompassing it's all it's all john kerry man oh scary gary carey it was weird we were just talking about him the other day we're like whatever happened to that guy like you haven't heard much about him then all of a sudden boom he pops in the news yeah he pops in the news and gives uh intel to iran about uh what israel uh israel is doing so we still didn't find out didn't iran have their uh nuclear uh stockpile or whatever um nickler or nuclear whereas carrick clear anybody from iran first off okay all our uh israeli friends out there uh we're uh like pulling for you pulling for you yeah we're important we're the best israel and iran are pulling the united states towards conflict so who will uh come after that well i mean we already pissed off russia and china china's already pissed off and pretty soon they're gonna wanna they're gonna be like pay up mother rents do i wouldn't be surprised if if russia ends up backing iran um i could be completely wrong and misguided on that statement we could be surprised surprising but at the same time i see them backing iran and i see china backing russia and i see us in a very very actionable position that we may not be able to crawl out of and it's just precocious the world's already a powder keg and it just needs the right thing to set it off and this could be it it could not be we may get lucky but if carrie really did i mean what's he doing hanging out with people from iran anyways everybody always called them the next iraq iran foreign minister says john kerry told him about your israeli covert operations in syria who is it what is prime minister are you iran's talking at the same time that's okay huh are you eating your dog eating and talking sounds like you got something in your mouth yeah i gotta do that in a minute um iran's foreign minister says john kerry told him about israeli covert operations in syria what the [ __ ] is he doing in syria [Music] isn't that like treason should he be trying to i mean even israelis like if we're really getting if we're getting real about it we should is is israel should be involved with syria if that's true they shouldn't either syria ain't good news everybody just mind their own goddamn business stay out of [ __ ] other people's affairs because there's too many balls in this world jesus tired of it everybody wants to see who uh [ __ ] it's like a constant contest who can piss further i don't give a [ __ ] how far you can take your dick and shove it in your ear [Laughter] i mean who has the biggest balls right exactly thank you china china not we had we were growing a pair yeah we were yeah well i mean not a lot of people liked it and i heard a lot of people's feelings but sometimes that's what balls do because balls what they're behind dicks and you got to be a dick sometimes in all seriousness in all seriousness like war is no joke you know it but the thing is is something like this if if we really dig involved we could really tip some scales and it's kind of scary but then again we always get scales tipped to just we're in a worse position than we have been before oh yeah yeah i mean look at all the battles albert hodges hey buddy thanks for tuning in brother appreciate you well tonight the biden administration is making it clear to police departments across the country that it will seek oversight into police forces and investigate their tactics where there is evidence of injustice that's a change from how the justice trump justice department handled allegations in policing we have more now from cbs's jeff piguets today the attorney general put another major city police department on notice that it was being watched the investigation will include a comprehensive review of the louisville police department's policies and training we're taking it she's down the department's bots raid which killed brianna taylor inside her own home last march was a factor in opening the federal investigation it led to months of protest but just one of the officers involved has been charged in connection with the shooting we will follow the facts and the law wherever they lead the civil investigation will look into whether the louisville police department engaged in unconstitutional searches and seizures unlawfully executed search warrants on private homes or used unreasonable force including during protests it's okay if we've done things wrong we're going to do it differently we're going to do it better this now makes two investigations launched against major city police departments in less than a week last wednesday it was the minneapolis police department and day after former officer derek shovin's conviction in connection with the death of george floyd the trough all right so we're back the uh gas scene i started messing with the um i see your boys in blue are acting all wrong you see the boys are going to come down and get you in a paddy wagon scene man that's the doj voice over from doj anyways yeah so uh they're cracking down um on these cases where um unarmed uh black people were murdered and um obviously nothing was done so doj is now taking it upon them to uh i guess reform and and review oh let's call it review and then reform it's called they're being big brother yeah 1984 it's just not happening to people it's happening to the police force which is well i mean they're policing the police force so i know there are individuals they laid in a dollar short there's there are individuals out there that wear the badge that need to be policed but i don't will feel that all police need to be police that's just not my view citizens don't need to be policed no i agree with that analogy you got to play both sides of the fence yep i bet you do oh god here we go balls balls anyways oh my god is that announcer guys i was just commenting y'all couldn't hear we were talking about the guy um the announcer guy in that clip i couldn't stand his voice so it's funny you picked up on that too kayla yeah oh yeah sounded like the announcer yeah i was like scared or something like somebody's holding a gun to his head he was probably terrified no speaking of gun he was terrified man oh yes this the so the supreme court is taking up a gun rights uh case um as far as being able to carry you know which one it is um it's a bunch of them brought from new york it has to do with new york um so the supreme court is now getting involved and i tell you what if if from what i understand if it goes the right direction it could be a huge win for second amendment advocates but then again if it goes the wrong way who knows what happened but new york already sucks when it comes to gun laws anyways right there's a few states that have similar uh gun laws to new york that they're basically but i mean at least they're listening to the case because before they just dismissed it right yeah this is the first time they're actually listening to it now the uh the interesting thing with with what's going on with the uh division between people and police and also the you know the minority community because it's also happening to other minorities too as well but the minority community and whatnot it pushes a divide not you know obviously amongst america but here's the problem is if we get majorly divided what do where does that leave us if we actually do go to war with another country or countries majorly divided like hell like you know i'm saying like half the united states is not gonna you know just survive if half the united states wants to fight you know it's it sucks that people are pushing an internal conflict and it really does feel forced at times i'm not saying that what these police ever do is justified as far as depending on the situation some of it is justified i don't i i don't want to put my foot in my mouth by saying that but it's like these things are happening and put in front of us so often that it feels like somebody is purposely letting it happen like purposely pushing it like hey go out and and be that angry cop today or hey go out and and you know what uh you you you know i'm not saying that somebody is actually doing that but it feels like it's happening it's like going out there often it's like going out there and uh like hey go shoot somebody you know what i'm saying like it feels like a pushed agenda or does it does it seem like that you know somebody goes out there and says let's be more confrontational let's be oh you mean like uh what's that that was that one that was open that was openly said so i totally agree but like the the jesus any congresswoman any congressman the president nobody in politics go out and talk about a [ __ ] trial that's as big as what shavings were or a trial in general that's the whole thing is like we're celebrating for the verdict but what happens if he appeals it well he's going to appeal i don't yeah just like look what happened to uh last couple days with the local uh bottom gene case i don't know what happened i haven't heard about this she's appealing yeah she's appealing amber geiger amber geiger yeah amber in my opinion geiger to keep her 10-year sentence and just do her 10. because she's already been there too yep but like if she appeals and it's accepted and they go back to court she's gonna get something worse yeah if she if she if oh man i don't think you can get anything worse you just they either keep the sentence or they make it less somebody yeah somebody needs to quote us quote they would make it worse yes you know what they review it and go you know we were too lean with you we're going to make it even longer now i wish that's the way it works i have i have majorly mixed opinions about that thing i just like the fact that his brother like forgave her i mean there's so much messed up about that case i don't i don't know and and if her brother forgave her and gave her a hug in court why would you want to even just i mean why would you want to appeal because in her actually that would have been in her favor like yeah that hug would have been in her favor that you know is uh racism is created over kayla says in my opinion racism is created in over-exerted over-exerted in every single situation to the point it creates more divide yeah oh yeah it's it's immediate i have to agree with kayla and you can tell she took her smart pills you can blame anybody that that you know whatever political party you want but it feels like something's definitely being pushed and yeah there's a narrative there's an agenda clearly that's well on both sides though it bothers me i really i mean i uh you know what they say is divide and conquer right so like if you split the country apart and you split the people apart then they're going to be against each other instead of working with each other i mean it's a classic case of like look throughout history every ruler has done this stalin hitler lenin all of them you know they've all done that divide and conquer it's exactly you're weak whenever you're divided whenever you're unity whenever you're together in cohesion you have strength you have strength in numbers you have strength and power but when you divide you divide your power you divide your strength it's common sense well and that's why they try to they're getting everybody on the mob mentality that's why there's so many on that other side of things because they know if they get enough people on that side and get enough backing things will happen like biden getting in the office yeah because we'll see what baden even affair interfering with the the sovereign k uh the solving trial and and maxine did too and you know all the other people you know it it i think what it did was i think it intimidated the jury and they were too scared to to say anything other than guilty yeah to say anything else other than guilty you know and if he and if they had if biden and maxine waters had end had influence on the jury then they can they can throw the whole thing out i'm just i'm i'm hoping that the judge that hears the appeal will throw the appeal out i'm hoping it will i'm hoping they they well and i've i've battled patrick and i've had this conversation many times many days um and that's why the judge reiterated multiple times that do not watch the news do not watch this do not i mean he said throughout the length of the trial well he sequestered them exactly and that was that's where i was going going with this is that patrick and i both agreed that they should have sequestered them should have been able to limit their exposure and that sort of stuff so that there is no grounds for a mistrial or an appeal you know um oh it came close it came close that's why i threw that mistrial in there because it came freaking close uh i'm just i hope it doesn't be found as a mistrial i think the man's exactly where he needs to be i'm glad he got found well there's not going to be a mistrial no it's he's been found guilty yeah he's already been found our appeal excuse me i hope but there's going to be an appeal i hope he doesn't win because he already wrote down i mean before he was handcuffed and if you see and if you look really close he had something on his left hand oh it was his lawyer's number it was his lawyer's number what um um what did what was sentencing for him not yet sentencing oh they still have an announced sentence eight weeks eight weeks six to eight weeks from the time of verdict so the verdict was what last week last tuesday last tuesday so um on your dad's birthday 4 20. i mean that's a pretty cool birthday today that is a cool birthday to have have a lot better than 4 15. speaking of 420 did you hear apple launched all their uh new devices and all that crap on 420 stoners working there now yeah i was just like they're smoking that high dollar [ __ ] yeah that designer speaking of apple uh they're in the news uh apple announces 430 billion dollar with a b uh investment in the united states with two uh 20 000 jobs coming here to the united states so hopefully going back to what we're talking about earlier um about china and everything else and you know most of uh apple's manufactured iphones and everything else were made in china and i mean the conditions there were so bad allegedly and i'm use air quotes allegedly um they had nets around the buildings to catch people from basically you know trying to opt themselves because the conditions were so bad yeah well that happens they have nets on skyscrapers in general you got nets on the golden gate bridge they have nets on a golden gate now they didn't have nets around any of our buildings in downtown dallas not not the high high ones well if you can't get out the windows but if you go to the hotels down there they're screwed shut you can stand on the rooftop [Laughter] one of the tallest buildings a couple of the tallest buildings probably one of those things the sign doesn't go up until somebody does it you know what maybe hey you know maybe we got to let some [ __ ] do it yeah i wanted to uh use my badge and my credentials to go on the rooftop and there was a couple times where i was like hey look the window opens this is when you're up there you don't know like building sways nope no thank you and on the end caps they were all open and so like a lot of times you'd see like people out there smoking 30 40 floors up and like oh that's safe jesus turns into a [ __ ] uh towering inferno yeah hell yeah that's the one i got in trouble for when i when i got caught playing with matches when i was nine years old or sick god playing with matches yeah i got a car in my ass i got i didn't burn my ass like burn burning grass on the side of the house oh yeah that's right you were a little uh pyromaniac so was i yeah i was a little pyro man i was right there with you man yeah i'm mom and dad punishment i still am took me tough yeah i almost almost burned down her palm tree in houston and it was in the corner of the house so i almost took out the house too luckily i had a fire though uh water hose within grasp and it's kind of scary yeah you can have like uh what raymond does i got three water hoses over here we gotta get some gasoline and throw it on the [ __ ] fire so we get a bigger fire wait i got two hoses don't work okay i got one that's good enough you know what i'm saying and none of them are like near the fire it's like i got four of them i'm like where are they at fire pits in the backyard you trip across like four routes on the way there like hold on the house is burning but i'll be there in a second how do you remember that time kayla says all boys are pyros yeah remember that one time i was sitting in my car oh god yeah yeah and then i smelt some burning i go why is everybody burning fireplace tonight and i walked to the i walked through the front door and i saw flames coming out of both ends of the tree out there right and i walked in i was calm i was gonna say i said hey uh devon your tree's on fire up front and i mean he was so calm that i was like thinking okay like maybe there's like a little spark or something patrick i go out there just [ __ ] flames going it's like eight foot flames going your house is about to burn down it's cool don't even fret there's a couple embers on your house it might burn down so hey devon you know your new roof yeah [ __ ] burned down yeah so you want to like shoot the water up there or something kayla says devon has scarves from walking through fire with crocs damn holes and crocs i'm more focused on the fact that you own a pair of crocs shut up do you have those little ball attachments on the back no i don't have all that bull crap guess what balls again um hey let's talk about lebron james no what's going on go ahead so lebron mr lebron himself decided to go on twitter last week was it or was it this weekend i don't remember anyways he got on twitter his dumbass got on twitter and put a picture up of the cop that shot the girl is trying to stab the other girl and literally quoted just within the thing says you are next oh damn that's yeah now that's that's all the context i'm gonna give you okay that's pretty bad man okay so then he comes back and he gets all his backlash and said he of course removes it and then he goes and tries to back it up and he says oh you know people are always trying to take what you mean out of context and twist something around i mean what it's really not meant that we need to bring attention and and that he's the next person we're bringing attention to and this and that and so he tried to back out so now everybody's like screaming to boycott him and that he needs to be his they need to bench him and that uh his uh his sponsors should uh uh rise up yeah the sponsors he's lost a couple deals yeah they they want they they want him to cut more deals they want to boycott him they want him to lose his endorsement deals and things and that and whatnot and so so uh yeah what are your thoughts on that goes back to uh kayla's previous comment that she deleted because we kind of started talking about something else but it's still in here uh so i can bring it back up which one she said uh people want racism to go away but many cases it's turned to face in every damn story it's frustrating not saying many cases and stories are not behind racism it does exist but i feel so blown out for publicity you know in here and that's what kayla said she said exactly my previous points that's why i brought that hopefully the crooks did take that smart pill lindsay said hopefully the crocs melted i agree they did um so i i don't know what kayla said he's getting street cred for uh posting that i'm gonna tell you right now man if i throw a picture of somebody up in the heat that this country's in right now and i say something like you were next yeah knowing that that that community is out there like you know just raging right now because of bad decisions and and uh in some cases bad policing and whatnot like to say something like that fuels or technically it can seem encouraging that you know saying exciting because you've got to understand when you're right just like trump you're that big of a nba star and whatnot people there you have ultra fans that hang on your every single word like we have a lot of them they're in our podcast like lebron lebron you know saying legitimately may have an army of super fans out there that could go out and possibly find this cop now they put his picture on her i'm not saying it was happening i know i'm going to the extreme guys i get that no but i'm saying like it was everything that happened with earcot you know when the storm damage and all that people died and people were and i was oh i was one of them posted posted their address and posted their job title and their email their phone number and everything else i don't know how you got how your house got colder than mine man that's crazy dude it was three and a half i know no power yeah so was i and you got down lower than me i was at 36 you were like 15. i was seven seven degrees inside the house jesus christ yeah i could i didn't even i couldn't even know it was possible humanly possible to have yeah yeah even i'm like my [ __ ] freezer's warmer than that i was like [ __ ] possible but yeah man that [ __ ] is that [ __ ] was messed up like how did you say that and then backtrack it saying that's not what i meant you know like look i understand the frustration in the community out there that you know i'm not saying that i feel it because i'm not in that community but i understand the frustration and i understand the anger and whatnot but there and sometimes when you are that heated especially you say something that's messed up but i'm sorry when you're in the public eye and you are that watched come on man you've got to use better judgment that and then you can't turn around and say oh there's nobody minute like it just made me laugh like who's he touching you're next like he's like million dollar lebron james or billion dollar lebron james gonna come down from on high and come after anybody like you who are you gonna whip that you don't get the people are going to see you and then sue the [ __ ] out of you like he's got so much fun he could actually do something about it so instead of opening his mouth since his new movie space jam is coming out wonder how that's gonna oh there's people screaming for the boycott already it was all over uh facebook the other day people were yelling oh really that maybe since since uh since they took out pepe le pew and whatnot and they they didn't boycott it now this this should cause it to be boycotted there's a lot of cairns out there calling for the boycott yeah there's a ton of chaos out there oh yeah cancel culture remember i haven't heard from them in a while i know it's been they've been kind of oh they're getting so stronger on both sides though now you know saying like hey you want to cancel this side let somebody like lebron speak up we're going to cancel him well i want to cancel maxine waters yeah can we cancel her yeah cancel her apparently if you're in government you can't get canceled kamala harris speaking of kamala biden she has done absolutely goose egg zero for the border and the immigration and uh all of the illegals coming here um yeah she should be boys i know i i i get that there's a lot of promises she's cancelled in my mind she's never even been to the border yet i don't anybody how are you half the people half the people that are in government that talk about the war crisis haven't even gone down there right but you know that there are some that have gone don't get me wrong they are very involved and they want to see it be better and whatnot but a lot of the people on the side saying yes it's a tragedy and yes something needs to be done haven't even gone down there they're not making any efforts to change things right now so biden's biden's uh approval rating is uh is the lowest of lowest than trump and ford put together look if you want to be honest there his problem is the border there were people flat out voted for biden purely purely to get trump out purely did not because they support biden they don't care that i've i've heard people you know i don't care what we have to do to get trump out there was that it was that passionate that people didn't care how low they had to stoop in some cases to get trump out i haven't you never you hardly hear anything about anyone in support of something oh man i can't believe biden did this but this is so awesome that biden did this all you hear is like well at least trump's not in here or look what trump did now he's gone all they do is run their mouth about what now that trump's gone or what trump did or how how things are changing because of wafer they don't praise biden oh no i have i've never seen i've seen i have not seen one biden like hey he did this like yes he is my president i i don't i'm not going to run around screaming i was against it when they did that to trump so i'm not going to say right but still there's that new uh that new show keep it real that's coming on fox on uh thursday night at 8 o'clock it's all puppets what look at that [ __ ] up no look it up man it's all pups pop culture politics and puppets that should be good that should be really good i want to watch this [ __ ] so bad play a commercial for it what is it it's uh what what's called i think it's uh keep it real keep it yeah keep it real or something like that it has biden in it has trump in it as a puppet oh you seen it it's probably similar to cranky angers but better yeah but i mean it's it look i mean it just looks funny as [ __ ] it really does what uh it's on fox yeah it's on fox you can probably find it keeping it real on fox yeah keeping it real or is it let's be real let's be real there we go we'll we'll eventually get down to it yeah hey you know what find out on youtube i found it okay find anything you can play that right i think i knew it was uh the wrong name it was it's funny as [ __ ] i like it it's my kind of humor i want to hear this [ __ ] well of course everything is loading it's quite devin's 5 billion gigawatt system computing super power over here is not loading these damn videos fast enough it's got to go 88 miles per hour is this being played live or are we just commentating on it uh it's not playing anymore because they're gonna be one trying to get the damn link but you know what damn it because they're using sesame street to teach politics and et cetera and she's saying you know what it is no this is a political uh satire this is making fun of the politics trump trump trump would be funny i'm sure i'm so awesome i'm so fabulous i was the fabulous president i was fantastic i was the biggest presenter ever it was he it was a huge huge huge china [ __ ] huge china china because the virus was from china kofi ko fifi that was my favorite cool phoebe we've for uh the longest time we've been hey we're going to get some kofi you want to come you know back in the corporate america i thought all right i thought it was keeping that real play i gotta load it you know all that jazz china keep thinking it real with shaggy what what you talking about what you talking about willis last patrick hey how you doing or you have to be away are you happy to be awake this morning what do you got going on today only when i roll over next to your mom that's a [ __ ] nightmare anyways is it is this thing is it loading or what was it andy get away from me damn it all right it's finally loading should we turn comments on or off let it go i don't care all right our comments are on and welcome back to am sarasota it is 72 degrees and warm looks like another winner charlie yes it does that's why there's no better place to be than here in central florida on the best mid-morning show in the region you got that right and joining us here in the studio are two of your favorites you loved him as norm from cheers george went and loved her on sister hello dolly it takes place in the symphony okay i'm bored yep i'm over it i'm lost i highly doubt no you're supposed to cancel that answer then kamala harris and you're supposed to do i don't know where they're at yeah we'll find it we'll put a snip up whenever it actually plays because it's premiere oh here we go i really can't do that why not all right all right let me play this one then all right all right like that it's gonna take that same time to load that that must be strong is that trump yeah of course oh boy can't play biden yeah where he just walks into the podium we're taking a 90 degree right now all right here we go i don't know if it's going to show is it showing on your screen yeah it's showing okay yeah i don't know if everybody can hear us sir i'm very busy wait i love your show i could help you that's a bb team i didn't want to do this but you're a tough negotiator all i ask is that you blurt out the person doing the things that's a good that's a good idea let's be real okay all right there we go that was a good that was a definitely a good trump impression though the white eyes and the there they are see all of them right there yeah i got you all right so mike pence biden they're all in there so who so fox is doing this so once again it's kind of like a family guy where they're gonna fly under the radar but he like oh yeah you got miss mcconnell well family guy family guys always push the envelope on stuff though too yeah that's what i'm saying only fox no well it's because they're well connected oh wow they got anyways larry king on there too squirrel yeah larry king uh squirrel trump gets advised hurry king we gotta all right what are we gonna do are we gonna keep it moving or what are we doing okay let's say that because they're using sesame street and etc on some shows yeah this is more like i said that's why it's raining it's more political satire look at rachel meadow oh my god i will check this show out on thursday this is funny as [ __ ] i think it's funny i think [ __ ] laughing i think [ __ ] you i think the only the only thing that will make not be like that time worth it is fox pays us for advertisement i don't know if they will yeah come on i think they're gonna they'll come on copyright because they suck so so what's new yes let's keep on going come on let's keep it moving keep these listeners interested i feel like it's not very organic this evening no it's not elon musk teases uh jeff bezos you can't get it up you know speaking of balls since we you know got to get back on topic um in the battle over the space contract so bezos is involved in the space contract is that what is that what i'm understanding that's basically uh what elon's saying is like hey dude you you failed in the space race i won basically you know he got the nasa contract he's holding it over his head i thought you know i thought maybe you can ship amazon packages to [ __ ] the moon hey if you want to you got to go through me no i'm just saying like like i thought elon was the only one that was really aiming at privatizing space travel i didn't know other people there was other yeah jesus has his own uh space but you just don't hear about it i didn't i didn't know that blue origin that's what name of it bezos ex-wife is rich she just divorced him not too long ago because i think he was cheating on her with something but she got money yep she got paid big yep no elon musk teased amazon founder bezos on monday night after it was reported that bezos blue origin planned to contest a nasa award recently given to spacex must said it in a twitter post that bezos couldn't get it up to orbit so so amazon's going to protest love it's like a billion dollars they're going to contest they're going to contest the reward as i always said billboard yeah so nasa got the their uh so yeah no amazon's like no we don't we're not buying that and elon's like ha ha ha nana boo boo stick your head and dude like yes stick your head down sounds like amazon deserves it he got an award why are you going to contest that eat a dick like sorry about your bad luck but it [ __ ] sucks to suck like it sucks to suck yeah come on man you've lost this race go out with some [ __ ] grace man suck for what next t-shirt it sucks to sucks to suck is that yours well that really i really have to give credit to my vp she says that a lot does she really yes she does and it's [ __ ] hilarious when she does say it too oh yeah i've heard it a lot myself go figure andy well i guess it sucks to suck okay i'll go figure it out i like that jasper's up there jasper what's happening where was where where was uh jasper from uh i think she said ohio remember oh yeah that's right because we asked her about the uh stuff that were going on you say heard jasper's or her jasper is a her really is it her a female i'm interested in to hear was that your birth name given name or how she is uh from the twitch averse twitch reverse the twitch twitch verse twitchy twitter twitchyverse twitch reverse yeah she's uh following us on there thank you thank you thank you never mind forget it what nothing so jasper is that your real name or is that your stage name yeah on the left stage at the back now on the main stage we have so they say they say your adult film name is the first street you grew up on and your first pet that you can remember that's the worst [ __ ] it's the pet pet first then pet first it's the pet first then the street name what is that thing i don't know it's dead now i think so mine is mine is rusty spring hill just so you sounds like a poor name you have rusty spring here [Laughter] so wait is the dog first or the street first it's the it's the dog first or pet pet any pet your first pet in the first street you grew up on rusty spring hill baby all right wait you got yours yeah what is it i wanna hear this george fairmont george what fairmont fairmont yeah that's actually that's not bad i mean that sounds like a like a high-class porn star like george vermont hi i'm jordan yeah this is not a porn this is an adult film [Laughter] well actually david come on actually the very gracious with yours it's not as is so if it's if you go yeah you had a female name didn't you come on sorry come on now it would be uh come on everybody's doing it yes pet first then street everybody's doing it nugget tony yes i mean i tell you what just for you we can reverse it tony nugget all right that's what i was gonna say it doesn't make sense the other way around and you call yourself golden if you want hey jasper oh yeah yeah so no i was letting you uh i was letting you assume my gender jasper's a non-binary name i'm a male it's also a name that i plan to get legally very soon well you're um meme says otherwise so i was going by the meme not your name but that's okay that's all right it's cool thank you for listening we appreciate you tuning in yeah yeah well see originally i mean when when i was when i was born i was living off findlay in dallas so i could go with family and be george finley so i like george fairmont better fairmont sounds better george fairmont i'm your escort i'm not a hooker i'm an escort yeah and then in greenville i'm just the dirty [ __ ] i'm rusty spring hill like all right now now i want to know what the audiences is uh kayla hers is so bad she doesn't even want to put it in the comments but i think it's funny as [ __ ] yeah i'm going to say it yes and then kim if kim's still here and then jasper and caleb is still here so lucky cherry wow wow i mean jasper i want to know what yours is i want to know what yours is wow so i'm going to cut you i bet you will too um she put that in there kayla put i'm going to cut you i'm going to cut you ah luckily you're not here rocky cherry so is that what we call her now is just call it rocky i feel i feel like ben and jerry made a flavor i need funny cherry at one point it's like rocky road ice cream hey those are listening your porn name is the first uh pet that you can remember and the first street that you grow up grew up on or remember growing up on right put it in the comments no what rocky cherry hold on oh name your name of the first pet you can remember and then the first street you grew up on or can remember yeah jasper did the same thing uh the emoji see my it's not showing me the other comments like y'all get to see you get more access than i do yeah yeah we get all the comments so all the different feeds are coming into one hey so all the different feeds that are into one hey what's up because the only ones i can see is facebook so if you got a question tell devin to ask me so i know you're saying something kimberly is a bb taylor i like this i'm going to start saving that's not that's bibi taylor that's not bb but that that is that would be a porn name bb taylor bb taylor bb bb taylor um there's let's see at my at my work there's sparky laguna um there's there's brandon colgate [Laughter] bruno huntington that's a nice one coco warming sasha greywood ebony bun ebony vine that's the best part jasper wait wait hit that one out of the park good job yeah you just wow [Music] that is definitely a porn name sable parkway hey sable parkway my dog's name was sable parkway 950 to 1000 films i think she said stupid yeah oh boy i thought that was good what's the name of this street your africa always forget what's the name of your street winding oak bend willow whining that one yeah that was willow winding thank god we're using her childhood right yeah what to find it funny that all of our are only one street name you know what i mean like there's one now my street has three [ __ ] names yeah i will i did have one it would have been rascal hickory point yeah yeah i mean it doesn't get short and say hey rascal that's rascal eh kayla says cherry street is not the first street i lived on just from what i remember that's okay i told you the first one that you remember rocky cherry damn so is it is that what we start calling kayla is rocky cherry rocketer what's up rocky rocky and we can get her a uh a uh saints jersey she said she thinks hers when she was a baby was elm street so you could be what rocky elm or elm rock no we'll just keep it we'll just keep it cherry yeah we like it yeah we like cherry better yeah it makes more sense yeah i mean what's round what was the what was the other one she said elm street elm street elm street rocky like nightmare on elm street elm street rocky i mean it could be elm street rocky if you reversed it that'd be kind of cool i love that this the whole last 20 minutes has been nothing but porn names hey everybody's chipping in and chiming in this is [ __ ] yeah and it's interesting to see their names so it kind of works out yeah kayla says her current is a rocky panther why is it why is it panther my current is loki boxwood i don't what oh [ __ ] that's hilarious loki boxwood hey you know loki boxwood like technically it is a boxwood what do you got in your golf bag i got i've got a boxwood what's that for golfing boxes [Laughter] oh [ __ ] now we're back on track that's what i'm talking about we are hey you know what if we ever fall off track just turn in and just go to a pervert subject more names more names nice how did we get there again um well back in the day you used to hit play on the vcr now you just double click oh my god [ __ ] a vcr yeah what's a betamax hey my dad used to have a beta max i've seen betamaxes and i've seen vcrs vcr's obviously beat them out oh hey jasper what what happened what no no go ahead go ahead yeah no i want to recognize everybody because since i can't see everybody she said she was looking for her phone for us i mean he sorry i was looking for my phone apologies in minutes found it in my back pocket damn hey the uh destin yeah that happens to me sometimes i'd be looking for my phone it's in my hand hey can you call my phone [ __ ] damn it's the dumbass test i really am one [ __ ] you know i've been really good about my phone but the other day i lost it three times in one [ __ ] day i was like what the [ __ ] don't get lindsey don't get lindsay started on halloween you're getting old man you're getting old shut up it was a one day thing i'm not getting hold up no i will say this i got literally telling patrick i was like dude i'm like my left shoulder had been sore for like a couple months now and i'm like and now my right shoulder is just as sore as my left so i'm like i can't even sleep at night because i can't figure out a position to lay in it's comfortable and what sucks what did i do he's like sucks being all done [Music] edibles that's all i got animals they knock all the paint out and you go to sleep and they're better than any prescription drug what edibles oh yeah and i wish it was legal unfortunately i mean yeah yeah yeah jasper says honey i lost my phone can you text me but you're texting me so she's texting her honey can you text me i lost my phone okay yeah yeah i know but it's in their hand like come on that sounds like this can you text me okay i get it now wait i'll get it see what had happened was is i had to stick my hand up to catch it because it was over my head that happens sometimes because i'm short i had to jump okay yeah you know did you know i have to put a parachute on when i get out of a lifted truck you're [ __ ] making fun of me no actually this is [ __ ] i get when i was working in the shop i used to work with a bunch of body attacks and body techs hold no reservations about what they say to you i i watched oh no that's the airline business too oh okay okay yeah down on the tarmac okay yeah yeah he's hurt so so i was working with this painter i [ __ ] you nut and one of the other painters i heard that the other centers they're the old the other painters an older guy but they go way back like they gave each other pointers coming up through the game blah blah blah comes in i i kind of get introduced to who he is and i'm sitting around and they're both the painters are having a conversation and our painter's grandmother had just died and i [ __ ] you not the other guy i said like well damn did you bring her ashes because i wanted to give her a run through one more time before he got done and and the other painter just acted like this was just normal [ __ ] that they say to each other and i'm like i thought my mom jokes were bad like holy [ __ ] that's no holes yeah no and this is just they they that's how far back they go and they like they like he's like damn i forget what he said he goes you probably look a little ashy when you got done anyway something like he didn't skip a beat i was like [ __ ] like i bought that one like yeah that's why i was like you know and not i'm not condoning those jokes anyone but yeah that's the kind of stuff that goes you know on in a a shop behind the scenes we we love to screw with each other it's done out of love yeah i know i know it's a big excuse but yes it's done out of love and the more upset you get about it the more that happens because they uh they like to rile you up so you just oh yeah again that's like the airline business you matter you get the worse oh yeah it gets bad bad bad so you roll with the punches and then you make a joke about them when you can yep they reminded me of my boy nick man every time uh i remember nick yeah married got three kids and he's greek right yeah well no wonder he's got three kids i'm surprised in there more than families are big bro yeah my big fat greek wedding that ain't no [ __ ] that's not that's legitimate man the only reason why greek families are so big is because everybody's a cousin i'm a [ __ ] cousin i'm not even greek i thought you're going to be like because everybody be [ __ ] like is what you're doing hey what happens in greece stays in greece is that alabama unless you have you're not i didn't say each other i just said [ __ ] jesus we don't keep it in the family damn like hey [ __ ] i hope i hope jasper wants to know what is the worst joke you've ever heard oh i can't say it on here i can't i cannot say it no the thing is is there is one joke that i i've heard and people have challenged me to like the worst joke and i say it and the entire room like looks at me like i've been i've been the most depre and the thing is it's not my joke i heard it somewhere and it is so on a level of [ __ ] up and i can say this because i've been through some traumatizing events as a kid and and it was and it's that kind of [ __ ] up yeah it's bad and my dad my dad told me a joke one time i thought i was really i thought it was going to be really stupid but i just kept laughing and laughing and laughing and i mean it was so in memories of my father i'll tell my dad's joke is that cool do it all right so there's 13 year there's this 13 year old kid right there's a 13 year old kid he walks in he walks into his house he walks into his house and he tells his mom mom mom i lost my virginity and he gets all pissed off or she gets all pissed off and everything sends him upstairs wait till your dad gets home dad comes home says yeah yeah that's my boy that's my boy all right you lost it so he said dad said well since you uh uh since you lost your virginity and everything we'll just go out and go get you anything you want he said okay all right so they ended up at toys r us which is no longer around we they end up at toys r us and uh he finds a bike that he likes that he likes yes he purchases it they drive it out to the car and everything and or they wheel it out to the car and all that and uh or to the truck and they oh i gotta remember and they um [ __ ] oh my god dad said hold on it's been a while unless i said it dad said okay son you know what you can go ahead and ride the bike home and i'll follow you kid look the 13 year old kid looks at uh uh looks at the back looks at his dad looks at the bike again then back at his dad said no that's okay dad my butt hurts oh my god can you imagine her look on his dad's face that's one of the jokes that my dad used to tell i got let's see i'm not i'm not saying your kid's ugly i'm just saying you know that's nasty there's mine's i'm not saying your kid's ugly i'm just saying you probably don't have to worry about pedophiles when that panel van passes by an ugly kid do you think they feel a sense of relief or is it a blow to their self-esteem [ __ ] he ain't coming home with me nobody will come looking for him ain't gonna get no ransom yeah just kidding the ones in the panel vans don't ask for ransoms i know yeah and dad dad used to do that do you remember the mommy mommy jokes because daddy's yeah call me mommy joe but um i remember like a mommy mommy joke about like something about you can't look at my headlights and it's like dad quick turn on mom's headlights there's a snake in her jungle or something like that i forget but it started out mommy mom no dad used to tell him all the time mommy mommy where's all your scabs shut up kid eat your cornflakes and the joke of the worst joke of the night that's the worst joke of the night jesus mother sorry i'm not gonna say that all as once holy god bless that was america hey i'm just remembering my dad yeah i'm just quoting my dad here you know you'll have to excuse me i'm quoting my dad what's uh what's worse than uh spiders on your piano what are spiders in your piano excuse me crabs on your organ [Laughter] sounds like a laffy taffy joke have y'all have y'all heard about that new uh alternative sitcom it's kind of a gay theme to it kind of like will and grace yeah it's called leave it it's beaver [Laughter] ward lord why were you so hard on the beaver jasper said i actually told a joke i thought was dumb ended up cracking everybody up yo mama's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind yo mama yo yo mama yo mama got a tattoo of w on her butt cheek and her other butt she when she bent over say wow your mama's so ball-headed when she try to sleep her head slide off the pillow yo mama's so short she does backflips under my bed your mama's so fat when she gets in the tub the toilet water rises your mom is so fat i use her underwear as the main sail on my yacht [Laughter] your mom so dirty when she took a bath bp had to come and clean the spill [Laughter] stroll down memory lane yeah yeah oh look look look look what i told you kanye sold his anybody orange shoes please can we speak on this yeah go ahead go ahead so today everyone i saw right now if you know kanye you know he has a sneaker line called yeezys and if you follow the yeezys at all you know that he was originally partnered with jordans at one point and i believe 2008 was the la or 2009 one of those two with the last run he did with jordan and then he signed with adidas so the last pair that he personally wore to the us oscars or grammys i think grammys yeah grammy wore them to the grammys and i assume since kanye he probably never wore him again just literally sold at auction and i i [ __ ] you not ladies and gentlemen just a pair of sneakers just sold for 1.8 million dollars i read 1.7 now i'm reading 1.8 just understand like if you got money like that more power to you but if you don't match that money to a donation somewhere you should [ __ ] just kick yourself on the balls because you ain't even a human like if i had that kind of money to drop on sneakers i need to be like look i need to put 1.8 million towards a a charity or somebody that needs it like holy [ __ ] like why would i 1.8 million on pieces of leather and rubber dude that's 900 000 per shoe our mathematician 900 000 per shoe so literally he could probably separate the shoes and like sell one and keep one just so he's like yeah i got one shoe [ __ ] and i still got half my money back right like i mean 1.8 million dollars for some [ __ ] sneakers man i won't even pay the jordan prices that's 150 bucks well if you bought them do you think you can get uh taylor swift to sign him damn you know how much those would be [ __ ] worth of taylor oh [ __ ] swizzle sign them [ __ ] man after kanye'd me she gangster now dude she turned into a a white cornbread gangster like she's like you don't know me what was that one song [ __ ] i can't remember i showed you how much of a fan he does one song called willow named after my dog and he just knows that cause he's got a dog named willow yeah uh-huh that's true that is the only reason why i know that oh did you see this you say lindsey says how do you always find a way to incorporate balls which what what did we bring balls between i think what i was trying to that's why i didn't post it because i was like do we talk about boss i don't remember hmm we talked about kanye shoes and testicles testicles testies testies one two three i guess my mind even the mama jokes you didn't have no balls going on there no and that's crazy because your mom loves balls [Laughter] sorry i digress oh so did you see this right here what's that oh yeah so yeah so that's the word we don't mention in this podcast oh okay cool thank you i'm out never mind next subject what word uh the the j word oh you said oh [ __ ] i did she said you should you should uh you should kick themselves in the balls they should kick themselves on the balls damn it you stuck that in there under the [ __ ] radar we didn't catch it i did [ __ ] hey the transcript probably did lens you're on it balls [Laughter] yes there was a battle of all battles to be had oh yeah and then what lindsey said hey what you s uh what which part did you already talk about that you said they should kick themselves in the ball yes i i cuz i asked her i was like when did we say balls and she's that's what she's saying she's like themselves i guess like i did bring it back to balls man i guess you did like well i'm glad she's keeping up all the balls around my house you know what i'm saying just put it this way there's there's me there's her son there's my son and there's loki loki technically doesn't have balls so there's really like [Laughter] oh my god thank you everybody for listening this evening oh my boy curtis said he was going to tune in live i don't know if he did or not but i've been trying to get him to come with me on a monday just to come in and sit in and say what's up and be a guest he's cool cat man he uh well originally we're gonna have three people in tonight hence the other microphone set up and then we were oh what happened we realized that the board so you told him hey we can't do it yeah wait what's the board what's wrong with the board i don't understand so you have uh so these mics are what called uh phantom power so you have to have power from the board to the mics okay well these two which is mic 1 and mic 2 are phantom powered so it means they they're powered right right well anything in these are not phantom powered so what's that mean so that means there's no sound oh not at all you plug it in and nothing happens so what's the point of the [ __ ] ports i don't understand they've got to be there for a reason yeah it was going to be uh it was going to be my daughter and her boyfriend how do we get one how much for one of these uh i'm not not don't tell me several hundred dollars no they're cheaper than that um but i think if we get a microphone either a microphone that's powered i think we can run it i'm not an audio engineer can you get one with three phantoms yeah you could probably get one with three or four phantoms yeah so we thought originally because we look at this it says nine to ten so we're like [ __ ] we can have ten extra microphones on this board then when we try to plug in the third microphone tonight we're like uh it's not working so it's all good uh hey lindsay you said we all know who's really in charge yeah loki [Laughter] awesome so yeah we could look at uh probably getting a different board yeah because that would be cool what sucks is i think i think um raymond had a board and he freaking sold it oh he did what's up willows which i know he probably did like you fooled him a few fools you're probably dead is she out or she trying to be on camera she's right there she just kicking it i can finally let my feet down so that's good that's good yeah because she was under my desk i made sure i put my feet out as soon as we got in here yeah she's trying she's trying to get under my desk again she's trying to figure out a way to get over here and she looked at all the chords and said uh no uh not happening not gonna happen don't want to disconnect uh anything speaking of raymond he's supposed to be over here doing our damn chord management hey he then [ __ ] it all up willow over here why is raymond supposed to do cord management oh cause he was part of the reason why like that power strip over there is mounted to the wall right she's not budging so he didn't have cords all over the [ __ ] floor and he's like oh yeah i'll come over here and i'll dude i'll take care of she goes she's coming around one of these weekends we should like go ahead and just clean all this [ __ ] up you want to help me put in the [ __ ] leds yeah it would be nice all the way around yeah it would be nice it'd be on a saturday and we just we go live just to see who the [ __ ] decides to tune in if they don't they don't if they do they do we just leave the cameras on while we're like putting lights up and swearing and cussing yeah we put all the mics hey if you watch you watch you might learn something right i'll jump down and be like look the male and the female connector goes like this one more time for the camera yeah we do need to put the leds up there though we do we do but if you do i would to get the actual ambiance of the leds i would turn down some of these bright lights though otherwise oh yeah i would because no no no lie dude a lot of the studios i see on these podcasts are a lot darker than what you'll have because like i'm i'm looking at my face right now and i'm glowing like there's light coming off my wait this side right over here it's like [Music] we want to make sure that picture andy doesn't ever get a bit of sun in these lights believe me yes it's obvious professional organizer here i'll soup also oh super buzz oh we got a supervisor oh rocky rocky uh cherry rocky i will make her a name rocky cherry supervisor of the year actually no let's make her t-shirt says rocky cherry yeah fu podcast rocky cherry supervisor rocky cherry and then uh kim was what she was what was she ken was bibi something bibi taylor baby taylor yeah and then we just get one for her this is bb taylor got any more news going on oh you know what i want to talk about what are you snorting i'm s nose spray i don't want anybody to be like what's he got going on there i'm gonna go ahead and let him so i know what uh so i'm perusing the old fb today the the book of the face and i don't know if it's trying to pander to me or what it is or if people just get this on what lizzie says it's not the lighting you're just a pasty vampire [Laughter] keep you up all night and kayla says she's she says i'm done yup so does that mean she's leaving or what i don't know i think she's uh so angry but anyway he's got a laughing motion it's okay you can laugh it's got it's like a left a camera a camera it's a suitcase because she's packing she's packing yeah it's a suitcase she's like i'm done oh i'm done i'm not leaving oh is she going back to new orleans i want to talk about this this this thing i saw that was like what'd you see so it's titled la life after vaccination and this video comes on of and it says 24 year old so and so with phd shares with us what the life is like after [Music] [Laughter] [Music] rocky cherry rocky cherry gate no it's gaylord [ __ ] gaylord that's a straight [ __ ] it says [ __ ] it doesn't say [ __ ] it's supposed to be [ __ ] not [ __ ] anyways yeah but she changed it she's right so this this this thing comes out and it's like it's like life after vaccination and this and that it's like she's out like doing normal things and like you know she can go eat at a restaurant and this and that i'm like when did i ever stop that like i get my freedom back after i get this vaccination i'm pretty sure my freedom never stopped like it was like what is this [ __ ] you're trying to shove down my throat like okay you know what i'll go get a vaccination but i guarantee you pre-vaccination hasn't changed the way i live other than i you know wear a mask wash my hands guess what i washed my hands before it was cool yeah neat too i don't understand what the difference is of life after vaccination other than what life already was like the fact that we've let people put that in our lives like when i go into the restroom because i'm be holding you know precious merchandise then i wash my hands after this like like technically shouldn't you wash your hands before and after like you're you're touching your dick with dirty hands like you know what i'm saying like you that's why i said my hands before i touch my dick lesson free all you men out there oh did you break oh hey didn't know you're back there but yeah so i thought you saw her coming around no i saw her at one point i didn't realize like i was already living like that like what do you mean life after vaccination this is 24 year old blah blah blah she's you know i'm like i was already happy i was already doing these things with a smile on my face like i don't understand what's supposed to change after it like and i got this vaccination walk out like holy crap the world has changed this is life after vaccination like it's some like did you get your first one or second one i didn't get any of them i'm in the control group of the experiment homie i'm not vaccinated i'm in the control group you know how experiments work i said another reality today i got tested as far as anything failed what you got the antibodies and stuff because they yeah i think i have the antibodies because i mean i've had four of them oh i thought you meant four vaccinations no no no no no no no i'll check out these all throughout the year with this kobe crap i've had four and they're all negative and i took uh have you done the antibody test yeah i've done the antibodies you have the antibodies yeah i have them so technically after the vaccination or before before so supposedly sometime you had it then yeah i had it in december i think i had it in december uh at the end of december 19th and january morning before the [ __ ] was cool i had a [ __ ] coke i had the bid before this [ __ ] was a fad just kidding i'm not saying it's false i know covet is real i had it i don't want anybody to think i'm calling it a false name my sister my sister and bernie law had it yeah sister and brother both my parents had it and they had some experimental treatment done that was uh when they had it done wasn't even a fda approved after they got it done literally two days later i'll tell you what once we've made it through the sixth clinical trial then i might consider maybe getting it yeah we'll see what happens did you hear they're bringing johnson johnson back online well i'm already having my second one by the time that comes to life well yeah i mean you can't go again johnson johnson all in one so you couldn't go get it anyways you'd have to get them redundant and apparently if you get the pfizer they're saying you're gonna need a third one already oh sorry kayla supposedly i don't know well no i know that most of them you're gonna have to have a booster which is basically like two that's one year after isn't it but they said that they've already found uh what is it ut southwestern they've already found the brazil stream yeah they found a brazil stream here in texas i think it's in north texas i don't [ __ ] care i'm so tired of it i'm so tired of it i'm so [ __ ] tired of it yeah i'm not saying that it's get vaccinated don't get vaccinated that's absolutely you're right i would not even for a minute talk [ __ ] about anybody who gets vaccinated because absolutely if you feel you need to and you feel it makes you safer and it's good for your peace of mind i encourage it because we all need a safe peace of mind lately but me personally i'm just until i see long term year to two years from now what's really going down with this i'm not doing it i until we there's this we have not made it past the sixth clinical trial of this this vaccine and i am waiting for those results i'll keep my mask on if you want me to stay distant no problem my mom taught me not to spike speak to strangers anyways so you know what i'm saying like yep i don't like i don't even like peeing next to anybody yeah like i don't even like 99.999 of people anyway so i stay far away from it as possible so social distancing [ __ ] i've already been doing that well hell i don't like nobody so yeah well i like point zero zero one percent i mean i told you okay yeah i get it [ __ ] you there's a lot of people there's there's a lot of people in my life i'm like yeah i tolerate that i tolerate you i don't think that i tolerated that's mean of you to say i do i tolerate i tolerate a lot of people that i tolerate a lot of people yeah i mean there's a lot of people sometimes sometimes you do you do have to tolerate there is a lot of people that gets under my skin oh my god oh i like your uh lucy says i like the mask because it hides my resting [ __ ] face [Laughter] she's lying she doesn't have a resting [ __ ] face she smiles at everyone it was so funny kayla and i passed this guy and a girl on a harley and the chick had like the most resting [ __ ] face and i go and caleb commented about it and i'm like i have never seen anybody angry on the back of a [ __ ] harley in my entire life holy [ __ ] i need to take a picture of this it's just same as being seeing somebody mad on a jet on the jet ski exactly that was my first analogy i was like first i would wear these on a jet ski i don't know how long they'd last i [Music] yeah you're one of the few people that actually rode my uh racing jet ski yeah my dumb ass forgot to put the trim down so i was like riding a wheelie across the [ __ ] lake like i didn't know how to like i just gotta tell them that it's really really it's really [ __ ] fast and i didn't adjust the trim and the trim was faced up so every time the [ __ ] jet ski took off it [ __ ] i was like why do i keep [ __ ] and then i finally got off the waves and i kind of got a straight going but the whole thing was riding like this the whole time like up and i come back and he's like where'd you guys like man i just you know i wanted to take it for a ride and i turned around i was like dude what the [ __ ] is wrong with this thing he's like you put the trim down like oh well that's what happens when you don't own a jet ski yeah that thing [ __ ] when it launched it wanted to go out of the water oh yeah that got some pretty bummed be like 10 feet out of the way you had to like ease it and then it would get it you could get it up to like 40 50. bad crow's feet really like you can see that inside my face they're like mask smile what do you mean like this just squint my eyes [ __ ] [ __ ] from the scrapes from the straights we had a chase her kid on and i was saying andy lines i was like from the streets out hell yeah that's what i'm talking about i wish i should have tuned in for that one yeah oh man is that one of the nightly casts i think uh that was just a random what was it what night was that that was friday was it friday yeah i think uh every friday though don't you i thought yeah but we didn't we didn't we hadn't had it him planned he just like yeah it kind of happened hey his best times man i think uh i think we kind of got to him a little bit yeah we did but hey he schooled a lot of people my head my head hurts stop talking about it and then as soon as we cut cut audio and went just went blank he just got the headphones put him on the mic and damn you patrick what did i do he's a little 10 year old 11 year old 12 whatever yeah we don't know someone's i'm amazing actually he's gonna be talking to me like that but damn you dad my bad bro yeah everybody i told everybody i was gonna get you to say lick balls i had to deliver man i think at one point i said i can't believe i'm arguing with the 10 year old but it's funny because he said that everybody's everybody's washed up in the nfl except for everybody on the saints yeah it's like that team that players washed up that's where that story came from now i get it yeah so the beginning yeah i was like who said the saints are washed up where is this news at i didn't see this i can't believe i didn't hear about this [ __ ] oh yeah there's another thing i forgot the um i saw what you see earlier today and what it is uh well okay so no i was reading a post um i know that uh the cowboys uh the cowboys are looking for a backup quarterback and i heard drew brees is uh available damn damn i think brees wants to be on the winning team though i mean i'm not sure which part of that joke is more [ __ ] up i don't think we're good enough to deserve a breeze no it's just a joke it's just it was just a joke because just in case chase was hearing it you know yeah he tunes in everyone's watching yeah he tunes in everyone's well but i'm pretty sure we're gonna i'm gonna get some smart ass response from kayla here pretty soon yeah she said uh patrick thinks everyone is always upset when they boomerang [ __ ] back lol no i don't think everybody's upset all the time i just i mean i could just tell in his eyes because he was trying to think of trying him what to say you know he couldn't keep up a little bit well i mean kayla says patrick you talk more about the saints than an actual fan chaser that's a good one but i am actually a bills fan i know it's true hey no denying it he's got it on his right here it's got it on his hat he had it he had his pride jacket on the other night no you would know if he was upset and he wasn't okay all right that's fine then i was wrong and i'm the first person why am i not getting any of these comments and that's fine because i mean i'm the first person to um i don't know say that i was wrong so i'm wrong oh there you go i just had to update them i guess i don't know oh so here's your uh phone's not coming in uh late i guess so the la the video is going pretty good but but we do have to really have uh the bills and saints party kayla said bill's had one good season since 1990s and he can't keep his balls in his pants wait who who i don't know who can't keep his balls in his pants there's a few more balls for the record by the way she been drinking i think she might have and yeah she's been drinking we've been drinking i have to you've been drinking what balls which one who couldn't keep his balls in his pants i want to know hey yeah we need to know i'm not upset i'm joking and we still need to know about who just what has that got to do with anything what does that have to do with the price of the china she's drinking apparently she's drinking she drinking is she drinking no willa what are you doing i see you in the background i see you moving around in the background girl what are you doing my feet out i see you trying to sneak under here give me a baby all right well come here all right yeah yeah she ain't listening very well today no she's not who willow or kayla both oh yeah yeah okay i still laugh at the story you guys told me last time how they met how romantically their meeting was who's meeting who you and kayla it was so romantic what meeting was that i was that's me being sarcastic okay they just told me how they met oh [Music] hey shut up it was so cute it did it matched she says she's not drinking she's doing laundry oh yeah it was hell yeah it was it was a door totes adorbs it was love at first swipe they were they were a lot of like i see why they get along [Music] did they she says i didn't share the details andy illowell um yeah the initial contact the initial contact between you guys i don't know the whole story i don't know if there's more to it man this little thing is making me cough the what i love you baby do i need to kill your mic there you go i got it all right cool oh man yeah okay hey that's another that's another thing on my shirt yeah didn't the last one i was on didn't we coin [ __ ] wasn't that the last one i don't know look consult your book [ __ ] was the last one right yeah let me look at myself tender [ __ ] [ __ ] which would you rather ladies which would you rather be would you rather be bumble [ __ ] or would you rather be tinder [ __ ] [Laughter] really i'm sorry was that the line did we cross it finally my bad that's was that the line of sub-sophomoric humor that was like you little short [ __ ] [ __ ] it's on there [ __ ] [ __ ] waffle on there too wasn't there yep waffles on there [ __ ] biscuit no shitty titty shitty teddy what about choker that'd be [ __ ] tits i think we should add chow chop cause that's what that lady did with her foot she cho chopped that dude right in here i thought it's when you meet somebody in bumble and you bang them bumble [ __ ] y'all's definitions are clearly the best [Music] i don't have anything else that's all i got what the [ __ ] oh we need more we need more show chops on there where what anyway that's that karate move we saw her do when she ran up in that miami fight in the airport she cho chopped him c-h-o-d-e case for all our listeners out there in case you're wondering how to spell chode chop man now you know this is high quality [ __ ] content right here man you know you can't pay for [ __ ] like this it's kind of like i'm going to choke chop your ass yeah you best not [ __ ] me i cho chop you yeah buddy i love it dude i i can yeah i want i'll have it i want to put some of these i want to put some of these in uh in this group i think we i think we need to like think of words every week yeah we need to think of words every week and if the audience can it can help us with the any uh catchphrases or any phrases they hear or want to include yeah so so by speaking and if we like yours we'll design you a shirt we'll give it to you yeah actually you know what dude no dude if you're quote man dude genius genius devon so if you guys come up with a quote whoever comes up with the best quote that we pick at some point sorry we will design a t-shirt for you and put it on there is that what you're saying devin that's exactly what i'm saying okay it's kind of like i got all sizes and we'll send it to you and your address we'll send it to you yeah that's kind of like what i've posted i'm just an american citizen paying taxes what the hell so so you can comment you can dm any one of us and we'll compare notes etc and whoever's is the funniest absolutely [ __ ] hilarious we will immortalize your quote on a shirt and it can be something you [ __ ] heard somewhere because i've done that to plagiarism getting in trouble for something you did so does it so does this [ __ ] every word's been said somewhere i know but don't don't take like a straight up like you know so does this uh disqualify family girlfriends and all that no they can they can join in they can join they can join in on this one because it's whoever's is the funniest yeah okay all right i need that one what we can do is we'll do a uh poll too and it better be quotable i don't want anything like i came a saw i would look here's what we'll do it down between three or three to five right we'll have the audience pick out of that three to five which one's the winner and i don't want to see anybody saying like i came with solid [ __ ] my pants or some stupid things like that make it clever make it witty make it funny don't make it shitty yeah yeah and even even if you just even if you don't win will still write your quotes down in the script and we'll we'll eventually write uh we'll we'll have a story that patrick will put together because he's seems to be pretty good about talking about short [ __ ] [ __ ] and titties and [ __ ] biscuits poor biscuits and stuff that'd be [ __ ] tits man that would be cherry tits rocky cherries [Laughter] um but yeah so so yeah let us know um or it could be bb taylor tits yeah where'd lindsay's go it won't let me scroll up man damn it [Music] what is it sable parkway that's right sable parkway tip now that one didn't work nice sorry didn't mean to yawn man i'd be watching myself on camera man i got these little [ __ ] i got these little t-rex arms t-rex i'm a winner i'm gonna use that for a screenshot for the next time you're wrong man it takes sideways turns like every 20 minutes man it does went from puppets to mama jokes to thanks everyone for tuning in i love your [ __ ] support legitimately i do hey man go go go go check out devin and patrick's website if you're listening it's frustrationlimited.com they got some cool merch on there uh pick yourself up a t-shirt um to be funny you're like use discount code suck a dick no just kidding balls yes discount code balls just kidding you don't have a discount code yet but buy some merch you know it goes back into helping fund the show helping fun things in general um you know i'm saying we use it to create content etc and maybe one of these days will be like you know dude perfect or somebody and like you know have super entertaining [ __ ] where we're like throwing stuff off of devin's roof and trying to make a basket of neighbors cool oh dude there's new neighbors coming in you know what we can make we should see if we can pee off your roof into their backyard we've got the bigger arch you know i'm saying like the golden arch this is this is the gold wave challenge [Laughter] gross now that's funny that's entertainment kayla says bubble [ __ ] 10 for 10 off [Laughter] no nice one you got patrick choked up i found it rather humorous all right ladies and gentlemen we appreciate you tuning in is it that time already it is about that son of a [ __ ] like andy said go check out our website www.frustration copy some fu merchandise yeah [ __ ] do that um yes we also have a etsy store where you can buy merch and um you should be just uh fu podcast check it out in etsy and you can buy all sorts of [ __ ] but yeah we're um we're expanding and adding stuff so if you come up with some ideas like like we said earlier we'll build them and you can have them and also other people can buy them yeah and don't be afraid to suggest something if you want to see something cool on the show reach out to yeah definitely content is king if you guys want to hear something let us know the only the only thing we can't do maybe well i guess if we were gone and patrick was like a solo show no no naked women sorry fellas that's not gonna happen patrick if you ask patrick he may do it we'll have to be absent that night the the men who are no longer single cannot see other naked women it's not right and be completely inappropriate yes that's true so call you brother let me know how it goes so thank you everybody for tuning in it's uh it's it's freaking awesome having you having the support and everybody out there and so uh like a deaf kid playing musical chairs i'm out all right thanks for uh tuning in everybody catch you on wednesday catch you on the flip side see y'all deuces